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Senior staff editor for Science, The New York Times. Star of the second screen.

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Joined September 2008
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Michael Roston
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Who else plans to type twitter dot com to get to this site until the end of the web
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Congratulations to "via Japanese television" and "via Australian television" for jointly winning this year's Best Picture Oscar
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The American mind cannot comprehend a movie theater Coke cup this small
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Michael Mann Facts
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Irish film director Neil Jordan attends the premiere of Eminem's movie "8 Mile" at the Savoy Cinema January 7, 2003 in Dublin, Ireland
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Pretty good push alert @chicagotribune
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HOBBY LOBBY ROBBY HAMMURABI
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6 years
Did a kidney stone write this?
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NYT Health
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Kidney stones are painful, but at a microscopic level they're kind of beautiful
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@zachbdunn "This one is from way back in your library" -- song I've never heard by musician I have never listened to
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WHAT IS "THE REVENANT?"
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"Ms. Manning is set to be freed in five months, on May 17 of this year, rather than in 2045." Let that sink in.
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This goes out to all the people who scour strange sites on the internet to solve mysteries: An Indian programmer helped NASA find India's lost Vikram moon lander in his spare time. @kchangnyt emailed with @ramanean about his #chandrayaan2 discovery:
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An amazing discovery but the sad thing is that the same erosive forces that made it possible to spot these footprints is also probably erasing signs of ancient human ancestors we'll never find in the first place
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Macy’s producer: Ms Ross the lip sync will look more convincing if you hold a microphone Diana Ross: no
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<Walks into men's room> <Closes stall> <Weeps quietly> Why didn't I receive the Google doc phishing attack?
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I'm so tired
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The Associated Press
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After resisting wearing a mask in public, President Trump now says he thinks it makes him look like the Lone Ranger - and he likes it.
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So let's check in on the 10-day weather forecast in Kourou, French Guiana, the home of Europe's spaceport where the Webb space telescope just had a weather delay from Dec. 24 to Dec. 25
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6 years
You, a simpleton: Netflix and Chill Me, an intellectual: NASA TV and Anxiety #marslanding
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6 years
🎵braspberry pberet🎵
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Food & Wine
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Braspberries, blueberry-stuffed raspberries, are very real:
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@pixelatedboat @Metallica A skeleton Has taken my car Taken my phone Taken my wallet Taken my weed Taken my keys Taken my drink Left me with life in hell
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How are we ever going to work in office buildings where the windows don't open ever again?
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So when I was a kid, I distinctly remember there was this VHS tape at the local video store for the movie Shazaam!, starring the actor Sinbad, and he was on the box, and now I can't find it on the Internet
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Entertainment Weekly
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We can show you the world... of Disney’s live-action #Aladdin ! Get a shining, shimmering, splendid first look at the reimagined classic in our magical First Look issue:
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Dang this @13pt interactive map on the Mars Opportunity rover's journey. Look at it on the biggest screen you can find:
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@TaylorLorenz Jokes on them every user of this site has been cursed since at least 2008
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History rhymes: First glimpses of Pluto & Mars atop two NYT front pages exactly 50 years apart http://t.co/HmHw64lOxu http://t.co/8vW7UujWux
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In 1969, The NYT asked Picasso what he thought of the moon landing. Priceless: http://t.co/T4M9s0XBRV http://t.co/1Lpi09oq8l
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The clouds cleared for just a second and I got a good look at the moon heading toward total eclipse. Keep trying to see it!
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8 years
So Trump waited until the Olympics opening ceremony to endorse Paul Ryan
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4 years
Did a snake write this?
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NYT Science
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Snakes are gentle, healthful to the environment, tragic heroes of the ecosystem that are, when gazed upon without malice, beautiful.
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3 years
@nycsouthpaw McConnell always understood that 50 votes in the Senate, even if one of them is the VP, means you govern like you've got 76 votes. As we used to say in debate rounds, winners win!
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7 years
Make America Geographically-literate Again via @UpshotNYT
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3 years
Well here's a correction I never imagined writing
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@Folly_and_Glory @emorwee @DKThomp but also plz give the big ups to @aznfusion who wrote the line in the first place!
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Two Americas
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The Popeyes chicken sandwich has a @WSJ stipple portrait and you don't
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@katienotopoulos The drama program set up a month-long performance of Les Mis with an elaborate, expensive set. The drama teacher didn’t tell anyone he didn’t have the rights to the musical. The rights owners shut us down after the 1st weekend.
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We had to work on Dec. 25 but at least they put the James Webb Space Telescope launch on tomorrow's A1
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Sunday, Oct. 4: "I get it." Monday, Oct. 5: "Don't be afraid of Covid."
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Wish everyone of these teens had an adult who could help them get vaccinated the way teens know a guy who could get them booze
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It’s a Pez dispenser
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Animation of Starship’s Starlink satellite dispenser system from Musk’s internal SpaceX presentation on Thursday
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This is it. This is what it came down to. A sitting VP deflecting his boss's insistence he could overturn an election result by asking someone's former mentor to tweet something. That's how close we got.
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The air quality is so bad in NYC right now that all the electronic billboards in Times Sq are saying that a new life awaits me in the off-world colonies
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2 years
@MoiraDonegan Learned from my mom that losing a job after a few months sometimes means there was something wrong with the job and not you. Learned from my dad how to fix the videoconferencing device so the meeting actually starts on time.
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4 years
Has anyone ever described your Facebook Newsfeed more accurately?
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What's more American than sitting it out while Germany and France battle for supremacy on a field?
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Gosh I hope this is the "storm" that President Trump was warning us about.
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4 years
Pro-tip: If you stay up late enough tonight waiting for election results, the next episode of The Mandalorian will get uploaded to Disney+
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3 years
Shout out to the person in NYC government who approved the fireworks display that coincides with the precise moment when parents are trying to get their young kids into bed before the first day of public school
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The clouds cleared where I am and I went into the dark to try to spot the meteor shower. Maybe you’ll be luckier than me. Look up and toward the east and hopefully you’ll see something streak across the night.
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🎵 young pope 🎵 🎵 you don't have to wear that dress tonight 🎵
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Can you hear the chirps of the singing mice in the video in this article? Tell me in the replies. Some editors and reporters here on @nytscience can, but some can't. Is it like Yanny vs Laurel?
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This is how it ought to be, despite what your gender studies professor says.
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Hunter of Cute
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She said yes!
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This NFL post game show is a real triggering event for all the #XFiles fans who were bullied by football players in high school
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3 years
<opening beats to "Losing My Edge" by LCD Soundsystem start playing>
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@NASAPersevere can you guys put a novelty car horn on the next rover to Mars?
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🎵🚀We built this city We built this city for Jeff Bezos🎵🚀
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@silviakillings @emorwee @joshdean66 Much credit to @aznfusion for channeling their inner Dean Martin and being game for my foolishness
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In July we asked what @NASA should explore next. 1500 NYT readers replied. Here’s our faves: http://t.co/KwxJR9s5Ra http://t.co/ispmOCxQaD
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@vincentdonofrio also the "Parrot Jungle" in Miami where they'd take a pic of you with a parrot on each shoulder. One parrot was in a bad mood that day, bit into my glasses, pulled them off me and spit them out, in the process taking a chunk out of one of the temples.
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Instead of 3 debates, Clinton and Trump should do 2 debates and then prove their fitness on a special episode of "American Ninja Warrior."
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All my fellow NASA @Commercial_Crew astronauts, which is the best seat?
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1/ Charles Loeb, a World War II reporter for America's Black newspapers, saw through the War Dept.'s disinformation about the radiation effects on people of the atomic bombings of Japan.
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Is Google Reader down for anyone else?
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Hello from the future! On Sunday in print (Saturday if you subscribe to home delivery), 32 glorious pages for the 50th anniversary of the Apollo 11 moon landing.
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@KyrieMeMo @nytimes thanks for flagging. we're investigating the answer to this and will add a correction to the article once we get a more definitive answer from the zoo.
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tfw you can’t keep up with this news cycle
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2004: The Facebook 2012: facebook 2019: FACEBOOK 2021: FaceBook 2023: fAcEbOoK
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Today I accidentally mixed up the words barber and editor in a Slack chat and honestly what is a barber but a Hair Editor
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Our journalists really struggled to explain Einstein’s theory of general relativity
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"NEAR THE END OF THE DAY, JAMES BENNET, THE EDITOR IN CHARGE OF THE OPINION SECTION, SAID IN A MEETING WITH STAFF MEMBERS THAT HE HAD NOT READ THE ESSAY BEFORE IT WAS PUBLISHED."
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I keep checking in on the Deadspin home page, and since yesterday this story has been ranked up high and it's just so clear that whoever is ranking stories that "stick to sports" didn't actually read to the bottom
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@dodaistewart How dare they sell those unripe lozenges at Trader Joe’s and call them mangoes
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@katienotopoulos The internet was a mistake
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3 years
Does anyone else instantly start hearing the opening theme music from @TheExpanseWR when they watch this loop
@HopeMarsMission
Hope Mars Mission
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Before using these images for scientific analysis, corrections has to be made where possible for any impacts associated with the detector and optics, as well as those that occur as part of being in orbit around Mars such as cosmic rays.
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Unpopular opinion (among many managers): The best thing young people can do early in their careers is join a union that requires the payment of OT when employees are compelled to work on weekends or other times above and beyond their scheduled hours
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Jordan Kong
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Unpopular opinion: the best thing young people can do early in their careers is to work on the weekends.
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Kinda surprised Obama is revealing his #SCOTUS pick before he announces his March Madness brackets.
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Launching a new app tomorrow: Bindr tells you if there are any qualified women nearby to hire for job openings at your company.
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2020 really turned out to be a big year in spaceflight. So I made you a highlight reel.
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I can't believe a New Yorker writer is saying that strong unions at other publications are breeding grounds for mediocrity. Like unionized publications -- mine included -- haven't laid off tons of journalists over the past decade-plus
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This is what voter fraud really is: a mother of 4, jailed for 8 years after confusedly voting for Romney in 2012
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All the Taylor That's Fit to Swift
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@AlexJamesFitz RIP your mentions Fitz
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This will be known in the history books as the "OMFG It's Only Tuesday Afternoon Massacre"
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Chris “Law Dork” Geidner
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And, there's four. All four DOJ lawyers on yesterday's sentencing memo have withdrawn or sought to withdraw from the case this afternoon — with one quitting DOJ altogether.
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@annamerlan @darth 73% of millennials don't know what this is
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Throwing shade at the former colonies
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So you're a wife guy Spend entire life guy Never start no strife guy No crisis midlife guy
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<picks up the phone and dials reporter on my first day back at work after a week’s vacation> It’s Michael on the science desk. How are you? <pauses> Can you get me 600 words on everything science knows about Bigfoot anatomy by 11:30?
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My daughter just referred to my wife and I as “1900s people” have never felt more dragged
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