Former street kid, Isaac Jomo Osman has been elected deputy mayor for Blantyre City.
In reaction to his election Jomo Osman of Democratic Progressive Party (DPP) has assured of sanity and security for residents.
Stay away from low vibrational topics and tweets
Gender wars.
Racism.
Revealing clothing.
Body counts.
Girlfriend allowance.
Everyone intuitively knows right and wrong
Don't pollute your mental diet
The Malawian dream is getting a job with dollar based salary and a company 4×4 and health insurance so you can be air lifted to India or South africa with diabetes related complications from the nsima and sugar based diet
@WJS_Nyangulu
"Why are we protesting"
Are you part of the protests?
Why not start your own protest addressing whatever issue you take issue with instead of trying to recommend what those who put in the effort to organise should do?
#PrioritiesIndeed
Gentlemen
The gender war is fake
Its on social media only
Enter real life
Get your act together.
Be presentable
Introduce yourself to that lady
Stop watching porn.
Sex isn't even that good when it lasts that long.
Let nature take its course.
After driving multiple British High Commissioners over the past 25 years, the wonderful Alfred is turning off 1CD1’s engine for the final time today. Can’t tell you how much I and the 🇬🇧 🇲🇼 team are going to miss him ❤️ Enjoy your retirement Alfred!
We do not speak ill of the dead because funerals are for the living, not for the deceased
Its a matter of class
And only those of low class fail to acknowledge this
Embarrassing
Cheap theatrics to look active
Shes late because they are all overworked & underpaid
all the resources they are supposed to have to make them have just even the basic job satisfaction are diverted to those whole steal from government coffers by your colleagues
@Durrell_U
My kids have been the top readers in their class since primary school reading at the speed and complexity of books of university students
They've also broken the records of IGCSE results in Africa
Don't worry about me and mine.
There is no competition
Ladies
Are you sure you can even keep up with the sort of person who will meet your so called standards?
Do you have the intellectual depth to hold conversations with someone able to spend people's entire salaries on a night of fine dining ?
Coz seeing some of your tweets....
When men say that a woman's dressing can be sexually provocative (
@sundaysoireemw
issue), I come to conclude one thing; such men are sexually depraved. They can't stand a lady in a miniskirt without having inappropriate sexual thoughts. Can you survive in a strip club, koma?
In a country where the majority of the people survive on less than a dollar a day, having price requirements on dates as a lady is counter productive.
Notice I said as a lady
Don't ever speak negatively about yourself
Don't ever say you are too weak or too dumb
Rather say you have *yet to become strong enough, or you have *yet to become smart enough
Your subconscious is always listening & it can't tell the difference between the truth & bad talk
Imagine going through the misfortune of going broke then your chick leaving you coz you are broke
A pay as you go chick
What's the other name for that?
Your dream guy was going to take you for freezes and a milk scone and in 30 years you'll be clapping at your kids graduation from Oxford and flying back first class
But he spent his start up capital taking you to 21 Grill and RSVP
Who told Malawians sitting in the back seat is respectful?
The messenger at the office isn't feeling well, so I'm driving him home
Now he is in the back of my benz looking like he's the boss
S.h
One day you're going to look back at this period in your life and the most difficult obstacles you are currently facing will have taught you lessons of toughness, softeness, tolerance, resistance and even acceptance.
Katt Williams !!!!!
This nigga just said to Shannon Sharp after he's been defending Steve Harvey, Rickey Smiley and Faison Luv "You having an unnatural allegiance to losers is not like you"
Thats the coldest line of the year
Rich people send their daughters to prestigious institutions so they are more likely to meet wealthy suitors and marry rich men
If you don't know this it's because you are poor
They turned my son back from depositing in the bank coz he is a minor!
This is why kids today are useless.
I used to go pay our school fees with a cheque fastened by a safety pin in my jacket pocket at age 9
Remember for the enemy to win, you need to be unmotivated
Social media is being used to magnify pessimism and over report negative content
The world hasn't changed.
Your perspective has
The world has always been like this.
Sink or swim
And we need to get to swimming
Moving out of your parents' home age 18 is a sign of intergenerational poverty
Wealthy people have habits that maximise wealth creation
Paying rent when you can stay with your parents is financially unsound
Live with them as long as possible
Do not try to befriend everyone
Do not socialise with people who tell you that your dreams can not be actualised
Meet the others
Socialise with those who will suggest ways in which you can actualise your dreams
Those are your people
This is why I don't like helping people out
They now think you have adopted them
Dude says he has lost his phone and asks if I have a spare?
Who the fuck has a spare phone?
Then says he's going to check the price of second hand phones & will tell me
Tell me???
Tell me what?
If you are engaging in sexual activity with someone and receiving payment in goods, money, or kind, it's an already defined occupation, and I dont know why people get offended by being classified as said occupation
Any dudes on the time line with a picture of their teenage selves with a picture of their mum and she's in a bathing suit?
Oh really?
Why not?
Chimidzi.
No nigga.
Coz we are a conservative society
People raise their eyebrows at pictures that aren't the norm.
You hear that gents.
You must be a lawyer, doctor, policeman, garbage collector, soldier, plumber, spiritual leader, finance manager, career planner, scholar, all for her............coz she.......is just a regular chick
As a country, why have we normalized drinking and driving so much.? To the point that we hate breathalyzers as if they are not there to safeguard people's lives. Why is being fined for risking yourself and other people seem as a big problem.
@Mr_BTz
Because restocking will be more expensive.
If they sold a chocolate bar that they imported at zar 10 @ 64 it cost them
mk6 400
To restock it will now cost
mk 9 200
People stealing from the countries coffers and your children's future
Then they openly show you pictures in luxury cars and locations, and you worship them like the second coming
Then tweet about how fuel and forex shortages are killing you
You deserve what you get
Separate yourself from negativity
Study to occupy your idle mind
Be healthy all the time
Be strong when you can
Difficult circumstances will challenge you
Every decision will not be perfect
Be patient
Succes is on the other side
Its not bullying unless it is psychologically traumatising for the rest of your days
I went to school in the Khalahari desert
My prefect in 1994 used to have me wake up at 4 am in winter to sit on the toilet to warm it up for when he wanted to take a shit at 5 am
All jokes aside
Now is not the time for panic and hopelessness.
Its time to put aside shallow preferences and hone your skills and abilities to steer clear through the oncoming difficulties
We will prevail, and this will be the adventure of our life time
.....for now
He should have fired the head of the defence force immediately
Since he didn't the shift.of blame has to be on him
The hounrable thing will be to step down
What is in it for them?
Thats the question we should be asking.
They secretly fly all the way here, stay in places locals have no access to, and don't interact with the general population
Husband did nothing for blacks in America but we should believe their philanthropy here?
You know how trans men dress as caricatures of women, as in their idea of what a woman is and not actual women?
This dude dresses as a caricature of a freedom fighter
You get to a certain age where no one is impressed with where you are travelling to and what job you've been promoted into.
The only questions they ask is how are your children and the state of your parents
That should clue you into what really is important in life
2024 is going to be a defining year for man kind
I hope we find it within ourselves to survive
Its not going to be easy
We will need to develop our spirituality
God be with us
My attorney advises that I should tell the truth about this, which is I hurt myself playing football with my dog at 2 am.
Any claims from any parties should not be taken seriously
Had an altercation earlier
My problem is I head butt before I punch
Effective......but it has its faults
Also my front teeth took impact, so got to sleep with a gum guard to try make sure they don't get loose
God bless the fool who thinks he can win a fight against me
Young women have no idea how dynamics change when they get older and can not barter their youthful looks anymore
If your identity and character is based off your looks, you really have no place in the game
Those who try warn them are vilified
You cant be twerking at 50