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PhD Candidate, Lancaster University | Law Student, University of London | MSc Informatics, Unima | BSc LIS, Mzuni | Chess Enthusiast | Marxism | Literature.
Malawi
Joined December 2014
Pa Twitter ungathe kumapanga argue ndi munthu woti akulembanso MSCE kachitatu, amakhala ndi makolo, masana anali ku part-time kuphunzira masamu komanso amasowa venue, sanawerengeko buku kupatula Facebook. Kapena "graduate" wophunzira ku "varsity" yoti imasamuka semester iliyonse.
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Akuti "why me Lord?".Iwe umafuna zimuchitikire ndani? Ndiwenso opusa eti.
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Can you, or anyone reading here, fetch his number for me? I can sponsor him a Bachelor's degree. @zodiakonline.
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Zimangovuta koma tonse timayenera tidzisuta chamba.
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I got accepted into a 4 year PhD. program at Lancaster University (top 15 league table in the UK) today. I have never been happier. Rasta Call I Shit You Not. @capletonmusic.
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Any educated, sane, and respectable man wouldn't wake up every day to pick fights with strangers on social media. Strangers who just mind their own business. Many of these wannabe tough guys and Twitter bullies are just street kids armed with smartphones. Pitani ku night school.
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Collision Course with the one and only Krazie G. "Heat(hit) ngati ndi summer/ Ndingofuna dzindalama/ Ndati kuyaka mwachimidzi."
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Ena amvekere "degree is just a paper". Ukape eti? I was staying in this house, the upper flat (left) when I'd just graduated. First job. Salary was K48, 000.00. The year was 2012. Age was 24. It's not just a paper. Congratulations to those graduating tomorrow @Luanarofficial.
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Kusaka ndege ndi ma torch ndi ma candle and you insist this is a country. When we point out such mediocrity, mukuti bwanji sitikusamuka. Boys. A country without emergency locator transmitters (ELTs), no sonar and radar, no satellite imagery, no aerial search. Koma, yeah!.
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Wina ndi iwe umaponya ma 100 USD bills pa chinkhoswe. Palibe chomwe umapanga kupatula kuyendetsa zinthu za bambo ako. Tidzamva kuti umatani makamaka chifukwa palibe chako chenicheni cholozeka chomwe umapanga. Awa achina Big T kufuna kumationetsa ngati ife makape. Lero tamva.
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"Ambirinu pa Twitter pano munandidziwa zinthu zanga zitayamba kutsika"
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Today at the Parliament of Malawi presenting on Science, Technology & Innovation to members of Interparliamentary Union.
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Two weeks ago, I met a young man studying at LUANAR who makes a living by doing kabaza. I extended an offer of free accommodation to him. Today, he informs me that he's secured a sponsor who'll cover his essential expenses & provide employment at their company upon graduation.
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Akazi amapempha ndalama amuna omwe samawakonda. I am old enough to know this.
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Economy ya Malawi ndi economy yokhayo yomwe siimamva kuti munthu ndiwe owumira. Olo usiye mowa kuganiza ziyenda, ayi ndithu, economy yosamva kuti ndiwe sober-man. Kusiya akazi kuti mwina ndalama idzioneka, ayitu, economy yosamva kuti ndiwe mwamuna wokhulupilika 😅😅😅.
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Mkazi adzikhala ndi nzeru. Adzikunga argument yogwedeza mafuko. Logic idzisefukila. Mkazi adzitha kuponya mfundo zokhwima ngati za ras. Beautiful nails while carrying an empty brain ayi. Minus Brutal fruit, what does she know about geopolitics or global economics?.
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Landed at Malawi's Domestic Warehouse. @LAZARUSCHAKWERA please use our taxes & construct an international airport to foster global connectivity. How do we develop without an international gateway?
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One thing I will never do in this life is to date a born-again girl. Sukudziwa kuti analapa chani.
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Ukadzapita pa Gateway Mall kapena pa Shoprite ku Blantyre, ukakhala kuti unakwatira, ndi pomwe umaona kuti unapupuluma. Unakwatira mwa changu.
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Tinavomereza kuti ndinu okongola komanso muli ndi thako. Koma olo proposal simungalembe. Degree mulibe. Ndalama mulibe. Olo kukupatsani survey data simungatolere. Ifetu timadana ndi zopusa.
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"Are you satisfied with the life you are living?" - Bob Marley.
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The reason I no longer argue with some of you. Call me Dr. Ras.
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People who find it necessary to publicly disclose screenshots of your conversations over minor disagreements or differences are filthy, repugnant, abhorrent, and objectionable, especially when and where your communications were intended to remain private.
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There's nothing good with growing up in the ghetto. I've been there. It only looks like it's a cool thing when you make it. Otherwise, I wouldn't willfully have my kid grow up in Ndirande, Bangwe, Chinsapo, 23, 25, Zolozolo. No. Largely, kids are a product of their environment.
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When you happen to have money, remember to spend with people you call for rescue when your wallet runs dry. Life's lessons.
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Let's recall some great men who have been fighting for our rights. Recall Alexious Kamangila, recall John Chilembwe, recall Matafale, recall Chipembere, recall Culture Joseph Hill, they have been fighting for our rights.
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New purchase. K112,500.00 (£76). Kenako wina azidzati "a lawyer tithandizeni mlandu koma ndalama tilibe" 🤣
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Osamandinyansa ndi ma message ku dm. Ndayankhula kwatha. Sindimanyambita munthu. Mudzitolere. I know how money is made. Ngati zili zakuba musamationetse. Ndinunso zitsiru ndi ma role model anuwo. Zopusa ine ayi.
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"Sunsets are proof that no matter what happens, every day can end beautifully." Let's go for a walk.
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"The most important thing is to get rid of doubt" - Nipsey Hustle.
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And the purpose of education is for all educated people to get employed? Penapaketu? Are you even educated?.
Not all of you will get employed. I don't know what you will do but that's a fact. You wasted your school fees. Bye.
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"99% of all problems can be solved by money -- and for the other 1% there's alcohol."
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Timothy Mtambo was one brilliant strategist. A young man who worked so hard to build himself up, diligently so. He decided, one day, to destroy himself because of goat soup. He is a deeper lesson about priorities in life. Trivial choices and temptations have always ruined men.
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Inetu si munthu wamasewera. Ndingathe kugwetsa Benz lero ndikukagula V8 Engine mawa. Olo kuti ndikuonetseni ex wanga mungathe kulira.
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It's been a great week. I received a job rejection email from the International Court of Justice (ICJ) in The Hague. The entire Human Resources Department at the World Court took the time to acknowledge receipt of my application & respond, which is no small gesture.
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"Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't, they'd be married too."
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Where can I purchase a bouquet of flowers for her? I understand that there's no benefit in acting like a gangster and yet she is all I feel and fell for.
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All of you asking me whether the guy needs a degree or not, mukuti mukundifunsa ngati ndani inuyo? Mpaka ndikutukwaneni? The whole reason I am capable of sponsoring him is because I have degrees. I owe everything I am to my education. Zopusa ndi ine ayi. Akane yekha. Kupusa eti.
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Some guy called me asking for money for relish akuti. Ndamufunsa ngati ali ndi ufa. Akuti ali nawo. Ndamuuza aphike phala adye. I have learned that it's not good being "too" generous. People will walk all over you. Do not possess an idiot's compassion. That causes us pain.
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Kuchita kuopa kuti ugule yoghurt poganizila m'thumba. An average worker has to carry an umbrella because every time they open their wallet, it's always raining disappointments. Today I was told of a school teacher who refused to leave the bank until he is given a 50 pin loan. 50.
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Kungowauza kuti ine mundipangire ya tsamba limodzi pasipoti'yo. Akafunsa kuti mukabwelera bwanji ndiye? Kuwafunsa kuti mukati kubwelera mukutanthauza chani? Kubwelera kutiko?.
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Natural hair is a labour of love that demands significant time commitment.
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Mu chibwenzi muja mumayenera nonse mungokhala ndi ndalama kuti wina asamaoneke ngati akukonda nzake chifukwa choti amamupempha 50 pin. Akanena "I love you" zisamakhale kuti last week unatumiza 200 pin.
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Like I always say, my number one commandment is to date a woman who can actually afford herself—because, you know olo local chicken ya pa Bwandilo amayamikira. Underline "actually.".
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Do you think what I am thinking @LAZARUSCHAKWERA ? That day will come & The Revolution Will Not Be Televised @capletonmusic #ThatDayWillCome
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Afrika a moving, nobody minds di destination. It's all bout fi dem belly while di people a hungry.
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Dreadlocks is for the fearless independent decision-makers. You shouldn't have dreadlocks if you have a curfew at home or can't pay your own rent or tuition. In that case, you need a low-cut as a man to show how dependent you are & that you don't make your own decisions.
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Malawi. Dziko losaka. Kusaka mafuta. Kusaka forex. Kusaka network. Kusaka chilungamo. Kusaka ntchito. Kusaka mbewa. Kusaka chilichonse. Ndikamaliza kenako ndisakenso mkazi.
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I know it's unsolicited advice to the young out there. Date a woman who has already built herself. Apart from building a house, don't build a woman. If anything, reinforce what's already built. A one-sided construction is bollocks. Invest in someone who has invested in herself.
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To some, happiness is in having a 2 bedroom house at Airwing, driving a second-hand car from Beforward, & send their kid to Bright Future Academy while waiting for pension money. Those of us who want our kid to learn at Bishop Mackenzie & retire on a mega farm, we're miserable.
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I've had a lot of alcohol this year due to stress about my life, family & Law studies. I was on the verge of being withdrawn. As I visit my doctor for a Hepatitis B vaccine next week, I'll have my liver & kidney function tests as well. I'm glad I have passed my law exam.
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Twitter is a toxic place. I remember some broke lawyer from Blantyre, who used to bribe his way through law school at Chanco, labeled me "gay" due to his brokenness. A few months later, he was arrested atathawa bill ya 65 pin pa filling station for a year. People are sad here.
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Today I celebrate a 35-year life with no wife which has allowed me the freedom to explore my passions, pursue my career with unwavering dedication, & savor the independence that comes with solitude. Planning a remote excursion & party.
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Ndimakhala ndi zoyankhula zambiri. Ndimalemba nkufufuta. Kulemba nkufufuta. Komano mwachidule, kunoko timakhala podikila tsiku la imfa.
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Basi bed yaing'ono kaleyi padzigonanso munthu wina inu nkumati banja. Sizoonayi.
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I'd be doing exactly what Bushiri does if I were him. When you "collect" money from gullible and desperate people, it's only sensible to help the poorest of the poor with that same money you didn't work for.
Bushiri is a blessing to this nation.
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Malawi will never develop. A dumb voter can't elect a smart leader. They'll elect a dull one like them. I spent 20 minutes at a gas station. Why? A driver & his friends were shaking their car to allow more fuel into the tank. This is exactly how the elected leaders think. Dumb.
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"I am not kheming bekhi to Malawi". Ati "komano mungovala zovala zimodzimodzi". Aaaa iwe, mutu ngati dzungu. Kunja sitimapita ndi zovala.
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I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot no deputy. and if I am guilty, I'll pay.
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Today marks 10 years since I graduated with a first degree from Malawi's second public University. Within the years I have attained an MSc from Unima, a postgraduate Diploma & I am now studying towards a third degree, LLB. I look forward to three more degrees in the next 10 yrs.
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Work on Natty Dreader!
Quote this post with a photo of you at your workplace>>.
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I wouldn't have said I am in RSA without meeting my General @GeneralplugUno.I had to take a train and meet the G. Whiskey was on him.
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K264 pin mpaka mwamuna akubwezereni? Akazi kuumira too much. That's just one bottle of perfume. If it was a man asking for a refund, the noise wouldn't abate. Munatisiya amuna abwino-bwino ku Lilongwe kuno inu mwati koma a ku Blantyre. Look at you now hunting for a witchdoctor.
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Ngati cash ili ya illegal, do not show it off. I am saying this according to the Constitution of the Republic of the Street.
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Live in Pretoria. Still celebrating 35 years of existence/independence.
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Authorities should investigate the mass distinctions (first class honours) at Malawi University of Science and Technology (MUST). Are the students exceptionally excellent or the standards are mediocre? Perhaps a rigorous curriculum meets quality students + effective teaching?.
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We were all supposed to leave Malawi permanently yesterday.
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"It was the best of time. It was the worst of time."
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I'll recall today as the morning I had to rise at 5 am to procure fuel on the black market at K55,000 for 10 litres, all because I needed to go to work to earn my daily living.
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How do we end judicial corruption pamene ku Chanco Law School mukungodzadzana pachibale panu chifukwa choti ndi mwana wa judge, mwana wa lecturer wa law, kapena Attorney General kapena lawyer otchuka? This diminishes the relevance of our Judiciary. Mitu yanu.
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Maluzi ndiye amenyatu. Kuchita kusowa 10 million kwacha ku account zoona?.
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To demand to be loved is the highest form of all narcissism.
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Blantyre. The only city where you can survive with any amount of money. Nyumba ya 37 pin imakhala ndi garage, 4 bedrooms with ensuite facilities. Kupita ku ntchito umatha kungoyenda wapansi from Mbayani to town (2 minute walk). City ya ma intern. You can't have money & stay in BT.
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As a man, never ask a woman to send you her pictures. Zimakuonetsa opepera. This is according to a study I have done.
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Master's ndinayamba ndikumaliza kalekale, ma age-mate anga akubwereza Form 4 nthawi imeneyo.
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Chizungu timatha kale kulemba ndi kuyankhula. Sukulu tapanga nkufika pomakana kupanga PhD. Zatsala ndi ndalama apapa. Tisake ndalama. Ndalama zambiri. Anthu asadzatinene kuti sukulu ndi yopanda phindu chifukwa cha umphawi. Tisake ndalama.
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A friend just sent me this as a reminder of a time when I was young, naive, and less ambitious, back when I would not only share my bank balances but also pose for pictures holding money.
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