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@henfreakez
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Theo von isn’t funny he’s just one of the loud annoying sexist truck guys we went to high school with
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@ycsm1n
Knowing he has a camera in the house*
The man is fully aware that this is being recorded and doesn’t give a fuck - extra scary on top of it all
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I’d pay ridiculous amounts of money for a live stream of dog the bounty hunter looking for Brian laundrie
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@brooqlynn
If you’ve seriously been on both sides of the recruitment process and think Greek life is all swell and dandy, you are part of the problem babe
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@latkedelrey
@mazzypopstar
To think there’s a world where you’d put Lana over Bradley is just - sick
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@michael_jeray
@meganfoxfiles
Yeah I vehemently hate the rich and vapid you’re reading it right
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Whenever I’m trying to pick a watermelon by weight I end up having to pick up like 5 watermelons, because I really have no idea how heavy a watermelon should feel until I get a lil data set and a point of reference
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@carriecross1974
@Phil_Lewis_
Isn’t that like the biggest red flag though, let’s be brutally honest
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'when you drop a bunch of acid and walk through the festival grounds'
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@Man_on_a_rock
@signulll
You wanting to see women in sundresses may single-handedly destroy the sundress industry
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Smoking a joe and saw these cool bugs having a 3some, then the bottom two just bailed
I get the vibe that the top dude is feeling played af
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I finally changed to 'single' on Facebook and mf facebook asked me if i wanted to see fewer posts from my ex 😂 they really looking out for a girl out there
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So I’m a horrible person and I immediately described my Facebook after
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I feel like a bitch, but I can't deal with people who pray for their problems to be solved instead of actually taking action
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How can y’all afford to live and also buy clothes and makeup? Like in what universe does 90% of your income not go towards paying bills and living expenses? I don’t get it, I’m running around looking straight out a 2012 old navy catalog and everyone else looks put together af
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@timecaptales
@creepydotorg
Okay not trying to be mean here - the 9 month experiment with a chimp is why the 43 year old man killed himself? I feel that’s a bit reductive
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@mayarex1c
You know you can do almost anything you want on the internet - learn new things, meet new people, just grow as a person. Instead you choose to do this… are you not embarrassed of the way you’re using your gift of life? I’m embarrassed for you dude
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The best thing happened to me this week, after not replying to this dude for a day. Wish I woulda saved his Snapchat messages. Homie is CIA, he’s a rich model, he’s a yogi, we are all stuck in the third dimension and he’s above that????
I ain’t even got a gap 😂😂
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@stfukhaleed
@miskhotaaaa
They’re literally twisting it because they feel cool when they have unique insights on things the world had already settled and figured out decades ago
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Dude just came up to me on campus and asked me for a cigarette, then asked to borrow my phone to call his girlfriend. Then the dude asked if I wanted to drink with him and he pulled some mini wine bottles out his pocket. Im so confused
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Has anyone else had random conversion factors stuck in their head for 10+ years? I will never forget Avogadro’s number or how many centimeters are in an inch
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@ItsDevanteB
@iimabeautty
No, it’s not hard, it requires no extra reasoning - it’s literally just regurgitating information. If you try, you should succeed, unless there are deeper issues at play
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one of the biggest issues in the world is that we have too many people sitting around waiting for 'God' to fix things.
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Why don’t people brag about their non sex work jobs like this, I need income generating ideas that don’t involve strangers masturbating to me please
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How do you check the weight of a red hot chili pepper?
give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now
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Meet Ashley, 26 years old, fed up with life and the way things are going
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@femi_spiration
@da_seyn
The upsetting part is that both of these bites are tiny right? Like y’all get more dog in yalls bites, right?
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Was y’alls health class not just a baseball coach making you cut out pictures of food from magazines to make food pyramid collages?
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@Marie_lexussss
@cheeseus_crust_
I saw someone die at blue bayou and they just kept it open like it was nbd
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too many girls are trying to make their identity 'that attractive girl on social media'
that's not a real type of person. stop.
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@SkyisteraHigh
@loweffort0
@1followernodad
@eyso_classic
In theory you’re correct, in practice you’re insufferable
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@LeorSapir
@AriDrennen
@jk_rowling
You care about crimes against women, when they’re committed by men who are pretending to be women? If you want to support women, there are 2847482472 other more pressing issues you could focus on, this comes across as bashing trans people…
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Yes please message me on Facebook ten minutes after I post a breakup status. That's the most effective way to get laid.
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Im living in louisiana forever bc I dont want my future children to miss out on mardi gras
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He used to use a rope trick to fake tie himself up. Then he’d ask his victims if they wanted to try 😢 RIP to the 33 children and young men who lost their lives to this piece of shit
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@HowDoITweeter33
@surecodes
@criminalplaza
@rhaenyra_reign
Her character was absurdly dumb, and those are incredibly difficult things to achieve - to do that would make the story bougie bullshit fiction
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mature enough to simultaneously dislike someone and wish the absolute best for them
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Bout to make an onlyfans where I get naked and teach calculus. I really think ima shine
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I hate emotionally manipulative people. They do something wrong and somehow I'm always the one apologizing in the end - interesting
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@scorched_water
@terrormcgorry
We were clueless about normal words being offensive until Hillary Duff told us to stop calling things gay in a commercial, that commercial shifted society
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YALL if I get murdered don’t let them interview any fake friends in my mf Oxygen documentary! You don’t get to front like were close if I get true crimed out here, no sir
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Pet peeve: people who hate 'rap culture'
Newsflash, back when rock was at the forefront of pop culture, it had a ton of misogynistic themes and drug addicted artists.
So it's only a problem if black people use drugs and 'offensive' themes in their music? THATS RACIST AF
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I’m gonna need somebody to wife me up before I start teaching because I’ll be damned if kids have to call me Ms. Henfreakez
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@baddepptakes
No - this is different, im the furthest from Depp’s side of this situation, but I think that was a fake, played reaction to get sympathy - she knows 1000% that she was physically safe in the court room, and she had been looking at him for hours that day. Don’t be this naive
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I hope the ppl keeping weed illegal realize they're gonna be on the wrong side of history & everyone is going to think they were stupid
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You ever take a dab that is too big for ur own good and you get that cough that will never mf end. Like ur gonna die coughing. Your throat and lungs will never recover this is ur future now. You’re a cougher now. This is all u know. Then u finish typing this tweet and ur okay
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until personal responsibility becomes a universal value, shit will stay the same
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One time like 4 years ago, my ex came home drunk talking on the phone to a girl he met at the bar, so I got a tinder the next day and went and hooked up with a dude at like 9:30 in the morning. And I totally never told him but I hope he reads this and cries
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I have serious feelings for Jim Halpert but he is a fictional character and I think he and Pam are beautiful soul mates
So fml
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Lol @ kids who put their expected college graduation year in their bio. Yall know you have no idea when ur gonna graduate, right? Goofballs
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Just bc you dont like something, that doesnt mean it sucks. Its just not for you. We all gotta stop being so negative. Unless we are talking country music. That shit actually sucks
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What's the difference between Russia and reality?
Trump had connections with Russia.
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Part of me wants to abandon my current life path & become a homocide detective. I’d dedicate my entire life solely to solving murders, never marry, eat lean cuisines for dinner with my cat. Get so good that they make a true crime Netflix series about me. So tempting
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sick of debating human rights and common sense like there is any room for an argument.
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My mind tells me I want to be skinny, but my body tells me I want a pound of sesame chicken
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if you dont know about the mandela effect man... i swear to god chick-fil-a was always spelled chic-fil-a. i woulda bet my life on that shit
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@mushrealms
Counterpoint: festivals are surrounded with people who think ibuprofen is an element
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My little brother got a 29 on the act in 8th grade. What did you do today?
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@WomenBeTalking
@percperiment626
@digitalsista
@IVoteClimate
HOA’s are incredibly problematic legally - this isn’t a wild opinion, this is a documented fact, that has only become more apparent in the age of social media as people have been able to share their stories
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I want to share my bad tattoo with u guys before it’s gone forever. I’m rly out here telling people I got it for this guy from my work bc it’s better than the real reason lolol. Don’t do abusive relationships. Stay away from men. Don’t do relationships at all. Buy a vibrator.
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I got broken up with like 10 minutes ago 🤘 watch me emerge 10x hotter and 50x more skeptical
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Attractive people are really the most privileged. You can be weird or even immoral as hell, and people just ignore it, or see it as endearing or quirky. And if you're not hot, people just call you a weirdo or an asshole.
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I don’t fuck with cooking bc I don’t care about food unless I’m hungry and when I’m hungry I want to eat right tf now and all I want is 3 bites of a sandwich so tf I look like spending an hour in the kitchen? For what??
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@TaqeeBond
It’s not inappropriate in like a “doing a man’s hair is wrong” it’s like a “don’t they have shit they could be doing” issue. Phones out, everybody chilling - why even be at school? That’s a waste of everyone’s time and money
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@baddestmamajama
Ngl I read that as a kid and it’s burnt into my mind that I heard the horny secret confessions of a child who was murdered - I still have a lot of guilt associated with that, man
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