It’s Me
@SisterWivesRx
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I am a couples therapist and I write children’s books and do occasional standup comedy.
New York, USA
Joined March 2023
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You look like someone who would honk at an ambulance.
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May Huck Tuah save our souls in this election, and let us now say, Athem.
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I have an eating disorder. It’s called, fuck you, fuck it, fuck everything, fuck everybody.
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@benedictsred
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The most important person in the world read your tweet and is now changing everything.
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Talking to even one person on the phone drains the life out of me.
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If tomorrow X turns back to Twitter than this would be the most eventful weekend in history
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Sorry for not getting back to you, my manic productivity episode has gone into remission.
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I applied for a job to work at the public library and also I don’t care what I eat anymore.
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I watch domestic murder shows before I go to bed to give me the reassurance that there’s always a way out.
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Thank you for listening and reading. It really means a lot to me. Obviously this is a place where you express yourself and hope you didn’t offend anyone too badly.
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I think my audience is deep, insightful and sensitive people and it’s good to have a team
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Why do people think marriage will be any different other than making true threats.
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She died doing what she loved: hiding junk food from her husband
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Everybody’s into space now. It’s pretty cool. I didn’t even believe the universe existed until I saw it at the planetarium. I went there in a rocketship at my last ketamine treatment. I hope to go back.
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Who you really are is what your TikTok feed gives you after an hour
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Why am I being fed pictures of dying dogs? Is that my algorithm?
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Greek yogurt with peanut butter and granola and maple syrup is our next move.
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@Marty__Byrde
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I think inmates are fascinating and we could interview every one.
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Me: when is the cleaning lady coming next?
Hubs: I’m ready whenever you are
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*sorting through my library to pull out most relevant books in an effort to get organized*
Stress Free Productivity
I’ll just put that one back for now..
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Lucky Charms gives you no marshmallows this is bullshit let’s sign a bill
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I finally got the baby monitor working again so I can watch my daughter sleep like a fucking creep.
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I just saw bbq and thought it was a pile of dead dogs. Does that mean I’m losing interest in food
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They could tell us 38 trillion light years and we’ve believe them
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Rest in Peace Biden, Trump is an unstoppable monster. You did your best.
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I opened a fortune cookie and threw away the fortune without reading it.
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I wish everyone could afford what they wanted. A lot of people have money to share
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I completed a bag of chips, so that makes me hopeful about following through on my other projects.
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If you want to meet me before you drop dead or I become a huge star, I’m doing standup this Thursday in NYC. Midtown west area.
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