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Jay Johnson

@Michael96303310

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I'm the collector of dad jokes and a kinda funny guy. I dont discuss politics, but would die to protect ur rights IFB DMs allowed

San Jose, CA

Joined September 2018

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Anybody know where she from?

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I was 1, how old were u?

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Should this b allowed? I say yes

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He really does lol

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Do u still have friends from high-school?

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Who else misses record stores?

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Who got this joke?

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Ladies and gentlemen the pizza burger! Who wants a slice?

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What movie comes to mind first?

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Damn, what did the weather lady do?

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Can u name this horror movie?

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Do u see it?

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Know the movie?

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We're so doomed

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I know, do u?

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Do u believe in UFOs?

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This pic gives me the chills, anybody know the movie?

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Who remembers this glue?

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Elton John, who's urs?

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Who had a Halloween masks like these?

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Foot stool right?

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Who else likes Creamsicle?

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Who knows what this is?

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#2 pencil only, who remembers?

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Loved this as a kid. U ever have it?

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Andre the Giant

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It was so satisfying, who remembers?

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Do u admit when ur wrong?

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Who else?

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This is a hard one

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I did, did u?

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No its called soda not pop, right?

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Remember this ending?

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This was a great movie whose seen it?

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Ok this might b hard, can u name this movie? I couldn't

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Hey I remember that, do u?

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I don't, do u remember?

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Who had one of these?

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Can u name it?

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Should Marijuana b legal everywhere?

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Who was up with me?

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Say hello to my new granddaughter Ivy Lynn Johnson 8lbs even 19 inches long

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He's badder than King Kong

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Remember ribbon candy?

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Well guess who turns 57 today, THIS GUY lol. So blessed to see this day and I pray for another 57yrs God willing

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I have, have you?

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I love Halloween but hell no!

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Who was president when u were born?

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Damn I'm old, who else?

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I definitely agree

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Best Batman ever, u agree?

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I remember these two, do u?

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Guilty

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My first real girlfriend work here who remembers Orange Julius?

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Who else watched Peanuts during the holidays?

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The grandaddy of them all. Who had one?

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Would u drive a peacar?

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I know, do u?

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Who remembers this was supposed to b the end of the world?

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For obvious reasons, I'm never making a strawberry cream jello bundt cake again

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There here!

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Great memories, did u do it too?

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Damn I've been there have u?

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Bummer I loved Laverne and Shirley great show. RIP Cindy Williams u will b dearly missed

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Well can u?

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Have u ever been bullied?

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We had one of these in avocado green, u have one too?

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Ok jeep folk do u approve?

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And that's a fact

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Not in my house, what about urs?

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This is too easy, who gets it?

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Who watched Stand By Me?

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I can, can u?

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Did u play marbles as a kid? I did

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I can, can u?

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Definitely b careful in Florida the water is not ur only worry

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Yes please! Who's with me?

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Anybody else watch this show?

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Ok y'all, Chevy, Ford or Dodge? Let's settle this now!

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Damn right who else?

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These were cool who had one?

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I keep seeing tweets about how much Musk has changed Twitter, am I the only one that hasn't noticed any difference?

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For some reason these always tasted the best, remember?

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Would u ever date ur ex again?

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Feel old now?

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I'm on a roll 2nd grandchild in 2 weeks. Say hello to Jacob Anthonh 8lbs 9oz 21in long

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Age check, what is this?

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Could u b in a in a sexless relationship?

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Did u try and peel off the label as one long piece

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I was 12. How old were u?

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Too easy, right?

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Do u believe in spanking children?

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U ever been in a fist fight?

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