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Certified Astrologist. If you want to learn astrology or need help with any personnel issue, DM ME.

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@iGreenGod
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Women are far more privileged than men. My girlfriend and I went to a dinner with friends the other day. Everybody found my girlfriend stunning and gorgeous, but they called me weird, creepy, and gross. We were wearing the exact same dress!!.
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@iGreenGod
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I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at.
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@iGreenGod
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Remember we are allowed to walk away from anything that does not feel right.
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@iGreenGod
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. :::::::Sanatana-Dharma::::::. A thread to mankind. Retweet - Like & Share.
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@iGreenGod
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Overweight Lion.
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@iGreenGod
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41 years ago I kicked a pregnant woman for the last time. Today's my birthday.
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@iGreenGod
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My wife is just 3 days younger than me. So I’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when I was of your age. ” and then describing what I did 3 days ago.
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@iGreenGod
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Potatoes make french fries, chips, and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.
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@iGreenGod
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Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.
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@iGreenGod
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Pick Me up. 😂😂
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@iGreenGod
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Not only is it not Friday, it's not even Thursday.
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@iGreenGod
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Raw Velvety Malachite is so mesmerizing
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@iGreenGod
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Kindness is not weakness, it is really courageous to stay generous in such a harsh world.
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@iGreenGod
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My open mind is closed for repairs.
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I wonder how many animals we had to ride before we discovered that horses were cool with it.
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@iGreenGod
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Some people are like ads, just skip.
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@iGreenGod
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She left me because I am insecure. No wait, she's back. She just went to get a glass of water.
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@iGreenGod
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Just say lol and move on.
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I left the womb for this?.
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@iGreenGod
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Don't let people know too much about you.
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@iGreenGod
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I am not buying a 2022 calendar until I see the trailer.
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@iGreenGod
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Y'all ever meet the love of your life and then boom you meet another one.
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@iGreenGod
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Never Give Up
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@iGreenGod
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Question of the day :. Name one thing you’ll always find in your fridge?.
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@iGreenGod
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The 50K. Thank you all for reading me. The biggest twitter thread to shout for all those cool twitter friends who I Read - Like - Retweet without expecting the same from them in return. Follow them all mentioned below, they are . "𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕽𝖊𝖆𝖑 𝕮𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖇𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖎𝖊𝖘".
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@iGreenGod
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The 80K. Thank you for reading me. A Big thread to shoutout for all those cool Twitter friends who I always Read - Retweet without expecting the same from them in return. THIS IS GONNA BE HUGE.
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@iGreenGod
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There is nothing more terrifying than sneezing while driving.
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@iGreenGod
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Sharing the video of my love my daughter *Yoshna*. send some love if you like :)
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@iGreenGod
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No one is you that is your power.
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@iGreenGod
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Maybe when the time is right .You will find me again.
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Question of the day:. Have you ever walked out of the cinema without finishing the movie?.
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@iGreenGod
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Powerful women don't own attitudes, they have morals and limits. Don't confuse.
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@iGreenGod
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Having a woman who is 100% down for you while you are trying to build yourself, is something money can't buy.
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In the end, all I learned was how to be strong alone.
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@iGreenGod
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My daughters dancing as *Radha* and celebrating *Janmastmi*. Please watch and bless 🙌
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My wife asked me what "mansplaining" means. now what am I supposed to do?.
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@iGreenGod
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When you realize the real luxury in life is a Calm Mind.
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@iGreenGod
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accept people as they are but make sure to place them where they belong.
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Why do porn sites have a "Share to Facebook" button? . Who watches porn and thinks, "You know who'd really enjoy this? My family and friends.".
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Music heals but sometimes lyrics kills.
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Orangutan babysitting tiger cubs. Cute ❤️
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@iGreenGod
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Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 99+ personalities.
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@iGreenGod
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Art is how we decorate space; Music is how we decorate time.
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For every 5 minutes of work i do, i reward myself with 55 minutes of scrolling around on the Twitter. .
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Before I agree to 2023, I need to see some terms & conditions.
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Sometimes it isn't the one who takes your breath away, it's the one that reminds you to breath.
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@iGreenGod
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If she only wants you, don`t worry about who wants her.
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@iGreenGod
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We all deserve someone who at the end of day says, "I missed you so much today".
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Direction is more important than speed.
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@iGreenGod
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मैं चाहता हूँ. कई महीनो बाद,तुम एक रोज़ मुझे Call करो,.और वो Call, Receive ही न की जाये. फिर तुम एक और कोशिश करो, Call करने की,और फिर Receive न हो. फिर एक अरसे बाद, तुम्हे थोड़ी फ़िक्र हो, तुम Message करो मुझे. वो Messages जिसका कोई भी जवाब अब कभी नहीं आएगा. फिर.
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When you love someone more than they deserve, they can hurt you more than you deserve.
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Don't be afraid to love, not everyone will hurt you.
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If you can't make someone happy don't ruin their life by hurting them.
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@iGreenGod
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Pain changes people,. Some become rude .And Some become silent.
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@iGreenGod
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Never waste your time on people who don't value it.
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Wow 👌
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@iGreenGod
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Your closed mind is the greatest prison.
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What!
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@iGreenGod
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Songs are audible drugs.
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@iGreenGod
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I wanna marry someone as funny as me. Imagine laughing cause we both forgot to pick the kids up from school.
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Be happy not because everything is good, but because you can see the good side of everything.
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Question of the day :. Do you believe in God?.
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You are as beautiful as you make others feel.
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@iGreenGod
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A 12 year old girl learning to skate a 100ft mega ramp. #wow
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Some days it takes a lot of work just to be okay.
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I stop my microwave at 0:01 to feel like a bomb disposal expert.
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@iGreenGod
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The most gorgeous things around the world go unobserved, unvalued and unnoticed.
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Question of the day :. Have you ever saved someone’s life?.
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See Everything, Say Nothing.
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Don't wait. There will be no right time.
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𝗡𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝗶𝘀, 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘂𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗽𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂.
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@iGreenGod
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Do we really deserve them?
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@iGreenGod
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Being married is solving problems together. Problems I wouldn't have if I was single.
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@iGreenGod
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What if phobias are made from how you died in a past life.
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When someone is genuinely in love with you, you don't have to constantly beg for their attention and time. Regardless of how busy they are, at the end of the day, they will come to you and spend time with you because you are their first priority. People might tell you that they.
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No matter how good you are, you will be replaced.
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You can not change things by loving them harder.
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Their Reaction. 😂😂😂
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@iGreenGod
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My grandmother passed away in the morning. I will be off Twitter for the next two or three days for rituals and other formals. My tweets are already prescheduled. I will retweet everyone once I'll be back. Thanks.
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The 25K. Thank you for reading me. A thread to shout for those cool twitter friends who I Read - Like - Retweet without expecting the same from them in return. Follow the List They are "𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖕𝖘".
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@iGreenGod
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. I wish people could drink their WORDS and realize how bitter they taste.
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I wish I met some people a little earlier, some a little later, and some never at all. 🤍.
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Question of the day :. In a relationship, does a person’s past matter?.
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Question of the day :. What’s the title of the current chapter of your life?.
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A beautiful thing is never perfect.
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@iGreenGod
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It costs a lot to be poor.
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My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list. Now I can't read anything.
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Being poor is really expensive.
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Somewhere between try harder, and why bother.
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A relationship with no arguments is a relationship with secrets.
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Question of the day :. Name one thing you’ll always find in your fridge?.
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If I date you, I want to know you. I don't mean your favorite color, food, and your middle name. I want to know those, too, but I mean, tell me about the time you broke your arm learning to ride a bike. Tell me the nightmares you have, the struggles you've dealt with, if.
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The Beautiful thing about learning is nobody can take it from you.
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Sometimes, someone isn't worth the pain anymore.
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When my wife makes me angry, I look at her through the fork . and visualize that she's in jail. It heals me spiritually. .
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A sad person trying to make another sad person smile, that's friendship.
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I married my wife for her looks, but not the ones she's giving me lately.
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The Monkey 😂😂
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Someone out there is discussing the old you because they have no access to the new you.
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Both of my daughter's cut the Birthday 🎂 Cakes on my behalf. Happy Birthday to me. 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈
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