Whenever there's a baby delivered in a TV show, moms are required to say, "That's not a newborn."

RT @jimgeraghty: It turns out that for the past three years, the Kansas City Chiefs offensive line was funded by USAID.

Just me, or does Mahomes wear his helmet like the Great Gazoo?

@ThoughtCrimes80 Attacking personal character is in the playbook since liberals will always lose on progressive policy. But it will always highlight their deeply entrenched hypocrisy.

RT @Reflog_18: “It shall be called the Super Bowl and will be a huge national event played deep into the night on Sunday when everyone must…

RT @normalny88: Jest moc

@normalny88 Gotta see Fingus play that keyboard part on a little keyboard

RT @Noahpinion: Can we all just stop saying "gaslighting" and go back to saying "lying" like we used to? It's just extra letters.

@dcc31117 Are you casing us?

@RepJasonCrow Quite a leap from an audit to "attempted takeover of the US Treasury" but you do you.

@RarelyTolerated Well, well, well, here are 88 votes that don't matter

@josettecaruso @dom_lucre Will believed he could exploit his trans friend for clout and an Oscar the rich Californians exploit illegal aliens to clean their toilets and manicure their yards.

RT @HeidiBriones: If your non-profit needs government funds to survive (because no one wants to donate), then your non-profit shouldn't exi…

RT @hansmollman: Just dropped my car off at the garage and managed to drop the word carburettor into conversation with the mechanic so he k…

RT @John_Attridge: Can anyone recommend some good introductory books for someone just getting into reading performatively on public transpo…

Parents, protect your children. AI has a dark side.

Imagine an audit revealed your banker spent all your money on hookers and drugs, and you get mad at the auditor.

@Birdeckler Being honest with myself.

@cliftonaduncan Imploding under its own weight really

Ladies and gentlemen, Wish Barack Obama.

@KyleClark @writerkev @nexton9news Dude, an arraignment may happen within days after an arrest, but the actual filing or formal charging can take several months. It's a process. But you probably knew this.