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Go see this man. Dr Catford says he may only have 1 tour left in him🔥⚰️
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Get me on Instagram were I’m active
@theJeremyVine
And you
@MartinSLewis
we should deffo collab to help save the nation during this cost of living crisis👊🏻
In Sheffield for
#SnookerSeniors
@crucibletheatre
and decided to see comedy last night ... Went to
@lastlaughcomedy
, watched
@SimonWozniak1
absolutely blow the roof off. Too rude to repeat here but
@MartinSLewis
you'd enjoy his moneysaver routine!
Also
@KevinPrecious
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Dad’s back with his Roofie Boiz. Cracking to meet the grandson, Dylan, for the first time. So proud of what they’ve all accomplished😍🥰
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The Ice Men in Hutchy’s box room. We made it baby!🥳
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600 UP ON THE BOARD!
All ya’ll who have shared, liked, followed, subscribed THANK YOU! We’ll be taking it up a gear in 2022👊🏻
But before 2021 boxes itself off the addict in me wants one last hit💉
625 before New Year..? Dare to dream...😍
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Church is now in session🕍
💚❤️🌟Art of Our Great Leader 2💚❤️🌟
Two Studies For A Portrait Of Simon Wozniak At The Frog
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Not sure I want to get started with this apparatus or app or whatever you kool sxc kids kall it😉 but it seems fucking atrocious and an absolute cesspit of humanity.
Please send nudes. Or else...
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@JamieHComedy
I’ll be there, lad. Don’t you fuckin’ worry sunshine. Head-to-toe in Union Jack grip with a case of Bombardier. Fuckin’ Putin!? I’ll be Putin the fuckin’ boot in on all them cunts whilst screaming Sweet Caroline. THIS IS FUCKIN’ ENGLAND!🏴🇬🇧
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“Wants” to be middle class...👀
Little clipped version of a longer bit over on
@HWCCLiverpool
live page.
It's nice to have dreams...
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Hello to all new followers! I’m an Instagram man at heart. 13 of you go and follow me on that to get me to that illustrious 3,800 follower mark. The Turning Point as it’s known in the online comedy game👌🏻
Peace ✌🏻x
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Big Bobby T for the BBC🔥🔥🔥
Give it a share and make his dreams a reality🍆💦
Seeing as it's the day for admitting unrequited love...
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I jokingly told Bob
@JamieHComedy
got filled-in in Newcastle hence why rearranging Manc date. This was a fleeting message via WhatsApp in a hungover state. I will not have him try and jeopardise my only ticket left for a modicum of success in this cesspit of an industry.
X
Just been told the true story about
@JamieHComedy
ribs, looks like he picked the wrong
@PodAnotherOne
host to have with him on tour. I'd of never let him be had off in that way
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No idea what has happened here as I don’t understand social media but if someone needs me to manage them on Tuesday, I can and will do.
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If you want a standing O at your tour show, get the David Blaine of tour support in. Standing O or your money back🔥👌🏻
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Scared of nothin’
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This is absolutely wonderful💂
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Another classic Another One. Close to hands getting thrown, just how we like it🥊
Midnight tonight for the next step of the movement, The lads are joined by Liverpool’s Southern Sweetheart
@milocomedy
and The Pod's ever reliable
@Staunty87
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Never back down. Never surrender. I will not rest until the algorithm is defeated.
SHARE MY CONTENT, FOR KING AND COUNTRY!!!!
Armistice agreed on
#WATERSLIDE2k23
for 11pm
ONCE MORE UNTO THE BREACH, DEAR FRIENDS! ONCE MORE!
@SimonWozniak1
the first soldier over the tops into the roaring Yorkshire machine gun positions.
At the going down of the sun,
And in the morning,
We will remember mental health
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Hutch knows
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The Ice Men go toe-to-toe with the Riffmeister General and a mere mortal MC!
Anxious, exhausted new Dad gets shouted at by a clown. There's only one place he's going...
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😂😂
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Merry Chrisblah blah blah. Shut up. To business; ya’ll know I don’t do Twitter but I’m an addict and need
@PodAnotherOne
to hit 600 subs on Youey by NYE. Mainly so I can drink whiskey on the first patreon record. Be a part of the movement. SUBSCRIBE! 🥃
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Loved this episode. Almost as much as I think I love Lucifer Diablo😂👹🤣
Help us out so we can keep on growing and producing more quality content;
Big love
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We all need a bit of help from our friends, even triple murderers...
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Thorpedo knows. Join the movement. We’re marching on harder than the 3rd Reich.
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805 subs by midnight? Need 9! Make it happen the firm👊🏻we grow, you grow, the movement grows🙌🏼
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Selective memory.
Rob and Milo went for the same meal but had very different experiences...
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Absolute U-Tekkerz🤯🤩🍆💦🔥
🚨 This is not an April Fools' 🚨
The only
#HaveAWordLive
show this year. The arena. 10,000 of us. Let’s make history.
Patreon presale: Wednesday 6th April, 10am
General sale: Friday 8th April, 10am
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Oh yes! Ohhhhh YES!🥊
Add boxing promoter to my list of professions now.
@EddieHearn
👀😂
Join the patreon. Join The Movement.
@PodAnotherOne
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Have a heart, guys!
Subscribe to me podcast on YouTube or Father Christmas isn't real
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Tits? TITS!? Who put you on, son!? WHO PUT YOU ON!?
Unless you’re just referring to Bob’s chest of course...😉
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Don’t know what this means but yeah, we are not only a funny podcast but an important one for society👊🏻
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Big love from Big Sexi😍🥰
But don’t get it twisted, that is a real gun you see in the enemies backyard. You’re either with us or against us.
C’mon, 3 eps deep and The Ice Men have already infiltrated on 2 separate occasions. Use your brain. No-one can stop the 🦍 movement🕍
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Delightful little chat with the trailblazers of the post-covid comedy industry!
PATREON SQUAD 🚨
Your 48 hour early access to next week's episode is LIVE. This week we had good friend of ours
@SimonWozniak1
on the couch. We spoke about what classes as cheating in a relationship and what drugs we would all do in Amsterdam 🔥
JOIN US>
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Here’s me being vulnerable and revealing the painful reality of lads holidays when you’re 18-21. It’s okay not to be okay. End toxic masculinity. Fuck BCM Square! Follow us on Insta guys
@PodAnotherOne
As a thank you to all our new followers on Instagram (Up your game Twitter), here's a bonus clip of a young Wozi from last week's episode.
#funny
#standup
#standupcomedy
#hilarious
#comedy
#Maga
#holiday
#virgin
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They don’t call me Simon “The Milestone” Wozniak for nothing
It's the 50th Patreon today! FIFTY! And every month more of you sign up to this dark, filthy silliness. I suppose we'll just have to keep going won't we?
@SimonWozniak1
joins
@FreddyQuinne
and
@DeadMenTom
today, smash it into your ears till they bleed you filthy pigs
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Just love to laugh, don’t I? Best medicine an all that.
Join the patreon. Be part of greatness. Be the movement🕍
@SimonWozniak1
has the best laugh out of anyone in the pod game I piss myself everytime he goes off on a laughing fit on
@PodAnotherOne
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Join the movement. Bob and I need financial assistance. We’re drowning. Save us.
If you're part of
@PodAnotherOne
movement I've just stress released the Patreon 36 hours early, if you're not part of it you're missing a man having a breakdown because he has to do the bare minimum as a father.
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@JamieHComedy
Fair play. I never understood why this race was such a cornerstone of your life until actually watching the race.
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I’ll do my best.
@chesterzoo
give us your best giraffe and 18 months. No gunplay. Straight limbs. What you sayin’?
I need to see
@RobThomasComedy
fighting a giraffe on PPV can you make it happen lad
@SimonWozniak1
😂😂
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Let’s grow together👊🏻
Looking for sponsorship or advertisement on a pod with around a 7k and growing weekly reach. If interested feel free to DM.
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Scared of nottn. Announcements are for pussy-o’s. Just let me emerge, like a great white from the depths🌊🦈
And I missed out a mention for a class act called Wozniak...single name only, must be Brazilian or summat
@SimonWozniak1
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Gunplay. No talk. Straight shooters.
Consider the scene seen.
GABOS.
Just as everybody’s podcasts are hitting huge milestones we want to reiterate that the podcast wars are real and here is the proof
Join the
@hwgreenroompod
army.
@JamieHComedy
has no job and
@tonycarroll14
has dates to pay for 😂
—>
@RobThomasComedy
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This but me Left Wing Forward. Natural habitat. Eusebio. Lethal.
@socceraid
Club comic XI:
GK:
@robmulholland
RB:
@JamieHComedy
CB:
@adamrowecomedy
CB:
@DanHasAPodcast
LB:
@Thephilellis
CDM:
@FreddyQuinne
CM:
@TroyHawke
CM:
@eshaanakbar
RW:
@SimonWozniak1
ST:
@abcomedian
LW:
@thatvittorio
Manager:
@RobThomasComedy
Assistant manager:
@SenseiCarl_
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Self-professed King of Bootle & Cock of the Comics here ladies & gents👀
The poor kid’s got no chance. Sign-up to the patreon and together we can give the offspring a fighting chance.
Being a dad is great, even better when your son works out suction cups also work on bald heads.
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Ohhhhhhhhh SHIIIIIIT!!!😱
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Come and join the movement my business men/women/children/people/things etc.
Looking for sponsorship or advertisement on a pod with around a 7k and growing weekly reach. If interested feel free to DM.
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Life imitating art🔥🔥🔥
Roll-up roll-up, get ya Hutchy merch, £10 a pop!
The dream is coming true. Chief support on tour will be
@SimonWozniak1
@PodAnotherOne
. Following one the best in the game. Hard mode on.
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Wholesome stuff from Federico Quiné (
@FreddyQuinne
). Come and watch him on
@PodAnotherOne
using the below link.
'You can't stop that from happening, you've got to learn how to deal with it'
Adele's confessed people have been saying her name incorrectly! This comes as a report reveals nearly 1/3 of people have been mocked at work for how they speak
Should we judge people on their accents?
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What a feeling this was😍🥰
A fitting walk on song for a wit as razor sharp as Robespierre’s Guillotine.
BRAVE ART live in Glasgow from
@SimonWozniak1
THEY’LL NEVER TAKE OUR MENTAL HEALTH 🏴
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See! This is what you’ve all created by constantly trying to bash me. Shame upon you all.
Join the movement. Together we can turn the algorithm tide.
#JeSuisJeremyCorbyn
YouTube taking the piss with
Tory leadership advertising on the latest episode.
#FuckTheTories
@RobThomasComedy
@SimonWozniak1
@PodAnotherOne
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No I wouldn’t dare do that. Rifts be appearing on the green room vessel
@tonycarroll14
&
@JamieHComedy
. Don’t worry, I’ll smooth things over for you on Thursday👬👨❤️👨
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I am unaware of a lot of what I have aaid nowadays. However, if I did say this, I think I should be lecturing philosophy at Oxford👨🎓
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Very clever marketing from Mr Tight himself
@Thephilellis
Go see his show. He’s an unsung hero of the UK comedy circuit and WILL be HUGE. At some point.
Phil Ellis
So why not buy all girls a ticket to my tour show?
Link in bio
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The Ice Men coming for all you nonces.
No-one’s safe.
What even is comedy now?
Join us and find out.
Finally pulled my finger out and put some videos on
@PodAnotherOne
tiktok please go like the page there and interact with some videos to make it all worthwhile
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The realist podcast in the game.
No game. No gimmicks.
Join the cult. Be a part of the movement.
Sign-up now and receive your unique AO I.D number🕍🦍
Join the movement;
Extra Episode that you control
Specials (first one coming soon)
Discounts on future live shows and merch
Supporting the boys in making it the best it can be.
Be part of the movement.
Patreon .com/anotheronepodcast
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@JamieHComedy
@hwgreenroompod
@tonycarroll14
@Haveawordpod
2 pints getting downed before anyone says a fucking word on this record fellas. Need to test both your gangsta
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2 idiots 1 intellectual👀 cracking episode with the very funny
@MrKehoe79
Our first early access is out now with
@MrKehoe79
one of the most interesting ones we've done.
Join Patreon to watch now otherwise it goes public Tuesday.
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Whether it’s out of date food or losing a foot, we all have our own worries.
Be Us.
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You all owe it to society to help us hit 700 subs by New Year. Lords work🙌🏼
This is what Another One group chat is currently going like trying to appease
@SimonWozniak1
please for the love of God follow the links in bio and subscribe to our YouTube. One subscription could save a bus shelter being burnt down.
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I resent and refute this allegation
Toxic Dad Inc. on
@PodAnotherOne
being lovely about kids is the best examples of why it’s one of the best podcasts in the game. Grumpy dads being angry at life, but under that facade lies two proper good men.
Lovely stuff, boys.
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@NiallStockton
@AGrueller
@FreddyQuinne
@HWCCLiverpool
How dare you ever even entertain the idea of me, Lord Wozniak II, working class.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to drink port, eat cheese and watch Youtube mockumentaries on developing nations. Good day to you “Stockton”.
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Jane knows a 🐐 when she see’s one
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People be in chalk soon⚰️
Turned up to record first podcast with
@tonycarroll14
at hot water.
@SimonWozniak1
and
@adamrowecomedy
both on. Thought it was a podcast hit job.
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Man like Baptiste in the building 🔥
Lovely time at the Sunday Séance at
@100clubLondon
Thanks for having me
@realclintonb
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Katie opening up and coming forward about the horrors of dating a soldier...
There's a lot of dangers when dating for Katie housework is right up there...
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Sarah knows. A wise woman. Join her. Join the movement. Become a patreon.
The hot-pot boys chat had me crying with laughter so much I became a Patreon of
@PodAnotherOne
…
@SimonWozniak1
losing his shit laughing makes it soooo much funnier, and binging it has kept me awake during my night shifts 🥰💖
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Hydey knows. Should be head of comedy at Channel 4, Sky, BBC, Netflix & Amazon IMO🔥👊🏻
Was at a comedy night tonight and just wanted to say
@SimonWozniak1
is the funniest stand-up I've seen for a long time.
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Be With Us.
And We’ll Also Be With You.
🕍🕍🕍
Once again we answer life's big questions asked to us by those brave enough to be part of the movement.
Join us;
Patreon .com/anotheronepodcast
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To the legends that left🍻
Spare a thought for Dad's everywhere being emasculated by Mattel...
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😂🍽🍽🍽🍽🍽🍽
After this weeks early access
@PodAnotherOne
Rob's name in my phone will be forever changed. 🤣🤣🤣
@milocomedy
@RobThomasComedy
@SimonWozniak1
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Ecru kecks, no regrets.
Join Us. Move Us. Be Us.
The Patreon episode is out now, no judgement there, we ride or die with our movement.
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Some might say I am a martyr, I just think I’m a good man doing my bit for humankind.
Join Us. Move Us. Be Us.🕍
#voteleftliveright
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Last letter home.
Dear Mr Ladbrokes...
⬇️Support the heroes⬇️
What do you say in your last letter to loved ones?
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If our live show sells out I will quit my job.
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#JeSuisBoris
Join Us. Move Us. Be Us.
Have the lads finally turned into a wholesome political podcast?
Find out on Patreon .com/anotheronepodcast
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And we wonder why we’re considered toxic... Monkey see monkey do. It’s not our fault.
Help us turn it around. Sign-up to the patreon.
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Wouldn’t miss a Leeds gig for the world
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Don’t act. Be.
Support greatness. Sign-up to the ‘Reon and be apart of history⬇️
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Welcome to the first day of the rest of your life, Armo👌🏻🔥
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Coakley bringing the 🔥🔥🔥
Join us. Move us. Be us.
The Church of Another One🕍
The secret toilet, nothing like the secret garden...
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We move differently here at AO. Avant-Garde.
Now do what you were put on this earth to do; join the real movement.
Blessings to all x
Listened to this driving back from Glasgow. Great episode. This clip doesn’t tell the full story in its brilliance as the wonderful flow of comedy riffing is brought to an abrupt halt by Wozniak for no apparent reason.
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😂😂😂
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For more wholesome content please follow Another One Podcast and subscribe to our Youtube channel!
Thank god it's Friday, here's a little clip from our latest episode to get you over that last hurdle of the week...
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It’s all unravelling for Big Bobby T. But don’t worry, the true aloha of the pod will always come through for him💪🏻👊🏻
But more importantly, ya’ll need to come through for us. The patreons. The true, true alphas.
Get involved. Join the movement🕍
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Along with myself, one of the UK’s GOAT’s.
Go to this NOW. He WILL be getting cancelled soon. He’s dreadful. But very, very funny.
I have one last huge favour to ask.
I’ve decided to film this show tomorrow to release on YouTube.
It being the last Sunday we are only half full.
If you could see it in your heart to share one last thing please do.
Also any comics who want to come down, hugely welcome.
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These 2 kids have got something. However, The Shooter showed his game management and coached them expertly, taking them to places they thought they couldn’t go (past the hour mark).
Whatever “deal” they have going on, give them a “Youtube Members Subscribe”. Be well worth it👌🏻🙌🏼
Public episode 4 will drop on Monday 14th at 10am but members can catch it 48 hours early and it’s insane!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Join the green room army —>
@SimonWozniak1
@JamieHComedy
@tonycarroll14
@HWCCLiverpool
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Like, follow, subscribe and all that! Coming soon!🔥🔥🔥
My new podcast with
@simonwozniak1
@podanotherone
is now on twitter, it ain't out yet but it's coming soon. Do me a favour and give it a follow for when it releases.
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🐐crime in the North East. Bodies err’wer. Nobody is safe.
How good Stokesley?! Absolutely brilliant night 😂😂
Huge thanks to
MC
@robmulholland
@AndyJWhite
@SimonWozniak1
Alex Stringer
We’re back for our Xmas Special Sat 17 Dec but nearly sold out so grab tix fast if you want to come along 🎄🎄
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Big J.R knows the score.
See you there! 🕍
@PodAnotherOne
Wozniak singing Reggae, starting a fight, dancing like he’s in a grime video then asking when will this is end? is basically me on every night out. Sign me up!
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Yes Nben lad! Or whatever your name is.
🔥🔥🔥
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Federico Quiné, a beloved AO guest and friend. Don’t know where we’d be without him🥰😍
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Big love from an Another One Hall Of Famer Federico Quiné🥰😍
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