Dan Nightingale
@DanHasAPodcast
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Comedian/Bottom 0.5% Shagger 😘 Checkout the one and only @haveawordpod Come see me live in 2024! ⬇️
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The remaining Fiends shows. The gigs we've already done have been so much fun, some incredible moments and I love being on the road with
@deancoughlin_
&
@amyleowens
There's some big ones coming up. Glasgow next! Don't miss out.
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Happy Father's Day everyone.
So happy I got to spend it with my eldest. He's growing up so fast.
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People ask if working with
@adamrowecomedy
has changed me. I don't think so.
Anyway... no golf today because of all this rain and obviously the mighty Reds aren't playing tonight, so doing my next favourite thing and going to watch Hamilton! *Wearing a flat cap.
#fashionista
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Imagine a British podcast selling out an arena and then not being mentioned in an article... SPECIFICALLY ABOUT BRITISH PODCASTS PLAYING ARENAS! At this point it just feels ridiculous.
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On Wednesday I sold out the Philharmonic in Liverpool and in doing so closed out my second ever national comedy tour.
Including the previews there were 57 shows in total and to top them all off with the biggest of the lot was truly Special. Thank you, lids. 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
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This is why having your wife in the audience is a bad idea. 😞
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Recorded my 2022 tour show 'Smasher' in Chester, the full special will be out on the
@Haveawordpod
channel 12pm Wednesday. Can't wait. 🧡
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A huge thank you to the boys, all the performers, all the people behind the scenes, my friends and family, to Laura (who actually made it onto the stage!) and all the thousands of lids. Friday was truly epic, you were all incredible. 🧡
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This needs to go viral!!! 🐎
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My full stand-up show SMASHER Is out tomorrow at midday FOR FREE! Get on me. 🧡
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My boy can act. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You NEED to watch this until the end 👀🤣
@Alex_OxChambo
goes undercover to trick Divock and Harvey in
@AXAUK
's ultimate prank 🕵️
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This was like a game of Top Trumps and I blatantly got battered. 🤣🤣
Come see me on tour. Ps. I'm doing Belfast and Dublin. *not Derry though. 😬
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That wasn't just Dan Nightingale doing his morning plop. That was 'Arena Comic' Dan Nightingale doing his morning plop.
See you later, lids. 🧡
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Tour show in Nantwich tonight will go ahead. Walk on music intact. Ohhhhhhhhh Jesus. 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
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Looks like we're going to hit 10,000 Patreon subscriptions, today. I sort of can't quite get my head round it. Unreal, lids. Unreal. 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡
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Imagine dying on the first day of the NFL season. Gutted.
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Going to cycle 450km round India in November raising money for Zoe's Place. If you donate anything over £20 I'll send you a personalised video saying whatever you want. You get to feel like a good person and you get a vid of me calling your mate a nonce. Everyone wins. 🤣🤣
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You can always judge a comic by how they treat other younger, less experienced comics. Going off that, we just lost one of the very best. A real legend.
And I think of Bill, who lost his old comedian mate today and all the comics who called Sean a pal.
#RIPSeanLock
#Legend
🧡
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*This will take a few tweets, but when I did Altitude festival I was put in the same mini van as two other comics, driving from Munich Airport up into the mountains: Bill Bailey and Sean Lock. I was a no one and they were not just legends, but obviously really good old mates...
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Freddy on Good Morning Britain. I don't want to know how this happened, but I think it should happen more. 🤣🤣
Emma Thompson is wearing a fat suit in the latest Matilda movie for her role as Ms Trunchbull.
But some have found the characterisation as 'dehumanising and degrading.' So is it offensive to wear fat suits?
Comedian
@FreddyQuinne
and star of Peckham's Finest
@_queenmojo
debate
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They're so sound. The shout-out was appreciated. Next year, lids. 💪
Listen Chris and Rosie are so sound and their podcast is excellent. They’re a working class couple and they’re doing a second arena tour with a podcast, based in Newcastle.
If we were gonna lose to anyone, I’d wanna lose to them. ❤️
We won by being here. I’m getting leathered.
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This is the moment I thought Adam and Carl were going to get the whole
@haveawordpod
team battered. Turns out this Molly Mae isn't that hard. Apologies to
@MeatballMolly
😅😅
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Majorca is cold and rainy, the baby won't nap, Etta doesn't like kids club, have to wear a sodding mask everywhere, had to pay for another room because the one we booked is too small, Loz looks like a woman on the edge...
BUT WHO CARES, COZ WE'RE SELLING OUT THE ARENA JIMMY! 🧡
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Ohhhhh good God. 💀
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WE WON ALL THE AWARDS AND NO ONE GOT SLAPPED!!
Best pod in the game. Adam got best club comic, Alfie got best show, Hot Water got best club, Beat the Frog got best new comedy night, we've got a really big guest into today and tomorrow's announcement is literally massive. 🧡
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Me and
@WillHutchby
have just finished the edit of my special and it's a thing of beauty.
It's out Wednesday. 🧡
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Anyone going to see
@adamrowecomedy
tonight, in Nottingham, on the 1st night of his tour... I would really love to see a video of his face as he comes out onto the stage with the walk-on music I've chosen. Thanking you. 😆😆😆
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Checking out my Liverpool tour venue. See you on November 22nd, Big Phil. 🧡
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📢 Exciting Announcement for 2024 📢
No tour for me next year, instead I'll be hosting my own '& Friends' shows: 'Dan Nightingale & Fiends' at some of my favourite venues all around the country. Cont...
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So chuffed to be announcing my first nationwide stand-up tour. TICKETS AVAILABLE NOW! Please give this a retweet. It's going to be something special. 🧡
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What a night, such fun. Thanks to everyone who voted. We lost out to an excellent podcast and an old mate of mine in
@IAmChrisRamsey
.
I have a feeling we'll be doing this all again next year you know and if we are, I'll try not to dress like an early 80s second hand car dealer.
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This is why my boy
@seannwalsh
is a
@Haveawordpod
legend. A rambunctious little legend. 👏👏👏
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well... I didn't expect that! 🤣
@Haveawordpod
@adamrowecomedy
@DanHasAPodcast
@FinnlayK
@SteWoolford
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I'm very close to announcing my 2023 UK & Ireland Stand-Up Comedy Tour. This year's tour 'Smasher' was supposed to be just 2700 tickets total but we've ending up selling 7300. It's been a dream come true and next year's 'Dan Nightingale's Special' will be even bigger. 🧡
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Bunch of lifelong
@Saints1890
die hards on the way to watch the big game in France today.
@Haveawordpod
on tour.
#COYS
#ladsaontour
#loverugbymelike
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50K views in 4 days! 🧡
Thank you so much to everyone who's watched SMASHER. And thank you for all the very kind messages, I'm so glad people are enjoying it. That boy
@WillHutchby
has done an incredible job.
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My new Special has had an incredible first few days. 🥳🥳
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It gets slagged off on the pod, but my tour show in York was properly class. 👏👏👏
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📣📣 TOUR STARTS THIS WEEK!!! 📣📣
Loads of sold out shows, but some venues still have availability. Check my website. Don't miss out.
Back to the bounce. 💪
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Probs not gonna be checking my notifications tomorrow tbh. 😬
#Idonotbumsnakes
Channel 4 have an extended Dispatches Special tomorrow which reportedly involves a ‘mass expose of an obscene amount of high profile comedians’ who have ‘incredibly shocking accusations held against them, including footage that’s been collected over the last 3 years’…
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Just hit 80K views on Smasher. Thanks to everyone for watching and all the incredibly kind comments.
Adam's releasing Juicy today and it is incredible. Get it watched.
So much quality content on our YouTube page and it's all free mate.
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This will make the school drop off more interesting. 🤣🤣🤣
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My UK & Ireland tour starts in September! It's a huge level up in my career, the show is going to be amazing, I'm working my flat white ass off developing it and by the looks of this promo I only really care about selling tickets in Nantwich. 🤣🤣🤣
Retweets much appreciated. 🧡
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Personal growth for me here. Until very recently, this used to be cocaine and a bloke called Darren.
#COYS
#onlyhighineedissthelens
#fashion
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Incredible connection with last night's audience. 😬
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LFC just battered United and Roweybags is going into town to celebrate, so I'm getting on it watching the NFL in the garden office (the Dan Den) to make sure we're on the same stupid wavelength for tomorrow's Patreon record. 🤣🥳🍻
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WE ARE 8 PATREON SIGN UPS AWAY FROM 25,000!!!!!
Absolutely incredible. 🧡🧡🧡
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Home from my "holiday", chasing a grumpy snotty baby around a Welsh Air BnB. Another debacle. 🤦♂️
Suppose it's back to the grindstone of having the biggest Patreon in the UK (soon to be 16k strong), selling out my first national tour and selling out a Pod show in an Arena! 🧡
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Arrest them all? 🤣🤣
If booing the national anthem gets you arrested, we could do the next pod live show from prison and it'd be bouncing. Anything to get away from the likes of Matt 🏴🇻🇦✝️🤮
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We're about to hit 23,000 Patreons and me pretending to be a horse in Tennessee on the Nashville special is one of the many reasons why.
It's our very best work. A thing of wondrous stupid beauty. 🧡
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Gonna be a long week. 🤦🏻♂️
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My 2023 Stand-Up Tour 'Dan Nightingale's Special' is ON SALE NOW! 🥳🥳🥳
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Today is going to be one of those
@haveawordpod
special recording days that looks and feels like nothing else I'll ever do. Genius idea by the boys, unreal cast of restaurant staff, unbelievable gaff... cannot wait. 🧡
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30k views in the first day or so!!! Thanks so much to everyone that's watched my Special and thank you for all the kind words. 🧡
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Very excited to let you know where I'll be doing my Dan Nightingale & Fiends shows next year! Tickets available now and I reckon they'll make for pretty cool Christmas presents *As long as your loved ones aren't boring gimps.
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He's doing it for Liverpool. I'm doing it for the biscuits. 🤣🤣🤣
Can’t wait for
@theufcbaddy
’s next bout though…
@Haveawordpod
@DanHasAPodcast
@adamrowecomedy
@SenseiCarl_
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He's even got my hat! Although you'd never see me in a Cowboys jersey.
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They could not have been nicer. Sean bought some peach schnapps and Bill spent €120 on service station tat and toys. It was the most fun I've ever had on a journey to a gig. Made more enjoyable because of who they were and how sound they were to me, some random circuit act...
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The
@Haveawordpod
GAA Special is out Friday 9th February at 6pm. Exclusively on our Patreon. Carnage. Loved it.
#JuniorC
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Next year's tour goes on sale in the morning. New cities. Bigger venues. Playing Grimsby! It's all happening. 🧡
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My boy
@FinnlayK
and his band are playing Jimmy's in Liverpool on Saturday 24th June. I'll be there. Let's get it packed out, the lad deserves it. 🧡
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I'm pretty sure we hit 10,000 about two weeks ago and now looks like we're about to hit 11,000 in the next hour and a half. WTAF? 🤣🤣
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Genuinely looking for someone with connections to an athletics club. If that's you or you know someone, please get in touch. Me and the lids want to do our own Olympics. *Must have a triple jump pit. Got to see Roweybags hop, skip and Gerrraaaaarrrrrddd! 🤦🏻♂️
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I love this man so much 🧡
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I am deffo more pissed than I was on the lock-in, but couldn't let tonight's milestone go uncelebrated. Got pissed on GnT with my 54yr old neighbour. So random.
5k Patreons is huge. After years of me playing the game and not getting anywhere... we come up with
@Haveawordpod
....
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First preview done. 57 shows to go!
Spending the next few months on the road with these legends (Dean opening and Amy selling the merch)... couldn't have picked a better crew. 🧡
*The gig wasn't in a sex club btw. Just looks like one.
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