Seann Walsh
@seannwalsh
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Seann Walsh is Dead, Happy Now? Is OUT NOW. (2022) Thanks to everyone that encouraged me to post it ❤️
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Finding out Boris might be back reminds me of when we first found out you could get covid more than once
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Shocked by the news of Caroline’s death but not surprised. I have said that this would happen soon. I was very nearly pushed there myself. I do not post this lightly. It’s absolutely tragic. It’s sad and disgusting and should never have happened. I’m sorry.
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If Johnny Depp took 10 ecstasy pills, called his agent and was angrily shouting down the phone at them, he needs a new dealer
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Having a bad day
@MattHancock
? Just count yourself lucky you don’t have to learn the Charleston
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My partner told me Jill Scott was trending on twitter. I know what that means. Just downloaded the app again to say to say very publicly I love you Jill Scott. I’m so proud of you and you deserve to be there. ❤️ Bye.
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I watched a woman in Tescos today, not only bag 48 toilet rolls, 12 packs of fusilli and 18 bottles of hand sanitizer, she then helped take them to my car. Excellent customer service
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I just did a gig where I told an audience member to ‘get fucked’. It turned out that the audience member was a journalist for the Daily Mail. It is, without question, the proudest moment of my career.
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Thanks everyone. And thank you to
@Mrs_katjones
for managing to keep in a man that dances like a shed in the wind for this long. I’ll see you all soon. Keeeeeeep laughing. X
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In light of the story in today's newspaper I would like to offer my sincere apologies for my actions. This is no excuse but it was a one-off drunken mistake which I am truly sorry for.
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It’s official...I’m a dancer now. 🕺
Seann Walsh, Seann Waltz... we're sure there's a pun in there somewhere. Nevermind. Welcome to
#Strictly
2018
@SeannWalsh
! 😁✨
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Will do, thanks Theresa. Get in touch if you need any tips on Brexit
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I’m flattered to be on Gogglebox tonight performing the, and I quote.... “Reverse Dog Shit Shuffle”. ⬅️ 🐶 💩🕺🕺🕺🕺💥💥💥💥💥 See you tomorrow night where I’ll be including the Spinning Bucket of Cat Piss in our Paso Doble
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Really hard hitting documentary on hot people with learning difficulties now on ITV2
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To those of you that remember that I once missed a show because I went to Hereford instead of Hertford, today I have gone to the wrong Newport.
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Knees, my ankles, my shoulders, my hamstrings. Absolute agony. What dance are you doing?
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I’ve just seen there’s a petition to remake Game of Thrones season 8. That’s fine. Could we also get one for the last series of Strictly Come Dancing?
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To all the people on the internet that have abused me over the past 2 months and continue to abuse me, I think you’d really enjoy this
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Within the space of 10 minutes:
- Gets through to week 3 of Strictly Come Dancing
- Bloke in Sainsbury’s asks why I’m not on telly anymore
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Sharon Osbourne to Amanda Holden. Actual quote. As Alan Partridge.
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Although sad to hear Darcey Bussell has stepped down as a judge on Strictly, I am happy to announce I will be replacing her for the next series. Cannot wait! Keep daaaancing. 🕺
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These photos were taken within 30 seconds of each other. Clearly those 30 seconds really took their toll on me
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Thanks so much to everyone that has watched & shared my special KISS. I want you all to know that this past week has been the first time in over three years that I have felt good about myself & you’re all to thank for it. I forgot I could feel like this. Thank you, It’s amazing
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Hey guys, bit of weird one - I’ve entered myself into a dancing competition that starts tomorrow. I know, what am I liiiiiike. Anyway, wish me luck. Also, anyone got any clean underwear I could borrow? 🕺🦁
#teamdreamcurls
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If anyone has tickets to my tour, you can now use them to wipe your arse.
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OUT NOW. FREE on Youtube. Thanks to everyone for your love and support🕺
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My thoughts and prayers go out to Mark Zuckerberg today as his personal wealth has dropped from $85.5bn to $71bn. Hang in there Mark
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Congratulations to
@StaceyDooley
. You really took on board everything I said. Well done.
#StrictlyFinal
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I am not happy that our prime minister has stolen my dance for round 1. Back to the drawing board
#strictly
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If you like comedy, please read and share. It would be wonderful for this to come off. Stranger things have happened…
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So, America at the moment. It does sort of put a man driving to Durham in perspective a little bit, doesn’t it?
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I just fell over in my flat. On the way down, I said “Help” to no one. I’m pathetic.
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Very sweet of Boris to let each of his children put up a rainbow drawing
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Just want to say a big thank you to everyone who got in touch to show their support for my venture into the world of
@bbcstrictly
. It is times like this when you are reminded of who your true friends are and also that you need to start saving phone numbers more🕺💃
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Spot the man who did not have a clue what was going on
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I don’t know one Stormzy song but every time I read anything about this man, I like him even more and for that I’ve decided I’m going to buy his album. That’s right Grime, I’m coming atchya. *Boom chicha boom boom* That’s Grime isn’t it?
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“Actually this is just the training kit but I’ve got the real one as well”
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Over a billion animals have died in a bush fire but please donate towards helping Big Ben dong
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I just want to take this moment to tell you how much I love you all. Everyone on here makes me smile at the moment. I think you’re all really great people and just keep doing what you’re doing because it’s working. I could go on and on but it’s time for my next dose of codeine.
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I’m so fucking bored, for the first time in my life, I bothered to turn the fish fingers in the oven
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I watched a man blow dry his bollocks in front of the mirror in the gym changing rooms today. That’s right, not saw, watched. Couldn’t believe it. Interrupted me platting my pubes.
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You won’t be laughing when Trump beats world pollution with air freshener.
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I know Watkins was playing for Weston Super Mare a few years ago & just scored the goal to take England to the Euro final but please do not think that you shouldn’t give up on your dreams. The chances of that happening were so slim. It’s still probably not going to happen for you
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I want England to win but I want them to just get over the line again. I’m enjoying this thing we’ve got going on. I want us to be the first team to win the Euros and still be miserable. “Yeah, we won it but we’re shit”. You can’t get more English than that.
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My new Strictly friend has a new song out. I’m looking forward to collaborating with him for the next one. Music needs more nasal tones
1 HOUR BAND - You Want My Sister (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)
For those who want just the song without the talky bit at the start 👍🏼
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KISS is very close to being on 90k views. Believe me when I say I am rarely proud of myself or anything I have done in my career but during a time when very very very few people would work with me in TV/Streaming, I filmed it completely independently
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RIP Peter Stringfellow. Met him in one of his clubs once. He recognised me and insisted I didn’t pay for a dance all night, which was very nice until his cock brushed my chin.
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Do you know what’s good when you’ve got to the jive in front of millions of people live on television? When the night before, upstairs decide to have a massive party. I actually went to grab the broom to bang my ceiling. I don’t know who I am anymore!
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Cant get my head around people being angry about smoking ban. “Taking away our freedom”? That’s what laws are, taking away some freedoms for the benefit of a society. Making it illegal to shag a cat is taking away our right to shag a cat, it’s also a good idea that isn’t allowed
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*en route
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Rehearsals Day 1. I’ve just had the single most terrifying but wonderful day probably of my life. So lovely to meet everyone! To all those that asked if I had rhythm....well...you’ll just have to tune into see 😜😜😜. (NONE WHATSOEVER)
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Incase you missed it, here I am safely returning sexy
Step aside David Budd. 🤚 👀
@SeannWalsh
has secured the Ballroom and he's bringing sexy back!
@Mrs_katjones
(THAT MOVE 😱) 🔥
#Strictly
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I am truly humbled that I have inspired people to learn to dance.....
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Strictly Come Dancing again tomorrow. As long as I don’t accidentally chuck
@Mrs_katjones
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I want to use this convivial app to send my ❤️ into the world for
@mrmarksteel
.He won’t like that there’s no joke. ‘Friendship consists of those rare ppl who come to find you in dark places & lead you into the light’. Thanks for being there when I couldn’t get down from the loft.
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A tear might have happened. That was beautiful. I do regret coming back out for an encore.
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It’s at times like this when I think “You know what? I WILL have a snickers ice cream”
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Please tell me you saw Evra check Souness’ glass for booze. If not, here you go
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You keep asking me for impressions…..
Link to full NEW show in pinned tweet
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Do the government not know anything about the British public? Opening pubs will not deflect from damaging statues. All that will happen is they’ll end up in the river later that night with a traffic cone on their head.
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This is who I am now
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I just watched that Celebrity ‘Imagine’ video and I’m going to level with you, I thought about going handrail licking.
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How technology has changed the way we hang out with friends
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Loved being back tonight
#StrictlyComeDancing2018
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In Lockdown 1, I joined the street WhatsApp group. Some members of the group didn’t realise I’d joined and were discussing how unfunny they found me - I know, f*****g typical! 🤣🤣 Someone thought I was too ‘blue’. Anyway, thought I’d drop back in….
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My mum is trying to use my Apple Hub but instead of saying ‘Hey, Siri’, I can hear her keep saying ‘Hi, Sarah’. I should help but it’s too funny and I’m a prick
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My sitcom written with James Kettle is coming. Bit of prep first. I’m alongside an amazing cast! Miles Jupp, Kate Robbins, Rosie Holt, Marek Larwood & Tom Little. Can’t wait. X
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I was so bored last night, I thought I’d actually go and see what Tik Tok is. I shall never return
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The weather forecast in Barcelona is rain and cloudy until the day after I leave, whilst back in the UK, there is a heat wave until the day I get back (when it is due to rain). I am Seann Walsh. This is my life.
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I know it’s a bit mad but after that, I feel like I’d rather be where we are now with that man in charge than where we were in October with the other guy. That was special today. It just felt more like QPR.
Thank you Gareth.
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Just saw a kid in a QPR shirt. As he walked past, I said ‘You Rs’ and went for the 👊. Blanked. Poor start to the afternoon.
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I remember being 19, downing shots of tequila, arms around my friends, jumping up and down to Mr Brightside thinking ‘I’m going to live forever’. Cut to- I’m currently lying on my sofa listening to the radio with the telly off.
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Am I getting this right? The message is ‘Be prepared to lose loved ones. Don’t be afraid to go to the theatre’. Right. Cool. Okaaaay.
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Done. Thank you to everyone that came. It was so lovely to have comedians coming to the show. Sorry to a few audiences over the run - I was very tired & I let some of the things I saw written about me effect me. Hope you enjoyed it nonetheless. 🤘⚡️Take care now, bye bye then
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