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Vegan protestors in Harrods wasting milk.
Very clever move. Create a shortage of milk by wasting it, causing the production levels to go up and more milk be made.
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14 years ago? Fucking hell we’re all so old.
🇿🇦🤩 14 years ago today, the 2010 World Cup began with this amazing goal from Tshabalala.
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This is fucking unreal. I’d be there every week if Buckingham place had some kind of elephant circus going on constantly.
Buckingham Palace in the Islamists future plans!
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Never forget. Possibly the single greatest moment in the history of this country.
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The Saudi league is like if I was allowed to make a league at the age of 9.
Every team gets 10 billion transfer budget and Triple H referees all the matches.
The Undertaker before the game between Al-Nassr and Al-Hilal… 😭😭😭
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Emile Heskey’s daughter will need to go in and do all the hard work so she can score.
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How this goalkeeper was never investigated for match fixing is incredible.
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Press play. Close your eyes. It becomes a video of Phil Taylor bumming Boris Johnson.
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Underwater noises and ‘banging sounds’ have been detected in the search for the missing Titanic tourist submarine.
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Oh will you just fuck off. Football was better before you and your likes.
Bring back surprise announcements. Bring back Peter Odemwingie waiting in car parks. Bring back Harry Redknapp hanging out his Range Rover. Bring back Jim White in his yellow tie.
The footy is shite now.
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“22th”
🔵❄️ Cole Palmer scores his 22th goal in Premier League… and it’s 27 goals this season in all competitions.
What a player. ✨
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Now imagine if they could watch the incident on a screen during the match, so they could make the correct decision when it matters.
Dominic Calvert-Lewin has had his three-match suspension for serious foul play overturned after a successful appeal.
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Hello can I place a £1,000,000 bet on Liverpool to draw Porto in the last 16 please?
@bet365
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I literally cannot watch the Sunderland vs. Newcastle game because I’m colour blind. Nice one who’s ever idea that was the fellas.
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A very very very reliable source at Manchester United has just told me Ronaldo is heading to the USA for BIG money.
Don’t believe me?
Google: “Ronaldo Las Vegas”
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Skinner can fucking move mate
This has officially peaked 😭
Gypsy Woman by Homer Simpson
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Gareth Southgate wears a high-vis to get in the loft.
Gareth Southgate orders omelette and chips from the chinese
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Then it did fucking drop didn’t it Maggie. All on one side.
Now you’re dust.
"Someone once asked me have I had my face lifted. I said it hadn't dropped yet."
—Margaret Thatcher, Behind the Scenes Pre-Interview Footage for ITN (1984)
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Fucking EIGHT MONTHS in the slammer for editing Stephen Mulhern’s page to say he kisses his snakes before bed.
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You. Do. Not. Fucking. Save. Those.
Lindsey Horan will take it 🙃
Watch USA vs. China PR on TNT and Max 📺
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If
@FootballManager
integrates AI chat so you can communicate with the media, players and other managers in a unique conversation, rather than the boring stock answers it gives you on repeat. Then it will be the greatest game ever made. Get it done.
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All I’ve ever wanted is to be wealthy enough to have this in my back garden, with unlimited footballs. And have a live in goalkeeper who goes in goal whenever I want him to.
The dream.
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Unbelievable thread.
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Just been to Costco for the first time ever. Got overwhelmed, spent an hour wandering. Bought 10 Kinder Buenos for £3.49 and left.
What a fucking gaff.
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Picture it. Everton are 0-2 to Brentford at halftime.
From nowhere you hear “CAN YOU DIG IT SUCKAAAAA”
Out walks Booker T in an Everton third kit.
The Everton da’s in the stands simply combust out of anger and DCL gets injured due to well timed spinaroonie.
Make it happen.
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Does an Irish person call him shite at 30 seconds? 😂
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Paul Ince is gonna accidentally skip to the end of every video he tries to watch
iOS 18 will introduce Eye Tracking, which allows users to control their iPhone and iPad with their eyes.
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Forcing Ally McCoist to work alongside Lee Dixon, is like forcing Sherlock Holmes to work alongside Duncan from Blue.
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Goal of the season over head kick 3 minutes into a game after we lose 10 points. When atmosphere and belief is vital.
A new variant.
Everton are an experiment in how many different variations of misery a human can witness without blowing their own head off.
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Your da stands up at home when they sing “stand up if you love the darts” on the telly.
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Yet he’s moving to Saudi Arabia to play 5th rate football with semi-professionals for £90,000,000 a year.
Fuck off with this shite rhetoric.
N'Golo Kante is the most humble man in football.
He drives a banged up old Mini, does his shopping at Asda, and meets up with fans to play FIFA.
As the midfield maestro departs the Premier League, here's the story of football's nicest bloke...
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Neutrals are all watching the scenes at Anfield and not the Etihad.
And that says everything.
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My new pet peeve is seeing a Twitter/Instagram post that interests me literally as I’m refreshing my feed. It disappearing and me never being able to find it ever again.
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Mocking poverty whilst protesting against the rich. Whilst simultaneously having the second worst unemployment rate in the UK, miles worse than Liverpool. Special levels of stupid.
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I can’t wait to watch Zuckerberg pull your fucking legs off
@elonmusk
you snivelling little space goth.
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Hahahahahahaha how are you meant to take a judge called ‘’Mr Justice Goose’ seriously? He sounds like a character in Peppa Pig 😂
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LadBaby number 1 again. Fucking horrible seedy little rat. I hate this country so much. The same people nearly made Matt Hancock win I’m a Celebrity. Fuck off. Fuck off.
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“Baaaaabe can you give the kids their tea?”
“No I’m belling all the glory holes in Amsterdam to see if someone on the internet lied.”
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Arrrrr mate this Piers Morgan interview is painful. She’s clearly not stable enough to be in the public eye. It’s like watching a child lie about not doing their homework for an hour.
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When you get home and open those cans…
The fastest chicken shop bossman in london
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The goalkeepers at the AFCON play like I do at 6-a-side when it’s one goal and out.
Remember Bebé at Man United? He’s just scored a free-kick from 40 yards out at AFCON for Cape Verde 🤯🇨🇻
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Hahahahahahahahaha fucking get in. Unlucky goths.
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Sucking on a Black Forrest gateau flavoured USB stick leads to poor health… who’d have thought it 🤷🏻♂️
🔔 | Woman addicted to vaping left on life support with deadly lung condition
More below 👇
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Woah Alan, have some respect for the officials mate.
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He’s doing the Kevin Nolan.
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FIFA players saying having women playing alongside men on the next game is “unrealistic” whilst having a team with Petr Cech playing as a striker being assisted by Garrincha and Puskas who’ve been dead a combined 57 years.
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I despise the monarchy. And the Queen just being there kinda made it just the way it was. But coronating a new old rich cunt in these times just feels horrid. It’s disgustingly archaic and is more of a stain on this country than something to cherish. It’s vile.
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What’s wrong with his face hahahahahahahahahahahaa
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John Fury on the microwave door when his Rustlers burger is taking too long
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In Tesco.
💭 My Clubcard should take a substantial amount off this total.
*£41.62 on the screen.
*scans Clubcard
“That’s £40.12 please.”
Disappointment every single time
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You know who never ran out of energy?
Frank Lampard.
He would get beat and say “LET’S FUCKING DO THAT AGAIN.”
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Take down the Mona Lisa.
THIS is the greatest piece of art ever created.
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Klopp when Liverpool go 1 nil down.
King Charles motions for an aide to remove his pen box
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My nan passed away yesterday and this morning a scammer called my grandad which has put him in hospital. Fucking cruel horrible world we live in. Tell your family and friends you love them.
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The other 11 disciples to Jesus when he found out Judas was a rat, but didn’t throw hands.
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Two Manchester clubs losing two European finals in three days. Doesn’t get much better than that 😂
Oh Manchester...
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Never ever ever forget.
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Everton were deducted a point for every 1m of “illegal spending”.
If City are deducted the same, based on their net spend going back to 2008 then they’d be deducted 1,270 points.
They should be playing Sunday league football this time next week then yeah?
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Is this the game that changes the officiating forever? This has to be the final straw surely. Some wild shit has happened here. Meetings with clubs and the FA has to happen.
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3am main card start. Get to fuck.
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Top 3 tweets ever.
Can u imagine terrorists tryin to hijack a plane that the WWE crew was on? Box cutters vs the craziest mofos on the planet? Game over jihad.
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People saying Tommy Fury hugged Jake Paul more times than he’s hugged his newborn baby hahahahahahahaha
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Sometimes I think my life has gotten as weird as it can. Then it gets weirder.
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Lilt has been discontinued. I don’t think I want to live in a world without Lilt in it. What’s the point anymore.
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@ScottMoore0
They will be made to pay for the things they destroyed. The company won’t lose a penny 😂
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Today my and Wallace have had a nap, had our dinner and watched The Simpsons.
Here he is using his new couch ramp like a table to watch the telly.
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Parsnips are goth chips and can fuck off my Christmas dinner plate.
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When he realises and takes his hat off because he’s so respectful and humbled. I’ll always watch this when it pops up.
Up there with one of the best videos of all time
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Carragher absolutely smoking that little muppet Balague.
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The Spanish women won the World Cup less than two weeks ago. Then a side in their top division signs him. After their football president did what he did too. Horrible. Just horrible.
📢 𝐎𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 | Mason Greenwood nuevo futbolista azulón
Welcome
@masongreenwood
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#VamosGeta
#GreenwoodAzulon
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Scouse Professor Quirrell is probably my favourite thing to ever exist.
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No but I am craving the speeds I actually pay for.
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I liked a tweet relating to the Mason Greenwood news this afternoon from Nazir Afzal. ( the former director of public prosecutions ). This like is being misinterpreted. It was a clumsy like as I obviously condemn any violence against women.
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Ahhhh mate it’s genuinely so sad he’s not here anymore isn’t it
Today it’s two years since we lost Sean. It’s hard to believe sometimes that he’s not here. Miss you old friend
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Listeners of the pod will know about Brian, the man who lived in my road, who was literally the soul of the community. The most selfless, kind and caring man I’ve ever met. Brian has unexpectedly passed away and it’s absolutely broken my heart. What a wonderful man he was ❤️
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How about you leave my Twitter name in the next time you steal content fellas
@StrayOffside_
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ANNE FRANK at 1:50, top right. This football club never fails to amaze.
We've lost far, far too many Evertonians over the course of the pandemic.
We wish they could all be here with us today.
RIP Blues. 💙
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It was a night when the clocks went back in England, signalling the end of summer, but it was Summerville’s late goal that signalled the end to Virgil Van Dijk’s unbeaten Anfield record.
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