Steven Woolford
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"We had Christmas number one in the bag, you know? All three versions in the top 5 on day 1, but then that cunt teamed up with Elton so we ended up 83rd..."
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It took 40 minutes to do two 60s ad reads today. A new blooper reel will be going on Patreon this month 🤣
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Nimnug sat in his room
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Hi
@PopworldBaby
, I’m trying to make a booking for 10,000 people on December 9th for the
@Haveawordpod
after party, but your maximum guest limit is 15. Any advice?
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It's... Rebekah Vardy
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Shit will hit the fan when Unclegoni turns up
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It’s a real shame we have to miss out on such a great opportunity 😔
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French couple Renaultvating their home
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Patreon special
Dudes can literally have fun under any circumstance
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I can’t believe I trusted
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when he said Wallace is pretty much house trained. He’s an absolute fucking menace. Dog sitting gone wrong 🫠
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Patreon special
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I think I speak on behalf of everyone at
@Haveawordpod
when I say we're deeply saddened by the passing of Queen Elizabeth II.
We will refrain from any and all slander against Her Majesty and everyone associated with her. This is no time for comedy...
🥲
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Patreon special
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🥲
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Code word: Bethle10
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🧡🤝💚
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75 hours of rehearsals and Adam still put the wrong arm up.
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We got a darts board in the studio yesterday. Played one game with
@SenseiCarl_
, beat him (obviously), and he's already pulling the 'I'm injured' card. What a disgrace
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YOU'RE SAT THE WRONG WAY ROUND
Two years ago today, Adam Rowe & Dan Nightingale announced they had a new hobby… the rest is history.
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Just want
@FinnlayK
back so people can stop asking who the fuck I am, and why I’m in his seat 🤣
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Who do you want to see as a new pod sponsor? 👀 Every answer will be considered.
Peter is back in the adverts tomorrow by popular demand. Don’t miss this one, it’s probably the best ad we’ve ever done 😂
Here’s a sneak peak…
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Imagine throwing jeans at a footy game
Marseille vs. Galatasaray was briefly stopped because both set of fans were throwing flares at each other 😳
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Made by everyone’s favourite Chinese student. Shoutout Chongqing 🇨🇳
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In hindsight, I might’ve underestimated how far I can fly through the air 🤣
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I have no recollection of this goal even existing, never mind where I was at the time
Everyone remembers EXACTLY where they were when this goal went in.
CARNAGE! 😍🏴
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It should be illegal to support a football team before you’re 16, because supporting Everton needs to come with some sort of health warning. 2 year old me was incapable of making that decision.
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The next lock-in 👀
Drink or drown the official drinking game of the United States
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My nan’s watching the Christmas Top of the Pops in ours and she’s just said how much she likes Ed Sheeran and laughed at LadBaby’s song. She’s got to go.
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This is in severe danger of being booted right across the other side of L1
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It amazes me how people still can’t figure out that it literally doesn’t matter which side of the petrol pump you go to - it will reach.
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UP THE QUADRUPLE POINTS FROM THE LAST THREE GAMES WINNING BLUES!
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0800-4654329-4654329
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You’ve got 24 hours to complete 4 tasks. You have to do the tasks in the order;
6, 12, 18, 24.
You cannot start the next task until you’ve finished the previous.
. Wanks completed
. Pints of lager drunk
. Miles ran
. Doughnuts ate
Which task are you pairing to which quantity?
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YouTube stars
@LadBabyOfficial
are going for a record-breaking FOURTH Christmas number one... And they've enlisted Ed Sheeran and Elton John to help.
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I’ve changed my mind about Ann Summers… It’s obviously coming from Lovehoney. WORD20. You know the drill.
If we win Best Podcast at The National Comedy Awards
Dan is wearing a full leather outfit for the whole pod tour…
Adam is wearing a full Everton kit…
Carl is wearing a full Liverpool kit…
Ste is wearing an outfit from Ann Summers…
Vote now!
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COMEDIANS - I’m available to edit, re-frame and subtitle any clips you have from your shows/stand-up specials for all social media platforms! Currently creating content with the Have a Word lads. DM me if you’re interested 📩
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Happy Cinco de Mayo to all my Mexican friends Carlos, Dañiel, Finnsuela and Adáma 🇲🇽
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If you don’t think I’ve gone massively ambitious for the 8000 Patreons prediction, then guess again…
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I think we have to respect the top tier ignorance that there’s no mention of a sold out comedy arena show. 10/10 shithousery. Hats off to them 😂
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The Last of Us is going to be a 10/10 series. Nailed the first episode. Holy shit.
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I let it in and you all fucking know it
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Pro’s of the Cinco de Mayo lock-in: It looked unbelievable, was a shit load of fun, has one of the biggest WTF moments in the pod’s history.
Cons: I have to clean EVERYTHING up and I’m not mentally prepared yet
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Bringing this back
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Call me crazy, but podcast adverts shouldn't be boring 🤷♂️
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Patreon special
First one to touch the trash can loses 🤣 (via lukebletscher/IG)
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Arctic Monkeys are making every song a bit too *nice* and it makes it shite. The crowd is dead because they can’t even jump around to the heavier songs, they’ve been adapted so much
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Best podcast studio in the world ✅
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6 wanks
12 pints
18 doughnuts
24 miles
There is no other possible option.
You’ve got 24 hours to complete 4 tasks. You have to do the tasks in the order;
6, 12, 18, 24.
You cannot start the next task until you’ve finished the previous.
. Wanks completed
. Pints of lager drunk
. Miles ran
. Doughnuts ate
Which task are you pairing to which quantity?
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I’d give both testicles for Liverpool to not win the quadruple and Everton to finish mid table
What would you give for a Liverpool quadruple this season? 😂
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One of the greatest quiz questions of all time. Me and
@SenseiCarl_
were aled in by this point 🤣
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🚨 9k CLUB 🚨
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Just remembered Everton play today. Christmas is officially over.
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Can we all appreciate my expert control of the fire button please?
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What a day today's been. The podcast is selling out an entire arena, I bought a new set of golf clubs, 2nd Blind Date trailer going out in a few minutes, got my hair cut and now a carbonara on the go. Can Everton spoil it all later on? Yes. Yes they can.
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What ended up being the number one hangover film? I’m about to put Saving Private Ryan on unless someone comes back with one better
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So proud of all the lads for this machine of a podcast they’ve built, and letting me be a part of it. We’re taking you all with us to the very top! 🧡
Sign up to the NUMBER ONE podcast in the UK at
Oi,
@adamrowecomedy
we announce our number 1 podcast across all genres on the UK charts not you
@Haveawordpod
is the number 1 today. Congrats
@DanHasAPodcast
and Adam.
Listen to it here
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¡Viva la pod! 🧡
After a successful loan spell, we’re delighted to announce the latest full-time squad member and new Business Manager of Have A Word FC -
@SteWoolford
🎉🥳
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I'd like to hand in my resignation
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Insane that this is already two years old today. First trip in Japan to Fushimi Inari, Kyoto 🇯🇵
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Just gonna leave this here for the Patreons as reference to the monkeys actually sat around the campfire… 🤣
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Trying to figure out which one of Adam, Dan or Carl made this tweet hahahahaha
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My day is going to consist of Harry Potter, orange Lucozade, a chippy, and re-watching the live show. Absolute perfection.
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What music genre do I listen to to rebel against country music?
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**Adam when he turns up, yet again, to Dan’s third school reunion as his hype man**
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Errrrrrm Jordan
Another month, another 1000 lids join the army. Inevitable.
Thank you to every single one of you, for the continued support that gives us the ability to create the content you deserve. ❤️
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Playing dominoes with my 4 year old niece is not how I want today to go. She’s fucking cheating as well. Fuming.
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Dr Catford… you’ve got competition 👀
🚨 EARLY ACCESS IS LIVE 🚨
Straight into the hall of fame,
@mikericecomedy
joined us on the couch this week and told some of the most ridiculous stories we've ever heard. You do not want to miss this one!
WATCH EARLY 👉
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I’m not the only one who didn’t know that was a thing. Why would it be a thing? There’s not enough technology in the world for your car to know to stop a petrol pump. Get fucked. 😂
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“Cannae gaw naewhere without runnin’ inoo some cunt” 🤣👌
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Dandau Ballet
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Went to get a small crack fixed on my windscreen. Dropped my phone getting out the car, all the back smashed. Apple didn’t have any 12 Pro Max cases in store. The crack is too big for Halfords to fix. Autoglass said the same. Expecting a random fella to come break my legs later.
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Dan’s ready for 12 rounds of Christmas
EARLY ACCESS IS LIVE🚨
This week the amazing
@paulmccaffreys
joined us on the couch. We spoke about dominatrix, killing farm animals, Gillian McKeith, Christmas No.1 , road rage & sending bottles of piss.
Dan has got a message for our Xmas No.1 rivals...
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I can’t remember any jokes from last night, but it was great
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