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I murked 4 bees today at the brewery. I’m feeling good about the Commanders today.
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@EricawithaC13
@TobyTurner
@MayoClinic
Let us know how this discussion goes because it seems really real and not at all like bullshit.
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@natlawyerchic
@DeceptiKON82
@LAprotec
Well your family is either fucked up or you are just saying all this in order to attract clients. Either way, you're very weird.
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@pvssydestroyaa
@natlawyerchic
@DeceptiKON82
@LAprotec
I’m the weird one because nobody in my family sexually assaulted me or anybody else in my family? Okay.
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@BWalkerSEC
Might even make up for the real Saint Peter denying faith in Jesus three times.
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@amirakharper
@esjesjesj
No. He just told her her schtick is boring. Which is funny coming from Elon, whose schtick has been boring for a long time.
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@isgue
@DOGElonMusk420
@ExpensiveLooked
Googling for something as stupid as this takes longer than just asking a gearhead on Twitter. Be honored anyone asks about it instead of just dismissing it as stupid.
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@AndySlater
And 5 of those suspensions within the past decade of that 27 year career. The dude is getting WORSE as time goes on. It’s a pattern.
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@lilgrapefruits
It definitely wasn’t the funniest comedy but it was about more than just being a comedy. I thought the final season’s question about how long you could deal with eternal life with your loved ones before you were just over it was really poignant, since I’ve thought about that alot
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@lily112146
@FOS
@RonTerrell
@SpencerRattler
@Raising_Canes
What happens if he blows out his knee this season? He won’t make anywhere close to millions. Gotta grab the bag when you can because tomorrow isn’t guaranteed.
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@JaysonOlin
@VaushV
Oysters aren’t flying around making horrible noises and smashing into windshields. They are not a nuisance. Humongous difference.
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@FMaganaXOXO
@EricawithaC13
@TobyTurner
@MayoClinic
I think we are giving them way too much credit, but your scenario would actually make a modicum of sense.
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@AttorneyCrump
Even IF you want to give the benefit of the doubt of self-defense (which I don't), I don't see how he can't be found guilty of the endangering safety count. Unbelievable.
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@EricDimitrov03
@AdamSchefter
Actually it's far less than 32: "The criteria has three simple prerequisites: No teams who were in the playoffs in the last two seasons. No teams with a first-year head coach. No teams which have been featured on “Hard Knocks” in the last 10 years."
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@Hellsing81
@Grania64156311
@DrDadabhoy
@TinkResists
You really think Dems support genocide because Biden hasn’t snapped his fingers to stop a conflict that has been going on forever (even before the USA existed)? Listen to yourself, man. It’s irrational.
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@iamcardib
I don’t know where the people commenting on here about eggs costing 10 bucks. I live in a very expensive area and it’s 4.09 for a dozen eggs. And it’s not at some discount grocer.
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@eliwilsonpelton
@edgarblackmon
I like how Gen Z thinks they invented the middle part in the hair. Someone tell them about Nick Carter Circa 1999.
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@moviefan67
Not sure if you’re joking but I agree with this. People are way more productive focusing for 5-6 hours rather than dragging work out for 8.5.
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@johnjoh21789676
@chicagobulls
@Hoophall
It’s “Basketball” hall of fame. Not “NBA” hall of fame. He deserves it.
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@awakenedbarbie
@GMEstockApe2021
@davenewworld_2
Post a different photo of yourself, Conservative Barbie. You won't and you can't, because that isn't you.
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@AlexisMcAdamsTV
You and anyone who didn’t verify your source and instead reported it to sensationalize anti-immigrant sentiment should be fired on the spot.
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@Tool32041865
@Redistrict
Because the GOP wants to take away everyone’s rights? How is that hard to understand?
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@ZPAPenjoyer
@mustachetoilet
Has this ever happened to you? Or do you just fetishize this occurrence?
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@publius_5
@ashtonpittman
Frats are a business. While you may be cool with his racism, generally most businesses frown on their reps reflecting poorly on the business.
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@Hellsing81
@Grania64156311
@DrDadabhoy
@TinkResists
Is he really doing that or is that your interpretation of where funding is going? Whether you like it or not, Israel has been a key ally of the US for a long time so it’s tricky to just end that relationship, but I am pretty sure Biden isn’t just telling them to nuke Palestine.
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@AAJasonS
@TizzyEnt
@TheLostSoulof73
You should fall off the wagon if these are your sober thoughts.
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@realbenmcdonald
@BSLOnTheVerge
This is fucking hysterical. They struck Judge out twice. Yankees fans are la basura.
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@norweezy1026
@BarstoolBigCat
People pretending like this is an existential crisis is bizarre. Be a grown up. You watching won’t change the outcome of the games. Go live life.
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@2Strong2Silence
I'm a white guy and and thus a Mayosapien, and thank you for helping some of us white people out.
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@jamestgreyiv
@CodifyBaseball
Yea what the hell? I legit thought this was from a movie starring him.
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@zach_idiot
Honestly feels like she went in knowing she had no chance and then once this punch landed, she decided to use the "man" excuse. Cowardly shit.
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@HoopSpaces
Most would say Subway, but I'll just come right out and say it: Subway is the Nickelback/Creed of fast food ("cool" to hate) and I have never felt good about myself after Taco Bell. See ya, Taco Bell.
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@MarkHolder27
@S_CharlesNFL
Calling someone a f***** isn’t political incorrectness. It’s being a fucking hateful moron.
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@PettyLupone
Still don't really get what Jen Psaki's deal is. If not for Biden, she'd be nowhere near where she currently is.
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@Mike_Peters_LGM
It’s really zany and random how the body cam footage is always available for these types of arrests but almost never for the arrests that end in death. Wonder why that is????
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@gch_the
@MattWalshBlog
Anyone who sees it as that is extremely insecure in their own masculinity. It’s 2021 man. It’s okay to admit you’re afraid of females.
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@sebubba98
@SocDemLad
@vanillaopinions
I don’t know how defying a Conservative SCOTUS decision and daring the US government to attack you so you can start a civil conflict isn’t traitorous, you stupid fuck.
Be gone back to Mars.
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@PardonMyMeme
@hen_ease
How are Eagles fans constantly revolutionizing ways to be completely unbearable.
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@JaysonOlin
@VaushV
Uh no. I am sure when you’re not being willfully obtuse you are intelligent. So I’m sure you know there’s a difference between seafood and things that climb on you and smash into your windshield and make really annoying noises 24/7 when they’re around.
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@patriottakes
"Losing money and paying for lawsuits against us instead of just being sensible to own the LIBZ"
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@TheCardFix
@BWalkerSEC
Jesus was a real person. I am also a real person. Do you have a point beyond whatever your statement was?
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@sophiawpelton
I mean, it’s true. But what do characters who aren’t white women do in the shower in the movies?
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@kdnerak33
Hope their parents are rich because they’ll never get a decent job now that this picture is out there.
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@SportsCenter
We’re just gonna do this garbage for the next two months? NBA ratings are down not because of politics but because people are sick of Lebron getting handed everything.
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@shomaristone
@thenewsoncnbc
@nbcwashington
@Chopper4Brad
That looks like the exact same amount of traffic as one would find on a Sunday around DC. Good work, truckers! Really showed us!
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@granthpaulsen
@JunksRadio
@1067theFan
That’s rich coming from an interior defensive lineman making 20+ million annually and had 1 tackle yesterday.
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@CodyFandom_
@ElyKreimendahl
I’m a dude and if you haven’t thought this at any point it means you haven’t been actually taking care of the kid when the going gets rough.
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@abughazalehkat
Jason Whitlock is proof that none of these clowns think there is an afterlife.
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@Pierayanna
@chaedria
And btw, nobody reads 1984 or Animal Farm like they’re beach novels. If you read them, you get what they mean. Don’t sit there l like I don’t get what they mean. But Kamala for fuck’s sake is not ushering in 1984 reality. And Animal Farm? Maybe you should read that one again.
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Very happy to see Brandon Scott seems to be sending Sheila Dixon back into irrelevance. Can’t believe it was ever a close race, though.
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@Srirachachau
We need an anthology box set of his 12:35 show. He’s always been funny, but that show was in another stratosphere.
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@elkabong82
@CommandersRealm
And should have beaten the Titans. The team (outside of QB) is good.
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@Snide_Remarks
Someone was too busy with other things to watch. Real grades:
QB: B-
RB: NA because of coaching being atrocious
WR: B
TE: 6/ 39 yards and no help in blocking— D+
OL: F
DL: B+
LB: C
DB: C-
ST: D (saved because of Slye hitting his field goal and XPs) Way was awful.
COACHING: F———-
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@wiselatinaslink
@survivorcbs
Typical Gen X treatment of Gen Z. They’ll do studies about this some day.
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@darrenrovell
Some many toddlers commenting saying it was unnecessary. Perkins and AJ agreement were right there. If either of them decided to try to block the shot, the move would have been necessary.
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@OriolesStatist1
150+ folks are lying. You have to be retired or otherwise unemployed to do that. And that demographic doesn’t use Twitter like this.
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@DariusmWright
@EmmanuelAcho
Bro. She knew the rules and decided to break them. Doesn’t matter if the rules are bullshit. They are the rules.
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