ExtrovertedNerd
@ExtrovertedNerd
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Sometimes a smartass. Sometimes a dumbass. always an ass. π€ π
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Brain in a Jar (2 minute version). The Two Minute Version. Imagine a future where your brain, removed from your body, lives in a life support module, connected to a computer system that provides a reality as vivid as the one youβre experiencing now. This is not just science
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@GoodReddit Then there would also have to be the opposite. There is exactly one person who is the straightest.
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@lporiginalg My ex-wife did something similar to that. Laying in bed at the end of the day, waiting for sleep, she would cuddle up to me and gently massage my balls. It's the most relaxing thing I have ever experienced. Never once did I think it was odd or creepy. I loved it.
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@CreepyOrg Turns out, there are several based at Whiteman AFB nearby. So, I went to Google Maps to have a look to see if there are any out on the tarmac. I found this scene. What happened here? That's a lot of emergency vehicles, and it left the runway.
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@Bornakang Went on a cruise once. They are very clear at multiple points in the process of exiting the ship to you when the boat leaves. Don't be late. They will not wait. An employee confided to me that someone gets left at every stop.
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@lporiginalg Go to Discount Tires. They'll do it free. They'll also fix your flat if it's fixable, even if you didn't buy it there, free. They'll also rotate your tires for free. Even if you didn't buy them there. So, buy your tires there. Help support that level of customer service.
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@ShitpostGate Her debt is paid. Didn't cost him anything. Earned him good will with a few locals. Smart move.
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@InternetH0F Dude, they made a sandwich per minute. That's insanely fast. What's the complaint?.
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@Rothmus That's 6.8 per day. Imagine being number 7 on the last day. There are not enough condoms in the world for me to do that. I'm out.
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@FreckledLiberty I don't want either of those women. I want a woman who wants to be a good wife and mother, who is strong and confident enough to challenge me, especially when I'm wrong. I want the momma bear that will fight for her family.
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@audaciousM__ @BNONews Tell me, how would you design a bridge to withstand a direct impact to a critical support column from a ship that weighs up to 220,000 tons (440,000,000lbs)?. FYI: That bridge was built in 1977.
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@Rothmus Solution? Don't play their game. Turns out, you do not need a credit score. It's all a scam. Just don't borrow money. For anything. Ever. Sound crazy? Because it is. But it works. Without payments, it's easier to just have money and pay cash.
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@x_ai_a12 @NoContextHumans They post these with two wrong answers just to get people arguing over it, which counts as post engagement.
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@nytimes Here's the thing. The government doesn't get to tell me what is or is not misinformation. That's called censorship, and is expressly forbidden by the 1st Amendment. I say, get bent. I'll decide for myself what is real or not.
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@marionumber4 I would love to work less and have more leisure time. That would be great. But I understand how the real world works. The Bernie Sanders plan cannot work. Businesses cannot pay employees the same for 80% of the work. That math doesn't math. I'm not mad. You just don't understand.
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@RealAlexJones There's no context here. Who are those people? Are they Hamas? Maybe they are. Maybe they're not. We don't know. Jumping to conclusions based on short clips is dangerous.
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@crazyclipsonly I've said it before but . If you ever hear that I was killed by a big cat, you can be confident that my last words were, "Here kitty kitty!".
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@insultsrare All I see is an argument against infant circumcision. Let the boy decide for himself when he's an adult.
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@lporiginalg When the left controls the ever shifting definition of what is "hate speech," they can make the numbers show anything they want to support their narrative.
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@1amwood @historyinmemes The people who work on repairing the Statue of Liberty are not the same people that work on the space program. They have very different skill sets.
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@GeorgeTakei For once, I agree with you completely. This reporter should show some professionalism, courtesy and respect for the President's family.
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@OliLondonTV This will stop when the biological women refuse to participate in any competition that allows men to compete as women.
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@CNN "Fewer than expected" is such an ambiguous and undefinable phrase. It's useless, and the perfect way to overlook the fact that the border is an unmitigated disaster.
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@TheQuartering There is no wrong answer to the question. How you going to tell a kid, no, that's not what you want to be?.
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@cheerfulclips A dog and a human baby are not siblings, people. I love animals as much as anybody, BUT THEY'RE NOT PEOPLE! Get a grip on reality.
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@MattWallace888 Posting all caps makes this look and feel like click bait with no substance. You can do better.
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@lynn6585 @CNN @Govabbott_TEXAS Nope. He's a murderer. But so was she. Both were wrong for what they did.
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@catturd2 @gatewaypundit From what I understand, there is no such thing as a prohibited form of protest. Provider the actions of the protestors are peaceful, nonviolent, and nondestructive, the first amendment allows all kinds of protests.
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@lporiginalg A lot of people don't know, forget, or just won't admit that J.R.R. Tolkien and C.S. Lewis were buddies who would often sit over wine and cigars bouncing story ideas off each other.
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@stillgray Just ruining another franchise from my childhood. I'll add it to the long list. Sigh. π.
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@Rabb1tG1rl The gator yelled, "This is MAGA country!" while hitting her over the head with her severed arm.
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@ZacksJerryRig @elonmusk Every one of those lawsuits were dismissed for procedural errors or lack of standing. Not one time did a court look at the evidence presented. I presume because they didn't want to touch it, for fear of sparking riots. Their lack of spine does not justify what Twitter did.
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@MostlyPeacefull I will not take delight in the death of any vaccinated person. Mr. Wahl made his choice. He paid his price. This is a lesson for us not to follow suit, but don't forget, he lost his life. Pray for his family and friends as they mourn their loved one.
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@reddit_lies I think people are misunderstanding this teacher's intentions. I think, by changing data, they did not mean falsifying data, but rather helping the students make positive changes in their behavior so as to reduce the numbers of future write ups. Look at the last line of their.
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@GigaBasedDad This is why it's important to manage your money wisely. With big enough emergency fund, you effectively have F you money. You can tell them where to stick it and walk out of a bad job.
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@crim_tweets_ I would buy kars, komputers, a big kouse, and lots of kuns. But no dictionary. π.
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@TheKingPays @joncoopertweets He is in the most exclusive and expensive assisted living facility in the world. Their security is second to none.
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@lporiginalg In Tennessee they removed the maximum length of knife you can carry. So, you literally can carry a sword. But my Glock is better.
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@zaphod58 @CreepyOrg Ah. Makes sense now. If you look at it on Google Maps, you can zoom in enough to see the skid marks down the runway that curve over to where it is in the grass. Also, the lack of a shadow under its left wing. Thank you.
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@SawyerHackett Or, and hear me out on this, the legitimate and alarming concerns of election irregularities have never been addressed in any honest way,.
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@EndWokeness "All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." ~ Orwell.
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@greg16676935420 There are limits to how steep the grade of the road can be. Large trucks struggle as much going down safely as they do going up. Your picture hides the elevation change along your proposed short cut.
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@Bornakang To be a lie, I must believe it to be untrue while stating sometime. I believe what I wrote to be true. So, at most, I might be incorrect. But it's not lies.
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@historyinmemes Nope. That cannot be accurate. The oceans are miles deep. Plus, there's no way to accurately measure how much water there is in underground springs and aquifers. I smell environmentalist propaganda here.
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@SallyMayweather That's almost an accurate representation. However, I think the testicles have been drawn much too small. Perhaps something like this.
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@TheRickWilson Nope. It's because we understand that the whole trial was a political sham with no merit. He didn't sexually assault anybody.
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@AprilNicoleinVA No!. Why should a group of people that have never owned slaves pay reparations to a group of people who were never slaves?. In the case of California, in a state where slavery was never legal. None of it makes any sense at all.
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@jakeshieldsajj One side murders civilians and drags their naked bodies through the streets. The other side strip searches enemy combatants to make sure they find all their weapons. Yeah, those are totally the same thing.
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@KetzKK @TheInsiderPaper Hamas intentionally puts their military assets in residential buildings and hides behind civilians. This is by design, so that when Israel takes out their military assets, there will be civilian casualties. Then they get the heart wrenching images of dead babies to beat up Israel.
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@TimRunsHisMouth So, I looked at their announcement about this. They are switching from no antibiotics ever, to antibiotics allowed only if the animal is ill or near another ill animal. There will still be no added hormones of any kind, which in my opinion is a much bigger deal than antibiotics.
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@IL0VEthe80s There is only one Daisy Duke. That travesty of a movie should never have been made. I act like it doesn't exist. Kind of like that one Ghost Busters movie that didn't have any actual ghost busters in it.
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@lavern_spicer Now, I am not suggesting that black people are oppressed in the U.S. But your argument is deeply flawed. One well off individual in any group is not indicative of the rest of that group. That's called an outlier. And they are typically filtered out of data sets for statistics.
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@MiloRoylance @lporiginalg Not being a woman, I can only guess what the female equivalent would be. My best guess would be your breasts. Imagine your partner very gently messages your breasts, but doesn't focus on the nipples. It's just light caressing, gentle rubbing, and a little kneading. It's not.
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@honestsportz @elonmusk @StephenKing See, and you have the right to say that. No matter how wrong you are.
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@CollinRugg @atensnut I created my account because @elonmusk bought Twitter. It's the only Social Media I use regularly.
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@GohardVideos @InternetH0F Better edit:. So, there I was, tied to the bed with barbeque sauce and my titties . .
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@ShitpostGate So, their plan is to make me pay to do their employee's job? No thank you. I refuse to use self checkout already. There is exactly zero chance I'll ever pay to use it.
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@FoxNews IT will remain chaotic right up until Trump gets sworn in again. Trump 2024 πΊπΈ.
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