Luke Chudoba
@LukeChudoba
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54th Highest Ranked Stand Up Comedian 🇨🇦
Canada
Joined September 2017
Polish Chemistry Text books straight up have Walter White cooking drugs on the cover.🤣👌
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Would Society be better if Women were allowed to Cat call Men?
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I love Jackie Chan he is a Legend. What is your favorite Jackie Chan movie?
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If Kanye West and Pete Davidson Fused together into one person.
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@halo_days_since I just read 22 hours of you fighting to the death to prove that Xenoblade Chronicles 2 is shit. I've never played Xenoblade Chronicles 2, but I think its funny that this is the hill you chose to die on.🤣👌.
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Me and My beautiful Gf seeing Adekunle Gold together. Nigerian music is cool. Everyone else is Nigerian, and they keep looking at me like it's shocking to see someone so White. 🤣👌🇳🇬
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I have to respect Stephen King's writing because there is so much of it that I can't possibly read it all. I mean Carrie vs Cujo vs Rose Madder vs Under the Dome vs Dark Tower. These all could have been written by different authors they are so different.🤔🤔
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@noor_noorash @NaadiraaaaX3 @elonmusk This also shows you Tesla doesn't make stable yearly profit or else the stocks would pay him dividend just for owning them. So Tesla is almost almost a Ponzi Scheme surviving off new loans to pay older loans. Its scary.😳😳.
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I buy my shirts from the thrift store and I can't afford a $2000 jacket.🤣👌
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Its my birthday and I just got a new haircut can you please wish me happy birthday. Thank you.😇🙏❤️
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@Dads1stTime I think RDJ did a fantastic job. He was funny but at the same time I think he was actually trying his absolute hardest to be Danny Glover in Predator 2.🤣👌.
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If I was Rich I would want my floors to look like this floor.🤔🤔
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Resin Guitar with real flowers inside, its really beautiful.🤔
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I just unfollowed 1200 people on Twitter. If I still follow you then you're probably pretty cool. Thank you all for being so nice and supportive. Thank you for believing in me.😇🙏❤️.
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How do we know Triceratops wasn't chubby and looked like a kitten.🤣👌
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Wow this is so true. But can I use C4 to press against a news paper and copy the image onto the putty the way I can with silly putty?🤔🤔🤔
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I just unfollowed over 1000 people. If you're still followed, that means you're pretty cool. Thank you guys so much for being so awesome. Hope you all have a great day.😇🙏.
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I just unfollowed 300 people, if I'm still following you that means you're pretty cool. Thank you everyone for your kind words and support.😇🙏❤️.
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Halo 3?! I 'd give it 6/5 stars and that's not even possible. 😩😩👌❤️
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I just unfollowed over 700 people for being jerks. If I didn't unfollow you, that means you're probably pretty cool. Thank you guys for being so cool.😇🙏❤️.
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@percentgrey50 What about when Religion preserved literacy and 5000 years of history during the black death when everything else was destroyed?🤣👌.
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Its my Birthday today, Please Wish my Happy Birthday.😇🙏❤️
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Pete Davidson looks like he does about 45 dollars of cocaine every 30 minutes or else he freaks out and starts verbally abusing his employees.😳
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I love Hugh Jackman. But he's a Huge Jackedman, Wolverine was never ridiculously tall, he definitely was never the tallest member of the X-men. Can we end this tall Wolverine Propaganda and get a more accurate Wolverine for the next movie?🤔🤔
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I've been eating Dino Nuggets my whole life, they don't understand, I'm so ready to eat Dinosaurs that I would make them extinct a second time if they came back.🤣👍
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I've been with my Girlfriend for 10 years. Today at sunset on the beach I'm gonna ask her to Marry me. I really hope she says yes. Wish me luck.😇🙏❤️
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Me and my Beautiful GF eating Korean Syle Corndogs in the Park. Mine has Chunks of french fry on the ouside.😇🙏❤️
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I just Unfollowed over 100 People. If I'm still following you its because you're cool.😇🙏❤️.
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Can someone explain to me why society is like this right now?
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This is too easy. My computer can Run Bioshock, it can't run Atomic Heart. So my choice was made for me. Which one do you pick?🤣👌
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#UFC263 Anyone else remember when Nate Diaz paid that guys rent just because he's a badass. 10/10🤣👌
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This is a real hero. The world needs more heroes like this man right here.🤔🤔
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