Eli Wilson Pelton
@eliwilsonpelton
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tv writer ( @Bridgerton , @InsecureHBO , @generationonmax , #HighFidelity on @Hulu ) very dumb
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announcing to all my new coworkers over zoom that I’m 6’4 so they will begin to treat me accordingly
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My straight male boss on Zoom just said “I have to piss” and before I could even control myself or knew what was happening I said “go piss girl” LMAOOOOOOOOO
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this photo series of Martha Stewart absolutely faded taking mirror selfies is about to be me in every club bathroom once the world opens back up
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boyfriend woke me up in the morning and said “prince Phillip died.” I couldn’t believe it. I turned back on my pillow so he couldn’t see my face and started sobbing. The Prince and I were lovers. Gay lovers. It’s time the world knew the truth 💔
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this was elementary school white boy’s infinite jest
Drinking a large expresso and taking a stab at this again
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I am so proud of all my co workers and everyone involved in this show 🥺 ty all for watching!
‘BRIDGERTON’ Season 3 has biggest debut weekend in series history, garnering 45.1M views.
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cast Lindsay Lohan I’m begging u
THE WHITE LOTUS has been renewed for Season 3 at HBO.
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me, my mom and my dad in 2005 after flatly denying that I was the one watching gay porn on the family computer
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me when I log onto the Zoom meeting camera off and the only person logged on so far is my boss
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Sneakernight (10 Minute Version) (Vanessa’s Version)
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we have to close the portal that chet hanks accidentally opened
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what's a photograph that you would like to see made into an entire prestige tv series
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we headed to the movies y’all! so thrilled to tell this funny and real ass story of a young black kid finding his place in the world. thank you SO MUCH
@JerryCraft
@The_A_Prentice
@TheSpringHillCo
@UniversalPics
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I say this out loud verbatim anytime I eat an olive
Ate a bite of a salad & an olive was in it.I liked it but scares me bc I hate olives! Hope my taste isn't changing,I don't wanna like olives
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Idk who else to tell this but I fully just saw Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes on one of their Walks™️
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Everyday I wake up and everyday I’m grateful that my mom never let me get “I go to seek a Great Perhaps” from Looking for Alaska tattooed on my ribcage when I was 14.
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lmaooooo the fact that LA is the epicenter of the virus IN THE WORLD rn.... I mean you have to laugh. we drank all those kale smoothies and for what???
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not to be a covid scientist but can the refrain please change from “wear a mask” to “don’t hang inside maskless with ppl outside ur household”?? like our current hell isn’t bc ppl aren’t wearing masks to Whole Paycheck, it’s bc we all think we can’t catch covid from our friends
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asked my friend if I was going to hell for this tweet and she said “yes. to be reunited with your lover” 💜
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so adulthood is really just going to the grocery store every few days until you die huh
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I don’t really be tweeting that often, and the world is so awful rn, but I thought live tweeting tonight’s ep of
#InsecureHBO
that I co wrote with
@gracyact
, EP’d by
@janiobi
and directed by
@kerrywashington
could be a nice little reprieve of black joy, so here we go...
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“I’ll earn it”....... I’m sorry I know we all got turned out for Lawrence and Issa last ep but Nathan with this line got me feeling SOME type of way.....
#InsecureHBO
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me on zoom when my boss starts talking about meeting again in person
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just got an email about doing my 5th year college reunion via “breakout rooms” and I truly can’t imagine anything more horrifying
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My fav moment from filming this ep was when lightening made us halt production for 30 mins and
@kerrywashington
busted out her phone and played tunes in the Jamaican joint. Was such an amazing moment of black joy, and something that could only happen on our show.
#InsecureHBO
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lmaooo I didn’t know if I could say this on the world wide web yet but surprise! super super grateful to
@The_A_Prentice
for bringing me onto this project 🙏🏾
He’s writing the feature im directing.
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going to the town square (reddit) to get a question answered (who is Doja cat dating)
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It kills me that no one is watching interview with the vampire bc this is truly one of the most beautiful scenes I have ever seen on TV
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every evening I think I have COVID then go to sleep and wake up and feel fine and realize I don’t have it and then by the end of the day convince myself I have COVID again
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my boyfriend is OBSESSED with
@GKuhlenschmidt
and she graciously agreed to restart her cameo career to film him a birthday video and this was his face the whole time
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@hunteryharris
i hear that sweet sax at the beginning of Los Angeles and all of a sudden Idk how to act
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cleansing the tl with these photos of me and my boyfriend, some 24 years apart 🥺
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absolutely nothing more stressful in the world than this moment
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Just asked my dad how he knows someone and he responded “I don’t know him! HE knows ME!!!” 71 years old and shady as hell
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10/10 would not recommend. trying to put on ur duvet cover while drunk
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true life my boyfriend wears his AirPods on a carabiner
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this is how i got vaccinated. scheduled my second dose at a CVS in LA. they are taking anyone regardless of eligibility or county, as they have high capacity/doses but low turnout. no appointment necessary. if you have the time it's worth it.
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me trying to make it through January without getting Omicron
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Can’t wait for y’all to see the episode of
#insecurehbo
tonight that I wrote and was directed by the GOAT Kevin Bray. It’s all about the choices we make and the spiral that often ensues when making them. Buckle up, it’s gonna be a doozy!
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not these children next to me playing tag but instead of being “it” the person is “covid” omfg
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if you’re online between the hours of 1 and 3am you’re gay sorry I don’t make the rules
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high fidelity was my first job writing for tv and I’m so sad we won’t be able to see more of rob, simon and cherise. what they can NEVER take away from me tho is the fact that I made Zoë mf Kravitz wear this ridiculous cropped puffer (which she somehow still made look chic!) 💔
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you want me to listen to a song? the thing that killed ms. lauryn hill softly?
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To do this to my gay ovaries is just unfair
So our daughter caught on to this dance way faster than expected 😂
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my boyfriend and I are long distance and he has recently gotten into plants and now I wake up to an update like this every morning
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the way in which yall are not ready for this season……….
Dear reader, this author must inquire…what is the primary force that guides us on our paths? Is it our minds, or our hearts? Perhaps we should discover the answer together.... Bridgerton Season 3: Part 1 arrives May 16, only on Netflix
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all of you fucking idiots that voted for Prop 22 in LA, how do you like your $70 Uber rides home after a night out you fucking imbeciles
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posting this thirst trap to see if the internet still thinks Im hotter than I am funny 😔
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I am fucking DYYINGG at this interviewer thinking Ariana coined the term “skrt skrt” and her being like sir let me appropriate in PEACE 😩😩
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And YES, if you’re wondering, this is the scene where
@kerrywashington
kept telling
@YvonneOrji
that she didn’t believe her. You believe her NOW
@kerrywashington
?? 😂😂
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I made one slightly sarcastic comment in the family group chat and my dad immediately texted me like a middle school girl
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checking tasks off my to do list to avoid the task of leading a life of meaning
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Ne*l P*trick H*rris staying silent on Twitter with his 26 mil followers since George Floyd to then come online to celebrate the SCOTUS decision as “the best birthday present ever” is peak White Gay™️ energy
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having a baby girl and naming her literally but spelling it ‘literalleigh’ <3
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did it hurt? when you realized your belief in astrology was just a modern day replacement for organized religion
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tonight is the
#InsecureSeriesFinale
words cannot express how grateful I am to have been a small part of this show. it truly changed my life. special thank u
@IssaRae
@The_A_Prentice
and
@amyaniobi
for sharing ur wisdom and joy with me (and to the world). we are all better for it
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the coolest I’ve ever felt was when I left my job as an assistant at a talent agency and then signed with them as a client the same day
Used to push the mail cart at CAA and now I’m officially a working client. Can I email HR and tell them to eat it?
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Our show got 8 emmys y’all
#Emmys2020
Congratulations to the entire cast and crew of
@insecurehbo
on their Emmy nomination for Outstanding Comedy Series.
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Practicing bystander intervention whenever I see someone reading A Little Life
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so thankful to be able to share my story and my eternal love of
@insecurehbo
🙏🏾💜
.
@EliWilsonPelton
shares his experience as executive story editor and writer on
#InsecureHBO
.
#HBOPOV
#TheCraft
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no one talks about how in your late 20s you feel both very old and very young. like a washed up baby. it’s weird
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all y’all complaining about vaccine passports when you couldn’t even spell Prague
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new sleep paralysis demon just dropped
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I find this end scene so beautiful and devastating.
@IssaRae
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@YvonneOrji
and
@kerrywashington
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#InsecureHBO
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contacting HR because my co worker is live reading my tweets in front of me and telling me if he thinks they’re funny or not
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may get drunk and walk the route home from my favorite bar just to feel alive 💜
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nvm it should be illegal
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Any apology that includes the phrase “as a man” is dead in the water
DaBaby issues an apology: “I want to apologize to the LGBTQ+ community for the hurtful and insensitive comments I made.”
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lmao love when a TV show has absolutely no clue what to do with a POC or queer supporting character so they siphon them off into their own storyline that literally feels like a different show
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when someone introduces themselves to you and then six seconds later you try to remember their name
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I am either exclusively eating all organic treating my body like a fucking temple or shoveling Nerds Ropes down my throat for dinner there is simply NO in between
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Social media is all content this... content that... but are any of us truly 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷𝓽 with ourselves?
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at a dinner party last night we played which white lotus character do you think you are vs which white lotus character your friends think you are and everyone said I was Portia and I’ve never been more offended 😭
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sitting around in the living room with my family after my sister excused herself to go “lay down” and then the security system announces “downstairs bathroom window open” lmao
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Thinking about the time freshman fall at
@Harvard
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Facebook is a 100 billion dollar birthday calendar company and that’s awesome to me
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no one tells you that when you start getting paid for your dreams sometimes they turn into your nightmares
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remember at the beginning of the pandemic when we were out here wearing medical gloves in public…………………. truly the trenches
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obsessed with my sister insisting that Illinois is the south and then when I told her it’s unequivocally not her saying “well culturally it is”
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we really fucked up this whole being human thing. like we truly could just be chilling in the grass, daydreaming and eating mangoes but instead we created capitalism and just spend our days exploiting one another and ourselves
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