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Mechanical Engineer, novice Investor, & wannabe Globetrotter. RTs are not endorsements. Opinions are strictly personal and do not represent views of my employer

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As I wrap up my solo trip to NYC, gotta say I am in total love with this city! Greatest city on Earth, hands down !!!!
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@HumanityCritic Highly inappropriate comment to make considering that's your coworker and not your buddy from high school. There's something called Professional etiquette n you clearly lack that.
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@TechEmails Why do I get thevibe that Jack is the one getting played here ? He sounds earnest while Musk comes across as someone wanting to steal an idea or something, lol.
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@JesseKellyDC It also helps that no one is getting choked to death by cops kneeling on their throats.
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@PAVGOD Doesnt look funny one bit. The poor doggo looks confused and must be wondering what the hell is wrong with humans around him.
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@nowthisnews No thanks. - A brown dude.
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@suchagreatguy @Acyn Nancy being ruthlessly pragmatic is what kept her in that position for so long. Gotta admire her instincts. She made the right call.
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@Steve_Laws_ We want to colonize England and GBR to return the favor.
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@chasel1994 Aww, that's quite nice of him. So I'm assuming he's getting ghosted?
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@TheRealDeadFox @thechosenberg Lack of acknowledgment when someone does something nice or kind comes from a place of exaggerated self worth & narcissim. Ex for a reason.
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@Mazzaline_ @CensoredMen If it's that bad then how come a lot of Muslim men and women move to the West to degenerate themselves? We are not living in an isolated world and this is not 7th century AD. If Saudi doest embrace modernity, there will be an uprising sooner or later & MBS knows that very well.
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@truth_in_sv @benshapiro I LOLed at "how antisemitic modern left is" Have you read any of the batshit crazy antisemitic stuff far right MAGA clowns spew on X? They see Jewish conspiracy in everything.
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@justindross @wrbldtm No one's more annoying than culinary snobs who think dissing on olive garden is some intellectual take.
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@wesyang 🤣🤣🤣 Boomers always do this. A coworker of mine shared a Babylon Bee article and went on a big rant on Facebook thinks it's true. He had to take it down after folks told him it's a satire.
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@AsproDente @HenpeckedHal Chill, it's the kind of thing that cousins are expected to do. A little harmless banter ain't gonna hurt anyone. Shows how good a relationship they have.
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@BackpackerFI You're sure they are the same people from the meme. Looks as if in 10 years, 30s skipped them and late 40s said hello.
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@Carnage4Life What's kinda unfair is how Lizzo is being thrust in to these culture wars and discussions for no fault of hers while she is just being herself and concentrating on her career. She doesnt deserve this bullying.
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@MayorOfSnark @gayleLackey11 And what good that might be other than the feel good factor it provided to conservative Brits and some Americans ?
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@zacheddy92 @NPR Dont forget to add Cecily Strong to that list. She's underrated.
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@AP Mental breakdown begins !
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@BigDaveMartel That's bad. Unlike them, I tip 20% minimum because I Love subsidizing their poor career choices, and being disturbed while I am in the middle of chewing my food. I mean who doesn't?? Most of the waters also seem too neutered to ask for decent pay is even cuter.
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@lyndonbajohnson True. It's easy for people to forget that she had a long career as senator and holding public offices in CA before taking up the role as the VP. Hard to accomplish all of that without discipline.
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@MSNBC A friend who came back from San Juan a week ago described the city to be "pretty banged up". Wonder if that's despite the "incredibly successful" response as the Prez described.
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@svembu Dhanush and Anirudh together performed the last rites.
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@commonsense258 @newsbusters @jtLOL @nbcsnl @RepDanCrenshaw @ghays1492 Rep. Crenshaw is off the charts handsome when compared to this methhead Davidson.
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@btarunr No Telugu name is complete without the addition of first name Sai or last name Reddy. Sai Michael Reddy !
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@AgentSaffron @Chinna_Nrisimha I hear Scandinavian countries formally filed a petition to have Kerala join the EU. Norway's decision to join the EU also hinges on what Kerala decides.
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@inceptstellar I am sorry, but in what world is Cillian Murphy sexy ?
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@foodguyrob @kittypurrzog I read that whole thread twice and still couldnt understand what the point of her tweetburst was.
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@DerekLBakr @brucehebert @JesseKellyDC Conservative sheep are as pathetic as liberal blinders.
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@Y00Stokes @poppy4161 @PopBase I am glad Quinta is being smart in picking her battles. If anything,she's won more hearts by taking the high road. Twitter did all the roasting Kimmy deserved. Emmy is just the beginning to what can be an amazing career. Quinta definitely has both the temperament and talent.
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@WickedandWasted @Anuraag_Shukla So widely reported that I am learning about it just now.
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@MrNaztyHD @GregAbbott_TX On brand for Republicans, isn't it ? All you peasants need to pick yourselves up from the boot straps while I make use of the system n dismantle it before anyone else can use it.
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Dude, stop using the word "Third-World" for everything non functional in the US. People elsewhere are not that dumb to let this happen.
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Third World-dictatorship style.
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@JesseKellyDC Well, conservatives adore Cops. So a Police State should feel right at home.
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@inspirEDucator Tennis was also exclusively very White and European until William Sisters came along. So those gatekeeping the sport felt threatened by the sheer talent and the racism was just something that William sisters had to endure. Serena's success makes me so happy.
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@marclara180 @kaiyi0619 @DrTedros That man deserves even worse for being the lapdog of China amid global pandemic.
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@nytimes @NYTmag Asking for a raise is a uniquely American trait. Some cultures are not built that way. It's just a difference in approach. I'd rather not ask for a raise and would like for employers to set up a system where employees are evaluated on yearly basis and rewarded appropriately.
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@JesseKellyDC Yesterday, I got to know that a wonderful coffee shop (run by middle aged couple) that's been open since 2013 in Conroe, TX is now closed for good coz of the indefinite shutdown. Several such stories we are going to hear.
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@nathanallebach It's not in the DNA of Americans to opt for housing arrangement like this. Surely, this may work in the big cities for single folks. I dont see this as option for folks w/kids who like a bit more privacy for their family.
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@biztradegovuk @airindiain @Airbus @RollsRoyce Replies to this thread are a proof that Brits want to have the cake and eat it too. Stay out of the EU while craving for all the benefits of being in the EU. Want to control the borders, but cry non stop every day about economic downturn a result of the Brexit.
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@ianbremmer These are diverse group of White men with the beards, White men without beards, White men who are not so young, and White men who are not so old.
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@woeldiche @Carnage4Life Seeing how Scandinavians put their points across, I'd be surprised if they knew what speaking etiquette actually entails within the US work space. Danes and Norwegians are blunt to the point of coming across as rude.
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@esaagar Cops should be blamed for the current mess totally. If you dont act like a KKk member when arresting a Black guy then you wouldnt have to worry about using force when the riots break out. A few bad apples but severely rotten ones have brought the city to standstill.
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@tokyobirrai @hemuphobia It's cool to be anything other than Indian in Canada these days.
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@mrosemccarthy @rosepetalpie @jeremydgriffin @Rschooley Even if Jesus descends to Earth now, boomers be like "Jesus during our days was so much better" 😂
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@emskware2015 @pksjones1 @AP That's not Bindi. And the one on Trump Jr 's forehead is called "Tilak" adorned by men. It's auspicious and the belief is it wards off evil & bring good luck. It's a way of welcoming guests too.
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In which @tavleen_singh reminds @narendramodi that mandate is for change n impatient India no mood to take mediocrity http://t.co/dm78lllq5n
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@JesseKellyDC All those American Anti-Vaxxers, it's their moment to shine.
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@antoniogm Redfin is better. Lol. They produce higher quality porn with better production values.
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@MacaesBruno Can Europeans/Americans think of ever talking about anything dysfunctional in their own countries without insulting developing nations? It's just so offensive and classist.
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@jaketapper She should acknowledge CNN too for making it possible. You guys helped Trump a lot by energizing his base 😂
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@chakravartiin Attacks like these aren't a new phenomenon. Gas stations and grocery stores around them have never been safe. Indian students should not be seeking employment outside the campus. They're not only violating the Visa rules but also putting their own lives in danger.
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@BackpackerFI Danny, You're the man with the golden touch. Every single stock you've been bullish about for months is performing extremely well. I've never been more impressed with someone's wisdom among fintwit crowd than yours.
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@PapaGramsci @MediumSizeMeech If reports are to be believed, he didn't speak with his parents for a good 18-24 months after he was born.
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@JOHNMUR72518545 @AlecStapp Data incentivizes that because other than the illegal immigration, which the US chooses to look the other way when needed, all other forms of immigration are contingent upon you proving to your worth to the Homeland & jumping hoops and loops to get in.
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@FintwitPeaked Well to be honest fintwit 'celebs' & grown up men acting like teenage girls gossiping & dunking on each other is the most perplexing thing that I have observed. Why is investing treated like a zero sum game ?
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If a University has too many Telugu students, that's a sign that you've come to the worst possible place. Run !
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Any Indian student planning to move abroad for higher education should check how many Indian students that university has. The more the number of Indian students, the lower that university should be on your list of places to join. A big Indian community of students doesn’t come
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@mehranzaidi ji Asking again....What happened to Dalits who were angry over ramdev's supposedly anti- dalit remark ?? BSP scores 0...
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@philbak1 This garbage being sold for insane amounts of money is only possible when there is some kind of money laundering involved and the painting/art gallery is just a facade.
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@TheBabylonBee Is ACB going to follow the US Constitution or Bible while delivering judgment ?
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@hfkolowrat logic? Ban guns & welcome terrorists with open arms? Liberals come up with some fucked up analogies @PoliticalShort @nmrussell2
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@ianbremmer Ian, it would be unfair to club Modi with the leaders of Brazil and the US. Modi was following the advise of health experts. He just miscalculated that country was done with covid after cases plummeted. In the hindsight that's where he fumbled.
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The one thing I am envious of is the knowledge & the know-how that American dads pass on to their sons on how to use different tools, fixing your own stuff without depending on handymen, taking pride in accumulating tools in garage. Very underrated and under appreciated.
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@AgentSaffron Gonguras don't eat as much gongura to be called gongura. Whereas sambars eat sambar every single day that it warrants them being called sambar. I lived in a house full of sambars for 2+ yrs- so I know my sambars well 😅
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@GregoryPooble @JackPosobiec Supreme court pooped on GOP. Lol. They gave an amazing platform for Dems to run on. They needed an issue to rally the base and they got one.
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@AgentSaffron @sanjeevsanyal 100% agree. Love what WION has been doing. Wish more publications join and actively invest in reporting about the West.
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@Robert30033154 @JesseKellyDC He keeps saying the same shit in multiple ways. Left will get you Communism is coming to getcha Let's secede, it's not working <insert jokes on italians, short men, role of women, Kamala Harris>
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Everytime things seem to move only when Modi intervenes, otherwise politically BJP leaders come across as pussies any ways.
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@cmirza @fuckpoasting Definitely Naan. At this stage everything in the plate is still less messy.
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@patokeefe1234 @AnnLesbyPhD She must be shaking now. I pray to the gender neutral Almighty (of Color, ofcourse) that Ann gets better soon.
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@jcatbbug @JesseKellyDC True. I loved that coffee shop precisely for the reason that it's not Starbucks. It's really sad to see them go out of business.
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@joyjitguha no wonder commie idiots turned Bengal in to a begging bowl which left field open for Teresa to utilize.... @ShivAroor
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@RobertGReeve @prewarpierre I bet she must be regretting that y'all not together given the overnight online stardom you've received because of your mom's toothpaste.
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@PeterTwinklage Your phrase "radioactively Caucasian" will forever live in my head rent-free. You better TM that.
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8 years
Another term to YSR, God knows what would've happened to AP.
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@smarket I can bear a Gandhi but not AAP's kejriwal..Even Gandhis haven't pissed me off so much...
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@mrlangner @DumbWeber @HeerJeet @lionel_trolling One would make your life easy, the other one makes life hard for others. Germans historically preferred the latter.
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@AgentSaffron Praising them may rile some people, but so be it. Americans are some of the best people in the world. Outgoing, generous, confident, indomitable optimism - I'm simply in awe of how individualistic they are.
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@mads123s @RujutaDiwekar That's coz you are not a misandarist and the men you meet are often as courteous & as human as you are :)
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@KHOU *Let the Karens feel empowered again*
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@Jenrebhope @AP Lol I know. His mental disintegration began a long time ago. In this particular instance, the jolt seems to be rather lethal though.
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@JesseKellyDC And to those interested in knowing about the veracity !
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@Hiromi_UKnowMe @NPR Sounds like a perfect nominee for Republicans. Hair also works well for Fox. That covers all bases.
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@sunandavashisht Sunanda Ji, this was the first song Lata ji sang in Telugu and the composer is my grand father's brother :) it was big deal back in the day as my grandmother used to mention.
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@CulerJunayd @nasatars You've seem to have gotten a reality check from your co-religionists across the border 🤣🤣 should have known better
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Aishwarya Rai would be the only reason why I want to watch that movie 🙊
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@iMac_too 8000 Cr is a paltry amount. At the peak of YSR, his empire was estimated to be around 70K Cr - if that's actually true than Lalu is no match
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@suraiya95 @AbhijitChavda @VidyaKrishnan @thecaravanindia The fact that you dont think you (IAS) have to learn anything is what is the root of our country's problems. Administrators are haughty and believe they are overlords.
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The confidence with which Modi laying out his vision..its almost impossible to imagine anything can go wrong given how meticulously he plans
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@mikejava85 @darshanpathak It was more about who retweeted it.
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@mattlanza I feel like it's the lower income neighborhoods which will bear the brunt of these outages running in to days. Most people I know have power.
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@D0gWylie @9mm_smg Good. You don't deserve to be a parent if your love for your kid is conditional.
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Pretty damn interesting observation on the probability of China invading Taiwan. I too tend to believe that China is more of a all bark and no bite against big powers.
@GrayConnolly
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Re Taiwan/China: I have been asked what is my 'position' on China & Taiwan. Herewith a brief thread on the matter, as an Australian, but, also, as, hopefully, a sober realist of military affairs. This is just my opinion & am happy to be wrong (well, not to a nuclear escalation).
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With so much propaganda against Indian govt action on Kashmir in the American Press, this video should put things in perspective on why India has always been right regarding Kashmir.
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AFP News Agency
5 years
VIDEO: 🇮🇳 Hundreds of people in Indian Kashmir shout anti-US slogans during a demonstration in the Muslim-majority region within hours of American forces killing Iran's most powerful military commander, General Qasem #Soleimani
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@elonmusk @engineers_feed Ever since you took over twitter, half my feed is being spammed by the threads to which you reply to. Any chance we can have this bug fixed? Not a pleasant experience to keep scrolling endlessly. And, no disrespect intended.
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Online Right is a bunch of lazy, jobless whiners and losers. The Right you meet in real life are not as paranoid and joyless as these basement dwellers.
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@BobtheVoter2020 @JesseKellyDC Too bad for me, I care more about "American" than a Democrat or a Republican.
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Your country is assassinating military leaders of other country to protect its citizens. But, lecturing others on how to or how not to safeguard their own interests. Hypocrisy much !
@MichaelKugelman
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It's significant that State is voicing these concerns-which it has been expressing for many weeks-even after the US ambassador to India participated in the recent visit to #Kashmir . Real policy changes in Kashmir, more than dog and pony shows there, will ease global criticism.
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