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@sokauniv '17, Texas Law '20. he/him. Lawyer. International Tax. Austin native. "cuckboy" - Sebastian Gorka. Views are my own. 🏳️🌈 🗣 🇫🇷
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SOMEONE IS MAD IN MY DMs AND I HAVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER IN MY LIFE!!!! ROAST ME GORKA!!!
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Not this.
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she is so real for this. if i could declare state of emergency for a four minute inconvenience, i would. i would.
Gov. Sanders declares state of emergency ahead of eclipse
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grabbing drinks at a gay bar and the way everyone is just showing their phones to each other of the senate twink’s instagram
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I’m on my first date in over two and a half years and I learned he had sex with one woman… who is my cousin.
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Uh oh. Brought a boy home last night and spent the day with him and caught feelings. Let’s see how long this lasts.
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i really cannot get over how happy in to be living in DC. how it does not rank the most livable place in the US is beyond me.
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Boy: you ghosted me.
Me: no, I texted you last.
*pulls out phone to prove I did send the last text, only to prove I also didn’t have his number saved after having s*x with him at least 8 times.*
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today i was subpoenaed to testify in the trial of the murderer of my boyfriend. just the thought of having to see his face is making me sick. i hate today. i hate it so much. i just want to wake up and this all be a dream, but as the DA said “i have to be strong.” it’s hard.
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I met a straight guy at an gay after party and now we are going to be roommates come September
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just saw my half brother on gr*ndr and that's how I learned he also lives in DC
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@RepMTG
@RepMarieNewman
I mean, 1) the science is not on your side, 2) you literally want to destroy women's rights and religious freedoms.
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How the hell did I let my socialist himbo with a six pack have to triple text me???????!
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Brian Kilmeade: I am okay with reading Nazi literature in schools, but I draw the line at academic research at understanding how race, power, and law are linked.
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I really thought I looked so tough for the campus zombie wars lol
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@ShayyStayFly
No one asked you to be in solidarity who couldn’t be vaccinated. In fact, those who can’t take the vaccines due to allergies want nothing more than for you to get the shot because herd immunity is their best protection.
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@_pure_1
I love Christy’s thinking face. It was taking everything for him to remember the routine but he was going power through.
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I’m 120 pounds and wear house slippers 24/7. If your apartment is shaking, it’s not cause of me. Bitch.
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It’s absolutely wild to me that I am more scared to attend pride as a 28-year old than I was when I was in high school.
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I’m honestly shocked how often people tell me I’m hotter in person because I think I look good in pictures. But it’s almost without fail, every first date, at some point, they say “you know you’re even cuter in person?”
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@Zachary_Cohen
@hillhulse
@kyrstensinema
Your voters expect results. If the system won't give them results, change the system, don't defend it. And keep an open mind. It isn't rocket science.
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I wish I had something clever to say, but I don't. I passed the bar, and I am relieved.
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about to meet a friend i’ve known for 25 years and she decides to drop this tidbit moments before i leave my apartment.
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Slept with the son of a MP of the liberal party in Paris and then went on two dates with him a while ago and decided I need to ask the important questions.
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@Fullmetaljew
@SeanMcCoyPhotog
1) interest rates on mortgages are MUCH lower than student loans, you should Google that before trying to compare.
2) homeownership more often than not increase in value and provide wealth.
You should feel incredibly dumb for this tweet.
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@colynelliott
His response “oh lol I didn’t think someone would use your pictures to catfish.”
That. Hurt.
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Woke up in the bed of a cute boy and my head is pounding, but I’m supposed to go to brunch in an hour. Let’s see if it happens.
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@JeremyH418
@JagsFanBrian
The left: gay people exist, racism is real and structural so it isn’t just calling someone the n word, but a lot of things.
The right: I hate those words so the books are gone.
You: tHeYre BOtH bAD.
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@nikicaga
Acting like Napoleon was a dictator we can’t celebrate when literally he was absolutely the best of the European monarchs at the time is just a lazy, frankphobic take
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One year ago I finished law school and still have yet to step foot in the office! I’m just happy the commute is only a few feet.
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Met an incoming 1L and his law school plan included transferring after 1L and I kept trying to explain to him that he should never go to a law school he isn’t ready to graduate from but that wasn’t what he wanted to hear so he decided not to hear it. We still had s*x though.
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My parents are taking me to Cheesecake Factory happy hour (the happy hour menu is pages long), buying me a Barbie and a Ken (and new tires lol), and going to see Barbie for my birthday! It’ll be a great day :)
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@tyleroakley
also, hard to call this "ATL pride" when there isn't an ounce of diversity in a hugely diverse city. Looks more like a log cabin republican conference. smh.
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Me: did you bring lube?
Him: *reaches into his backpack and pulls out a gun* yeah there is lube in here.
Me: you need to leave.
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i hate today because i am a wreck with "what if.." but at the same time, the trial has officially begun. i have been waiting SIX YEARS for this day to start. when considering that, it is a good day. a hard one, but an important day.
today i was subpoenaed to testify in the trial of the murderer of my boyfriend. just the thought of having to see his face is making me sick. i hate today. i hate it so much. i just want to wake up and this all be a dream, but as the DA said “i have to be strong.” it’s hard.
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@aquaimperium8
@tintintar
Guy can literally end a war started by bush and will be called bush
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should i go back to this look? or was growing the hair out the right move?
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Idk why our relationship status is but it’s consistent tbh. A stable man checking in on me at regular intervals. 10/10, practically married
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My past boyfriend was murdered by a neo-nazi for being gay and Jewish. His murderer, his neo-Nazi group, has been emboldened by the President. I deserve a President who cares about the violence inflicted on my boyfriend. We deserve a President who calls out white supremacy.
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Oh my god my salary for the new job came in and it was 40% higher than what I asked for.
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still thinking about that time in paris when a guy from tinder invited me to a house party and it turned out that i was the guest of honor bc it was an "american" themed party so when i walked in everyone cheered loudly and quickly asked if they were doing beer pong correct.
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I quit my job on Monday and I already have a 2nd interview at Deloitte for a job I didn’t apply for. I don’t know for sure if this is the job I want, it would be an improvement from my current job, but it certainly is validation I made the right call! I’m feeling very excited.
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@dannah__montana
I'll be honest, I don't think that makes her feel that much more comfortable.
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@lavern_spicer
This reminds me of the time my dad tried to explain communism to me and he literally defined democracy and I pointed that out, to which he responded “you know I might not actually know what I’m talking about.”
You would do well to realize that.
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@CPAC
Republicans in Feb: YOU CAN'T CANCEL CHILDREN'S CHARACTERS!!!!!
Republicans in November: **** SEASEME STREET ITIS CANCELED!!!!
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The dumbest thing about me is that I once had tens of thousands of followers on tumblr because I had a DSLR and Justin Bieber hair.
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my phone was stolen in Paris and I tracked it down, found the woman who owned the building, she called the baby mama, to which she barged in and yelled (in French) "I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS AMERICAN KNOWS YOU HAVE HIS PHONE BUT HE IS SMART AND YOU'RE DUMB, GIVE IT OVER." mother.
when my phone was stolen i pointed police to the exact phone shop it had been taken to and they refused to go in. and now it’s in dubai 😙
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I was making out with a guy last night on the dance floor and he then said “my boyfriend can’t find out about this.” I’m just like… welll… okay…
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@DLoesch
Got it. So abortion isn’t a moral issue, it’s a control issue, and you don’t believe it’s murder.
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I’ve been waiting for this one
U don’t know someone till Uve seen what their vibe was in 2016
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Today my uncle lost his battle with COVID-19. It has been clear for the last week that he wasn’t going to make it, but it still stings to hear the news. He was the most loving father, the life of any party, and one of the best chefs I knew. He will be dearly missed.
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I didn't realize I was wearing his Texas Law OUTLaw shirt with a rainbow longhorn on it in the exurban town where my parents live and a woman with a "Trump is my president" shirt called me a f*ggot.
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@AOC
@RogerWilliamsTX
It is why we deserve
@JulieOliverTX
for TX-25 (my district) instead of PPP stealing, multi-millionaire, corrupt
@RogerWilliamsTX
as our congressman! She is for Medicare For All and the Green New Deal, give her a shoutout!
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@13HeyJude
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they think that because there has been a couple of people who do not preach Trump 24/7 and have small critiques that it is a leftist org embraced by the left.
which may be the biggest proof that they are "brainwashed" in this picture.
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I need a haircut so badly, low key mad I didn’t get one before this wedding.
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@OSeanessy2021
@Alexforarizona
Running on an “anti-AOC” campaign in D+25 district is textbook grifter. He doesn’t care about winning, this is all about Internet clout.
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My mom has a hot tall gay guy over and she didn’t tell me and I look like an absolute mess.
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i wrote this about Blaze on the two year anniversary of his passing, and i still mean every word about it. i miss and love you Blaze. i’m hopeful that justice is just a mere hours away.
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@GriffinFill
No, Nazis shouldn’t feel safe to fly their flags. They have a right to, I don’t think they should be jailed, but I do think them being fearful of random retaliation of people who are aggrieved by their views should probably mean they don’t risk displaying their flag.
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@colynelliott
The opposite happened to me when a friend texted me “you’re being really aggressive on grindr about wanting my nudes and I am not feeling comfortable” and I was like “umm… I don’t have a grindr? And I’m half a country away from you? Please report that profile.”
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when i say i’ve spent the afternoon in shock and i just got the most distressing news, i mean it. i’m not doing okay, but i will be okay. please keep me in your thoughts.
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Matched with a co worker on tinder and asked if he is going to the thurs free champagne at the office at 10am and he didn’t know about it, so I looked him up to find his email and forwarded him itt. he found that weird, but I would hope ppl would send me champagne messages.
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I really hate ulcerative colitis. And now a guy called me dirty because I said I can’t bottom for 2 months, bc I have it, and it’s an autoimmune disease. He said “that just sounds like AIDS with extra steps.” let’s not stigmatize HIV and there are more than one autoimmune disease
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NYC Pride: no cops at pride
NYT Editorial Board: okay that’s rude, re-evaluating my commitment to equality.
NYPD: *literally maces and arrests people in broad daylight during a pride event*
There’s talk of mace happening right now at Washington Square Park. There is a sea of cops here.
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If CNN had half a brain, they would do a surprise announcement saying Andy and Anderson could drink. All of a sudden, everyone would immediately turn their TV to CNN.
#LetThemDrink
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@paul26fire
@JessicaHuseman
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well, Abbott literally took away their pay, so by your logic, every senator/representative (and their staff!) should be doing this.
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@KeldenFormosa
@AmyAddante
@missfloratang
(the church won't take the LGBTQ+ community seriously regardless of the larger views on abortion, and it is sad you think causing trauma to individuals for an unachievable goal is a deal you're willing to make.)
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