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@sokauniv '17, Texas Law '20. he/him. Lawyer. International Tax. Austin native. "cuckboy" - Sebastian Gorka. Views are my own. 🏳️🌈 🗣 🇫🇷
Washington, DC
Joined October 2016
SOMEONE IS MAD IN MY DMs AND I HAVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER IN MY LIFE!!!! ROAST ME GORKA!!!
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i have a friend who was kicked out of their house as minors, did sex work, and contracted HIV, all before they were 18 because their school told his parents he was gay. this is a good law that will save children from being hurt, and the fact elon can’t see that is DISGUSTING.
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slept with a 23-year old OF twink who owns a 3000 sqft home in the philly suburbs with a hot tub and he was talking to me about how i should come visit and he would take me out to dinners and im like what world are we living in where the 30-year old lawyer is a sugar baby to a.
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Joe Biden: Only God can make me step aside. Nancy Pelosi: Step aside. Joe Biden: Okay. --------. Kamala Harris: I am vetting five people. Nancy Pelosi: And you're picking Walz. Kamala Harris: Okay. It's Nancy's America and I'm okay with that.
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Not this.
God I have the Monday anxiety through the roof.
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i own both a black puffer jacket and a burnt orange hoodie. who wants to recreate this video with me at penn quarter during the playoffs?.
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she is so real for this. if i could declare state of emergency for a four minute inconvenience, i would. i would.
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a man telling me he was my half brother and then i had to have a very awkward conversation with my parents over breakfast the next day.
What’s the worst interaction you’ve had on Grindr??.
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grabbing drinks at a gay bar and the way everyone is just showing their phones to each other of the senate twink’s instagram.
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@Just1Conserv kids should be given the right to come out to their parents when they feel comfortable, hope this helps.
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the only member of the cabinet that truly deserves a standing ovation from all of america. Blinkin and Garland could never.
I am deeply grateful for the opportunity to have served as the 78th Secretary of the @USTreasury. It has been one of the greatest honors of my career to work alongside such dedicated public servants who paired intellectual rigor with moral purpose.
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I’m on my first date in over two and a half years and I learned he had sex with one woman… who is my cousin.
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Uh oh. Brought a boy home last night and spent the day with him and caught feelings. Let’s see how long this lasts.
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i really cannot get over how happy in to be living in DC. how it does not rank the most livable place in the US is beyond me.
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Boy: you ghosted me. Me: no, I texted you last. *pulls out phone to prove I did send the last text, only to prove I also didn’t have his number saved after having s*x with him at least 8 times.*.
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today i was subpoenaed to testify in the trial of the murderer of my boyfriend. just the thought of having to see his face is making me sick. i hate today. i hate it so much. i just want to wake up and this all be a dream, but as the DA said “i have to be strong.” it’s hard.
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I met a straight guy at an gay after party and now we are going to be roommates come September.
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last night i was asking everyone on the dating apps why they were visiting and was getting blocked more than half the time. stay safe and remember: WE DO NOT CARE HOW HOT THEY ARE WE DO NOT SLEEP WITH TRUMP SUPPORTERS DC.
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just saw my half brother on gr*ndr and that's how I learned he also lives in DC.
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@RepMTG @RepMarieNewman I mean, 1) the science is not on your side, 2) you literally want to destroy women's rights and religious freedoms.
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tomorrow marks seven years since the world lost Blaze, and it was only this past year that “justice” was secured. i still miss him so much and he inspires me greatly. even when he was just a silly guy dancing in his apartment just for me.
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How the hell did I let my socialist himbo with a six pack have to triple text me???????!
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Brian Kilmeade: I am okay with reading Nazi literature in schools, but I draw the line at academic research at understanding how race, power, and law are linked.
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@TRHLofficial @KerryKennedyRFK no one cares what you think when you call holocaust deniers “nerds.” . you’re not a libertarian, you’re a nazi sympathizer, and that speaks to your character, not hers.
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something major happened so it has been pushed.
i can’t believe i have a job interview on tuesday with the biden campaign.
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I really thought I looked so tough for the campus zombie wars lol
Let me see yall at 19? 👀.
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@isaiah_bb he said “i will be the last republican president” and he meant it. he sees trump as a person who bastardized his beliefs and took a “noble institution” and destroyed it. democrats may mourn the death of old guard republicans, bush grieves.
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@ShayyStayFly No one asked you to be in solidarity who couldn’t be vaccinated. In fact, those who can’t take the vaccines due to allergies want nothing more than for you to get the shot because herd immunity is their best protection.
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@Just1Conserv no, i do not agree to that. but there are other states requiring if a child is even going by a different name to their friends and the teachers find out about that, they are to alert the parents. administrators do not even need to be involved, they just overhear.
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@_pure_1 I love Christy’s thinking face. It was taking everything for him to remember the routine but he was going power through.
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@willlhm When people want her to retire, I'll just say "she can retire when she stops being right."
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@OmegaFalconGD let’s just say he didn’t trust small town police in deep red states to be on his side.
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I’m 120 pounds and wear house slippers 24/7. If your apartment is shaking, it’s not cause of me. Bitch.
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It’s absolutely wild to me that I am more scared to attend pride as a 28-year old than I was when I was in high school.
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i hate men. he made me prove to him i didn’t have a boyfriend so yeah silly of me to assume he also didn’t have a boyfriend.
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I’m honestly shocked how often people tell me I’m hotter in person because I think I look good in pictures. But it’s almost without fail, every first date, at some point, they say “you know you’re even cuter in person?”.
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knocked on two doors where the wife confirmed their registered republican husband is voting for Kamala in PA. i’m suddenly feeling good.
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@Zachary_Cohen @hillhulse @kyrstensinema Your voters expect results. If the system won't give them results, change the system, don't defend it. And keep an open mind. It isn't rocket science.
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I wish I had something clever to say, but I don't. I passed the bar, and I am relieved.
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about to meet a friend i’ve known for 25 years and she decides to drop this tidbit moments before i leave my apartment.
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Slept with the son of a MP of the liberal party in Paris and then went on two dates with him a while ago and decided I need to ask the important questions.
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i love how once a year i can drop this fact and all my new followers are like WHAT? and then i know it’s going to get triple digits likes.
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i can’t believe i have a job interview on tuesday with the biden campaign.
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@Fullmetaljew @SeanMcCoyPhotog 1) interest rates on mortgages are MUCH lower than student loans, you should Google that before trying to compare. 2) homeownership more often than not increase in value and provide wealth. You should feel incredibly dumb for this tweet.
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@colynelliott His response “oh lol I didn’t think someone would use your pictures to catfish.” . That. Hurt.
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this whole family sounds pathetic and weak and they need to learn to shut up.
Jill Biden on Nancy Pelosi: “We were friends for 50 years. It was disappointing” — WaPo
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Woke up in the bed of a cute boy and my head is pounding, but I’m supposed to go to brunch in an hour. Let’s see if it happens.
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@zacharyxjames i wrote this quickly, i’m sorry. it just made me so mad because a law like this could have helped him.
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@JeremyH418 @JagsFanBrian The left: gay people exist, racism is real and structural so it isn’t just calling someone the n word, but a lot of things. The right: I hate those words so the books are gone. You: tHeYre BOtH bAD.
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@nikicaga Acting like Napoleon was a dictator we can’t celebrate when literally he was absolutely the best of the European monarchs at the time is just a lazy, frankphobic take.
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he came to my apartment and we ******.
ran into my high school ex and his family at the national gallery of art lol.
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took a shirtless photo today which made me feel hot so that’s progress on body dysmorphia.
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One year ago I finished law school and still have yet to step foot in the office! I’m just happy the commute is only a few feet.
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Met an incoming 1L and his law school plan included transferring after 1L and I kept trying to explain to him that he should never go to a law school he isn’t ready to graduate from but that wasn’t what he wanted to hear so he decided not to hear it. We still had s*x though.
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My parents are taking me to Cheesecake Factory happy hour (the happy hour menu is pages long), buying me a Barbie and a Ken (and new tires lol), and going to see Barbie for my birthday! It’ll be a great day :).
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@tyleroakley also, hard to call this "ATL pride" when there isn't an ounce of diversity in a hugely diverse city. Looks more like a log cabin republican conference. smh.
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Me: did you bring lube?. Him: *reaches into his backpack and pulls out a gun* yeah there is lube in here. Me: you need to leave.
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i hate today because i am a wreck with "what if. " but at the same time, the trial has officially begun. i have been waiting SIX YEARS for this day to start. when considering that, it is a good day. a hard one, but an important day.
today i was subpoenaed to testify in the trial of the murderer of my boyfriend. just the thought of having to see his face is making me sick. i hate today. i hate it so much. i just want to wake up and this all be a dream, but as the DA said “i have to be strong.” it’s hard.
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@NewSeanO the republicans have the smallest majority of the last few decades. it wasn’t like the american people actually gave republicans any form of mandate.
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@aquaimperium8 @tintintar Guy can literally end a war started by bush and will be called bush.
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@andrewdc_ the election being called at 10am four years ago when my then boyfriend asleep and he came out to find me already popping bottles of champagne, austin was lit for the entire day. tbh i started drinking at 9am that day during four seasons total landscaping.
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should i go back to this look? or was growing the hair out the right move?
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Idk why our relationship status is but it’s consistent tbh. A stable man checking in on me at regular intervals. 10/10, practically married
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My past boyfriend was murdered by a neo-nazi for being gay and Jewish. His murderer, his neo-Nazi group, has been emboldened by the President. I deserve a President who cares about the violence inflicted on my boyfriend. We deserve a President who calls out white supremacy.
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american voters are straight up economically illiterate and deplorable sociopaths.
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Oh my god my salary for the new job came in and it was 40% higher than what I asked for.
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