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@SadLittleKobold
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@DenimsTV Guy who tries to fuck teenagers: all this drama is really getting to me
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@SadLittleKobold
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@CH4R10T_TV That party specifically helped me actually believe he means what he says.
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@SadLittleKobold
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@modernenaree Ngl "that's an inside thought!" is kinda hilarious.
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@SadLittleKobold
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@spuuky Pretty privilege strikes again 😔
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@SadLittleKobold
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@bean_dlunt @haramcart You havent met many coffee nerds then
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@SadLittleKobold
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@bigmountain1999 @_HouDat @Cult_of_Chad @WheatPM I'm extremely good at surviving jumping off a 100 foot cliff. Prove me you're better
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@bradthebrave @DenimsTV The most powerful of pronouns
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@SadLittleKobold
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@airidescence Also about burners, don't buy them with credit or debit, and don't bring your phone with to buy it. Store it in a faraday cage (you can find bags that do this) while you aren't using it. You want to put as many barriers between it and your identity as possible.
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@SadLittleKobold
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@bentrified @ThisStupidTwink It's also objectively hilarious to say "check this out" and immediately catastrophically fail at whatever you're doing.
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@SadLittleKobold
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@elle91 Peak human experience is sharing these small joys with a total stranger
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@SadLittleKobold
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@kangaroosexy @leafachi @KING_TEEF @Quarble @shaun_vids I got my problems with vaush but it's really fucking weird how many different stories people have made up about him.
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@SadLittleKobold
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@CH4R10T_TV Dude hasn't had an ounce of cum in him for a year and a half
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@SadLittleKobold
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@RobotArmStudio @NYPD @AshBCoffin All children are blessings ☺
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@SadLittleKobold
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@grain99806254 @theVibesGuru Sir the robots tried to wipe out humanity. There was a literal war about it.
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@SadLittleKobold
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@sverresj I've literally been in bed in our sleeping clothes, cuddled up watching a rather forgettable movie, and still did not get the hint. It was so cozy though, I had a great time :)
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@SadLittleKobold
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@BretWeinstein It's shocking how little leftist literature you all have read. It's literally only conservatives who talk about equality of outcome. You're acting in incredible bad faith.
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@SadLittleKobold
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@NewmanAtHome @michaelwhitney Heresy, that shit is delicious
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@SadLittleKobold
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@csmpower_ @InternetH0F To expand slightly, it's part of a wider puritanical culture that asks women to not enjoy sex. In order to remain pure, they have to deny any desire or pleasure they experience. So it's not just a fetish.
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@Howlingmutant0 @JinxPr0duction Dude really just made every day core day
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@SadLittleKobold
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@Dr_Kevbo @babytriggy Damn yeah it's almost like our culture fosters rape or something
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@FunWithTeeth @Rush98000 @GTBYusuke You do know that we're opposed to landlords at all right?
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@GiselleCarterB @ArtofAprilAnna @FlorenceOfLabia Ok and? Should we subject children to humiliating and potentially dangerous conditions for that? Fuck no, that's monsteous
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@SadLittleKobold
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@GnomeWicked_ @ImHereToHateOn @GreenTextRepost Nah the dogs don't deserve that, they don't know any better. Put down the owners
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@SadLittleKobold
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@edmundmcmillen @Leflues @rivas_dieguito This kind of thread is what makes the brain damage Twitter causes worth it
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@SadLittleKobold
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@ChinstonS @GreenTextRepost It's been an hour how you doing?
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@ThemanObeef @Shark3ozero Just because you're technically talented doesn't mean you're artistically talented. This is good in the same way the room is good
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@tiffanyisded @niklafdahc @ShiteUseless @EricThePage @ALforLA2022 Bro they have pizza, a commodity worth its weight in gold
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@udreif @H1TWOM4N There's a decent market for micropigs, and there's a decent number of breeders who absolutely sell regular sized pigs as micro pigs. It's hard to tell unless you get a DNA test or can track a breeding history, neither of which a layperson is likely to pull off.
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@mirounderscore @nickolasgiosue @Alexlalpaca @shaun_vids No, someone made a batshit bet back then. The first increase was natural, as new board members have experience in ecommerce, so there's some faith that the business might bounce back. Then the hedge tried to bankrupt the company by doubling down on their shorts
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@ClownTime420 @deportablediz I would absolutely put money on that, this is what the internet is for
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@SadLittleKobold
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@caseygripps Yesterday was the absolute craziest day I have ever worked. Our store comped over 100%,and we would have comped more if we had enough product. I got a 10$ meal voucher. Yup, best sales day ever, hardest I've ever had to work, and all I get is a free fucking meal.
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@ajrodz @AyaRaalte @nikicaga It's not the cuts, it's the razor burn. My face would be a tomato
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@UrsulaV I found a bottle in my coat that I thought I lost early on in the year. It's a godsend, I haven't been able to get a prescription filled in two months
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@HeatherEHeying Women are women. Trans women are women.
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@BungBungle @Lonelystarrd22 @Nickolas_Name49 @anarchopac Genocide to protect the state Colonization to protect the state Political suppression to protect the state
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@the_binp @BlakeTapper They literally want to drive women to kill themselves. I'm not kidding
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@SadLittleKobold
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@cheapcherries @sebennot @gothspiderbitch Yooooo this is so cool, your son is very cool
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@Bad_Anarchism This fucking thread I stg
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@LeftieAlex @Sammpfi @Zangoloid The capital required to craft this is a workbench, which itself costs 4 wood.
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@SadLittleKobold
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@fuvkhawks People don't understand that being on opposite sides of a conflict doesn't inherently mean one side is good and one is bad. If I want the last popsicle and my enemy also wants it neither of us is in the wrong when we argue over it. It's just a conflict
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@KnowS0mething @MindWavesTV I understand everything in this post and I think that's a sign I need to log off
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@ItsChloeNow This would work on me 100%. No guesswork, honest and slightly vulnerable, offering a way out if I'm not interested? This is cool as fuck. If I was poly or single, I hope I would be like this.
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@Dreadnok_K6 @bradthebrave @DenimsTV The opinions of virulent racists don't matter to me.
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@JoMarcusCrum @talleyberrybaby Just got married, this shit was the second priority on the registry, the first was a good knife set. Write that down
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@somethingmoder That's so fucking cool, literally science fiction bio hacking come to life.
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@SadLittleKobold
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@KolotaTyler @gbrl_dick Hi, grocery store order writer here, I track shrink as part of my job. Shrink due to theft is so much lower than shrink from what we literally throw in the garbage. Think 7% of total shrink vs 70% as out of date/damaged goods Steal, it literally doesn't matter.
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@SadLittleKobold
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@DenimsTV I can't imagine posting a video of myself assaulting a drive through worker
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@mirounderscore @nickolasgiosue @Alexlalpaca @shaun_vids This is a natural consequence to that batshit bet.
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@Ievighost @jenselw1 @MarxistMaya What the fuck is wrong with you?
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@SadLittleKobold
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Genuinely what the fuck?
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@SadLittleKobold
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@Actuallyits_ava @keffals @jk_rowling There's no way she doesn't, she name searches herself regularly enough to see tiny accounts tweeting about her. I can't imagine she doesn't see this specifically. She is ultimately a coward, which is why she won't respond to keffals.
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@ItsHakku @michaelreeves Well no, ethanol breaks down into carbs, that's why your body processes it.
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@Dreadnok_K6 @bradthebrave @DenimsTV You can be anything and also racist You are extremely racist
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@ShinjiTheCuban @PaulNewland15 @ChairmanWabbit You love freedom you just don't agree everyone should have it
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@sophie_frm_mars Disagree, the methods being taken to achieve socialism are incompatible. They actually can't work together long term Zoe Baker has a good essay that outlines a lot of the problems with MLS and socdems that I link to whenever this stuff comes up
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@Rlrader @harlotposting I knew I fucked up my education when I tested into calculus without knowing almost any trig. Multiple choice tests are terrible lmao.
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@LiILoyal @SkolFoodie @uscscreenwriter @ImmaBFD @CasketJones @litefire79 @SixBrownChicks Fr, there's a reason wage theft outweighs every other form of theft combined.
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@akinflo_1 @shackshackleton @FDsignifier Friend, Tate is a scam artist and misogynist. You don't want 10 year olds learning squat from people like him.
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@SadLittleKobold
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@Meelsie143 As a bisexual, this show looks like it was made specifically for my kind
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@SadLittleKobold
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@laluchasigue161 Easily the coolest thing I've seen all week.
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@Darshan_tweet @TovAayla If you're communal about it absolutely. Buying bulk staples like beans and rice makes money go aling way, as well as community gardens. Hard for individuals, not so much for groups.
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@SkolFoodie @LiILoyal @uscscreenwriter @ImmaBFD @CasketJones @litefire79 @SixBrownChicks I'm not asking you to, I'm just commenting on why the system is the way it is
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@JimSterling Yeah horror films, that tracks
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@SadLittleKobold
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@NutaIie @DormStreams Laughing like a fucking idiot in the bathroom at work
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@AquaFragmented @danny_g @JennyENicholson Actually no! Most loan officers I've talked to really don't want defaults, as it leaves assets they need to take care of and sell. The real problem is that they're fucking greedy and lazy
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@SadLittleKobold
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@shoe0nhead @poldiscoursebot Even the bots are simping
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@SadLittleKobold
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@ThoughtSlime @keffals Post the link. You never apologized or retracted, merely brushed past it.
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@SadLittleKobold
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@Veinseer @MaterialistWife Me and my partner except I'm constantly ogling and touching and my partner is smiling and giggling
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@SadLittleKobold
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@legalize__blow @FunWithTeeth @Rush98000 @GTBYusuke I mean, when it comes to systems of oppression and exploitation, yeah it's fairly black and white.
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@TheMornjngstar @Echoochoomander @jeannesfangs He is in his 30s before dying, what are you talking about? That show is nauseating
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@SadLittleKobold
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@catherinesclaws @BigVeyleFan I call it game of thrones because most people recognize that before asoiaf
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@SadLittleKobold
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@butchanarchy I work in a refrigerator a couple times a week, and every time I get out my glasses get completely fogged up because of my mask. You're absolutely right I didn't even notice it as an inconvenience anymore. It's just a part of life like opening doors and climbing stairs.
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@smminco @Sissyswitch2 @fayemikah Found the guy who just doesn't know
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@SadLittleKobold
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@Spencer_Gray @yugopnik Co-ops, while much better than traditional corporations, still reinforce capitalism and are directed by profits. So yeah, they're not enough.
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@DenimsTV Nah she looks like she pissed herself too 💀
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@downinthewell @tape2x @CptProfessor @jacobplitman Destroy the fan in the bathroom, pour sugar in the walls, put hair in the pipes, and shit in whatever carpet they have on the last day c
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@xaviersonline Buckshot doesn't have a lot of penetrating power at distance, but they're still fairly accurate. Go skeet shooting or watch some on YouTube, it's way better than you imagine
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@chingina @VaushV Bro idk about you but I pay taxes so that the government will do shit for me. They are currently not doing shit for me. I want my money back
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@awesmpossum @Struggle_Tweet You also hit your head on shit a lot more. Ask me how I know.
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@SadLittleKobold
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@ThorisyTV You don't need to go back that far, try explaining this to your parents
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@JustinWhang Her entire life is some big dadaist project, I have so much respect for her
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@RileyGRoshong The violence inherent in capitalism can't compare to killing a few billionaires. At what point does it stop being an unjustified aggression and become a justified rebellion?
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@JoeAMarr @EricRWeinstein @realDonaldTrump The cia introduced drugs into the black community, specifically to criminalize them. This is a type of reparation that surgically targets a population wronged by the government. Hope that helps.
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@lizziebabe_ @platurt @AleksAleyard @YourOrangeRaven @browsersatdv4 I think even they need sympathy. How many want to but are terrified? It's genuinely so difficult to break away from because it's a self reenforcing system. To even understand it's possible you have to break away, and the punishment for breaking away sucks.
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@SadLittleKobold
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@ashleyloob My reaction but replace "I'm bisexual" with "I like cock???"
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@SadLittleKobold
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@zoebroog Literally, I don't want to live in filth. That's it. I'm confident enough people would be tired of living in filth that we could overcome the barrier of not wanting to clean. What incentive do you have of doing your laundry and cleaning your kitchen? Apply that to a larger scale
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@JoMarcusCrum @talleyberrybaby We got a set of Wusthof knives, and let me tell you they're worth the price.
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