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My pronouns are birdie/bogey. Recovering Californian enjoying life in a low cost red state with a balanced budget. What a novel concept. Trump 2024! 🇺🇸

Indiana, USA
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@Sassafrass_84 And the matching shorts 😆
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@Padres Madres trophy 🏆 case
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@ZakSNews @KTVU I am so fcking tired of this liberal crap.
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@Pads1818 Have you tried the new Doritos flavor yet?
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@cbbaron @MidwestGolfJake Maybe Paul Blart shouldn’t have thrown himself on a courtesy car rolling at 3 mph.
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@Super70sSports This video and song has lived rent free in my head since 1973.
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@ClownWorld_ Not this guy
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@MrLiimited He thought it was a sobriety checkpoint
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@acaseofthegolf1 The exact same thing happened to Bobby Jones in the 1929 British Am.
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@jcmmartin65 This one is up there…
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@nypost @pamehebert According to Stacy Abrams, he’s just fighting inflation.
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@ClubProGuy CPG this is NO DIFFERENT than when you left the Aleutian Islands tour for the bright lights of the Mexican mini-tour. There were a lot of zeros behind that decision, albeit in pesos.
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@Klein25 @Padres Here’s the updated logo
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@nathonlo @ClownWorld_ Technically correct 😂
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@JoeyMannarinoUS Trump 2024 from Indiana
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@FoodPornPhotos Need more mayo
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@Travis_in_Flint For an event “bigger than 9/11” he didn’t feel the need to preserve depositions???
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@Vision4theBlind What if they are undocumented from other countries?
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@TONYxTWO @realDonaldTrump Latrobe PA. I drive by it all the time!!!
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@LisaMarieBoothe We ARE listening - it’s just that we know better!
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@nut_history Underrated if anything.
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@FoodPornPhotos Diced onions, mustard
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@NinerNick_22 It’s a blue state blue city hellhole and you continue to defend it. I lived in CA for 34 years and the Bay Area for 15. Used to be the greatest city in North America and now thanks to liberal leadership it’s a dystopian nightmare. Congratulations on defending it.
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@lippyent My dad referred to it as sh*t on a shingle from his WWII days.
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@NUCLRGOLF Let’s ask Patrick Reed.
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@RealPizzaPepe They all belong to the same club.
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@ProudElephantUS Hundreds of billions of dollars to Ukraine.
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@DodgersNation 574 Elkhart Indiana!
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@Super70sSports When the Music’s Over is 11 minutes long and the best value on any jukebox in America. 🇺🇸
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@hrkbenowen Silence is deafening
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@jcmmartin65 I remember in my 30’s hitting it terribly on the range and shooting 68. Then the following round stripping it on the range, full of confidence and shooting 82. You truly never know with this crazy game.
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@jwalkersports This is a monumental accomplishment. I’m taking some time off as well to see how much better I sleep, feel, function etc. I’m pretty convinced I can no longer drink daily even if it’s only one or two. The older I get, the more I realize alcohol is not my friend.
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@JimmyFalk_55 @SteveLovesAmmo I don’t think all of Hank’s dogs are barking.
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@GoldenKnightGFX Brooks was here.
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@nut_history Bed and breakfast maintenance manager.
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@MTGrepp It’s actually even a better reason to vote Trump!
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@JordanBrace8 Teddy ❤️
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@lippyent Nice dog
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@Joe_S_Pure Did it up all my life until I got married, so for the last 23 years it’s been down (and I still don’t agree with it but I pick my battles.) 😂
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@The_Trump_Train @keighron_s I’ll start at the bottom of the list…coming in at 50th place is GAVIN NEWSOM 😂😂😂
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@catturd2 “Robbing Peter to pay Paul” is now forever officially changed to “Robbing Peter to pay Hunter.”
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@Oilfield_Rando It’s not ghey, but it may be GIFY (ghey in five years.)
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@ClubProGuy Rory needs to learn how to quick-rake.
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@Agent1Security @ChicagosMayor He’d rather race-hustle when Chicago police kill and armed black man who fired upon them first.
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@golfer2003 @acaseofthegolf1 Old Tom Morris invented them in 1885. Don’t you remember?
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@KDofSF @ZakSNews @KTVU I lived in California for 34 years including 15 years in the Bay Area. Indiana is much safer by a wide margin.
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@alyiasmichael @BGatesIsaPyscho Apparently, climate change didn’t exist in 2020.
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@ZitiDoggsGolf Probably why he’s been coming up so short lately.
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@AnnLesbyPhD Kid you not, I just watched the entire movie 2 days ago for the first time. Totally kid friendly!
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@mericanaf7 The gun.
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@nathaliejacoby1 He is a beautifully brilliant man who loves this country 🇺🇸
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@KPNYJ @HockeySocks88 They have a similar plaque on the football field at the exact site of the butt-fumble.
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@ChadDriscoll_ The best two balls I hit all day were when I stepped on the rake.
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@ProudElephantUS Ruining America.
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@LoveMyMJ69 My kids have each totaled a car, neither one their fault. The most important thing is your daughter is SAFE!
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@brixwe Offer solutions to problems
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@acaseofthegolf1 But it’s not quite camel toe technology, is it?
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@Top100Rick Royal Isabella Whistling Straights Pebble Beach San Francisco Club Olympic Club
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@ClubProGuy @PeterMalnati 747 saves the day again!!!
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@Super70sSports Shasta cola - not good. All the other flavors though were 🔥🔥
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@harryjsisson Absolutely true. It’s so egregious, he almost acting like a democrat.
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@KipHenley Spasms likely from fatigue and dehydration. YOU OLD NOW!!!😂
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Do you agree with this??
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Who is with me?
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@MidwestGolfJake - Short wooden tees (tall tees not really a thing yet) - Single strap carry bags (Jones, Ping) - No erasers on pencils - Old fashioned metal divot tools with no logos - Regular coins as ball markers
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@NUCLRGOLF @JNucci23 Can’t wait to see the officer camera video on this, if it even exists
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@kylenabecker Did you expect anything less?
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@Garrett_Archer And Biden received 81 million legitimate votes.
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@SaltyGoat17 @CollinRugg @camhigby They’ve been given strict orders. The questions, by whom!!!
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@lippyent Ancient Chinese Secret
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@RipCityOriginal @acaseofthegolf1 @CallawayGolf Noel, I have a set of ping irons my son used from 14-16 (he finally got fitted for new clubs a year ago). They are gap wedge thru 5-iron. Anyways, they’re yours if you would like them. DM me your address.
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@ClubProGuy @ArgosyKC What could possibly go wrong?
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@AnnaKKraken That’s better than Winter of the Cabal 😂
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@joseph_gellman @sophielouisecc Holy crap, you have he/him 😂😂😂😂😂 in your bio. My observation is correct!
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