Scruff Ruffman
@RuffScruffs
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Former 97th ranked youth bowler in the USA, Mexico, and Canada 🎳. 775 credit score. Kirk Hinrich of box munching. Legally Ordained. Actually 6’6”.
Austin, TX
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Welcome to the fucking thunder dome
Girl I met this weekend asked me to take her bowling later tonight. Can’t wait to see her reaction when I show up with 6 bowling balls, custom flyknit bowling shoes, and shoot a 230 4 pitchers deep
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Me in the lobby of the office bc I didn’t get today off
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This season, Oklahoma State will wear helmets with QR codes linked to the team's general NIL fund.
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Girl I met this weekend asked me to take her bowling later tonight. Can’t wait to see her reaction when I show up with 6 bowling balls, custom flyknit bowling shoes, and shoot a 230 4 pitchers deep
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“All that just to shoot a 184???”
If you read the original post clearly that wasn’t the fucking plan
Anyways date
#2
Thursday 👍🏼
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@BobbyEParody
Just wait til your girl finds out I’m a member of the United States Bowling Congress
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Since the 184 wasn’t enough for you fucks
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Date
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going well
She told me my 184 was a “perfect score” and that “the big scores hurt”
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@austinrhoades30
Lanes were 2 day old leftover house shot. Started with an Omni hybrid then switched to a Strata and played the gutter since there was so much carry down I couldn’t jump inside
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Rebound Bosh. Back out to Allen his 3 pointer BAAAANNNGGGG TIE GAME WITH 3 SECONDS REMAINING
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No one here knows I bowled a 300 on December 28, 2019 at 1:12pm
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@loganissues
Trust me Logan I know. She was talking shit leading up to the date so I had to pull out the big guns to instill some fear from the jump
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@Toliver_Gooch
Thanks TG.
184 obviously wasn’t the outcome I expected. But that being said, there’s no way everyone shitting on it is shooting in the 200’s consistently. That takes minimum a year of practice. Anyone who is willing to put money up and get the work in a 1v1
Best,
Scruff
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@internwatts
Great minds think alike 🤝
Rebound Bosh. Back out to Allen his 3 pointer BAAAANNNGGGG TIE GAME WITH 3 SECONDS REMAINING
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Thinking about the time my pledge class accused me of fucking fat bitches and I had to go on trial for it
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Narrator: “they let the get get hot”
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@sexxxiiibaby
No onlyfans in the bio just doing it for the love of the game. Gotta respect it
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@bschaeffer12
Not my best performance. On a 200 pace but stone 10’d the first shot in the tenth. Can’t win em all
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@RealYoungMarius
How do I get bitches then Mario? Please enlighten me. Does getting a shitty fade and having pubes for facial hair do the trick for ya? Genuinely curious
Also I’m quite literally with a bitch in that post
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@MarkSpain_
I remember being 16 and making lines of my buddies adderall with my dads credit card too
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@gownsyjm
J.M.,
I knew someone was going to ask. No, I do not shave my ankles. Wearing Nike elites for years has disintegrated the hair follicles on my ankles, I’m going to be the first person to go to Turkey for an ankle hair transplant.
Best,
Scruff
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Don’t fit in the seat, no headrest + iPad kid next to me. How did my parents convince me southwest was the way to go
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@loganissues
Oh yeah if I’m in a house shot league I’m not showing up with 6 balls lmao.
Haven’t bowled competitively in about 3 years. But I last averaged 227, clearly I need to knock the rust off
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Wearing these with khakis and a diamond supply co shirt 💯
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Wearing a vintage polo in the office today (1994 btw) so all my coworkers know I’m different and a step above them in the social hierarchy
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Sorry boss I wasn’t able to get that report finished today. I ended up sitting at my desk thinking about spurs Marco Belinelli for like 3 hours
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@JunK_OperatoR
I just graduated in may. So making triple of what I was making 3 months ago is a conservative guess
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@bonafide_scrub
I agree. Had to do it bc I get a gnarly glare on the TV. When I invest in some curtain rods it’ll be moved
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BREAKING: I am going to eat 5 burgers and then sit here with my hand on my sack
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Doing icebreakers with the rest of the new hires and this kid just dropped that he’s spent $7000 at Dave and busters this year
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@johngdoe62
Glenny we’ve never met but I already know you are a man of culture bc of the 8mg wintergreen on’s. Keep fighting the good fight
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Scruff
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“Yall mind?” son or “likes are private so you can like this pic” daughter
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Going Zach Edey mode at the bar tonight (standing in one spot and showing zero emotion)
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That post jerk off piss is like a D-rose hesi you don’t know which direction it’s going
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@ajthepylondon
My fault AJ I didn’t realize I was dealing with the bowling equipment police
Ease up on the emojis while you’re at it👍🏼
Best,
Scruff
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Thinking about the time we didn’t have a geeb piece so we used a banana instead
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Women and democrats are fuming that I’m having a day at Eskimo joes
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Planned a pregame for my birthday. Told everyone ab it for a week, sent out a reminder. Made Jell-O shots. No one showed up 👍🏼
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Ins and outs for 2024
In:
White Russians
Buffalo chicken mac and cheese
Hitting carts off of a Vuse charger
Out:
Talking to women at the bar
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@UTKFraternity
HAHAHAHA ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS LILY LANG 2 TAP IN THE LEFT HATES THIS SEC SMATHERS BELT YOU LIKE THAT SHIT WHITE BOY THE LEFT HATES US THEY LET US GET TO FRIDAY YALL MIND?
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Just walked past an absolute 10 and the wind blew my hair into a side part
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Selling geek bars to minors and telling people I’m in tech sales
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Hey guys! If I ever post some shit like this please drive to my apartment and shoot me in the back of the head! Thanks 😀
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They do have a timeout decide not to use it. Curry from way downtown BAAANNNNGGGG BANNNNGGGG OH WHAT A SHOT FROM CURRY WITH SIX TENTHS OF A SECOND REMAINING
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