Cyclone Larry
@CycloneLarry69
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I like beer and tacos and the Iowa State Cyclones. Follow me for my Completely Unbiased Metrics #Belieber #Skol
Drinking Ames Lagers
Joined September 2019
Me and my college roommate also have jobs.
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Vikings against the most talented rosters in the NFC and AFC the last 2 weeks
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This lady sold me Zyns at Casey’s this morning.
The shocking toll of getting just 6 hours of sleep per night revealed in horrifying images
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The unfortunate truth is closing bars to stop college kids from having social gatherings will be as effective as the number 21 is at stopping college kids from drinking.
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Let the record show I also sat in a 70 degree building today. I’m just different, man.
It’s -17 with wind chill in Lawrence. Hoops is just different here man.
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The people want. 1. Michigan.2. Washington.3. Texas.4. Alabama.
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@SosoTheWanderer @reeses_peaceee “Granted I’m not a civil engineer” yeah we can tell😭😭😭😭.
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The best part about Oklahoma becoming SEC Nebraska is literally everybody saw it coming.
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Alex Smith.Damar Hamlin.Kyle Filipowski.
Kyle Filipowski is expected to play tonight for @DukeMBB , per source.
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Every Big 12 team in this picture has made the conference championship game and a NY6 bowl more recently than Texas.
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The Big bad SEC’s 5 schools they wanted in the CFP. Lost by 25 against the 3rd place Big Ten team. Needed 2 OTs and a questionable call to beat a team picked 16th in the Big12. Blown out by a team who lost at home to a 7-5 MAC team. Lost to 7-5 Michigan. Lost to 9-3 Illinois.
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Big 12 student section are going to make this kid cry
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DKR doesn’t catch enough hate for being an ugly stadium.
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The gap between the SEC and the rest of college football is the smallest it has been in 15 years.
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If Iowa State loses to Arkansas State I will eat the beefy 5 layer burrito this guy shoves up his ass if K-State loses to BYU.
If Kstate loses to BYU I’ll shove a beefy 5 layer burrito up my ass.
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“I’m a former college athlete”. Put my fries in the bag bro😭😭😭
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Do you think he’s gonna freeze the beefy five layer burrito first to make it easy to force past his sphincter?.
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Kyle Filipowski Caitlin Clark. 🤝.Assaulting innocent kids trying to. have fun rushing the court.
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Brock Purdy should have made that field goal Moody missed and he should have caught that ball Ronnie Bell dropped and he should have made the tackle on that punt.
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Missouri lost their 3rd fucking game of the stupid fucking season and their best fucking win is 6 and fucking 4 Vanderbilt and they dropped 0 fucking spots while 1 loss BYU dropped 8 spots and BEHIND A TEAM THEY BEAT ON THE ROAD I’m so fucking done with this stupid fucking poll.
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Quick recap of Central Florida’s first interaction with Big 12 Twitter
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Crazy that I can tap a button and watch all of these games except for the one involving the best player in the sport
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Ryan Day going to prison for Jim Harbaugh cheating would be the funniest thing in the history of the world.
I dont know but the report alleges Ohio States alleged investigator may have illeagally accessed Michigans electronic records which would be federal crime. Its the story that keeps giving.
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The beers led me to this majestic place where I found the tastiest beers I’ve ever tasted
I’m gonna crack a beer and see where it takes me be right back.
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Strength of schedule doesn’t mean shit if you get blown off the face of the Earth by every good team you play😭
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If Iowa State loses to Oklahoma today I will tase my nutsack.
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To the greatest Cyclone to ever wear the uniform,. Thank you.
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Whomst among us has not sold nuclear research to our enemies for $1B in hopes of our favorite 18-23 year olds winning 15 football games?.
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@ShamsCharania @TheAthletic @Stadium Being a celebrity must suck. When I cheated on my pregnant wife with a college intern at work only like 7 people found out and nobody cared. When he does it the whole world finds out and is ridiculed to the point of being fired.
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If Iowa State loses to pitt on Friday I will taze my nutsack on livestream. They are stinky garbage at basketball and Iowa State is going to run them out of the gym.
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Iowa State has never lost a football game on a day I’ve consumed 24 beers. You’re so screwed @OU_Football.
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Do not even consider talking to me if your favorite college football team has never won 11 games in a season.
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NFL TikTok casually dropped one of the best player videos I’ve ever seen
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Don’t tell me it’s too many games the FCS has had this bracket for years.
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Don’t let Texas blowing a 20 point lead against TCU distract you from the fact they lost to Kansas in football.
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Being so incredibly bad you at football you start catching strays from political parties is insane😭.
Joe Biden to his staff: “We need to go on offense tonight.”. The offense:
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Bro is a full grown man spending time recording thirst trap TikToks for his 3,000 followers and he wants to judge other people for how they choose to spend their freetime😭😭😭😭😭
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Our QBs need to stop gambling smh.
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If Kansas beats West Virginia and Kansas State beats Texas then the Longhorns will finish dead last in the Big 12.
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What if we had a structured regular season schedule and the playoff teams and seeds were determined by a predetermined W/L results based algorithm instead of letting a bunch of old guys pick which teams will make them the most money and then lie to us about why they picked them?.
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I was going to ratio you but with 88,000 followers and only 275 likes it seems you’ve already done my job for me.
Streets are saying Cyclone Larry is washed?.
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Lmfao at GameDay running a segment about how money hungry institutions are ruining the sport
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@camdenlaconi I bet you don’t watch movies either because there are guys in movies and having guys on your tv is SUPER GAY and you a so straight it’s not even funny.
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THEY’VE PLAYED 3 RANKED TEAMS AND LOST ALL 3 GAMES BY A COMBINED 79 POINTS WHAT ARE WE DOING.
Missouri lost their 3rd fucking game of the stupid fucking season and their best fucking win is 6 and fucking 4 Vanderbilt and they dropped 0 fucking spots while 1 loss BYU dropped 8 spots and BEHIND A TEAM THEY BEAT ON THE ROAD I’m so fucking done with this stupid fucking poll.
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Maybe they don’t play defense in the Big 12 but they don’t even play football in the Big Ten so sit down nerd.
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Best addition to the league and it ain’t close.
BYU hands out brownies and ice cream to the visitor section after the first quarter
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OU and Texas spent 10 years making fun of Nebraska and Missouri for selling their souls for money, blowing their programs up, and rotting in the cellars of their new conferences. They then did the same thing and are surprised by the results lmao.
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Did I just start an official CFB rivalry in less than 24 hours by shitposting?.
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Is there a single argument to be made against Ken Pomeroy and Bart Torvik just sitting down and seeding the tournament over a couple beers?.
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People forget I have a day job.
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“Another brick in the foundation of the narrative that the Big 12 cannot compete with the SEC and Big Ten”. THEY LITERALLY BEAT THE BIG TEN CHAMP 9 DAYS AGO.
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Lincoln Riley ran from Oklahoma to avoid Sark and the SEC and now he’s gotta play LSU, Notre Dame, Ohio State, Penn State, Oregon, Washington, Wisconsin, and UCLA in his first season without Caleb Williams😭😭😭.
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I wonder if Caleb Williams is gonna request partial ownership when he’s working at T-Mobile in 6 years.
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Arizona State should absolutely be seeded ahead of Boise.
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Lots of people complaining about Iowa bball attendance and since I honestly feel bad I’ll give advice. When ISU has these games against bad teams they do fun events to boost attendance. For example last week they unveiled their Sweet 16 banner pregame. Maybe Iowa could try this?.
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Iowa fans would be unbearable if Angel Reese put on a show like this😭
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WHY AM I IN THE CENTRAL FL SCHEDULE RELEASE VIDEO SKSKSKS😭😭😭
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What if we went back to our roots and had 5 regional public school conferences with 2 playoff bids each, 14 independents with 2 playoff bids, a G5 bid, and 3 at large bids for a 16 team playoff?
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I've lost all respect sorry this is absolutely rigged for money. Or ratings in not sure which. I won't be silent . Just saw it live sry.
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Utah can’t even run through the trash they brought with em😭😭😭😭
The thing about Twitter is that outside of like 10-15 of you, I could not possibly care less what you think. The B12 is a 2nd rate truck stop conference and Utah is going to run right through it. Bookmark this and then come back to make some pithy comment that I’ll never see.
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My favorite part about Texas fans is that they choose A&M to be their in-state rival. Baylor, Tech, Houston, and TCU, are all better athletic departments over the last 50 years, but they choose A&M because it’s like looking in a mirror. Tons of money with hardly any success.
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Michigan: 17.Alabama: 38. Texas: 52.Washington: 28. Texas: 31.Alabama: 27.
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So Alabama is 4-2 against teams below .500 and SMU is 6-0 got it.
Why are we showing a résumé comparison without win-loss records???
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Rex Chapman literally stole peoples content all the way to a job on national tv covering the NCAA Tournament.
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Texas lost to Kansas.
Georgia lost to Alabama. Alabama lost to Texas A&M. Texas A&M lost to Mississippi State. Mississippi State lost to Texas Tech. Texas Tech lost to Texas.
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Man your rival walking into your “elite homefield advantage stadium” and looking like absolute dogshit for the first 40 min going down by multiple scores and then ripping your heart out with a game winning field goal must SUCK haha I’m so glad I didn’t experience that today haha!.
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It’s been 5 years now y’all know what’s comin. So thankful for this platform and I can’t wait to do it again next fall. Put the phone down, stay up a lil too late, have a few too many drinks, laugh a lil too hard, and spend all the quality time with your peeps. Love you all🥹✌️🍻.
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Chris Beard off the court:
Chris Beard is by far one of the nicest coaches I’ve ever met off the court and cares for his players and every school he’s been too since I’ve been watching him at UALR. BGB with another bad list.
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I’m so annoyed that we lost to Pitt. While we were focused on a Final Four run, they only cared about beating us. It’s time to shrink the field to avoid teams like them who only care about winning 1 or 2 games beating serious programs that are actually capable of winning titles.
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Imagine if the SEC played a 10 P4 game schedule like the rest of the country.
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@HornSports The craziest part about this is if they threw the flag here Texas would STILL have zero Big 12 championships since the release of the iPhone 4.
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TJ Otzelberger now has as many Sweet 16s in his first 3 season at Iowa State as the Iowa Hawkeyes have in the last 37 years.
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