Juicy (69) Wiggle
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Home of the juiciest Iowa State shitposting. The OG Rocco Becht truther. 2x ban survivor. Satire/Parody
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I’ve really got the verified Funyuns account on my thread rn. I have peaked
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I’m sorry, but there should be a WVU logo in Iowa
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If Kansas State makes the CFP I will swallow 14 AA batteries
NEW: Preseason College Football Playoff Projected 12-Team Field via
@Andy_Staples
🏆
Do you agree? ⬇️
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This dude can absolutely ball and is a stand up guy off the court, doing a little thing that not many would stop to do. Nothing but respect for Shead🫡
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Houston chanting “overrated” as they’re ranked higher than us😭😭
Real good education they’re getting down there
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BREAKING: Iowa star DB Cooper DeJean has entered the NCAA Transfer Portal.
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Once Conrad Hawley graduates can we please bring him back as an assistant? Idc if he doesn’t do anything but hype up the crew
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Good morning, your Iowa State Cyclones are going bowling
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Tamin Lipsey should’ve been an all-American
Curtis Jones should’ve been Big12 6th man of the year
ISU should’ve been a 1 seed
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This is what it’s all about.
I love Mountaineer nation🥹
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Boycotting Iowa Chill until they talk about Marial Shayok
Former Hawkeye, Peter Jok, is competing with South Sudan in their match vs. USA
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Man I’m just so happy Omaha Biliew is an Iowa State Cyclone
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If Iowa State isn’t a 1 seed tomorrow I’ll taze my nutsack
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Fuckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop
"ISU ain't 'bout this, ISU ain't 'bout that"
My boy Keshon and them
He, he, they say them dudes don't be putting in no work
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Yall people ain’t know shit
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Barstool WVU > Barstool ISU
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I’ll pretend like ISU fans didn’t wait outside for 3.5 days camped out for the ISU KU game
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Breaking news: 2 seeds don’t play top tier seeds until the sweet 16🙀🙀
Iowa State got the easiest Sweet 16 path in history
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Does this game prove that Iowa’s 10-win seasons are Mickey Mouse?
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TJ went 9-9 in Big12 play. Proceeded to lose 3 starters and 2 more major contributors. Picked to finished 7th in the Big12. Since then:
18-0 at home
6th ranked team in the nation
#2
in the Big12
24-6 overall record
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I’m gonna go ahead and pretend we didn’t just go 6-3 with the youngest P5 team in the nation
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Will McDonald did it with a 3 man front too btw
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Iowa State quarterback Rocco Becht is in a relationship with actress Sydney Sweeney, per source.
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Just gonna leave this here
💥💥💥 FINAL 💥💥💥
See you Sunday in the Round of 32!
✅: Edey -- 30 pts, 21 rebs, 3 blks, 2 asts
✅: Smith -- 11 pts, 10 asts, 5 rebs, 1 stl
✅: TKR -- 11 pts, 7 rebs, 2 asts
✅: Heide -- 8 pts, 3 rebs
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About to reunite with Abu Sama imo
BREAKING: Alabama OT Kadyn Proctor plans to enter the Transfer Portal, he tells
@on3sports
The 6’8 365 OT started every game for Alabama as a True Freshman
Received Freshman All-American & 1st Team Freshman All-SEC Honors
Was ranked as the No. 1 OT in the ‘23 Class
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Iowa fans actually think this dude would want to come play with him after they told him to kill himself
Alabama starting freshman LT Kadyn Proctor announces he’s entering transfer portal
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Notice how there’s no…
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Imagine putting “America Need Farmers” on your helmets but not offering your students an ag program
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Notice how there’s no….
The Best College Football + Men’s Basketball Programs This Season 🏟️
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Way too early football predictions
- ISU makes it to the Big12 championship game
- ISU wins 10 games but the 10th is a bowl win so Iowa fans cry and try to discredit it
- Abu Sama 1500+ all-purpose yards
- Ben Brahmer goes for 60+ receptions easy
- Higgins & Noel 2000+ rec yards
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Iowa fans better cheer for her because she’s great for the game
ICYMI:
@aili_tanke
won the 2024
@StateFarm
Women's National 3-Point Shootout with a final score of 25 🔥 more of that in the Cardinal & Gold coming soon!!
🌪️🏀🌪️
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Notice how there’s no Iowa
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WVU fans starting to realize what ISU has been bitching about
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Notice how there’s no Iowa
Best Talent Developing Teams in College Football
1 Michigan Wolverines
2 Georgia Bulldogs
3 Utah Utes
4 Alabama Crimson Tide
5 Kansas State Wildcats
6 Iowa State Cyclones
7 Washington Huskies
8 Oklahoma State Cowboys
9 Arizona Wildcats
10 NC State Wolfpack
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My brief thoughts on the Iowa State selection and seeding
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I don’t want to shit on Houston tonight with this win. I have nothing but respect for their players and program
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No OnE wOuLd BuY aLcOhOl In JaCk TrIcE
*the alcohol line*
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Get ready to see me in an Iowa State shirt at the Purdue Iowa WBB game
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Walked upstairs and my roommate was watching Iowa WBb so I shot him in the head
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Just learned that Iowa State students created Chegg. You’re welcome guys
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TRUST THE CLIMB
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I will not be forced to like Caitlin Clark
I will not be forced to like Caitlin Clark
I will not be forced to like Caitlin Clark
I will not be forced to like Caitlin Clark
I will not be forced to like Caitlin Clark
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They had to get a whole covered tarp to walk through so we didnt harass them like we did two years ago😭
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I can tell you exactly where I was March 13 2020. It’s like my generations 9/11
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I am tired of being the selection committee’s Super Bowl. This is the one game a year they always have circled on the calendar. While we’re focused on winning championships, they are only focused on beating us. It’s time to end this series
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I almost feel bad for Kansas State fans
No natties, stepping stone program, inferior field crop.
They’ve got it rough
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Stole this from yik yak. It’s the thought that counts
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TJ purposely lost to get Kansas State into the tournament. If K-State makes the tournament, the Big12 gets more revenue to share, meaning ISU gets more money. It’s 3-D chess not checkers
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Me looking at Iowa fans who say they’re CFP contenders
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The more I sit here and think about it, the more I think Iowa State deserves a 1 seed
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Lost to Arkansas State 21-20 at home after the bye. Typical Iowa State
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I haven’t stopped playing country roads
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Iowa State not being the top two seed is fucking robbery by the committee
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ISU returning 95% of production and Iowa is having record tornadoes this year. Coincidence? I think not.
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John Walters is the sole reason I don’t pay for any streaming services. Best radio broadcaster in the business, hands down
Instant Reaction after today’s win against TCU is brought to you by our friends
@DriveToyota
!
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Keep sleeping on Iowa State wrestling
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Iowa fans can chirp all they want, but ISU football is undefeated in 2024😤
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EAT SHIT PITT
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If Matt Campbell goes 6-6 this year we need to have a serious dialogue on his job security
What’s your most unpopular take as an Iowa State fan?
I’ll break the ice:
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Larry single handedly fought an entire college fanbase an won
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Never thought I’d see the day where I liked Bill Self more than another Big12 coach, let alone Tang. Wild world we live in
Here's the two-part soundbite from Self.
"He just didn't want to shake hands, he just did a fly-by. ... I will say this, when we got our ass kicked there, we shook everyone's hands and did a handshake line. So I guess it was different here today."
#KUbball
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If Purdue doesn’t beat Grambling State by at least 55 I’m going to start some NASTY narratives
GRAMBLING STATE HOLDS ON TO ADVANCE 🔥
The Tigers defeat Montana State in OT for a face-off against (1) Purdue 👏
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“Hilton Colosseum with Jack Trice’s seating capacity”
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I have decided to decommit from Casey’s due to regressing quality and practices. I will now be taking my talents to Kwik Start. No further questions at this time please
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Basketball predictions (bookmark my shit)
-Tre King takes a leap; averages 12+ ppg
- Iowa State goes undefeated in non-conference
- ISU makes it to the second weekend in the tourney
- Tamin Lipsey outplays Dajuan Harris
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After the title game will Iowa bitch about SC or go back to the fair catch call?
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Let’s start a dialogue.
Iowa State has a deeper rooted rivalry with Nebraska than Iowa does.
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Average attendance at Carver Hawkeye arena
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The “Iowa State” goes HARD🔥
"You shifty, dog. You gonna be nice, my boy."
@nyjets
first-round draft pick
@WILL_JUN1OR
is already making an impression. 💯
Watch
#HardKnocks
on
@StreamOnMax
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I don’t give a PISS bout NOTHIN but the CLONES
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BREAKING: Iowa’s WBB coach Lisa Bluder is being investigated for tampering with referees after last nights West Virginia game, per source.
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Is it just me or has Farmageddon really heated up the last year or so? I don’t remember it ever being this hostile
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ISU would be top 10 if we allowed alcohol sales in Jack Trice btw
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One of the best to ever do it. A culture changer. Someone I’d want my kids to look up to. David Carr🫡
✍
@Carrchamp
signing off from Hilton.
David Carr finishes his career with a 67-0 dual record!
🌪🚨🌪
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Getting Chick-fil-A before work and through the drive through window I see fucking Omaha Biliew ordering at the counter
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“Rocco aint on this
Rocco ain’t on that
ISU going 0-12”
SHUT THE FUCK UP
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If you’re a top team in the nation and you’re not scared of coming to Hilton, then you’re lying to yourself
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Sources are saying Iowa State is an everything school
List drops to just 12 who qualified for the MBB/WBB Tourney and played a D1 Football postseason game:
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If you’re going home on Saturday instead of going to the game you can use that extra time to fill out transfer papers to the University of Iowa
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Thanks for 900 followers. You’re all porn bots but I appreciate you
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Imagine IZB on this team man
If you could take any recent alum, and put them back on your favorite team, who are you going with?
I’ll start:
RJ Cole gets one more season with the Huskies.
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Can’t wait to get my stomach pumped there after pounding 20 beers and 7 shots at the tailgate
Introducing the first tenant in CYTown, McFarland Clinic! The development of
@mcfarlandclinic
will start Summer 2024!
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Since 2017:
Cincy:
8-13 against P5 opponents
P5 win % 38.1
52-15 against non P5
Non P5 win % 77.6
ISU:
37-36 against P5 opponents
P5 win % 50.7
12-2 against non P5
Non P5 win % 85.7
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Your schools refusal to win national championships is sincerely insane
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So does this mean story county doesn’t want to arrest Osun Osunniyi anymore?
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“IoWa StAtE dOeSnT wIn NaTtYs”
Get owned by facts liberals
In an unprecedented event, Alabama and Iowa State have *tied* and will both share the 2024 National Championship for NASA lunar rovers.
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