Zachary
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Parody | Go Pokes | OSU alum x2 | My personal opinions do not reflect those of my alma mater
︎The Heartland
Joined December 2019
Get the camera crews in Stillwater. Start filming the 30 for 30. This complete overhaul and bounce back is about to be cinema.
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My 6A high school team scrimmaged a Big 12 Woman's team over Xmas break and won 80-14.
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Michael Jordan is a good basketball player but we really don't know how good he was because he didn't play against the SEC.
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Yes. I tell him his opinions suck. He tells me mine suck. Then we go play pickup basketball together. Stop canceling normal people.
Are you friends with a liberal?.
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Telling my grandkids OU stormed the field because they became bowl eligible.
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This is great, man. Back up Jeanty all you want, but don't take your anger out on this kid who works his ass off and does everything right.
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I wanted to vote for RFK. Trump's conviction led me to vote for him. Him being shot makes me proud to vote for him.
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"Texas absolutely dominated Arizona State in their double overtime game"
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I've never seen a fanbase, in any sport, undeservingly elevate themselves like Texas A&M football fans. "Here at A&M, we compete for championships.".You do? I've never seen A&M get close to a title in my life. "Everyone knows the environment in College Station is next-level.".
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July 4th, 2016.
outside of 9/11, what's a major historical event you lived through that you’ll never forget where you were when it happened?
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In NCAA 25, I'm taking over the Oklahoma Sooners and running that program into the ground. Downsizing the stadium, relocating to El Reno, OK, blowing the NIL budget on Sonic shakes, and donating Natty trophies to charity.
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Stop making me shit on Women's hoops. Just enjoy it without comparing them to men, because it's bizarre.
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Still think TCU is pranking us because why the hell would they abandon these?
Close-ups of the new Big 12 uniforms for 2024. West Virginia, Baylor, TCU, and Texas Tech all got new threads
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SEC devours each other: "Whoa- this conference is deeper than we thought!". Big 12 devours each other: "Whoa- this conference is worse than we thought!".
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Gordon Ramsey is a good chef but if he ever went up against an SEC chef he would get destroyed.
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Indiana and SMU both went 11-1. SMU earned a spot in their conference title game while Indiana didn't. SMU will get left out if they lose, while Indiana gets to go to the Playoff. This needs fixing.
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@BarstoolBigCat What is this?. If Oklahoma goes blue, I will post a picture of my balls, reveal my social security number, drive my truck into a lake while blasting Free Bird, and move to Afghanistan.
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@derrico_henrio Because black people don't know how to get IDs, or at least that's what I've been told by particular people of a particular party.
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10-2 doesn't get you in the conference championship because CONFERENCES ARE TOO DAMM BIG NOW. We can't even call them conference anymore. They're more like TV groupings.
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@FOS @byajperez This is exactly how any conversation would go if you decide to not show up for 2 weeks to any job, ever. Good on Lane. Teaching this kid a life lesson.
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I saw someone say the gap between the NFL and SEC sint as large as rhe gap between the SEC and other conferences. Guys. SEC obsession is an illness.
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Is pardoning your entire family 10 minutes before you leave office suspicious?.
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They may have run the PAC 12. then they started playing BIG 12 teams.
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Time to say it. The fact the BigXII only got one team in, and a second team was never even close to being considered is a fucking joke. A joke.
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I believe 2 things:. -Indiana is not that good. -Indiana deserved their playoff spot.
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@bigbussylips_v4 Exactly. Anyone growing playing school ball, at some point you share the court with women and you see the disparity. What's hilarious is some people online need convincing.
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Texas beat our ass so bad I have their fight song stuck in my head.
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Famous donors in CFB. Missouri: Walton family.Oklahoma: Toby Keith.Oregon: Phil Knight.Oklahoma State: T. Boone Pickens.Texas A&M: The Taliban.Florida: Gary Condron.
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Georgia's INSANE 2023 schedule🔥. They have to play. -a RANKED opponent🥵🥶.-FOUR road games🤯🚛👀.-they have to cross THREE combined state borders all season😱🚶♂️. Can the Bulldogs silence the doubters?
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We're going to have a lot of fun. You might see 10 different teams win the conference over the next 10 years - no league has ever been able to say that. This is America's conference.
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@supersaad44 This isn't a tomboy, it's just a southern woman who grew up with an involved father, you yuppie.
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BREAKING: Bryson Barnes is seeking partial ownership of the NFL team that drafts him.
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Saturday, September 28th. Bill Snyder Family Stadium in Manhattan, KS📍 . 2 teams with little to gain, but EVERYTHING to lose. Loser will be unranked and out of the Big 12 and CFP race. We bring you. the ANXIETY BOWL
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You know what, I'm not buying it anymore. The game is going to suck anyway, and this unrealistic screenshot just proves that EA doesnt know ball. @EASPORTS just lost a customer.
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It's so funny to see the SEC collude to collect all the biggest brands in football and hoarde all the money, then cry because it makes playing the football games hard.
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@TMcgoats23986 Right now? Yes. "Ever" gets iffy because there was a time when players couldn't even dribble with their non dominant hand lol.
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Don't worry UCF, y'all can bounce b- oh dear. Welcome to Big XII basketball.
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Remember when Desmond Howard said "Why are we even talking about this game" in regards to BYU vs. ASU? On live TV to blatantly disrespect the Big XII?. You saw why yesterday, you stupid fucking skinny ass little otter.
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Watching Avery Johnson is like. -Awful pass.-Great run.-Awful pass.-Amazing throw on run that can't be taught.-Awful pass.-Amazing pass, one of the vest you've ever seen.-Awful pass.
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Everyone on here is treating me like a Make-A-Wish kid because I'm an Oklahoma State fan.
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We don't talk about Donald W. Reynolds Razorback Stadium enough. This place is gorgeous.
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I don't think OU can fire Venables with how good this defense is. This is like a nation's best level defense. They just need their offense to keep them off the field more.
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Well, it's our last day as conference mates, forever. TEXAS, it's been real. I wouldn't say we get along, but at times we've shared a bond through our mutual hatred. We always get hyped up to play the flagship representing the Football State of America. Seems like every game
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When you show up to your first Big 12 game and the stadium is full
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TV revenue nerds are making me defend OU and Texas and I don't like it. But since we're here now, I'll say the Red River Shootout just showed up to the SEC and it's already the biggest rivalry in that conference. Do with those facts what you will.
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@Reese10Angel "Everybody who disagrees with me is stupid/wrong/selfish". Most voters are moderate, good people on both sides.
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Name something more pathetic than bringing your personal golf clubs to Top Golf.
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Out-of-conference records. There is no Power 2. There is a big gap in revenue and only a miniscule gap in competitiveness.
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Arkansas may have the best fans I've ever interacted with, and it looks like y'all have Cam Newton Jr. on your team. Good luck this season. We'll see y'all in Fayetville in 2027!
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Where are the kids' parents asking the donors to put $400k in an index fund instead of spending it on a supercar?.
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SEC teams when it's time to play real football games instead of hypothetical games
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Sources tell me Kansas will NOT be in NCAA 25. EA Sports' qualifying criteria states featured teams must have at least 44 wins since George Bush was president. The Jayhawks failed to meet that mark.
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Oklahoma State fan reactions when the team goes. 7-5: Is it time to fire Gundy?. 8-4: We gotta be better. Need things to click. 9-3: We're a dark horse CFP next year. 10-2: We're the most underrated program in the country. A quiet giant. 11-1: I fucking hate Iowa State.
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I voted for the protection of our liberty of free speech. I voted for NOT flooding the housing market with money. I voted for secure borders
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I accidentally saw the burrito picture. What the fuck. Seriously. What the fuck. That shit pissed me off.
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"SMU shouldn't be in because they have no wins vs. current Top 25, they have 2 losses, and they lost their conference championship!"
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We've seen a shift in the NBA. Teams who draft and develop their own players and prioritize depth, are succeeding. (OKC, DEN, MIN). Superteams who add a few big names and then a bunch of minimum contracts, are failing. (LAL, PHX, previous BKN).
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Do people actually forget that TCU actually won a fucking playoff game
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Can't tell you how many times I saw people say "Arizona and Utah are clearly a step ahead of the Big 12.". Welcome. I'm excited for the new teams but also excited about shutting up the naysayers.
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Why haven't we played Arkansas in 44 years? Our campuses are 3 hours apart. Excited for this Week 2 matchup.
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Tune in for next week's SHIT BOWL!. Oklahoma State's leftover 3rd strings from last season vs. Iowa State's non-gamblers.
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Think OSU has a small fan base? Watch the Big XII title game. I guarantee the entire stadium will be orange. We are America's team.
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Oh the University of Kansas is trending, nice! I wonder what's going o- WHOA WHAT THE F***.
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If your entire state knows who your state superintendent is, the fucker is doing too much.
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Hey guys, if it takes 30 minutes to review a play, maybe it's not obvious enough to overturn it.
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If Oklahoma State loses to BYU on Friday, I will not shove a burrito up my ass.
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People use the term "civil war" so loosely. Have y'all ever talked to someone who's been in a war? Have you ever had a family member who's seen combat?. Stfu. We are not close to a civil war and nobody wants one. Nobody wants one. You don't want one.
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Imagine being located between these 2 schools but having the worst mountain views. #UtahHateWeek. (I wish Oklahoma had mountains)
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