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space cadet 🫡 house head

Charlotte, NC
Joined March 2011
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
4 months
Getting older doesn’t mean bendering less it means bendering smarter
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@cadetcoll
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8 months
Went on a couple dates with a guy and wasn’t feeling it so asked the gc how I should let this sweet innocent man down and this is what one of my friends said ?? She’s not wrong but damn 😭
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
6 months
MY CULTURE IS NOT YOUR COSTUME 🗣️
@alexaselecta
ALEXA
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Oh no frat boys have discovered pashminas
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
6 months
I lost my wallet but found a perfectly good bottle of poppers in the bathroom. The universe was like ur a dumbass but ur also fun here u go
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
8 months
Don’t invite me to afters unless these 2 things are guaranteed
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
8 months
@hooodrichgab It’s not but this is coming from a friend who does not rave at all so was definitely somewhat backhanded lmfao ☠️
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
7 months
If anyone ever asks if my homemade edibles work I’m showing them this
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
3 months
DJing my first set in public at a dive bar next week for a friends bday (7pm time slot). Send song suggestions that aren’t mainstream but that the normies wont hate 🤓
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
7 months
Still can’t get over the bitch who was clacking her fan incessantly and off beat to the point where I felt the need to drop a hint and let her know it was overstimulating and hurts my ears (swear I was nice) but she just did it harder and right in my face 🫠 #BanClackers
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
8 months
@emmooses God forbid a bitch hits her penjamin or pops a shroom cap!!
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
7 months
Don’t care about guest list anymore, I just want to see if the DJ will wave back at me
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
8 months
@Mojo___jojo___ This is fr tho bc when he asked what my hobbies are I said baking edibles and learning to dj 😭
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
6 months
Really embraced my inner cadet this weekend
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
7 months
Are we fkn w the 2c eye shadow
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
6 months
Didn’t hear a single fan clacker at @expertsonly Caverns this weekend and that’s how you know the vibes were A++
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
7 months
Who got this ID 🗣️ help
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
10 months
If you don’t Then you dont want me at my: deserve me at my:
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
11 months
Versace Versace Versace (butterscotch)
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
6 months
Twitter IRL !! @carleypero
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
9 months
The real Dukes Shady
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
11 months
I told her about Mathew Perry’s death she said “that’s how I want to go: ketamine in a hot tub” 😭
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
4 months
@sawdywut I beg to differ. Getting fucked up 4 days in a row is a bender to me. God forbid a bitch sleeps
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
7 months
The iPhoto reels are so funny for what the music is fkn senddding me ☠️
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
8 months
@hooodrichgab ***She does drugs tho
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
6 months
I’m afraid the post-cave blues will last forever bc this was one of the happiest, silliest, most fulfilling weekends ever 🥲
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
6 months
Found an old gummy edible while packing for Vegas and was like hm this can’t be that potent anymore, right? Well let me tell u
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
10 months
Would u say we’re approachable?
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
6 months
Tussi pink nail slay for caverns 🥰
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
9 months
Something to take the edge off (virgin Shirley temple)
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
7 months
My son looking dapper asf on this fine Easter Sunday 😤
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
8 months
Did poppers write this
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
7 months
Fan clackers are the highest form of attention seekers. I’m so sorry ur mom and dad didn’t pay attention to u as a child
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
7 months
I don’t EVER want to hear @Tyre_94 talk shit about house music again
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
9 months
How many poppers could a popper pop if a popper could pop poppers
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
8 months
Do u ever stretch sooo good and hard it feels like u just did a whippet
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
7 months
Just posted a thirst trap on the gram cus that’s what Jesus would have wanted
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
7 months
This square microwave tray that only jiggles back and forth and not around in a circle is the most unsettling thing I’ve ever seen
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
6 years
Bitches be like “praying for my second home to make it through this hurricane!” as they sneak in one last bikini pic of the summer for likes on Instagram
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
6 months
The river is already green why do they dye it
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
5 months
This must feel so good to both the card and the card reader
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
8 months
This came with my wristband and I feel like putting it on your luggage is just begging to “randomly” searched lol
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
8 months
This is me when I’m on a walk and smell someone smoking weed
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
7 months
Happy birthday to my funniest bestie @givebigmamakiss life would be so utterly boring without you (allegedly) 🩷
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
8 months
Strategizing for mmw guest list
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
10 months
Why am I just now noticing the P in raspberry I don’t feel like that’s been there but ok
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
8 months
Biggest ick = men who wear their sweatshirts around their waist
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
7 months
Still laughing thinking about how in Miami the door lady to a show was checking my bag, pulled out my poppers, looked at them then looked at me and I said “it’s just nail polish remover” and she put them back 😭
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
9 months
I don’t even give dudes a fair chance on hinge anymore I look at one pic and am like would my friends bully him in the gc and swipe based on that
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
9 months
Good morning texts 🥰
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
6 months
Vegas 😍😍😍
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
7 months
I love texting guys things like this so they have to read it in their head and sound super fruity🤭
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
7 months
Sprinting through MIA in this state only to miss my flight was not how I was hoping to cap this bender 🫠
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
6 months
Loling so hard at Rachel rn, she got kicked out of the day club we were at so went back to our hotel pool & she straight up told the bouncer “I was kicked out of the last club can I come in here /:” and they said no & she was so offended like why you tattle on yourself bitch 😭
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
8 months
We did it Joe
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
5 months
Obviously had to get the Poppers
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
10 months
Ok maybe not
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
11 months
Me before I got contacts 2 weeks ago and I’m happy to say that I think it has decreased my RBF quite a bit 😇 (I am still thinking bitchy thoughts tho, trust)
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
10 months
Two years in a row now they got me doing manual labor on family vacation smh
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
10 months
No friend group will ever have as much fun as mine I’m telling u
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
9 months
Now who the fuck is going to choose to walk around with their pits smelling like peanut butter 🤨
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
7 months
2 c the beauty in everything
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
7 months
Save me Shirley temple and mozzarella sticks save me
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
10 months
This is me on k
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
9 months
I’m putting decks up there and switching out that heinous light fixture for a disco ball
@RealEstateMaxi
Alan Corey | Atlanta Real Estate Expert
10 months
One of my least-liked design elements of suburban design is this inaccessible landing I see in foyers. Any creative solutions for "staging" it out there?
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
9 months
⁦⁦ @LaytonGiordani ⁩ cooked and I ate that shit UP
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
7 months
Wook flu is really crazy cus I spent the last 2 days down horrendous, thinking I actually caught something, then got 12 hours of sleep last night and feel ready for another bender today lol
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
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Adult happy meal ¨̮
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
10 months
Dj Coconutz coming to a house party near you
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C🪩lleen
10 months
This one second place ig
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C🪩lleen
10 months
Drop the most iconic photo of u. Haven’t taken a harder pic since
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
7 months
The most @givebigmamakiss bday celebration ever was had with a bender in Miami and Taco Bell cheesy potato cake 🥰
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
9 months
I’m stoned and just tried to say armed robbery but said robbed armery. There should be a word for what that kind of mix up cus I be doin it
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
10 months
This is what life’s all about
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
11 months
Just parallel parked on the first try. Women in stem!! 😮‍💨
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
8 months
The fact that you can’t order poppers on Gopuff is bullshit
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
6 years
Wanted to try out a pickup line on @bumble so i asked 3 guys “r u a mushroom?” & waited for them to say “no” to which I’d reply “o cus u seem like a fungi” but then none of them responded & i forgot about it so now i just seem fuckin weird for asking if they’re a mushroom
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
7 months
Alli Jo has been thinking Keinemusik is pronounced Kelon Musk and hasn’t been telling about it cus she knew that wasn’t how you pronounced it ☠️
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
9 months
If you are a DJ can you please remix “all night long” by Lionel Richie
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
10 months
Morning spread
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C🪩lleen
8 months
Hot girl rot >>> hot girl walk
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
9 months
Happy birthday @Tyre_94 Twitter luvs u
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
4 months
I just told alli jo I was conceived at a dude ranch and she goes “i know” and I was like idt I’ve told you that before and she said “I mean I didn’t know but I know” ?? What’s that supposed to mean !
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
7 months
Just actually started crying listening to Black Coffee thinking about how in a little over a month I’ll be at his set in Chicago surrounded by my best friends celebrating my birthday (it could still be the comedown hitting tho lol)
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C🪩lleen
8 months
Cute things I saw this weekend 🥰 signs are all around us ✨
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6 months
Slayton slaying in the cave 💅🏼 @LaytonGiordani
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C🪩lleen
4 months
@carleypero Uhhh why you hide the face card I know that was the best part
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C🪩lleen
6 months
I could never be a celeb cus I would truly come for ever troll in my comments ☠️ these MFs so sensitive!!
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6 months
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
6 years
Mollie Tibbetts killed by an illegal immigrant=all immigrants are bad. Close the borders. White men committing more mass shootings than any other group=isolated incidents based on mental instability. Thoughts n prayers. Not the guns fault. Bitch, you’re a damn hypocrite.
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Candace Owens
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Mollie Tibbits was killed by an illegal immigrant. There will be ZERO outrage from Democrats and the spineless celebrities who march to their orders because they need open borders for votes. How many more AMERICAN lives is the left willing to sacrifice for elections?
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
9 months
You ever find an absolute banger on Spotify and see it has less than 50k streams and want to just shout it from the rooftops like everyone should hear this!!
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C🪩lleen
7 months
I think this is because crushes, by default, are never reciprocated 😃😃😃
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gail
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having a crush is truly soooooo dehumanizing
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C🪩lleen
10 months
Thank god for the ick. I take it very seriously. You do or say one wrong thing and there is no coming back from that w me. Once you give me the ick you can bet I have seen the light for good 🙏🏼
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
7 months
Finding our insta cart shopper and throwing hands bc wtf is this
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C🪩lleen
6 months
Proud to announce alli Jo has come out of her 2c hole!! She’s so brave I knew she could do it
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C🪩lleen
10 months
Me at the car dealership all by myself this weekend
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
6 months
I FOUND MY WALLET so the universe does just wants me to have fun 🤪
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
6 months
There is not a single attractive man in Vegas idk why anyone is worried about their girl having a bachelorette here lol
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
10 months
First meal of the year inspired by @givebigmamakiss
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
4 months
Girl this ain’t a flex 😭😭
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@cadetcoll
C🪩lleen
11 months
DMs are open, inquire today!
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