Ron Seyb Profile
Ron Seyb

@RonaldPSeyb

Followers
349
Following
9K
Statuses
8K

Politics, Pop Culture, and Puerile Palaver

Ballston Spa, NY
Joined November 2011
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@RonaldPSeyb
Ron Seyb
@RonaldPSeyb
15 hours
The next Disney Princess will be dressed by bluebirds each morning and be able to drive a manual transmission.
0
0
0
@RonaldPSeyb
Ron Seyb
@RonaldPSeyb
15 hours
@MadHatterMommy It turns out that my back is a quite good guest on a late night chat show.
0
0
0
@RonaldPSeyb
Ron Seyb
@RonaldPSeyb
15 hours
@Syrup_Tishus Make sure to watch that orientation film “Bridesmaids” before you launch this idea.
0
0
1
@RonaldPSeyb
Ron Seyb
@RonaldPSeyb
16 hours
@drhingram Finances are on a clown… I mean sound footing.
0
0
1
@RonaldPSeyb
Ron Seyb
@RonaldPSeyb
16 hours
@Birdeckler That’s a lot of parental permission slips.
0
0
1
@RonaldPSeyb
Ron Seyb
@RonaldPSeyb
16 hours
@traciebreaux “My moon, my man, my Gold Balm Medicated Powder.”
0
0
1
@RonaldPSeyb
Ron Seyb
@RonaldPSeyb
16 hours
@nayele18maybe “Just one forceps per customer, Jerry.”
0
0
0
@RonaldPSeyb
Ron Seyb
@RonaldPSeyb
16 hours
@NotTodayEric Satan’s true spawn.
0
0
1
@RonaldPSeyb
Ron Seyb
@RonaldPSeyb
16 hours
@DothTheDoth Captain Nemo has found land!
0
0
0
@RonaldPSeyb
Ron Seyb
@RonaldPSeyb
16 hours
@Ann_Hedonia1 Though I would prefer not to die on that hill that has eyes.
0
0
0
@RonaldPSeyb
Ron Seyb
@RonaldPSeyb
16 hours
@difficultpatty Every middle school kid’s spirit animal is “Deodorant.”
0
0
0
@RonaldPSeyb
Ron Seyb
@RonaldPSeyb
16 hours
@allholls The ruling from the bench is “irrelevant, argumentative, and leading the witness.”
0
0
2
@RonaldPSeyb
Ron Seyb
@RonaldPSeyb
16 hours
@deloisivete “Quantum Leap into Biscuits”
0
0
2
@RonaldPSeyb
Ron Seyb
@RonaldPSeyb
16 hours
@Lottie_Poppie Your statements are not awkward. It is the translation into Finnish that always adds the awkwardness.
0
0
0
@RonaldPSeyb
Ron Seyb
@RonaldPSeyb
17 hours
@Mrs_JParker Still perplexed that it wasn’t “Freebyrd.”
1
0
1
@RonaldPSeyb
Ron Seyb
@RonaldPSeyb
2 days
@drhingram A torpedo that is truly “damned.”
0
0
0
@RonaldPSeyb
Ron Seyb
@RonaldPSeyb
2 days
@TheNostalgicCo So that’s what a fanny pack is for.
0
0
0
@RonaldPSeyb
Ron Seyb
@RonaldPSeyb
2 days
@awfulannouncing Delco tenacity always ensures that the gamers will persevere through adversity.
0
0
0
@RonaldPSeyb
Ron Seyb
@RonaldPSeyb
2 days
@KenniMiddleton Can then brand it as “The Crying Game.”
0
0
0
@RonaldPSeyb
Ron Seyb
@RonaldPSeyb
2 days
@RYGdance Microwaves don’t have watts. Their electrical untis are “Totino’s.”
1
0
1