Me: <Face ID attempt> Phone: “Who the F are you?” Me: <sprinkles sleep crust across eyelids, pulls 27 frizzy strands out of bun, executes quadruple chin> Phone: “Oh it’s you, come on in”

@JamtaayKa 😂😂

@mmncycle Too much effort

@RonaldPSeyb

@thefunnytweeter Thank you for sharing!

RT @ddsmidt: The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversati…

RT @kryzazzy: Me: This song always makes me so sad also me: play it again

@HannahDrought Can’t be caught in a no napkin crisis

@ericamorecambe Ugh yes

RT @IHideFromMyKids: Are you having a good day or did the person doing your eyebrows confirm that you’re also doing your chin and upper lip…

@LeighAnn_heil BOA clearly is a sponsor of that GPS system lol

@crickettcakj Exactly

@JamtaayKa

@Teebsnh3

@WinnipegGirl

@JayTorch1031

@SeinfeldScholar