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I don't take any of this nonsense too seriously. Here's a link to my tweets: https://t.co/GSnadPOMAS

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The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.
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Curiosity can make a person do strange things, like zoom in on Kanye’s new girlfriend’s outfit.
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RT @Shot_Of_Cabo: I still got it, I just use it less often.
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RT @Bob_Janke: I really have to stop reading replies
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RT @beautyispain88: Life works best when we trust the journey and let things unfold naturally.
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RT @Birdhumms: People need to be told that they are worthy and loved because sadly sometimes they forget.
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RT @mistrustme1: Words have power. Words strung together in the perfect string can change the fabric of existence.
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RT @mistrustme1: I found hope at the end of the road and I saved you a seat
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RT @ddsmidt: Sorry I didn’t answer the phone when you called. My dog was on my lap and we needed some together time.
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RT @Marcmywords2: A Tweet so offensive, Trump appoints you Political Correctness Czar.
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RT @MomOnFire: “Wow, it’s like every single member of my family is clinically insane,” I said, and then a cold chill ran up my spine…
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RT @Shot_Of_Cabo: I have my people. You have your people. Fuck you and your people.
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RT @Marcmywords2: Good Morning Champions Of The Arrogant Internet
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RT @MichealElliott: "You're not going to believe any of this shit." ~ 1st sentence of my Autobiography
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RT @stephie_lark: I need to sit Twitter down and explain why we do not want to import my contacts.
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RT @stephie_lark: I'm drinking wine so I'm about to get really funny but only to me.
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RT @Heaterhotusus: Me: My face has been twitching for 3 days on one side. WebMD: You hate people.
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RT @Cornjerker78: Shut up! You’re ruining my confusion
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RT @_indica_sky: hey (with the intention of hugging you until your whole nervous system resets)
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RT @CunniLinguist77: I’m that psychopath who listens to absolutely no music while driving.
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RT @UKWildcatgal: I have all this energy, but none of it seems directed at cleaning house.
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