Cabo 🍳🇺🇸
@Shot_Of_Cabo
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Enough of the bullshit. Read me and weep: https://t.co/cRMbpKHqJR
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Joined December 2009
I have my people. You have your people. Fuck you and your people.
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RT @XOSchitzo_EXT: "If you ain't shitting, get off the pot" is a phrase you will not hear coming from a weed dealer.
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RT @Marcmywords2: Super Bowl Party Tips: By counting calories in Roman Numerals, you can put a lot more food on your plate
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Grilled whole sea bass over hardwood coal. Cilantro lime rice. Garlic butter sauce.
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RT @TheBoydP: Can’t, I’m in big trouble with the wife. I defrosted the frozen pizza before I put it in the oven.
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I guess they couldn't have Aaron Rodgers and Aaron Glenn. It would get too confusing on an easily confused roster.
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If you're looking for denouement, I have one very important thing to tell you.
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To lighten the mood, when I go down on a woman for the first time, I ask her if she's supplementing with Omega-3s.
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RT @Willie1derful: Gonna work “Sometimes it’s about the Johnny and Joe’s and not the X’s and O’s.” into as many conversations as possible t…
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RT @MelDutchie: Someone just texted me a 👍🏻 after a sincere message so I’m guessing I still got it.
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