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@RobertJ_96
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5 months
@ElijahSchaffer That is sad though you're doing the exact same thing as him, but cuz Halle Bailey doesn't have an illness and/or personal connection to you it's ok for you to ridicule her looks publicly without consequence?
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@MetroUK "They moved very quickly" *literally just stand on the spot waving their arms*
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@NFFC Strange I thought Gary Neville said the club had no other option than to whinge or shut up
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@collateral2OO4 "my girl maxine had quite the brat summer"
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@RealEmirHan This is fucking criminal
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@SkyFootball Alright. Just alright. One lucky kick isn't gunna make me feel otherwise.
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@iAhmedzQ @ayeejuju No sex scenes in that episode and if it was a straight couple you'd have no issues, get over your prejudices lad
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@big_business_ Ridley Scott just standing there like
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@FilmUpdates That's why she's the GOAT and has a greater legacy in comedy than Seinfeld who'd rather groom a minor, make a shitty vanity project about pop tarts then laugh at dead kids in Palestine
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@burritoprophet I think it's more that she's from the Marlon Brando school of treating acting like any other job but one that they happen to be naturally gifted at
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@indianloonie They divorced soon after. Duchovny the OG homewrecker
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@DiscussingFilm Just cuz everyone on social media went hysterical over some weird outcast drinking cum from a bathtub doesn't make it Oscar worthy
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@ThaAkashDeep @lordsnow81 Oh yeah cuz JK Simmons Gordon is so iconic
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@RobertJ_96
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@Kable_10 @CultureCrave @totalfilm He then goes to say he wrote the colour scenes in the first person i.e. a more personal account from Oppenheimer's point of view, whereas the black and white scenes will be viewed as from the third person, so other people looking in i.e. more cold and factual
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@RobertJ_96
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@jessecrall Well I mean yeah, you watch Tarantino because it's Tarantino and Scorsese because it's Scorsese. Incidentally Spielberg portrayed Nazis as pantomime villains in Indiana Jones but as inhuman monsters in Schindler's List, but both depictions work in the context that it's given
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@RobertJ_96
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@DiscussingFilm This isn't the flex this thinks it is, when you see how much older movies have utilised the same effect but way cheaper and faster
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@piersmorgan Well she could still be a racist but that doesn't mean they wish for her to die
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@StolenDans Her son when directing
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@RobertJ_96
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@StokeyyG2 Cuz you can't see Cucurella either
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@EylonALevy Because the Irish were fucked over by the British too and forced to concede some of their territory in an arbitary decision that was out of their hands as well, learn your history
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@AltHistCody "Maybe we did" *cuts to montage of kids dressed in Darth Vader costume and comic book stores filled with Star Wars memorabilia before he closes his eyes in horror*
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@NoodleHairCR7 "Portugal Ronaldo > Argentina Messi"??? World Cup is bigger than the Euros dude, did they not teach you that at school? also Messi won a trophy at Inter Miami within a month of joining and unlike Ronaldo's weren't for a friendly tournament either 😭
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@JakeSucky @Jamomile You can make up whatever shit you like doesn't mean it's true
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@jbromovies Being a fan doesn't mean liking everything that IP puts out unconditionally, especially when the latest show or movie is so far removed from the essence of the original product
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@BeardedGenius Reminds me when I went to the Winter Wonderland at Clacton Pier and it was just a reindeer in a small pen hyperventilating
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@MetroUK What are you even doing there? You standing there in a black leather trench coat taking notes of everyone having a good time at a music festival to take back to HQ?
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@the_Bradster007 She went to the Tommy Wiseau school of acting
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@StokeyyG2 and cuz he's disabled she can't make a complaint well played
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9 months
@chockietee @ayeejuju Someone will comment "I'll never forget how this song was playing in the bar at the time I met my to-be wife. Whenever we heard it on the radio we'd giggle and have a little dance around the house. She died last year of aggressive pancreatic cancer. RIP Belinda" to fucking WAP
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@OTerrifying The jellyfish be like
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4 months
@interesting_aIl It's the most pointless too. There's no real cause for it, lack of build up, is just ignored by the main characters and amounts to nothing, compared to when the helicopter destroys the Aston Martin then crashes into the Skyfall Manor which is so much more impactful
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@Koizey_ @kirawontmiss He's literally the real-life version of this guy
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@CraigCo48780204 @BritisherPaz49 Heard he "playfully" had underage sex later
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@markgoldbridge Use the right angles Mark
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@jbromovies The split second pause and look away after everyone concurs with Oppenheimer suggesting arms talks before immediately looking to get the upper hand again by bringing up the H-Bomb
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@MelonieMac I mean it's literally only you and your simps that consider it a meme or think that anyone who isn't laughing at him must be "glorifying" him instead. Stop mocking mental illness and suicide first?
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@TheCinesthetic Said it once I'll say it again (Saw and Hannibal are a close joint second)
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@PhysicalMedia_ @dxsloparr @phase_runner Did you have your eyes closed while watching?
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@Variety John Mulaney being funnier in 11 seconds than Jimmy Kimmel in 3 hours
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@evvss_ That girl just saw Jacob Elordi and thought case closed
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@DanelBenNamer Sorry I'm still thinking about the genocide part
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@cagiago_ When Bin Laden accomplishes 9/11
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@MoeSquare The guy writing that
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@cyberplain @weirddalle He was a womaniser irl & it showed how passionately involved they were (which had repercussions in other parts of his life) otherwise you'd think they were just good friends & nothing special. Also the ONE frame of her looking into the camera was from the perspective of the wife
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@RatiodMate69 @jimmylubetron That's just what someone who doesn't like women would say
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@Srirachachau The human race to pandas when they first started conservation programmes: "HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!"
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@piersmorgan Wasn't clear that's why they allowed it to stand, and Havertz is still on the pitch so it's gone both ways tonight
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@ATRightMovies Ralph Fiennes in Schindler's List. He's terrifyingly authentic, cold, inhuman, unhinged, insecure and he lost to... Tommy Lee Jones in The Fugitive 🙄 not saying Jones is bad like he knows the assignment and The Fugitive is a great thriller but he's just a caricature really
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@LingoUnbound Tied with George Lucas
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@piersmorgan I wonder if there's been anyone in history who's been as intrusive in another family's affairs as Piers Morgan has been to the Royals
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@cosmic_marvel @Cryptic4KQual How tf does the magnitude of doing a thing or claiming accountability for it make you gain abilities? I work a 9-5 office job but you don't see me shooting webs out my butthole as a result
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@kennyroysgrammy Bros before hoes, maybe?
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@WandasAttorney Yeah muting people doesn't mean you've won the argument pal, just means you're incapable of accepting anyone else's opinion but your own
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@wiwaonly The way he shakes Fraser's, McConaughey's and Cage's hand was so wholesome 🥹
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@RollingStone This is such a lazily written, poorly researched article, "By 1996, he (Francis Ford Coppola) was reduced to taking work-for-hire directing jobs like Jack" he literally made Jack in-between Bram Stoker's Dracula and The Rainmaker, two of his greatest movies bar his 70's run
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@markgoldbridge It's little more than a shove which is a yellow at best and you have to stop using examples from last season under different circumstances. Maybe the refs are just letting more go now 🤷‍♂️
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@girlsonfillm "What are you, some kind of The Bear or something?" 👌
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@McR1B69 When I see Richard Linklater next time
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@CultureCrave The Paramount admin after posting that
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@TheSun Source: "trust me bro"
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@DiscussingFilm He saw Dial Of Destiny and didn't want it to be his lasting legacy
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@ShadowTodd It also forces you to suspend disbelief that Barry Keoghan (as a random antisocial student with not the most conventional good looks) is so captivating and enigmatic and dependable that he can successfully oust an entire wealthy family of their estate in no time at all
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@axelthfc After Palace beat Villa today that means you literally blew your chances of UCL football in the City game 😭 but no keep accepting mediocrity and being the stooge of the Premier League cuz you denied Arsenal a 4th title win 👏
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@TelegraphRoyals @AllisonPearson Translation: know your place peasants, Kate's back to show you working class cancer sufferers how it's done
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@CinemaTweets1 Comparing Angela Bassett in Black Panther: Wakanda Forever to Al Pacino in The Godfather Part II is more unforgivable imo Ralph Fiennes in Schindler's List losing out to Tommy Lee Jones in The Fugitive is a way bigger injustice
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@Joey7Barton Is this you just yesterday saying racism must be challenged and emploring people not to give into race wars? Can't even practice what you preach for 24 hours
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@esjesjesj Selective racism, story of Elon's tenure as Twitter owner
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@piersmorgan Bit of a stretch mate even by your standards... you just focus on your prize cash cow doctoring photos as a cover for William's infidelity and Kate's death
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@coopercooperco Adam Sandler in Punch Drunk Love vibes
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@Joey7Barton I mean, she's not saying anything that a LOT of male commentators don't already say
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@movieboy69 Nolan literally flipped it
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@Independent Fucking hell Kate's body is still warm 😭
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@obrien_jonathan Tbf you can't expect a Man City fan to know anything about football before 2008
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@markgoldbridge The last one was literally one of the best ever, and winter's pretty depressing so watching the best of the best play in sunnier climes lifts your spirits
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@n_w_ccfc Put pineapple on a pizza
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@NoContextBrits Didn't realise WW2 was us against India as well
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@UnitedStandMUFC @markgoldbridge Funny thing is nobody remembers Man Utd winning the Carabao Cup but everyone remembers Newcastle beating them 2-0 at St. James' Park, and if it isn't that big of a deal why pass comment on it? 🤷‍♂️
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@WandasAttorney Maybe most people are just in agreement that the movie is poor quality and they don't have to like the same things you do
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@AlbicelesteTalk @PauDybala_JR I'll never forget Dybala's tackle on Mbappe when he was just about to get the shot off at the end of the final. He didn't have much to do all tournament but he made a difference in a crucial moment
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@piersmorgan If Havertz doesn't get a red then nor should Guimaraes
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@PSGINT1 Flexing your homophobia ain't a good look my guy
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@BodegaaCat Turns out he fathered a 3rd family with Southgate too
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@DeFiGav @Gurnery_ "He targets a particular minority in the UK" yeah, that's racism
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@nodrectionhome If my sources are accurate they poke fun at that in the movie which is awesome, most people just view Jada as the real villain in all this anyway
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@Bonesdrawstuff The greatest homage to that era by one of the greats of modern cinema
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@Telegraph How many people did you ask, your nan and her mates?
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@SkyFootball This arrogance in their own mediocrity is why we churn out the performances we do. They can't handle criticism however justified, and being in the right place at the right time when we were literally SECONDS from losing the game doesn't change anything. 2 hours of my life wasted.
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@SkyNews This is terrible. I hope you show the Israeli internment camps holding innocent Palestinians too 🙏
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@BenMFreeman I don't need to believe Hamas, I believe what my eyes see
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@HLTCO Me watching the video:
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@joshtenet So there's a reason why the movie comes over that way too (I love it but the ending did feel rushed)
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@Joey7Barton But if she was fit you'd totally shag a girl 20 years your junior fresh out her teens? Nice one mate, stay classy 👍
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@kendallhosseini and Dunkirk
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@NoodleHairCR7 and this is what Ronaldo fans see in theirs
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@MtStHelensWA @CyberMikeOG Rainier's just been edging all this time
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