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8 years
fuck
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@Riparian_Reids
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3 years
@CORPSE roses are red corpse is online
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3 years
uhh @CORPSE ? I think your new song gave me a virus??
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@Riparian_Reids
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3 years
full circle ⭕🌙
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@Riparian_Reids
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1 month
wtf ?
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@Riparian_Reids
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3 years
hey @Corpse_Husband is this what you wanted?
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@Riparian_Reids
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3 months
every single playthrough I get those cute little spider eggs in act 1. and every single playthrough I forget about them until someone mind controls my character and the first thing they do is throw those spider eggs. and every single time I yell "MY SPIDERS"as they're instakilled
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@Riparian_Reids
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"stop hating on modded tavs!! ugh people in the bg3 fandom specifically are so mean ://" y'all do realize that ppl have been modding white female characters to be absurdly&generically attractive in skimpy armor since the dawn of time, right? anyway i think of this video fondly
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@Riparian_Reids
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3 months
I fucking love women
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@Riparian_Reids
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4 years
it's what corpse deserves
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@Riparian_Reids
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24 days
Halsin demanding Minthara leave in the datamined lines is not out of character, & in fact brings MORE depth to his character with the moral complexity. People who are glad it's not in the game are weak & are part of the reason Larian doesn't commit to interesting plot decisions.
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@Riparian_Reids
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3 months
being mean to minsc is so fun because you literally can NOT bully him. he's immune.
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@Riparian_Reids
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1 month
how are you, an elf, straight. get it together.
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@Riparian_Reids
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3 years
@CORPSE take as much time as u need love ily2
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@Riparian_Reids
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2 months
shadowheart would've been so much more interesting if they'd actually made her a werewolf but shar made her forget
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@Riparian_Reids
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3 months
I love cosplayers
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@Riparian_Reids
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4 years
@Corpse_Husband i see you haven't liked anything in a little bit i hope this means you're in bed sleeping 🔪
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@Riparian_Reids
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3 years
#DAYWALKER 🔨🔨🦇🤪‼️
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@Riparian_Reids
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3 years
TW // r slur - - @Corpse_Husband @CORPSE can you please address this video from 2017 on mamamax's channel where you said the r slur (timestamp roughly 1:23, mamamax says it shortly before then)
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@Riparian_Reids
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2 months
no one hates dragon age more than the people who love dragon age
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@Riparian_Reids
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5 months
astarion unfortunately hits every possible criteria that could influence me getting weird about a character -morally iffy but cares deeply about friends/partners -is funny -pretty -seemingly shallow but has a lot of depth -relatable trauma -*limp wrist emoji* -vampire -elf -ugly
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@Riparian_Reids
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4 months
can I say something controversial. in my mind every single astarion origin playthrough is inherently non-canon compliant bc that man is not leading anyone fresh off the naughtiloid
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@Riparian_Reids
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4 months
i think everyone should take time to read all the party banter, if not listen to it, bc i really feel like i'm starting to understand the characters more from it. anyway, thread of wyll being cute in party banter🧵
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@Riparian_Reids
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3 years
when you're faceless but wanna show off your full set of corpse merch
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@Riparian_Reids
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3 months
Im so fucking obsessed with this cazador cosplayer
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@Riparian_Reids
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4 years
@Valkyrae just stare into the camera not saying anything for 2 hours i'll watch the whole thing
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@Riparian_Reids
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4 months
This is the funniest development. He's described as handsome because the writer didn't know what he looked like, implying that he would've been described differently if he had. Mr. John Corcoran if you would've still described him the same please don't correct me I'm begging.
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@Riparian_Reids
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3 years
corpse is just constantly this kid
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@Riparian_Reids
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3 years
a story in 4 parts THANK YOU @Corpse_Husband THE MERCH IS 👌👌👌👌
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@Riparian_Reids
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4 months
we're reaching levels of hag never before seen by humanity
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@Riparian_Reids
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3 months
btw this withers mod goes off i fear
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@Riparian_Reids
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3 years
@lyresystem @ClosbyMM It's also transphobic, implying that trans men aren't actually men. also, important to note that on all the pages about mlm attraction they don't have nearly as much of this (most I've seen is it stopping at attraction to trans fem people, but that's a wide range of genders)
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3 months
"I'm finally free" he says while looking like this
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3 months
i need everyone to read up on volo lore because he's the funniest fucking creature
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2 months
i'll never get over this rant he goes on during the confession scene, it just makes everything cazador did to him that much worse
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3 years
Thread summarizing the main points from Rae's stream regarding RFLCT. I'm just going to include the facts about the company and her involvement in it below. I'll update this as the stream goes on.
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@Riparian_Reids
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3 months
nothing is as lovingly animated in the game as this
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4 months
@dmbakura yeah I feel like he'd be dramatic and mourn for a while and then he'd act like an annoying npc who talks about his dead partner unprompted
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3 months
okay that's it. shut down the blog.
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4 months
@storb0t Ah yes. The level 8 god Myrkul. I have killed him.
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3 months
His jewel encrusted ballsack? That costs 7007 souls, darling.
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2 months
convinced the emp intentionally triggered y'all turning briefly in act 1 to try and get you to trust him
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26 days
weak and pathetic
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6 months
everyone's like "AA making you get on your knees in public is insane" but then there's this one which has the same vibes as two teenagers going at it in the hall between class i think all that says is that astarion is way too into PDA
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@Riparian_Reids
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2 months
@selunareclipse my favorite part of that quest is when he vaguely says not to go down there bc "ansur is just a myth" instead of confessing that he eviscerated his dragon boyfriend
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@Riparian_Reids
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4 years
the apple of his eye.......
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3 months
gender affirming surgery via 7007 soul sacrifice (getting a cool outfit for a party six months in the future)
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3 years
bestie just say you want streams i'm on it
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3 months
never going to get over this I fear
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every time i think about him too hard i genuinely start tearing up
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@Riparian_Reids
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3 years
not to worry everyone, i got this
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4 months
@ghoulbrainz [someone talking about something that has nothing to do with gnomes] Astarion: gnomes aren't ppl btw in case you were wondering
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6 months
@akayaceattorney the game is SO casually queer. the first time I played it I was just so...astonished by it?? just all the background queer characters everywhere was so nice.
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@Riparian_Reids
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5 months
Bibbstarian? Astibble? Bibblestarian? Idk I did my part
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Astarion is Bibble
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3 months
hey this uh, makes karlach's whole soul coin eating thing even more iffy what the fuck
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4 years
@Corpse_Husband GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP DON'T LIKE MY POST
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3 years
a phone background version! free to use, just don't repost without credit :)
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3 years
@CORPSE exactly corpse u get it
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@SamanthaBeart damn can't believe you're out here being a homewrecker
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2 months
I mean this so genuinely I think some of y'all should just play dating sims
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3 years
@seultoki the traveler: wow, i'm spending this nice little festival with all my friends :) it's so much fun! I love the fireworks. meanwhile, in inazuma:
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@Valkyrae @Corpse_Husband valkyrae leading corpse's simp army to tell him to sleep
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i think instead of dadstarion disk horse we should talk about mom lae'zel and dad wyll bc those at least we have canon answers for and they're both cute as shit
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4 months
good god they're so annoying
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3 years
@CORPSENOIR this is evil
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@Corpse_Husband oh we get a red heart this time 🥺
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3 years
@CORPSE spotify with hot demon bitches rn
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@emmalangevin WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO THEM???
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@bellicastle bold of you to assume wyll would be on mizora's merch
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Mr @peterparkTV when you get a reply from @bbitchbekah which face do u make this is important
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3 years
so the man wears eyeliner, those rings, those clothes, has that personality, and he's afraid we'll think he's ugly? who hurt him I'm gonna get them
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4 years
@Valkyrae i mean you actively tried to make things better by making the village, it's not your fault that other people are being assholes
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@Corpse_Husband thank you for doing that and the q&a on your alt the other day. love that you share shit with us and I know doing things like that can be physically tough for you :)
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6 months
pretty boy
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I think....the EA fangs mod fixed Astarion's Grinch face. The price I pay for sharper teeth.
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@CORPSE it's always cat girls. what about us cat boys.
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3 years
can someone tell me who this is
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@L3ONIARA he's whatever this is
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wyll and astarion
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Hey y'all, Trans Day of Visibility is coming up on 3/31! If you're in corpsetwt and trans/nbi, post a selfie/anecdote with #transcorpsetwt (as well as #/TDOV if you want!) I also have a fundraiser for the Trans Law Center, please link it when you post!
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sir @corpse , i have a counter offer
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@CORPSE_alt corpse please post audio of your thoughts while you're high after getting them out
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WAIT
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3 years
jokes aside i'm genuinely happy corpse is comfortable enough to show off a tattoo online, even if it's one he can easily hide in public
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3 years
sometimes u just have to listen to never satisfied on repeat so you don't commit a murder
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why is THIS the first tattoo of corpse's we've seen
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3 years
since my coworkers won't be able to appreciate my outfit today..
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@CORPSE why do i have literally 3 memes already made for this exact situation
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@candlekeeps they're actively declawing my Astarion right now
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@figeeenaccalmie close enough
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@ghoulbrainz his past relationships with men and the cell that contains his victims (which was mostly men) weren't loud enough I suppose
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4 years
CORPSE DEEP THROAT THE MIC I WANT TO HEAR YOU AT FULL BLAST
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why is the idea of corpse working as, idk, a cashier before blowing up so funny to me
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stop loey gave corpse her old switch that's so cute
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