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Does that one karlach origin line where she fantasizes about having her hand up a skirt make anyone else’s chest hurt
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put them in a room together. then put me in the room also. shut the door. don’t open it again no matter what you hear
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cleaning out my screenshot folder. do you guys wanna see karlach shirtless
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war is over
how it feels waiting for someone to make the Orin armor compatible with the type 3 body
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Love the diversity of coping skills in bg3 companions. For example Wyll internalizes everything deeming himself deserving of suffering while karlach and astarion are on the other side of camp doing this
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The characters aren’t owned by larian anymore? Here’s my merch predictions:
- coloring book that doesn’t have wyll in it
- hoodie that looks like Astarion’s doublet
- scratch plushie
- shadowheart themed leggings
- all the wyll shirts have mizora on them too
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i’ve said it once i’ll say it again. no character trope will ever hit as hard as "i have every reason to hate the world and watch it burn, but i will choose to love instead. every time i will choose to love."
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karlach would not say “I can see your nipples through your shirt” she hasn’t seen a boob in 10 years her eyes would fill with wistful tears. THEN she’d probably say something like oi you’re gonna poke my eye out
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shadowheart was really in act 1 with a rubix cube a glass of wine and no memories except that she hates githyanki
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called him mother cuntress last night and Jackie let out the most disappointed sigh
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I think VAs being over involved has been mostly negative for the community but I will say laezels VA sharing her growing relationship to ranch dressing has been so good it almost outweighs everyone else
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Sorry for the miscommunication Alex but I was actually talking about her getting ME pregnant
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astarion pfps: arguing about weird fanart for the 46th day in a row
gale pfps: why ur wrong about gale thread 🧵
karlach fans:
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karlach romance analysis as someone thats done it approximately 5 times
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“demon” did mizora make this post? act 1 wyll?
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My craziest day on bg3twt was when I tweeted about karlach getting me pregnant so people said the engine makes her body too hot for her to be pregnant so I had to clarify i meant ME so then people said her body temp is too high for her sperm to be viable
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I hate when the male bg3 companions hit on my girl tavs like you wait til I’m playing a man like god intended
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Why can’t bg3 fans ever laugh at themselves like it’s kinda funny that 70% of ppl think their white elf with that one buns with braids hairstyle can change astarion
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These replies r why karlachs face got changed btw
As games become more realistic, our beauty standards can broaden to include characters like Dame Aylin
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seen this post too many times go go gadget datamined head
i need to know how larian studios managed to make every woman in baldur’s gate 3 so damn perfect
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she lost her parents so young zariel got her so young she should’ve been at the club and playing and frolicking and having fun and even after saving the world she still has to go back to avernus yet she’s still so shamelessly sweet
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return to avernus dlc with zariel as the main villain/final boss so we can finally see her archcuntress design in 3d reading documents about the tragedy of her fall to the hells and the parallels between her descent to what she did to karlach mhm
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may I offer
GOD I LOVE LIVING WEAPONS, I LOVE CHARACTERS THAT HAVE AN IDENTITY BASED AROUND PERFORMING A PURPOSE, I LOVE IT WHEN THEY BREAK FREE OF THEIR ESTABLISHED PURPOSE AND CAN FIND THEIR HUMANITY, I LOVE FREE WILL I LOVE FREE WILL I LOVE FREE WILL
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I think if u were durgemancing karlach and ur approval was low upon the gortash reveal she should dump you
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me watching karlach struggle to keep her hands to herself playing out a young adulthood that was stolen from her all while her imminent death looms in the date scene for the millionth time
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karlach isn’t even as butch as people can handle before they start getting scared they’re already scared have you seen the dress fanart
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- official art print of astarion that causes 4 days worth of discourse
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I like ascendant (I DO NOT THINK IT IS HIS GOOD ENDING OR ROMANTIC OR ASPIRATIONAL DONT VAGUE ME IM A LESBIAN LESTAT FAN) and I love internet drama so i respect the hustle of that tweet. it’s like throwing a molotov into bg3twt
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average vamp ascendant enjoyer: and then my tav is his dark consort and immortal bride
my tav and his ascended astarion:
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The only thing more satisfying than finally seeing in depth karlach discussion is other people realizing how many loose ends are left in her story/how many things are brought up and subsequently dropped pretty transparently bc she was written last and in a time crunch
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Gale: you know this cheese is very popular in waterdeep and pairs excellently with-
karlach fucking up some salami she found on a dead guy:
Good morning I want Gale to prepare a charcuterie board for everyone and then infodump about the types of cheeses the meats the fruit the wine the notes of flavour in the wine and everyone is NOT listening
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everyone says bg3twt is so divided but notice how hard every single person ignores the illithid karlach ending
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I like astarion being drawn/depicted as scary or uncanny particularly precanon. like he’s so beautiful in the corner of some tavern but under bright lantern light his eyes are just a bit too bright his teeth and nails look so much sharper than they did a moment before… yeah
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I have to stop checking my replies why are people trying to debunk karlachs sperm to me
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- official collab with a fanartist with a problematic past so everyone argues over whether or not it’s okay to buy the shirt
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Straight up jorking it
enough bad characterization on the tl what's the most in-character thing ur fave has ever done
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You are using customizable origin mods to make astarion look like an anime character I am using it to give karlach bush we are not the same
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Hotfix 18 gonna be like
Fixed an issue where karlach couldn’t touch people without repairing her engine first
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irrevocably queer character that’s nonwhite and gnc (by mainstream game standards) having a small but deeply emotionally invested fanbase isn’t that big of surprise and that’s why karlach nation should be able to get a little rude occasionally
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I got cooked on here for 3 business days for saying this fandom treats karlach like a side character in her own story to prioritize a male merchant npc so to be lumped in with “oh ur just saying u always hated him now bc his VA” is crazy
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It’s actually blatant mischaracterization to think karlachs pullout game is anything but terrible
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I wish durgelach could be as interesting as durgestarion but alas if durge tried to do anything toxic yuri hannibal finale style she’d just scruff them like a cat
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bg3 fandom is very… every male npc actually has a rich interior life not touched on by the game EXCEPT! for wyll he’s underwritten and therefore must be ignored even tho fandom is all about taking a thread and making a quilt
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Not enough jokes about the one sided rivalry mizora had with karlach bc she was jealous of how much zariel liked her 10 years of seething so much she was like WYLL! SEIZE HER! for literally no reason
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Strangers speculated on my womb’s fireproof capabilities. What karlach and I do is private
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everybody else shut up
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Perhaps I’m too optimistic but I think if more people had played early access (yes I understand that’s not possible for console exclusive players) more dense people would Get how blatantly wyll was disregarded. so much removed without being replaced with anything else
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I’m gonna get cancelled for calling her a lesbian in like 6 months round two let’s GOOOOOO
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Saying that wyll was “old enough” to understand mizora was offering him a bad deal therefore he’s not a victim is like saying karlach age 20 something was too old to end up in avernus so she can’t be mad abt the engine do people hear themselves
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while wyll does deserve more in game content, that’s never been a barrier to entry for white characters. y’all are subbing to a patreon for the camera mod to compose essays on Astarion’s off screen animations, u could explore wylls dialogue. u just don’t want to
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The constant astarion characterization bickering is proof that if a male character acts shitty bc of trauma there will always be people who are incapable of seeing them as anything but perfect precious sweet angel babies bc of it and sand all the edges down
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One thing that’s always driven me crazy about rapunzel dolls is how most of them never have this like long sleeve part of her dress like is it just a budget constraint? it’s one of my fav things about her look
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You fools don’t you realize that those romance statistics are gonna be cited by astarionwives on how he’s actually so unpopular and underrated the discourse can only get worse from here
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how it feels being invested in the toxic avernus yuri between karlach and her offscreen cambion “friend” that exists only in a handful of lines
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Does that one karlach origin line where she fantasizes about having her hand up a skirt make anyone else’s chest hurt
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Backshots from karlach and u can hear the infernal engine rattling around like coins in a can >>>> 💯 💯 🔛🔝
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> karlach has a line abt how after avernus the sight of flowers can make her cry
> make a karlachmancer named after a flower bc of it
> profit
Ok so tell me about y’all’s Tavs/Durges in the sense of how you came up with them! 👀 Ex: Sarabhi is based off of my first ever Skyrim character that I fleshed out more.
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my first proper mh restyle 😵💫 dressing anything smaller than a rh always intimidates me bc my hands r so shaky
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That 300 year old emotionally unavailable vampire elf will not save you. That 34 year old tiefling will though
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that one last light inn interaction that was like
karlach: tieflings have to grow up fast but just bc I looked cool in avernus doesn’t mean it was right be smarter than me kid
wyll: *trying not to throw up* the blade of frontiers is cool too
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I think people would have an easier time accepting the no dlc if the upper city hadn’t been cut. Like I agree finishing a game with post release content sucks but I don’t understand not putting all that $ from the success into the thing u couldn’t finish bc of $
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before engaging in reboot discourse remember that if a time portal opened and they met each other they’d be friends
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spawn vs ascension is actually about the cyclical nature of abuse but don’t worry guys now that we’ve won all these awards and praise for such a great arc we will make tav smile big while the remains of the man they once loved grabs them and kisses them coldly
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Just really need to bite down on this section right here and shake my head like a dog destroying a toy
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I know I’m kicking the hornets nest here again but I don’t think it’s homophobic stereotyping for gay people to see a leather wearing cigar smoking axe wielding female character and say she’s a lesbian
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