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π»π΄ constitutionally incapable of shutting up, incredibly normal abt batman || he 20 white || dc milestone trek || proship/batcest FUCKOFF || @T4Tstephcass
occupied turtle island
Joined October 2020
the gfm for my friend ahmed and his family is stagnating AGAIN. they still need help even if you'd rather not think about it. only THREE donos came in this week--can YOU match one of them?
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well it sure isn't revolution i can already tell you that much.
yeah, we have not yet even begun to process what weβre in the midst of
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californioomfs PLEASE mask up. everyone needs to but cali especially bc this is what the cdc's wastewater map for h5 detection looks like rn
H5 bird flu virus levels in Los Angeles County wastewater increased dramatically, reaching a new high of 87.62, up from 26.72.
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getting queerbaited by tom king is like losing chess to a dog who can't stop talking about his CIA job destabilizing & decimating southwest asia but if You bring it up he gets really mad and writes an issue where wonder woman comforts a soldier who dropkicked an iraqi schoolchild.
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hi, new to green arrow, can anyone tell me what's wrong with him
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what's the most horrendously out of character thing your fave has ever said/done at the hands of a writer who does not understand them.
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bucky βif you donβt want me to flirt with your sister then Iβll flirt with youβ barnes.
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enough bad characterization on the tl what's the most in-character thing ur fave has ever done.
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sorry i'm still not over this. gonna start saying batman wayne etc.
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we're all gonna fucking die if this is supposed to be The Great Awakening bc half the people in this video are gonna be praying to their luigi mangione photocard as fascism kicks down the front door & the other half will see it coming and offer to let it crash on the couch.
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someone should write sth abt the gravity of mortality being stripped away by casual resurrection. superhero watches some guy have a stroke and die in the grocery store and catches themself waiting for the uno reverse.
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semi-regular reminder that 616 joaquΓn torres is an undocumented immigrant and the MCU turned him into a fucking air force soldier, which is not unrelated to the fact that they refuse to remove the zionist propaganda mascot from from this movie.
Here's the first official look at Joaquin Torres' Falcon suit in CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD! Full photo:
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a challenger has arisen for the eve barlow free parking throne
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gonna start using this as a reaction pic whenever bruce wayne does something i don't like
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the focus has shifted off the deed & onto how much people want to boink this one guy. there was real momentum before the jailhouse photoshoots and the digging through his goodreads & i don't believe it's lost entirely or forever but you're kidding yourself if you think this is it.
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i do not think we as a society will truly recover until jason todd orders milk at a bar again
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more than 50,000 aboriginal people live inside that little line you drew and i'd imagine they all want you to leave them the fuck alone.
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digustingly worded survey questions but IMPORTANTLY lie and tell them you're a moderate. they don't care about the opinions of anyone left of center.
US Senate is conducting an outreach survey about pressing issues including a ceasefire, funding for Isnotreal, and the TikTok ban. Please fill it out and share β¬οΈβ¬οΈβ¬οΈ.
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in another life jason todd is one of those stem students on ao3 banging out 200k word literary masterpieces with zero intention of pursuing any sort of authorial career.
if jason todd ever was to enter college, he shouldnt be an english major, he should go to med school. and IF he did get a major on a language it should be spanish, chinese or arabic
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tom king:.
oh no your fav got mischaracterized? . poor thing . in 2001 on september 11th I witnessed two airplanes fly directly into the world trade center,.
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the man who joined the cia and helped plan the iraq invasion after 9/11 is now writing a comic with 9/11 as the inciting incident oh we are about to witness levels of projection and cope never before seen.
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she's from isntreal AND she works for the us govt lord that's like a settler colonial double whammy.
Shira Haas is still playing Ruth/Sabra in βCAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLDβ. She will be a member of the U.S. Government. (via
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it's time.
gonna start using this as a reaction pic whenever bruce wayne does something i don't like
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okay so like j know what conclusion /iβm/ drawing from this but what did they Want us to think.
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POV you are abt to witness the most horrendous mischaracterization to the point where you wonder if youβve even been reading the same comics as the author (you have not. they do not read comics. their source material is gratuitous whump on ao3 and 10 second tiktok skits)
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mumbling "batman could do this" under my breath as i prepare to walk for 90 minutes in the rain at a sub-40 temperature (5 ish celsius?).
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the noise of anguish i just made timothy look at me this isn't you
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honestly wasian jason todd is almost more of an interpretation than a headcanon when bruce legitimately considered lady shiva as a possibility for his birth mother
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like idk how else to say this but dc using wayne family adventures as the "beginner friendly entryway" to comics is like raising a baby entirely on applesauce and chicken broth and then one day handing them a raw potato just assuming they know how to chew.
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i will never be able to take jason todd seriously Not when iβve watched that absolute loser refer to himself as daddy in the third person
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idc if βsebastian stanβ is βallergicβ to βcats.β give me alpine in the mcu or give me death.
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tom king helped plan the 2003 invasion of iraq and was an active participant in the occupation for years. he called it "the greatest honor of [his] life" & said that he "very much enjoyed the job.". that man could be the next shakespeare and i'd still fucking hate his guts.
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i should start collecting the panels where tim and jason beat the shit out of eachother
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damian needs to become what his parents before him could not: a licensed medical practitioner.
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idrc abt knockoff powerscaling but Whose goddamn white baby is that.
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things my brother asked me while reading nightwing (1996):.- why is dick a cop.- how much longer is he going to be a cop.- when do dickbabs break up.- why is he still a cop.- how many more issues until he quits the force.- is chuck dixon the one that made him join the police.
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Dick Grayson and Hush will reportedly appear in #TheBatmanPartTwo . Filming is eyeing to begin Summer 2024 . (@DanielRPK)
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isn't this wonder woman and that one boyfriend she had. fuck i don't remember his name. it's not trevor noah.
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is tom king physically capable of writing a comic without turning to the camera to ask the audience if it's okay that he maybe probably did war crimes in iraq and afghanistan.
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βgo to hellβ is basic. boring. uninspired. βi hope former U.S. president ronald reagan ends up in your top 20 characters on locgβ is smart. itβs terrifying. itβs possible. it happened to me.
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me with dc comics.
fanfiction isnt enough i need to write the show.
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i want dan mora batman to [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [LONGER REDACTED] [UNSUITABLE TO APPEAR IN PRINT]
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this is what it looks like to me when people have beef with damian wayne al ghul
"damian is evil damian is mean damian is-" DAMIAN IS A LITTLE BOY WHO LIKES TO DRAW AND HANG OUT WITH HIS FRIENDS. HE LIKES ANIMALS AND WANTS TO MAKE HIS MOM AND DAD PROUD. KEEP HIS NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. .
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dad bod superman was a soft launch btw i actually think clark kent should be fat
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βWomen in this franchise arenβt pitted against each other,β Hayley Atwell notes of #MissionImpossible, adding, βItβs a false assumption that thatβs how it has to be. that mindset is not a creative act.β
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john constantine dreams neither of being a girldad nor a boydad but a secret third thing (radioactive sealdad)
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pre-modern joker is good bc his violence is ultimately in service of comedy. modern joker sucks so bad bc the killing joke reversed it & he never recovered. cruelty is the goal, humor reduced to an aesthetic. they hollowed out the clown and gave his face to a mass shooter.
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@daddysenpai222u i feel like i see "coquette" increasingly used as like. white woman proto-fascist cottagecore, which is heavily tied to white supremacy's preferred body type? is my best guess.
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i can't support the "chaotic batkids SHOCK the justice league" fics. the premise is flawed. nothing the batkids do could ever unnerve j'onn, not after years of putting up with booster and beetle, who are objectively more insufferable by every reasonable standard, said with love.
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BRO??? πππ if theyβre not threatening arkham community service anymore then iβm going to the store i donβt give a shit
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rip bruce wayne he's not dead but he will be when i'm done with him.
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"dc can't put babs back in the wheelchair it would be cruel to take away her legs at this point" well she's currently being deprived of the opportunity to pop a sick wheelie whenever her heart desires which i would argue is worse.
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tim & jason brotherisms enthusiasts want what they have so bad and they will never have it
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it's so easy being a batman multishipper bc most of his romances are tragic and doomed and infinitely more interesting in the past tense. he is the most divorceable man alive.
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this made me laugh so hard i cried like bruce and jason really cannot have a normal conversation in a normal place
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batman and bruce are both masks in the way that gender is performative
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gotham war could've been SO GOOD if zdarsky cared about any of the batkids other than tim
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@TSnorkal he was literally like 50% of the CIA's iraq invasion strategy night shift but most of the discourse i see on him is whether or not he's a good writer like how is that even a consideration at this point. why do we care.
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canon jack & janet: i love you but i donβt know how to communicate that in a way u can understand. fanon jack & janet: the six year old with the physique of a victorian chimneysweep didnβt want to carry a suitcase full of rocks. time to lock him in a closet with ten thousand rats.
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you are automatically disqualified from having an opinion on this if you mix up romani with the people who held them in brutal chattel slavery for 500+ years.
God forbid they draw a white character to look white. And before you sayβ¦. Romanians are white
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society if comics would quit randomly showing jason todd in a bar or drinking.
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@AvengerCovin1 i once read an academic article which referred to frank miller's batman as "hard-boiled" which. yeah.
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i spoke to god and they told me that jason todd runs a gotham supercrime updates account
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for the sake of my sanity i will no longer be thinking about batman 138. instead:
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tim beefing with jason is infinitely more hilarious than them having any sort of positive rapport could ever be. "whatever, see you around" "maybe i'll let lady shiva kill me so it doesn't have to come to that" likee
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN CASS DIES AND THIS IS WHAT SHE SEES?? π³οΈβπ????? π³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβπ??????????
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@MrRatboyjr find your local food not bombs chapter, do political prisoner support with the anarchist black cross, wear a mask to protect the health of your disabled comrades & resist the surveillance state, ask the unhoused people in your area what they need help with, form a tenant's union.
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also reminder that jason ends up in a universe where bruce actually DID kill the joker and also every other major villain & this is what happens
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nobody snitch but iβm planning a heist (breaking into the DC editorial office to plant this on the desk)
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