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listen it’s not my fault that all of Durge’s dialogue lines make for perfect pintrest girlboss inspo!!! I simply had to do something about it
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imagine hearing all about your man’s actual goddess ex and feeling super insecure, getting ready for a Jolene situation….then seeing her and realizing that’s literally just Jessica
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I wanted to see what happened if I did the Gauntlet of Shar entirely without Shadowheart…and well, I DID find out!!!
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nothing is funnier in combat than ✨ lol no ✨
what’re your favourite spells in bg3? mine are fireball, misty step, and dimension door !
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incredible that after the Act 3 Toxic Yaoi reveal, Ansur says “Balduran I Am Going To Fucking Kill You” and the emperor is like “damn that’s crazy” and fucks back off to the prism instead of helping you
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idk I hope they bring this note back in patch 7 🤞🤞🤞
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just got this letter from her at the epilogue party :/
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@Riparian_Reids
the emperor, watching you walk into a temple full of statues of himself: noooooo don’t discover the draconic skeleton of my dead lover you’re so sexy aha
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Minthara making lunch for Lae’zel vs Minthara making lunch for Shadowheart
the way minthara treats lae’zel versus shadowheart is just SO funny to me by the way
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bard son or sharess’ caress daughter
can we tweet like we are in baldurs gate please
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@feyrunes
the thin brows, the nude lip, I KNOW she’s wearing a halter top and flared jeans!!!
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running to 8 so fast I twist my ankle and immediately have to be destroyed like a racehorse
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@LadyxRivers
all four of my party failed our religion checks at the front door, we were all like “shar who??” 😭😭😭
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@foolerrant
TRUE which is especially rude when you get the opportunity to see other illithid options in combat that are sooo good!! go girl give us nothing!!
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muting notifs now thank you for participating with me
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@bhaalbcbe
oh yes, at that point it is unsustainable, inexcusable, a war crime, I have done nothing to deserve this etc
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yeah Astarion shoots blanks but it’s not because he’s a spawn, it’s because I trapped + neutered + released him as soon as I got off the nautiloid. if you look very closely you can see where I notched his ear. hope this helps 💕
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taking villains and swapping out their dialogue to be romantic and thoughtful, or completely mischaracterizing them to be timid and gentle and docile 🗣️ FAKE 🗣️ VILLAIN 🗣️ FUCKER !!!🗣️
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@feyrunes
I think it should be customary for someone giving birth to have warding bond cast on them by the person that knocked them up. you got me into this mess, the least you can do is take half my labor damage
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those aren’t nether brain quakes in Rivington that’s her 9.9 motherquake on the cvnter scale
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Jaheira please one chance I know you have already had the great love of your life just let me keep your bed warm
which BG3 non-romanceable NPC would you romance?👁️👄👁️
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@FuzzyKrogan
honestly this is like my 5th or 6th run so I might force myself to stick it out to see what the rest of the game looks like!! I’m kinda curious!
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AHSHSGSGSH my partner got me a shirt of my husband 🥰🥰🥰🥰
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been thinking about warding bond a lot lately after my brother revealed that, for his honor mode run, he keeps a cleric hireling in his camp that he casts WB on before every big fight 😭 so he and the party are in combat and this poor hireling is back at camp like “ooouaaaghhh”
@feyrunes
I think it should be customary for someone giving birth to have warding bond cast on them by the person that knocked them up. you got me into this mess, the least you can do is take half my labor damage
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Sceleritas is such a top tier Freaky Little Dude. “Guy Who Is So Twisted That Bad Stuff Is Good To Him” is a guaranteed comedic home run for me every single time, every time he hits me with “your vileness” or whatever I lose it
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at what point do I submit to temptation and make a bg3 priv so I can match my oomfs’ freak full time in the way they deserve
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“making a username is hard”
not if you like bad mashup humor
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@candlekeeps
“Gale gets shit on for being a nerd” my brother in bhaal there are deranged thirst tweets about that man on the DAILY and they are not that hard to find!!!!
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@feyrunes
you’re getting dangerously close to manifesting an LMM rap cover of Raphael’s Final Act
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is it my time…do I join oomfs…
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I am sorry for tweeting lewdly about the wizard. however one person encouraged me and that’s approximately all it takes for me to do anything. thank you for your time.
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Lae’zel with her hair down is something that can actually be so personal,
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@mgcllytrnsfrmd
@MYTADPOLEINBIO
I don’t think that happens to her at all, I think she has a nice time doing something else. maybe she gets her hair cut in a bob to switch it up
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if they ever “””fix””” the glitch where Orin’s hair is red when she turns up at the circus I will throw my computer into the ocean
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the time has come…..the groupchat has inspired me…. I am going to MAKE AN OC with LORE and NOT BE EMBARRASSED ABOUT IT 🗣️🗣️🗣️
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I have decided I want to participate in Online BG3 friendship so yapping and replies are 📈📈📈
do u guys ever like, want to get closer to ur moots but then u feel like replying to their posts might be sudden but dming them feels even stranger... so all u do is like their posts and give the occasional comment... or is that just me
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BABY’S FIRST C0MM 🥺🥺🥺 got this STUNNING portrait of my bard Sadie from
@eversnore
who still has some slots open go get yourself one!!! I love it so much thank you thank you thank you 😭😭😭
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nine-fingers hive rise up
I have a question for BG3 players... which non-romanceable character would you romance if you could? A villain, or a very minor NPC perhaps..? I want to see your "unattainable" blorbos 👀
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didn’t realize pookie had 1 HP going into the Act 2 romance scene and he looks BEAT TO HELL LMAO
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just had to call a man for work reasons who got extremely hostile and rude with me….this wouldn’t happen to me in Menzoberranzan…..
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sorry i was trying to find something and now im trying not to cry at this omfg
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Origin Astarion you are so LUCKY for this Larian please let me be her jester I’ll be so normal
minthara is literally the funniest companion idc about everyone else
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trying to think of an “I had a meal” joke that hasn’t been done yet so I can turn in my contribution before EOD
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last time I fought myrkul on tactician it took me like twelve tries, on this run I got it done first try LET’S GOOOOOOO 🗣️🗣️🗣️
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counterpoint: I would like them to, please!!!
Larian Studios founder Swen Vincke has revealed that the developer isn't planning to release any expansions or DLC for Baldur's Gate 3, nor a Baldur's Gate 4.
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this tweet will self destruct if I get too shy but what’s my vibe?
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🕷️♠️ 🌼🥛 ☔🦄
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smooches to my moots, even BIGGER smooches for my few IRLs who don’t even go here but always hype me up!!!
finding your 3-5 sickos is so important and a true joy of niche fandom corner enjoyment, but so are the friends who aren't even into your Thing but clap & cheer like seals from the sidelines whenever you go nuts for your Thing.... genuinely the MVPs ever I love you
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Gale .025 seconds after the Last Light Inn fight
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fujoing out over Sopranos AU Gale with oomfs. none of these words are in the bible but it doesn’t matter we are COOKING
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doing my homework (completing act 3) so I can get a prize (make new tav)
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I think I should get to have one of these. I would be responsible and do a good job raising it.
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4 games you think are your personal 10/10
Catherine my beloved problematic fave you will always be famous to me
4 games you think are your personal 10/10
I feel a little hesitant saying 10/10 since there's always room for improvement ofc, but I think these are my personal faves. It's so hard to narrow it down to four though!
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huge news for Apple Cash nation, I have finally determined a lore reason for her name:
Her family name is actually “cache” but she spelled it wrong one time and got too embarrassed to correct it so decided to just roll with it forever
if you see this, drop a barbarian 🪓
🍎🪓❤️🔥 A P P L E C A S H❤️🔥🪓🍎
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Shadowheart dragging Gale for saying “my girlfriend goes to another school” AS SHE SHOULD
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can’t believe I’m going to play a nonBG3 game for maybe the first time since September??? happy stardew update day to all that observe
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senior pet (30 years old on bg3 twt)
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@bitchqueensfave
I want to take him to the check out, wait until the cashier starts ringing up the items, and then say “oh wait I forgot to grab something, wait here” and then just leave him there stressing 😭
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what I rationally know everyone on the TL is talking about: mutuals who are interested in Dragon Age
what my brain reads every time I see “da moots”: AYYYYY it’s da freakin moots ova hea 🤌🤌
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how it feels taking Astarion through Arfur’s basement disarming 28362 fireworks traps
Pink the Border Collie absolutely demolishes an agility competition.
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HOW does it feel to live MY dream!!!!!
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perverts rejoice:
@waterdheviant
at what point do I submit to temptation and make a bg3 priv so I can match my oomfs’ freak full time in the way they deserve
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happy Father’s Day to HIM please tell me I am not the only freak around here down bad for Arnell Hallowleaf!!!!
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asked gay oomfs what movie to watch and they say “fifth element” oh I’m sure
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