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Gia | 26 | she/her | larian & fromsoft enjoyer | astarion shirako enthusiast | 🔞 mdni please
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What the fuck, I got a bug where I kicked ascended astarion in the balls and this fucker wont leave my camp
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Lines that make me wish origin runs were voice acted
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This will never stop being the funniest dialogue option to me
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I keep thinking about that random jar with velioth's soul inside. I wish we could do the same with cazador's and shake it up like a snow globe...
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I hope I don't get flayed alive for this but...part of me really hopes that they'll never add the option to hug astarion after stopping the ritual. Imo his whole reaction is about needing space to mentally grapple with the intensity of the entire situation
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"Very reasonable explanation" dawg you tried to gaslight her into thinking it was all a dream
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There's something kinda funny to me about halsin mauling those goblin kids, all children are beautiful under silvanus' eyes unless they're annoying
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Someone leaving your party with low approval past act 1 is so funny to me, like these ppl would rather knowingly risk turning into a squid in a couple days than be within 10ft of you
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Ik the evil route stuff has been talked to death, but kinda wish bg3 had more follow up with wyll/karlach leaving your party for raiding the grove. Finding them as mindflayers stripped of the emperor's protection later on would add an extra layer of guilt I think
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...I have a silly hc that anytime a new companion's recruited, gale always makes a special stew called Lets Beef Friends back at camp...laezel and minthara both told him to kill hims-
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@barcuswoot
No exactly, I think it could have also had the potential to flesh out isobel's presence in camp for act 3 more, instead of having her t-pose by your bed until you fight lorroakan
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No shade but did neil low key fuck up what he was writing in my signing and cover it up with hearts or am i just bad at deciphering his handwriting
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I got bored and made a tier list each companion/camp visitor's thoughts on gale's Lets Beef Friends stew
...I have a silly hc that anytime a new companion's recruited, gale always makes a special stew called Lets Beef Friends back at camp...laezel and minthara both told him to kill hims-
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Fanfics always focus on how cold astarion's hands are but i feel like the ice cold foreskin would be the most uncomfortable part. Like bro hide some firewood in there or something
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He's permanently stuck on the bed snoring on loop???
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Someone at larian really thought, "yea this is what an 8 year old sounds like, you've won the audition man"
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Ik im yapping a lot today but I cant stop thinking about that yt video I saw where never learning about the ritual automatically leads to astarion wanting to free all of the prisoners...
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@storb0t
Seeing a gith without her fucked up pug nose is like seeing an angel without its wings
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@barcuswoot
Thinking abt my absuive ex who told me i didn't understand humor bc i said i didnt like family guy
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@rororomanroy
I remember gale has really contradictory lines on the memory loss too 😭 when he lists the symptoms of ceremophoris in that one camp cutscene he'll include memory loss, but then if durge asks him if memory loss is a symptom he's like nah man you're just tweaking
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It was a very lazy tweet tbh, but the 6,9 makes me smile
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if you ever feel cringe about being an astarion fan one time i woke up out of surgery and started talking about him in a fake british accent to my nurse
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I just remembered how, due to a series of many unfortunate misunderstandings, i thought the introduction to meeting gale was going to be him fucking a bear when I first played the game
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Do you think halsin would ask before eating tav's placenta
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I just woke up froma dream where I unironically tweeted "oh man I hope astarion's gonna pull through I'm so worried about him" and everyone in the replies were supportive like he was a real person
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Am i insane or does he look like a conservative version of halsin
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@Riparian_Reids
No bc i constantly think this i feel like he would sigh and immediately delegate the leader role to someone else
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Not to beat the dead horse or be a hater this early in the morning, but i'll never get over those romance petitions. I think i'd delete my account if that's how larian ever perceived me
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@bhaalsprincess
I dont know anything about programing so i could be wrong, but I think a lot of them are bugs that accidentally arise while adding in the new content from patches/hotfixes
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Not to be a hater bc i love larian but there's something so funny about them bragging that bg3 has a beginning, middle, and end like yea no shit dawg that doesn't mean that it's cohesively polished tho 😭😭😭
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@storb0t
I loved threatening astarion only for him to be like "I lived through servok come down to earth girlie pop :)"
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@candlekeeps
The 4 points of each fang also symbolize 4 out of the 5 points on a little star (while also being a nod to the fact that he's 4'5")
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@barcuswoot
@thicczombie
Messed up that I can't pickpocket him for a refund on the room 😔 it only lets me stab him
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@feysedout
Lol right? Like girl...be more confident with your ackack, say it with your full chest 😤
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@AstarionsWifey
Constantly think about this, same with the extra horrifying details you get about kidnapping the kids on his origin run 🥲
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I think there is something deeply wrong with me bc I first read this as ass cheeks
wait the thought of astarion's cheeks getting rounder and more full and his eyes getting brighter after netherbrain fight is so cute :( i loveeee me some visible happiness on characters
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I'll never forget how my first playthrough I misread the option "roll playfully and offer your neck" during astarion's sex scene as "roleplay offering him neck" and i felt a visceral amount of cringe worse than what i felt when he gave me the speech in the forrest
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@dungeonBGM
God I can only imagine how badly some random studio's going to butcher all of these beloved characters writing wise. I really hope another AAA developer dosesnt partner with WotC to produce it, but I know that's wishful thinking
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I took a nap earlier today and had a dream that my durge had a breakdown bc astarion thought her O+ blood was mid. She wouldn't stop sobbing over how she was "just another cringe universal donor". I think that's just cannon for her now
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Rip the haters cooked him cause they were jealous of his perky belly button
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@barcuswoot
I kinda wonder if he killed isobel in EA because he mistook her for a goblin kid 💔
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@Riparian_Reids
Using ceremorphosis to help decend the testicles tav kicked up into his pelvis
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I just realized that /hj is "half-joking" i always read it h4ndjob but never bothered to google what it actually stands for
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Had a dream i was raised in a bg3 themed orphanage
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This reply made me have a revelation
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will u guys jump me if i admit that i think shadowheart's silver hair is ugly...girl should have put down the bleach...i know the discussion always revolves around her bangs, but the colour's foul imo
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@choidaehoons
In a thousand years, when I've all but forgotten how to love yet again, grinchstarion will flit back into my heart and i'll weep wondering what happened to my ugly love
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@pezzwit_
RIGHT i kinda feel bad because I wouldn't expect a reaction from most games, but I feel like the pull to bg3 (at least for me) came from all of the unique reactivity that you see early on 😭💀 I really hope the next game's more well rounded with that, especially for evil content
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@ghoulbrainz
For sure, and idk if this a cornplatey thing to say, but him being cognisant of how unlikable he is feels pretty baked into his romance for later acts imo when he's surprised that you like him for his personality the more he starts to show glimpses of it to tav
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@lgbtbg3
I could see that! Maybe at camp once the dust settles--I noticed that if you kill cazador without having him in your party that he has an interesting line about needing time for himself to process everything when you tell him that cazador's gone
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Idc about sex mods, but when mods come to console/mod support comes in general I hope someone will make one that lets you cuddle with ur romance partner at night...ngl I was secretly hoping for that back when patch 6 was first teased...
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Idk why but I have an irrational hatred for that little manlet in the grove that says "may you keep balance"...may you balance these hands girl
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@crimzonrite
Oof I remember that and wondered at the time if it would impact whether or not they wanted to maintain a relationship with the company 😔 really sad to see it come to this, but I respect their decision
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For context this was the prompt (there was a character limit so the grammar's bad)
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I wonder how far vampiric regeneration goes, like if i cut out astarion's liver and let scratch chew on it would it grow back
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Not to say smth super obvious, but i feel like w/ the ritual a lot of ppl arent thinking about the implication that the souls are chained to mephistopheles forever whenever i see people justify ascension as a mercy killing for the spawn who are going to have a bad quality of life
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A little valeria wip...the shadow placement's a bit weird rn bc i keep wanting to go in with a 0.3mm mech pencil even tho i only have it in a dark lead type, but learning how to draw wrinkles is fun!
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@thebestastarion
Oh my god yes, I really disliked the music change. My favorite part about the original scene was the nuance that came from him still feeling pain after getting revenge, & that it took time for him to truly feel like he made the best decision. The audio mixing is also rough imo 😭
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I keep seeing some tweets that larian's caving by adding extra writing, but I feel like a lot of these choices are things they've always wanted to add. Ik one of the writers mentioned on the larian discord that there was a lot they wanted to add but they ran out of time/money
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Godddd can you imagine how interesting it would have been if they had recruitable ketheric at camp + the version of halsin that k*lled isobel...it would have made his act 3 presence way more compelling imo
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I love when my team is composed of all ladies + astarion, it's like we all took our grandma out for lunch <3
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In a thousand years, when i've all but forgotten how to love yet again, your thick ass will flick back into my memory and i'll weep. wondering what happened to my fat ass
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ive said it before but i stand by my theory that AA gives you a drop of his blood so the animators didnt have to worry about tav being sensitive to the sun during the ending sequence on the docks
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