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there's just nothing like the sims community
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two trucks swapping vows
two trucks swapping vows
commitment, commitment,
my big vehicular spouse
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forever thinking about "you will destroy everything"
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Not gaped, per se, but left slightly ajar in an elegant way.
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seeing this on tumblr captioned "astarion bg3" literally rewired my brain chemistry. i've been watching it daily for weeks
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did this person get a tattoo of astarion and their tav on day 1. like how has enough time passed for it to fade like that
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YOU'RE LISTENING TO
*pipe organ chord*
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*bats flapping*
VAMPIRE LORD FM
*mirror shatters*
WHERE WE PLAY ONLY THE HOTTEST BEATS TO COMMAND YOUR NOCTURNAL LEGIONS TO
*very slow heartbeat*
THIS AIN'T YOUR SPAWN'S STATION
*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*
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@escuisi
smashing the pod open and he starts screaming like a little girl before realising he isn't burning
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I hope everyone who started playing WoW within the last 10 years understands that there was a period where the most popular warcraft content on any social media was machinima of blood elves rapping
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orpheus' rebels @ non-gith tav: what the fuck why is an istik here
lae'zel: that's oomf 😭
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At the beach - Where the hoes at?
Starry want sucky sucky!
At the beach - Where the hoes at?
Cocky want boing boing!
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@Ricquert
we NEED to mistag enough hardcore bara art that the nerds trying to generate "big breasts huge breasts ecchi elsa frozen disney cleavage" are drowned in huge burly men showing hole
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citizens of stratholme smugly shovelling fistfuls of raw, unprocessed grain down their throats because the plague is a liberal hoax
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the fact that astarion permanently leaves the party if you kick him in the balls is so beautiful. imagine how many in times in 200 years he was kicked in the balls and couldn't do anything about it. literally brings a tear to my eye seeing him finally take control of his own body
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THIS WAS MY "BLACK MAGIC" TRIAL OF STYLE FIT AND I LOST TO A GUY IN HEIRLOOMS COME ON
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@hammerlockr
when you decide to make a dress-up game and you have to actually draw assets for it
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which do you prefer?
The aristocratic elegance of the small breasted man,
OR
The Nietzschean pro-sex, pro-beauty large breasted man?
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if you kill haarlep he should drop a really small key that doesn't open anything but raphael gets really mad if he sees you with it
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if you're in your 20s and feeling like you've already wasted your life please remember that astarion ancunín wasn't even beaten to death until he was 39
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this is the only explanation we've been given for what demon hunters are doing since the end of legion
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If my 6 year old son doesn’t go viral on TikTok he will be reduced to 1 meal per day
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why do the arathi name their children like they're mormons
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@ghoulbrainz
on one hand he loves murder but on the other he's not a fan of organised religion so it's a tough call
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stop drawing female nelfs and draenei smaller than their male human partners you cowards
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starting to regret this fandom tattoo a year later. think I'll get it covered up with an even bigger, flashier fandom tattoo
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shoutout to this person who filled out all the default personality sliders but changed the icons to frogs
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@barcuswoot
frankly gigabrained take on a dude who's arguably more feminine than every single actually female companion you can get in the game
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you have no idea how hard it was to get a screenshot of withers that would actually be detected as a face
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the "the game is dying because of customisation options that i don't like" guys are my favourite brand of WoW doomer. like we survived WoD and you think hair dye will take us down
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POV: you are a female elf in stormwind
Some new AI got recently released and hyped as better than ever.
I gave it a random try and lol, lmao even.
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everybody knows about chromie by now but Folk & Fairytales also has a night elf trans woman as the MC of the "Stones, Moss and Tears" story!!
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one of the hazards of playing on an RP realm is sometimes you enter a building and there's elves hanging out in their underwear in there
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@barcuswoot
there are people who think he was legit into them at that point??? like he literally says later on that the first time he sleeps with tav it's for protection
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someone at blizzard is truly dedicated to cramming even the ittiest bittiest crumbs of gay into the game wherever possible and i salute them
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the vampire guy from baldur's gate 3 when i interrupt him in the middle of introducing himself:
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@barcuswoot
i agree but not because he's a vampire. I think he just had dogshit swimmers even when he was alive
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"dragonflight is full of LGBT propaganda" lol. yeah. hope they keep making it gayer and gayer until you unsub.
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not only did cazador subvert the stereotype of vampires only wanting to feed on virgins, he ensured that each of his victims were freshly fucked immediately before being brought to him. incredibly progressive when you think about it
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hot take: warcraft elves do not have eyebrows. they have whiskers, like a cat, that just happen to be positioned similarly to eyebrows.
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dragons: we use our visage forms to blend in with mortals and put them at ease in our presence
the visage form:
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"tumblr sexyman" is such a nothing phrase now. y'all are using it for characters designed to be hot. you weren't there in the trenches when people wanted to fuck a clock
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if she's your girl then why is it my leitmotif that swells in the background when she talks about her hopes for the future
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I wanted to do more but they rate limited to me. yassed too close to the sun
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2 astarion tattoos in 5 months (presumably even less than that because they had time to regret the 2nd one) is CRAZY
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"we never could've known that neltharion would turn against us" dude he CHOSE those eyebrows
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the best thing blizzard can do with the old sexy mogs is add a toggle so you can use either version regardless of your character gender. if men want to wear the thong and thigh highs version of black mageweave then by god they should be allowed to.
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pov: you have just been sentenced to the gallows for stealing a loaf of bread to feed your starving children
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raphael: dad can i get a pet mortal please please pleaseplea
mephistopheles: ok but you have to feed it and clean up after it
r: fuck yeah!! you're the best!!
[raphael unable to sleep as gortash keeps running in his exercise wheel all night] what the fuck this sucks actually
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@ghoulbrainz
imagine if you could get turned completely unrelated to him and just come back to camp like "hey check it out I'm a vampire too now. oh but like the real deal though not a shitty little spawn. lmao." i'd kill myself on the spot
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@AizelKonArt
he looked great with the stache but I guess they removed it because they only remembered at the last second that elves aren't supposed to be able to grow facial hair 🥲
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HOW have I not seen anybody post about how fucking fine wyll looks in his grand duke threads
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astarion [saw a huge burly man bleeding all over the place and got so hard he got nauseous]: i think i hauve ceremorphosis
not minsc thinking astarion is hematophobic because of his reaction to seeing him bleeding lmao
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pov: a kyrian is about to fly you to the next quest objective
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anyone else get relentlessly bullied through school for being into literally anything only to grow up a bit and get curbstomped by the realisation that none of your insane freak interests were even particularly niche and the kids you grew up with were actually just really boring
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i'm sorry the way y'all were harping on about the BG3 character creator i was expecting way more than 8 premade face options
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love when people talk about WoW playerbase toxicity as a recent phenomenon as if people in 2007 weren't pissing their pants with rage over a child with terminal cancer being given a free mount
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okay i'm going crazy. that post is 6 months old. they also posted this 11 months ago.
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i'm actually incapable of seeing heterochromia in character designs anymore without thinking of
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this is how karlach talks about killing demons
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me sneaking into lord gortash's coronation with a barrel of runepowder up my ass
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roleplay is great because you get to hurt your friends emotionally and then they praise you for it
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patch 7 notes:
- astarion's toes are now more luscious and suckable
- removed erroneous references to a man known as "wyll ravengard"
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@barcuswoot
astarion fans hearing the word "darling": getting a lot of astarion vibes here.....
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saving orphans from a burning building but scoffing and rolling my eyes the whole time so astarion doesn't think i'm being too heroic about it
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@hammerlockr
"i hate that people expect my picrew to have a variety of customisation options" my brother in christ that is the entire point of a picrew
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did my best mockup of what female ogres would look like if they'd been in the game since 2007
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