@womenpostingws
I have a friend who sends dick pics to guys who send unsolicited dick pics. He even dresses his dick up in little ween sweaters. Then says "If you didn't like this, *woman's name* didn't, either. Next time I catch you sending unsolicited dick pics, I'm sending them to your mom."
@crocfanpage
This is the caption from the person who actually made him. He lives in a Facebook group called "Bad Taxidermy," and his Instagram username is oscarmeyerweinercat.
@mcmansionhell
@strawssuu
As an adult, ADHD has absolutely fucked up my memory. I don't remember much from childhood, except some of the traumatic parts. I don't remember a lot of things I need to do, so I can't even do retail jobs right. I still live with my parents because I struggle to care for myself.
@lilaltoid__
My brother is across the country, and he's legit the person I call during panic attacks. I don't think he understands the anxiety disorder very well, but he tries his hardest to get me through them, and he does an amazing job. I love him a lot.
@babblingfringe
@superloafcat
My dad grew up in farmland, and he talks about how people would lock their car doors during zucchini season because you'd come back to a whole basket of zucchini in your front seat.
@GoodReddit
- thousands of hours into New Leaf because I wanted to make my island perfect for my best friend's villager. If my real friend couldn't see it, my virtual friend would, and I liked to think he was proud of me.
I've gotten the "fake gamer girl" comment a lot, but I'm alive, so.
@GoodReddit
Kinda same? But Animal Crossing. My best friend had committed suicide, and I was in a fairly abusive relationship, so I was so close to just ending it. Mom got me Animal Crossing because she thought it looked fun.
There's a villager with my best friend's name. I dumped literal -
@PoorlyAgedStuff
Social workers in Texas are now allowed to reject clients for being LGBTQ+ or having a disability, per Gov. Greg Abbott’s recommendation.
This is Greg Abbott.
@OoCPokemon
I had to get my Bulbasaur's fresh-cut flower scent replaced once (there's a whole story to this), and the manager, god bless his soul, just shoved his whole fist up my Bulbasaur's ass and apologized the whole time 😭 Re-sewing him gave him a DUMP TRUCK of an ass, though.
@bwicked_
@Ca0imhee
Oh man, that first picture is painful.
I'm so glad she's happy and healthy now!! Thank you for rescuing her, she's absolutely beautiful.
@DoctorPissPants
There is no worse feeling than going to an ice skating rink, barely making it onto the ice without falling over, and watching some fuckin' six year old figure skating in the middle of the ice. 😭
@Tony_Son13
My neighbor's kid, at the age of five, tried to ask another neighbor's kid, out on a date. He asked, "Are you free tomorrow?" and she replied "I'm not free, I'm four!!"
I STILL cackle, omg.
@mcmansionhell
@strawssuu
I cannot "adult." I know a lot of people say it as a joke, but I quite literally can't. It's ruining me. And I don't know what to do.
@MichaelaOkla
I'm dressing up as a plague doctor, and I've convinced my mom to go as Trump in a hospital gown. We're making signs, hers is "COVID-19 is FAKE NEWS," and mine is "I'm with stupid."
@CSugarsweets
My mom went to the ER for symptoms of a heart attack. They did some tests, and told her "Welp, it's not a heart attack." She asked what the hell was going on, and they said "I dunno, see a specialist," and sent her home with a $5k bill.
Needed her gallbladder removed.
@feederofcats
I had a cat like this, but the reason for that was because she was the worst animal alive. Lived off of spite and anger, never experienced joy, only saw murder.
@joqatana
@GlitterCheese
I live in Virginia, and all we learned about for multiple years was Jamestown and how Virginia history is US history, or some shit. I fuckin' hate American history, fam.
@Rachuske
Dakota's named after South Dakota, because it's where my dad's from and my mom and I thought naming her after something he cared about would make him less furious about the fact we brought home a dog without telling him about it first.
@BigJigglyPanda
I would lay down my life for Chester.
I have to ask, does he ever sit in the Power Stance like Dakota does? Because I'd kill for a picture of that.
@CSugarsweets
Note, they didn't tell her WHAT kind of specialist. Just "a specialist." It took months of her being in debilitating pain for them to figure out what it was, and then another month for a scheduled surgery.
Thankfully we have insurance, that's covered most of the bills. Still.
@frankoceanswyfe
Excuse me ma’am, not to be disrespectful or rude but could you please take post down. That is my sister who was killed by a metra train. And it this post is very disrespectful. Idk who you are or if you even know her but I need you to take this down please.
@adamgreattweet
I figured out the maximum amount of sleeping pills I can take without needing to be in a hospital for surveillance.
I wake up at 2 PM.
I carry a teddy bear around at all times, even when I need to go somewhere. He has a shirt that says "Emotional Support Bear."