when i say i hate all men is my boyfriend offended? no. are my male mutuals? no. is my dad? NO. why??? because they know they’re not shitty towards women and it doesn’t apply to them!!!! if you’re offended that’s on u xoxo
ok honestly now is the perfect time to glow up before summer... wear ur hair natural & let it get healthy, do ur skin care & no makeup, do mini workouts in the morning, take ur vitamins, go for walks to get some air, do art, catch up on school...
you’ve got all the time u need
My boyfriends green flag is whenever he comes home from work he’ll text me “balcony” and I go out to see him pulling up and blowing me kisses through the open sun roof (he’s my soulmate)
hey sorry i thought you were mad at me even though you showed 0 signs of being upset, i just thought u were because u didn’t give me constant reassurance and u also didn’t text with a bunch of emojis, hahahapleasestillbemyfriendhahahaha
there’s this debate on tiktok where girls wouldn’t be ok if their boyfriend drove a drunk girl home who needed a ride and i’m just like ?? my bf is the
#1
person i’d trust to get any girl home safely who needs help. what men are y’all dating i’m concerned
my toxic trait is not being able to write messages without exclamation points after everything! i’m really not this excited! i just don’t want to come across as rude without them! i seriously can’t stop! help! !
hey who wants to talk for 3 months, do everything a couple would do, then decide they’re not ready for a relationship due to past trauma caused by their grade 6 ex 🤤
lol my mom really just said “guys don’t mature until they’re older. just find a hobby and try again after university. or honestly sarah, i think you’d be much happier with a dog. they’re always happy to see u when u come home”
yup ok noted
gonna order stickers from red bubble to put on my mac book so it looks cute when i drink my iced coffee in the library and take up a table for no fucking reason and do absolutely nothing except loudly talk to my friends about what happened at the party last night.
when my brother was a student he would take toilet paper from public buildings for his apartment and his gf would take sugar packets from restaurants for her tea and y’all have the audacity to be a “student” wearing ysl and gucci belts? ok daddy’s money, carry on.
one thing about girls is we love a debrief. in comfies, sitting in a circle, and recounting every single little thing that happened, while also talking a little bit of shit
i wish when people donated clothes they had to write a little memory attached to the tag like “i wore this dress on my first date with my now-husband 15 years ago” or “i wore this sweater for 4 days straight while crying over my ex who cheated on me with my bestfriend” cute stuff
what if you fall in love, get engaged, get married, buy a house together, have kids, and then they stop loving u. they get bored. what do u do then. how do you go from there or start over or do anything like this is my biggest fear ever
Was looking at my apartment today and I’ve never really look at it from this angle before and I’m just so pleased with how it’s transformed throughout the years
role call for the girls who have wilted flowers in their room from valentine’s day because you don’t wanna throw them out and u wanna keep them forever because u don’t know when the next time you’ll get flowers is
my bf was cleaning his basement and found a jacket that belongs to a girl he used to talk to so he messaged her like “hey i was cleaning and found your jacket, would u like it back” & she goes “uhhh pretty sure i saw u post ur gf...”
yes ma’am would u like the jacket yes or no
A magazine at my university is paying me to rent out my apartment for a couple hours for their march spring photo shoot… that might be the best design compliment ever
ladies! enough with the toxic exes, let’s focus on what’s REALLY toxic: thinking u can’t wear an outfit out somewhere again because u already have an insta pic in it
today in the shower a song came on that used to always remind me of an ex who did me dirty and i didn’t even realize it was playing until it was over. literally felt nothing at all so can i pls get a W because i’m finally happy
1. if the reason is u don’t trust him that’s fucked because ur insinuating you think ur sober bf would take advantage of a drunk girl
2. if it’s because u don’t trust her... ur putting your own jealousy over a girl’s safety and that’s also weird
MAYBE WE GOT LOST IN TRANSLATION MAYBE I ASKED FOR TOO MUCH BUT MAYBE THIS THING WAS A MASTERPIECE TILL YOU TORE IT ALL UP RUNNING SCARED I WAS THERE I REMEMBER IT ALL TO WELLLLLLLL
know what? i’m sick and tired of america always having the better netflix or the better restaurants or the cheaper money. yes we have free health care but at what cost if i can never try an olive garden bread stick .
if ur white and tired of hearing about BLM, ur able to turn off the news, close the app, turn a blind eye. but guess what? for your friends, neighbours, class mates.. this is their LIFE. they can’t turn it off, they can’t move on with their normal life. acknowledge ur ignorance.
Btw we only sleep in my room (my bed is bigger and comfier) his is just for his things like all his workout equipment and gaming set up and it’s awesome having separate closets !
i will NEVER be that parent that makes their daughter go change before school. if my girl gets dress coded i’m picking her up and we’re having a girls day and i will educate her that a young child should never be sexualized, especially in a school setting
girls getting ready to go out: fake tan the night before, shower, shave, moisturize, blow dry, straighten/curl hair, skin care, makeup, texting all her friends to ask what they’re wearing
guys: shower, hair gel “phone ✔️ wallet ✔️ keys ✔️”
super sappy but i’ve literally never been in a good relationship before and after a lot of mental manipulation and physics harm i had genuinely thought i’d never meet a nice guy and now i’ve met a guy who is just so sweet and kind and he knows how i like my tea?? weird
not to “be sad” or “ruin the brand” but every guy who says that they’ll care for me and promises they’re different than my past relationships turns out to be even worse and so if i go for mean guys it’s because i know that they’re trash from the start and there’ll be no surprises
today in the starbucks line i rested my head on my mom’s shoulder and when we ordered tea the guy was like “r u sure u don’t need a coffee” and my mom really said “no sleepy is kinda just her personality” :/ ok yes that’s true but LIKE WHY
macbooks r made for watching youtube & netflix. other than that u can’t do anything they’re not even real computers. in this essay i will-
...be using a computer in the library at my uni because my mac is useless for anything school related
i hate how in the show “you” they always make him have a friendly relationship with a young kid to make u see him on a humanistic level. no he’s a murderer? stop. ?
who else remembers reading that one fact that came out in 2013 that was like “you see urself 6x more attractive in the mirror than you actually are” and CRYING
those guys who you never dated but it wasn’t just a hu because you went on dates and did couple stuff so u call it a ‘thing’ but it ended so u can’t really say they’re an ex because u didn’t date so like ugh what r they
i am so grateful my parents had the chance to take me travelling when i was young but could they have not waited until now? why did i have to be 13 in northern europe wearing a headband over my ears, an aeropostale shirt, & hollister jeans in front of historical architecture
sometimes i like to study for 12min and then reward myself with a 2 hour long break and other times i like to procrastinate and do no work at all, and that’s just the way the cookie crumbles <3