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sometimes the bravest thing a girl can do is eat what’s in the house when she really wants thai food
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the way kendrick feels about drake is how I feel about AI
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taylor swift why is ur bf bad at his job
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every year different teams should play i’m sick of seeing the chiefs every damn year
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patrick mahomes is ugly what’s up with that
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the real winner this super bowl is new orleans, baby you a star
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the crowd in the superdome was every bit as lively during my college graduation ok everyone it’s giving the same vibes
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hello fellow people wearing green. I too am a football fan
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I could never play in the super bowl I would be so nervy
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can I be honest……. rooting for the eagles but the fans are insufferable
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JUST NOW: President Trump announces he will be evicting homeless people
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Ian Jaeger
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JUST NOW: President Trump announces that he will be removing illegal immigrants that are currently on Social Security. Good.
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he literally just says he’s going to fix problems that don’t exist and these idiots fall for it
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JUST NOW: President Trump announces that he will be removing illegal immigrants that are currently on Social Security. Good.
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@Kama1G not thinking kanye is a genius = being insecure…… got it thanks for your valuable input
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@Kama1G no
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crocs make me irrationally angry. like why are you ugly as fuck but masquerading as socially acceptable by being ~quirky~
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kayne is a fucking loser stop giving him attention
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teaching is cool it’s like a mini dictatorship
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when will natural selection take out people who don’t move the fuck in on the subway car
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we’re sooooo cooked genuinely
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The human brain contains an entire spoon’s worth of microplastics - levels were even higher in those with dementia. 🧵1/10
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does anyone have a weighted stuffed animal and does it work or is it just cute
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