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RIP @fightmeplebs no need to be upset this is just my diary 👩💻Femoid/Unemployed/Techno/Memes
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Going to make a thread on djs so I can stop myself from over trading
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French man told me to throw away my vape and handed me a cigarette
“You are not in America”
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I should stop vaping the fruity flavors are a damn trap
I never smoke cigs in the states because it smells and I don’t want to annoy people around me
In Europe everyone’s smoking 🤣
I no longer choke when I smoke a cig but I can’t have more than one or I feel nauseous
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Lost everything I had after DFK, LUNA, FTX collapse
I think I had 3k in savings left
Took on two remote jobs
DCA’d into Solana/BTC for two years
Now sitting on 3x my all time high portfolio last bull run
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I muted this yesterday and I now realized it went viral 😰
I don’t condone smoking. Picked up this bad habit last year so I wouldn’t drink when I go out with friends
needed to get a little bit bullied by internet anons so I can stop thank u 🙏
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Here is my excel sheet
Feel free to make a copy and edit to your liking
If you find this helpful wouldn't hurt to use my ref links hehe
Drift:
MarginFi:
Wormhole zealy quests:
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My aunt called me a pussy for smoking a vape so she handed me a cigarette
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This reminds me of getting rugged in New York
omfg my bed, the kitchen, and the bathroom are literally in the same room wtf have i done im stuck here for a month jfc
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A man stopped me while on my walk called me beautiful then proceeded to get closer
“Let me lick your pussy”
“Excuse me, no?!”
He slaps my ass and walks away
I’ve never felt so violated in my life
I’m going to start carrying pepper spray
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Techno night with Chicago Miladys
We gonna get a little silly!
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Insane times to be honest
Who knew punting 5 sol on a cute dog with a hat at 140k mcap would be the biggest play I’ve ever made
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Only psychopaths wear socks in bed
Can’t believe I’m getting roasted rn for being barefoot
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Years ago, during my internship at Intel, I made it a habit to bring along my Pepe mug for coffee refills.
On day, an intern approached me and blurted "Isn't that the racist frog on your mug?!"
I was then asked to stop bringing my mug.
Even though I love Pepe, Wif has a
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Every weekend I immerse myself to hypnotic beats, synthesized sounds, and futuristic ambiance
Known as microwave music
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Held Bonk for a nice 85x
It was a fun ride but I decided it was time to increase my Popcat position
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Waiting for my Uber driver a middle aged man approaches me
“You trynna go on a boat?”
“No thank you it’s 10pm”
“I see that hickey on your neck you like to have fun?”
“No it’s a rash, and not fun. I’m allergic to gluten and dairy and have an epipen I have yet to use.
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My older brother has been struggling to find a job as an electrical engineer
It’s been 1.5 years of him being ghosted or denied at the 3rd round
Its truly heartbreaking seeing him so frustrated and defeated
If anyone can refer him for a role please reach out in dms
I am
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Finally found a man I can be myself around
Feels nice to be a retard with no judgment
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They’re farming you anon
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I'm looking for part time dev or project management remote work.
I primarily have experience in devops/sdet but looking to stray away from that as I would like to work on protocols as a fullstack dev and learn solidity/rust on the side so very much open to "intern" work.
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I’m officially leaving Chicago tomorrow
I’ve cleared out my storage
A prelude to the commencement of a new chapter
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Finally bought myself a dj controller
I haven’t been this excited in a long time
Hoping to upgrade once I improve
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The most wealthiest individuals I've met from CT move in silence
90% of CT is larp
most guys on here are broke and pushing 40 but will make you think otherwise
in reality, you’re probably doing better than you think
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This morning, I felt anxious sharing unfortunate news with my parents
“I’ve been laid off today due to restructuring”
My mom replied
“You scared me, I thought you were pregnant!”
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Most of these crypto events need to just hire local tech house or melodic techno Djs
You cater to a grand audience and not burn money hiring obscure artists that resonate with .005% of the population
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A smoll reflection of these past 40 days
Biggest Ws
$6k profit on bonk perp long
$3k -> $50k BONK spot
$400 -> $9k DARK
6222 PYTH Airdrop
24000 JTO Airdrop
Holding 70% sol
Biggest Ls
300 sol cypher exploit
Liquidated on drift $1k
$300 -> $20 TENG
$300 -> $40 MSTR
$300
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All I see is green
Why is my portfolio in the red
Scam holiday
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On Christmas day you cant be serious
At least give me low gas fees
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Why in gods name is an egirl posting her ass crack on the timeline
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Nothing pisses me off more than a guy who asks me for my Snapchat
My guy are you twelve
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Weed has to be the most disgusting drug ever
Smells like absolute piss
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The next protocol that drops a token with no point system
We send it to infinity to send a message
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When I finally crossed over to a 100K + salary I felt quite accomplished and fulfilled
I was seen as the “rich” cousin amongst my family
Being in CT is the only time I ever felt poor
We’ve become so out of touch with reality by comparing ourselves to CT anons
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I threw 200 dollars at $WIF around 140k mcap
Now it’s worth almost 20k
Where we going?
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The more I travel, I've come to the conclusion the US is on it's way to becoming a third world country
Sad
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My friend is in Amsterdam for ADE
Her step count is insane for one full day of raving
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Instagram stories now filled with
“I stand with x”
Why pick a side when you absolutely know nothing
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NO FUCKING WAY MY AIRDROP IS WORTH 75K BRO
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Having a relationship during the bull run is quite difficult
Your partner becomes resentful because that's all you're occupied with
So my advice is find a basement dweller
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I'm at a local coffee shop
There's a man wearing ray bans, one single airpod, with a three monitor setup drinking a beer and coffee
Is this peak male performance?
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My morning ritual
Watching a set while handling emails and team messages
Followed by a walk to a coffee shop to get some sun and steps in
Order an americano and continue working
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I’ve always been a jack of all trades master of none
In my dev career and in crypto
It’s hard to find my edge in this space but I will find it
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Popcat and USDC are the two cat coins that will send me to Valhalla
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The only Solana meme coins I'm holding
$BONK
$WIF
$POPCAT
$USDC
This will either turn to dust or buy me copious amounts of beef jerky
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I deserve this W
You guys weren’t there when I was farming marinade, francium, parrot, jet protocol and others in 2020
They were abysmal airdrops worth almost nothing
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I have a group of friends who sober rave
They don’t touch alcohol and it makes complete sense
Why get shitfaced and endanger yourself, potentially get sick and miss out on an amazing set ?
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@blknoiz06
Majority of new grads aren’t employed by the big 4
Low end 60k
Majority at 80k-100k
Top engineers 150k-200k
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I visited my first home
My three siblings and I were raised here before we made the big move to the states
Crazy to think how one decision made by my parents changed the trajectory of my life
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I may have carelessly sent 5k to the wrong address
I think I'm done for tonight
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Ever since I was a kid I’ve wanted to travel
Truly blessed to have a remote job
Going to Europe alone for three months
Scared but excited
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A man invited me to join him on his yacht this Saturday.
I declined the offer since I already have plans to attend the Adriatique concert at Brooklyn Mirage.
He then sent me pictures of the yacht and criticized my choice to go to a concert, but honestly, whether it's in a
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Happy Mother’s Day to your beautiful Mother anon
My father and I made ceviche and adobo together
I can only learn from the best
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Nothing funnier than seeing a group of big tiddy paid models and awkward men huddled in a corner at crypto events.
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He built me a battle station so I can gamble next to him
Cutest thing a man has ever done was surprise me with a muffin and coffee delivery
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Received 100k for my Zk transactions
And 8721 for holding a Milady
Send to a dollar?
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I don’t understand pnl posting
Puts a target on your back if your opsec is complete shit
Move in silence
friendly advice:
don’t tell anyone how much crypto you hold
let them guess and if somebody keeps on asking, tell them you trade with $100 and move on
telling people how much money you have in crypto is -ve
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There are times when I miss Chicago and all my friends
My bf surprised me with the cutest little City of Chicago
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It’s time for me to apply for a Spanish Visa and turn into my final form
A Euro
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I’m browsing apartments near the beach in Barcelona
I’m going to save so much fucking money on rent lmao
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