Rekt Caprisun
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I like to shitpost while i wage slave as a software engineer. Lover of techno and house. A girl trying to buy a 🍠 farm. This is practically my diary 😊
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My mother is getting harassed at work
And I'm livid
Her English is not the best and she took the time to write a letter
@Walmart
You don't deserve her tbh
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Had my year end compensation meeting with my director...
"We love having you on our team!"
>4% salary increase
>7% inflation
>Arizona rent increased over 20%
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Everytime I go downstairs my apartment to grab coffee
I feel poorer
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Holy moly I'm shook
I honestly didn't think so many people would donate
To all my anon friends from the bottom of my heart thank you
This relieves a lot of stress knowing my mother now has a comfy amount of savings
I can't wait to show her wallet
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Just logged off from my work laptop for the day
Please reach out to me if you donated
I personally want to thank you
And whoever sent 6 Eth
I'd like to make you a handmade Pepe
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So you're telling me all I had to do was hold
SOL, WOOF and SAMO
Instead of FTT, RAY and SRM?!
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I gotta compromise or I’ll be childless and die alone
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I remember tripping over my father in the mornings when I woke up. My parents slept on the living room floor while my 4 siblings and I slept in two rooms
I'm by no means wealthy but compared to how my family started I feel fortunate
Now I'm taking my family to Disney World
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Just saw a guy on a wheel chair doing bicep curls
Fat people have no fucking excuse
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I love college
Where else can you find fatherless women?
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Before I sold everything at a loss in 2018
My largest bags were Enjin & Link
I will merely not calculate what my networth could have been
I DONT WANT TO FEEL PAIN
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Why is it so many males between the ages of 23 and 28 are an "entrepreneur"
Wtf does that even mean
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On a date wish me luck lads
I'm nervous af
Been a minute
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I've been hammered with work living in a pod
But I somehow turned .4 Eth to 4.5 Eth
Unrealized and may be smoll compared to most people on the TL but I still feel pretty blessed
Thank you
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This whole face app thing is a ploy to get you all to fuck trannies
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It's a great day today
Interview went well for a Dev role in Web 3
WE VIBING
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I can't comprehend women who go on dates to receive a free meal
You end up wasting two hours on a ten dollar meal
Terrible ROI
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My stimulus check is now valued at $510
Please make it stop
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Mint flavored ice cream is frozen toothpaste you psychopaths
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How the fuck did I make more friends one month in Chicago than 15 years of living in Arizona
I’m blossoming here
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I spotted a Big Tiddy Milf Trader
Maybe she can mentor me...
Guide me to a life of Financial Freedom
And big tits
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My father is taking crypto courses to earn crypto on Coinbase
It's the cutest thing ever 😭
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What’s in the fucking water lmao
I gotta stop giving my number out 🤣
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I wanna fill my bathtub with marinara and pretend I’m a meatball
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I bought a box of cookies today at my local grocery store
To my surprise a sticky note was attached to the box
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"Why are you the way that you are?"
"...I was vaccinated"
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The biggest lie I’ve been told is pursuing a career and climbing the corporate ladder is fulfilling
I’d rather poke straws in juice pouches and play jenga with kids
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Left on read
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I was pulled over for the first time last night
I was a nervous wreck
I kept stuttering
First thing that came out of my mouth
"I don't think all cops are bad"
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Motherfucker opened my car door thinking I was his damn uber driver at a stop sign
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A man wants me to flirt with other men to get free drinks
I told him I would feel guilty
He responds…
“You’ve gotta work on that it’s important for my wallet”
I’ve never been so turned off in my life
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The feminine urge to round trip my portfolio from a 2x to zero
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I haven't been in a good place these past few weeks
I'm going to take a break
Have fun fellas & queens
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I now live in the middle of nowhere
At least I can autistically screech and run Naruto style across the field
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Today I turn 24
I woke up to many of you wishing me a Happy Birthday 😭
Thank you all for making me laugh, cry and smile throughout this past year
Its never a dull moment in CT and I appreciate all of you ❤️
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Due to unforseen circumstances
I will now be selling feet pics
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If you dip your fries into a frosty you deserve to get waterboarded
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This is what I have been dedicating my time too
I created his head last night
He looks a bit high
Today I make his limbs
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Instead of my little brother working at McDonald's this summer
I helped him create a Sollet wallet so he can start finding airdrops
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Yesterday I graduated summa cum laude with a BS in Computer Science.
I would like to thank my parents, the entire Architects discord, the awesome people I’ve met through crypto twitter and all the Pepe/Wojak memes that have made this chapter in my life easier!
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I gotta say
Maren didn't shill a vapourware shitcoin
A lot of us would be happy af to be paid to shill Solana
Fellas we doing this shit for free by wearing their merch lmao
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Going on a date tonight with a handsome midwestern man
Wish me luck lads
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Please Sam bro make my Sam coins go up bro please I’ll do squats in your merch bro
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All I received this Valentine’s Day was a random dick pic
GN
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I'm still shit at searing steak
But I'm glad I'm no longer vegan
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I went on a date tonight
Ate some delicious wagyu gyoza
...but he wouldn't shut up about
@CryptoCred
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It's Saturday
I would like to go to a random bar
Order a whiskey ginger
And chill
But all my friends are anons
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Taking psilocybin mushrooms in Sedona sounds like a vibe
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If you see a bum on the street with rings and an Apple Watch, 9/10 it’s me and you should try robbing. You also have a 9/10 chance he’ll whip his dick out and jerk off as defense mechanism!
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While doing pullups a man approaches me
Him: "You have a snap?"
Me: "You look a bit too young.."
Him: "I'm 20"
Me: "I'm 24"
Him: "I can handle you 😏"
"......."
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I cannot fathom the popularity of Boba tea
You enjoy having tiny balls in your mouth?
DISGUSTING
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Booked my flight
I have to put myself out of my comfort zone😤
If you are a fren going to Miami and would like a hand sewn Pepe please let me know
I'll be sewing all weekend
I still haven't booked my flight to Miami
Because I'm scared
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Met a lovely man over the weekend
Bright smile, gorgeous eyes, and kind personality
I showed a picture to my best friend
Only for her to yell "OMG I FUCKED HIM"
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