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We really need an in depth study on why Americans love advertising so much
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This is probably about as stupid as a human being can look
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This is unbelievable
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Yeah its fuckin hilarious right? McGregor got knocked out it's fuckin hilarious.
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George has an actual problem
I love how Obi-Wan's Krayt Dragon call gets more & more outlandish with each successive release of Episode 4 lol
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Their skull shape didn’t change
Body shaming Kumail Nanjiani for...being jacked? Is way weird. Especially since all the Chris’ have done the same super-soldier program and never got any flack for it. I wonder what the difference is?
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What had to happen in someone’s life that they’re saying that Upright Citizens Brigade is a CIA psyop. Do you have anyone normal to talk to
Since Brett Gelman is making the rounds doing showtunes in favor of genocide. It is worth noting that he was a performer with the Upright Citizens Brigade, which was an improv group/training center based in the philosophy of Del Close, the MKUKTRA adjacent improv guru.
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What’s the bleakest movie you’ve ever seen? Not the scariest, most violent, or most disturbing, but the most overwhelmingly hopeless movie
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Israel acting like an e-girl who got a mean DM
It's been a difficult night for us, exhausted after spending hours in bomb shelters, but waking up to so many messages of support from you guys helps.
Thank you ♥️.
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I have to admit I’m a little baffled why these century old rivalry games have to end cause of conference moving
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@womensmarch
As someone who is 1/16th or 1/32 native I don’t remember I am shaking and crying on the floor. What will you do to fix this?
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Every teenage boy in the 30s had this pinned to their wall
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Cool thread of people going the Nazis were actually pretty nice to my grandparents
my 92yo grandma also says don’t compare today’s russian crimes to nazi occupation of ukraine. because it is worse. whatever nazis done to her village during 2-year occupation doesn’t even come close to barbarity of russians in the last 40 days
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One of the worst movies I’ve ever seen
Reminder: Justin Timberlake did a labor theory of value movie and it wasn’t bad.
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Footballs greatest moments
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75 year old Ozzy Osbourne…you’re canceled and that’s it chief
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Couple hundred pages into this and my main takeaway is that southerners (of the time) are the whiniest group of people to have ever lived
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You know when they’re running this playbook this movie is total ass
After America Chavez actress Xochitl Gomez acknowledged that she's been targeted for her character's sexuality, her Doctor Strange 2 co-star Benedict Wong said "there’s a real level of shame for all those trolls... they should feel a deep shame of what they’re doing."
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BREAKING: 11 Possible Deaths Tonight At Travis Scott’s
#AstroWorld
Music Festival. Multiple Cardiac Arrests Reported. (DEVELOPING)
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“We ain’t found SHIT” is a funny line I don’t care
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Whoever has the Travis Kelce “Asians make me smile” screenshot is holding onto a resource more valuable than oil or gold…men may kill to acquire it
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You are 45 years old
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Women love it when you put on the MF Doom/Adult Swim album to set the mood
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There’s a woman at this bar explaining Elly de la cruz to her boyfriend…some guys have all the luck
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Everyone is scared about John Bolton, but don’t forgot about the real person pulling the strings
#clownprinceofthealtright
#presidentofthedsa
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A based chick that drinks BEER???!? My boner can only get so big
When I was in college we were protesting not to shut down the bar that was serving us underage
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Furries are less weird than these guys
@stoolpresidente
44 year old smashing 18+ rockets consensually. Ya, that’s called winning big guy. Lmao.
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Patrick Carney called the cops on his 100 pound wife Michelle branch because she slapped him after she found out he cheated on her
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The commenters really, REALLY did not like this
Decades later, the JFK assassination still keeps some secrets:
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I’ve never been more confident that this boy will be a school shooter or serial killer
PINKYDOLL BREAKING CHARACTER TELLING HER SON SHES GONNA SELL THE DOG?? 😭 IM DYING
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Thread of people on their googoo gaga shit
My most buzzkill opinion is that we should have very strict packaging and labling regulations for anything alcoholic or with cannabis in it. Caffeine should be better labeled too
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My brother in the force
@XWnHIST
My brother in the force it's legit a mix of several of those. There's so many things to be negative about in star wars if spreading negativity is really what you feel like doing, but why lie as well?
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@OneWordPowerful
5’3 and an attitude is very useful for whenever a short athlete is acting up
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Metallica has never dropped off the radar. Every rock station in America plays their songs multiple times a day. What are we doing here
Eddie Munson was my favorite part of Stranger Things 4. It’s great a new generation of people get to discover Metallica cause that’s one of the best bands of all time.
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@tybuddhaboy
This movie that’s in the library of congress still needs tinkering after 40 years
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Not sure how to put it but the rise in movies that are the story of a product is very very bleak to me. Off the top of my head there’s Air, Tetris, BlackBerry, Beanie Babies, Ferrari…
If you can think of more reply below
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I don’t think I’m being irritational to say the death penalty should be on the table
The 16-year-old driver appeared to have been trying to "roll coal" on a group of eight cyclists training for the Ironman Triathlon, according to fellow cyclist Chase Ferrell.
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Bo Burnham is a better songwriter than Warren Zevon.
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The country of Somalia famously has a downtown
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In 4 seasons Robert E. Lee has ZERO Civil War wins. Never beat a Union general with a record over .500. His soldiers hate him. No heart no desire to win, never tried to take Washington. Confederates are 24-6 in their last 30 battles with Jackson.
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LeFeminist went woke
LEAKED Audio Of Ime Udoka Trash Talking LeBron James👀:
Udoka: “Stop crying like b*tches, man”
LeBron: “We’re all grown men, that b*tch word ain’t cool”
Udoka: “Soft a** boy, stop b*tching. Acting like you’re gonna do something”
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Completely empty space between those ears
@JasonKelce
@JakeStateFarm
No seemingly ranch for those tendies?
Rare L by Jake from State Farm
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@billieeilish
tells Rolling Stone she's not rocking with whales.
"Oh, my God. How can anybody just accept that a whale exists, y’all? Those things are enormous. The noises they make. That shit is terrifying to me. Ew!"
Interview:
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They should put all tesla owners in camps
Look at this shit, that’s a Tesla with every kind of BS Beta auto pilot warp drive Wi-Fi upgrade available if you pay for it but e-scooters are geofenced.
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Also Kumail still looks like himself in that picture and if he had stopped there everyone would have just been impressed, but he kept going and looks freakish
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overt in the film. the house is targeted because it's the wealthiest family in the neighborhood. the film's humor is based on culkin's precociously bourgeois behavior even sans parents, and then he relishes in a baroque execution of the castle doctrine on working class burglars
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Possibly the worst post I’ve ever seen
"we must stop the emperor. i call upon all houses to do everything they can to stop these sardaukar killers. thank you.
now watch this ride."
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@Shann_ME
@TepidButterASMR
I’m talking about what is it in the American brain that gives off a dopamine hit when they see Jake from State Farm or something from a geico ad. People genuinely love that shit
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“Hey Adam you want to shave off that shitty beard for your wedding?”
“Nah I’m good”
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@GarlicCorgi
The American people are being tricked into supporting Israel using the comedian that 5,000 people in the country could name without help
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Thread of local pedophiles 👇
uploading the best running up that hill covers here
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It’s my sincere opinion that the NCAA should step in and stop this and all these schools should get dinged for participating in this
Part of an actual broadcast of a Division I basketball game last night
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@ByYourLogic
I think it’s a simple as that he had a traumatic brain injury, and then has been on the sauce for years by his own admission
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These days, I’m surprised it’s not called Willy Woke-a
The first poster for
#WONKA
starring Timothée Chalamet. 🍫
Set to hit theaters on December 15.
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Like they play four non conference games a year anyways
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Imagining the Reddit dad who makes their autistic kid be in the second row of a Foo Fighters show
In light of the tragic Astroworld deaths, here's a clip of Dave Grohl stopping a Foo Fighters show in its tracks to help out an autistic child in the crowd. Take note, performers - you often see things security cannot. Look out for your fans.
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Barstool boys handling this well
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Sourcing the blaze lol
The WNBA is expected to lose $50M this season despite its major rise in popularity, per
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@cushbomb
No no I WANT to be paralyzed from the waste down
I'm getting a bit overwhelmed, so: yes, some disabled people would want to be cured in the afterlife, but others very much do not, and the 'you'll be made whole in heaven' is the overriding cultural narrative that gets used for ALL disabled people, hence why this is important.
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“They’re in very bad shape cause they’ve been hit so many times by bullets” is incredible
I legit can’t believe this is real. The disrespect is legit dumbfounding and overwhelming.
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If your kid is asking Rob Manfred for his autograph you have failed as a parent
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I’m going to throw out what might be a really hot take.
Is Sam Rockwell overrated?
Why is no one talking about this crazy Skittles commercial from the Super Bowl???
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