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@Shann_ME

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standing tall on the wings of my dreams. standing with those who stand against me. standing in the living room trying to remember why i came in here.

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@Shann_ME
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7 years
One day I'll do a good tweet without typos. Today is not that that.
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3 years
@_MzBellaDaBoSS @moose_mko You feed them. If you can’t afford it, you can’t afford to have the staff. All staff should get to eat. It’s expected, usually contracted & it’s proper etiquette. Especially photos who usually have to work all day. You should expect to make sure they are fed like a normal human.
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@CliffWilksBooth @Sassafrass_84 @angela_chi40745 They are doing the most amount of telling on themselves ever. They’ve never heard of the unbelievably famous Ida B Wells bc they didn’t give a shit until a meme came around telling them her political party. And apparently they all stopped learning once they left high school.
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3 years
@Mimi___Nicole @hatchjenn “Don’t judge me😂” Ma’am, we are absolutely judging you.
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5 years
@Duality_Kira @likeokaysure @DlVlNEGRACE Racism is a system of oppression, not simple prejudice. Anyone can be prejudice. But white people hold the power to systematically oppress POC. POC do not, currently. So currently, white people cannot be victims of racism. Only prejudice. And we are not held back bc of prejudice.
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4 years
Reminder that Texas is not a person. But a place made up of humans, run by morons elected by a fraction of eligible voters due to voter suppression & gerrymandering. Folks in blue states can save their sanctimonious bullshit, in my estimation. Thsnks. Appreciate.
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1 year
If you ask me my happiest sports memory, it’s when the Rangers beat the Yankees to go to the World Series in 2010. I just remember how stunned I was that my little Rangers were going to the World Series. Lots of crying. I want to feel that way again.
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3 years
@DWolfsonKSTP @JosephsGrill As a 10 year veteran of the service industry, I hope it doesn’t return to pre-pandemic form. Servers are underpaid & exploited. The standard should change. And if restauranteurs can’t afford to pay a living wage, then hey…that’s capitalism. Out of biz you go.
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5 years
It’s times like these that you realize how right @theoldgreywolf was when he suggested that everything is going on a lot more than we think it is out there.
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1 year
This is what the analytics don’t take into account.
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1 year
With Catherine, at game 1 of #ALCS #GoStros !!!!!!!
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6 months
@FleazyBlizy @zaynahbear I vote you block him.
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6 years
@Bruce_Cares Gotta name my next pet UY Scuti.
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2 years
@angstlos8 @JessMagdefrau Think more like a decade. At least.
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2 years
@GrapevinePolice This is the most embarrassing post. You were either so excited about PIZZA that you just had to overlook that it came from a hate group. Or you were so excited to show your support from a hate group that you embarrassed yourself by acting excited about pizza.
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11 months
Thank God the Rangers won the World Series this week. The Cowboys cannot hurt me.
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6 months
Got my eclipse hat.
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4 months
Trevon Diggs at the game!!
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3 years
@GwaItney @hellolanemoore You should be the focus of your growth & grace. You’re amazing. Realizing your own value is not narcissism nor isolating. You don’t have to forgive them to move on, although you’re welcome to. But remember, your abusers are obstacles you overcame not teachers who helped you grow.
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3 years
Thank you all for my wonderful birthday wishes! 40 feels just like 39, so anyone who’s considering not turning 40, I say just go ahead & do it. I’m tired & gonna take a nap, so no bday pics. But this is my fav selfie from this year. No filters. No makeup. Just my raw face.
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@TheJobfather__ @Kips_Big_Boy Any job that doesn’t require a special degree (lawyer, doctor, engineer, etc) shouldn’t require a degree at all. Just the appropriate experience.
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3 years
@kittynouveau @david_j_roth I found a turtle once. I think about Tom Yardy often.
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6 years
Look at the turtle I found in my front yard. I’ve named him Tom Yardy & I love him.
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2 years
@KyFriedHippie @TheSGTJoker The reason is bc if people were aware of how often this happened, they’d want something done about it. That’s not good for republicans.
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2 years
Can any of the Ticket hosts who follow any of us P1’s influence this at all?
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6 months
@tylerfastAF @michael_inverse @CartoonsHateHer Well she couldn’t be burned by walking thru actual fire so my guess is sunburns weren’t really a factor for her.
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1 year
@IsaacAmaranth @MorePerfectUS Well it’s children doing labor. So.
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1 year
Complicated feelings for P1’s this month. I love everyone in this equation so I try to keep my words on here tempered. But now that it’s over, I’ll say this… If Monty doesn’t end up on this station full time, ideally as a host, this handling of this situation will be a failure.
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2 years
@fadecorner @JasonOrOfficial I just want a gif of “as you can see, I’m about to die” ✨✨✨
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2 years
🚨🐷ALERT🐷🚨 Danny Balls is on Your Dark Companion @theoldgreywolf @badkaratemovie
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3 years
@DarkWaters13 @zola_ellen Anti-vaxxer never means that. In fact, those upset with anti-vaxxers have protecting folks like you top of mind. Anti-vaxxer =\= non-vaxxer
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1 year
@angela_chi40745 @CliffWilksBooth @Sassafrass_84 I don’t care what you think is unbecoming. What you’re telling me is that you only learn about things that are shoved in your face bc 1) you were required to learn it in school or 2) someone in your political echo chamber posted it. No sense of proactive curiosity. Embarrassing.
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1 year
Had to dress like a human today to (virtually) meet my new team. It never happens. Even though I’m uncomfortable with pics of myself right now, I thought it was important to mark the occasion with a once-a-year selfie.
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4 years
@Your_Pal_Billy @barrybongss2 I honestly don’t like that he couldn’t muster 1 last exclamation point after announcing his hair status.
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6 years
@AndyRichter @pattonoswalt Not everyone is aware of how often you should exfoliate the roof of your mouth. Beauty is pain.
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2 years
Shocking that decades of drug abuse left him in perfect shape until the most well-researched vaccine in the history of ever got into his system. Just a shame really.
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Big Poppa Hoss 🇺🇸
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Oh.
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1 year
@classiflied77 @joninaction @profadp1 @TexasTribune She’s a living person. And deserved access to immediate healthcare due to an emergency health crisis. But Texas claiming the fetus has no rights just shows what we’ve always known…these laws are created to hurt & punish women. Not help children.
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3 years
I swear to god, I’m never using Give Me The Vin dot com bc of the way it interrupts the best segments of my day.
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1 year
Tweeted too hard tonight.
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2 years
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1 year
Went & got myself a promotion today! Time for drinks!!!
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11 months
My whole life I’ve waited for this. I just. I just can’t believe it.
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3 years
@CassyWearsHeels People don’t hate you bc you’re white Cassandra. They hate you bc you’re awful.
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1 year
I’m here y’all!!!
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3 years
@jemelehill He & my son eat dinner together at 4:45pm every Tuesday night.
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5 years
My suggestion (that no one asked for) for the name of the new @bracketdan & @NotJackKemp show is Stepbrothers. Bc they’ve both had stepdads & have been thrown together after a show separation, however amicable. I admit this is a bad idea. But I still like it. Go ahead...Rip me.
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2 years
I am in favor of people I like making more money. I am. So for that I’m happy. But, on the other hand, I’m still a P1. It’s not picking-sides thing. It’s just that I still listen all day. And so Danny being back in the air still just makes me bummed that he’s not on the Ticket.
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9 months
@solomonmissouri If you haven’t poured a can of coke over corroded car battery terminals to get your car started, you haven’t lived.
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6 years
@DubarryJolie @Yodacat69 @Mel_Causidicus Wtf?! Are you paying her? You never paid me. You told me that simply listing this job on my resume was worth more than a salary. I’m starting to feel taken advantage of.
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2 years
Well I wasn’t previously asking this question but I have now decided this question needs asking.
@Tom_Winter
Tom Winter
2 years
NEW: Texas law enforcement officials at a press conference say they believe that all the children that were shot and killed in Uvalde, TX were shot by Salvador Ramos and not anyone else [i.e. law enforcement].
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11 months
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS!!!
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1 year
If you ask me my happiest sports memory, it’s when the Rangers beat the Yankees to go to the World Series in 2010. I just remember how stunned I was that my little Rangers were going to the World Series. Lots of crying. I want to feel that way again.
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3 years
Reminder that @JustinMonty is an excellent broadcaster & makes every show he’s on better, even perfect show like THZ. Let’s work him in much more often. Thsnks. Appreciate.
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11 months
What now, bitch?
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John McClain
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Diamondbacks-Rangers is the MLB World Series that no one wanted and isn't worth your precious TV time | talkSPORT
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1 year
@Phil_Lewis_ Also, parents being separated does not equate to dads being absent or distant. My parents were divorced & my dad has always been involved & present. The stats presented have nothing to do with the headline.
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2 years
My wife, date night after 3+ months locked up on quarantine. Waiting for shredded cheese as it’s the only way she can eat fajitas. We’ve asked 4 people, going on 18 minutes now. Just unreal at Allen, TX location. We gotta quit blaming #COVID19 for crappy service.
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3 years
@_MzBellaDaBoSS @pardonmeimrae @moose_mko They’re charging you for it. It’s hidden, but it’s there. I was in the biz for a decade. They’re not lying, they’re just letting you know it’s not “extra” on top of what they’re charging.
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2 years
I have some upsetting news. Maybe some of you know, but I didn’t & can’t find any mention of it on Twitter. Our sweet & beautiful @dxp7 passed away on Monday. Her cancer returned & she wasn’t able to beat it this time. Things aren’t the same here without her gorgeous spirit.🤍
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1 year
Dear @bracketdan & @NotJackKemp , 🎶Hurt by Johnny Cash🎶 Love you both, Shannon
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5 months
You can get CTE from pitching? Or is this from tripping over the dog on the stairs?
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3 years
Thank you @SportsSturm & @GreatDonovan for awesome, as expected! Isaac wanted a pic “to remember this moment by” & our mighty men obliged. And I overcame my anxiety to introduce myself, too. 💗
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@Duality_Kira @likeokaysure @DlVlNEGRACE I’m white. When I say “we” I meant me & other white people. I didn’t include you. Although I will admit that I thought you were white. Sorry for the mistake, but my point stands.
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4 years
Y’all, my uncle was really hurt today driving in fence posts today with his son & adult grandsons. I am extremely close with him & that branch part of my giant family. Guys...please pray & send positive vibes to him, my family & the doctors working on him. Please.
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1 year
This is my 1st time tweeting Rangers playoff baseball with you guys. I didn’t know you guys last time. It’s very fun. 🥹❤️💙⚾️
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5 years
@GreatDonovan Yes. 20% of what the bill would’ve been. You’re being compensated for the slowness with free food. The manager has a comp budget for that. But the server has rent due by the 3rd. He needs it & it likely isn’t his fault.
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@Shann_ME
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6 years
Prepped & ready to survive the 2018 Worst Moment of the Year. If you missed @junior_miller ’s lifesaving segment, please see the below checklist and timing. Weather looks favorable, but don’t let that lull you into a false comfort! You do not want to be caught unprepared!
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@IHTAcast @Rothmus Boy, these are some numbers you brought that actually don’t represent the hypothetical at all. If you’re alone in the woods, who would you rather happen upon? A strange man or a bear? Do the numbers for encounters with strange men in isolated areas. Bc genuinely I choose bear.
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7 years
If you want to get an idea of how big a deal it is for our black friends & family to finally have a movie dominated by smart, strong, wonderful characters who look like them, follow the #WakandaCameToSlay tag. Representation matters. Can’t wait to see it Saturday.
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8 months
The vibe I’m bringing to work today.
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4 years
My fellow Sales people...I found out today that I made President’s Club (actually Chairman’s Elite) this year! 3 yrs busting my ass to get my accounts where they ought to be. But I finally made it. So now I’m going to Cabo like Tony Romo & Bobby Carpenter! I’m pumped!
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4 years
CONSERVATIVE TEXANS: in the still unlikely event that Texas goes Biden, don’t delude yourselves into thinking it’s the influx of Californians. That’s lazy. It’s us too. Lifelong Texans. First or many generation Texans.
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2 years
Here’s the deal about Twitter…wherever the @dfwticket hosts will turn to in order to post links to their stories, photos, engage with P1’s… that’s where I’ll be. It’s the reason I got on here in the 1st place & a big reason I’m still here. That’s what I’m most worried about.
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Me: My mental health is not doing well. A break from Twitter will help. Work today: We’ve been sold to our biggest competitor! No idea what that means for anyone right now! It’ll be like this for months until the deal closes! Me: Well fuck, might as well get back on Twitter.
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@Not_CharLatte @dmindmax Plus shutting down polling places in areas that are more likely to vote D. Plus voter ID laws that disproportionately suppress POC. It’s the hardest state in the country to vote in.
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7 years
@SteampunkMuppet Even people who like him don't claim he's attractive.
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5 months
One day, in 60 years, a future NFL owner is going to try to explain away their participation in this racist mob by just saying they were a curious kid who wanted to see what was going on.
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Ole Miss taking care of business.
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6 years
Look at the turtle I found in my front yard. I’ve named him Tom Yardy & I love him.
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2 years
@Luvvie It’s worse than the original mock up of the Dirk Nowitzki statue that featured anal beads.
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3 years
Congrats to the best Muse in the News ever. Complete chaos. So much laughing. Never change. #RanchWaterMonday #HutHut #Mallard 🦆 @GeorgeDunham @gordonkeith @SeanCBass @poponjer @JulieAnnDobbs
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@BitsHammer @BricePaterik also, no matter how loud & chaotic the kids are being, yelling “1-2-3 eyes on me!” gets them to stop & pay attention to you.
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5 years
Some of my favorite @theoldgreywolf moments, no order: - your sack’s hanging out - annual SRV segment - she not really is. - music interview with Wash - anytime he talked about Dallas history - Kennedy final got it thru his head that we didn’t like him very much here in Dallas 1/
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@AngryBlackLady “Why are you using the kids?” she asks the kid who was shot at.
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7 years
@Oregonian @SteampunkMuppet I'm sorry. His what?
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4 years
@ChristineNiles1 Being selectively pro-life, is not pro-life at all. This Catholic is ready for conservative Catholics to put their $ where their mouths are. Anti death penalty, anti kids in cages, anti execution by police. Until then, this anti abortion stance is disingenuous & simply political.
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2 years
Difficult Admission Time: I’ve gained back the weight I lost in 2021. The reasons are mental-health related. I’m working through it with my therapist & that’s going ok. I feel shame around it & that’s why I haven’t gone to any events (movie night, ticketstock, etc).
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2 years
Why is it so satisfying when people find out they’re part of the Machine that RATM is Raging Against? It tickles me every time.
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Jake Shields
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Rage Against the Machine went from fighting the system to telling you get vaccinated and men can give birth🤦‍♂️
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@NotJackKemp You’re probably wondering how I got here…
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6 years
No the fuck we don’t.
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Great Scott! Audiences Really Want a ‘Back to the Future’ Reboot
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I’m back you mf’ers!!!
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Donnie is the velvet hammer of death. Just smooth knocking off show-mates, one at a time.
@RookieMisteak
Tim Timothy
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23 short months ago. Life happens fast sometimes.
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5 months
There is a market for this. And I am in it.
@JomboyMedia
Jomboy Media
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Apple TV broadcasters went silent for two batters, allowing viewers to just take in the ballpark noise
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3 years
STRIPAA violation
@AnwarRichardson
Anwar Richardson
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Texas football coach Steve Sarkisian said the monkey story is not a distraction at all. Said that's a personal matter.
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My husband says that Evan Carter is Chili’s server hot. 🤣🤣🤣
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4 years
@AnnieB64135937 @kellyclarkson @SofiaVergara @heidiklum Us Texas girls don’t tear down other women for having successful careers and then assume they have shitty home lives at all, let alone bc of that career. That’s not what good ol’ country girls do, hun.
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Rewatching the chicken dancer girls does help a little.
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Doing a little bit of a depression today. 😰 So I’m lying in bed hoping that’ll help somehow.
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📍Me | | | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | Opportunity to shut | the fuck up. | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _| | | | 📍Ruin everything with sarcasm
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