9¾ △⃒⃘ Bruce Cares🪴🐝
@Bruce_Cares
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Father | Beekeeper 🐝 | Plant Dad 🪴| Photog 📸 | History Buff | HAMU Alum ⚯͛ | Free Palestine 🇵🇸 | Free Congo 🇨🇩 | Free Sudan 🇸🇩
Everywhere & Nowhere At All
Joined January 2014
Hi new followers, thanks for making good choices in life, you’re appreciated. A few house rules:. •I don’t play about Black people. All of them, I mean that.•Im an LGBTQIA+ ally, don’t play.•We can have fun but ydkm, please keep it cute.•I follow back when Im ready. Cheers!.
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Millennial administrators tuning theses Zoomers right tf up 😭😭😭
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The word is rape. She raped a 16 year old boy. At this point yall are making it all too obvious.
Teacher admits having sex with 16-year-old boy — leaving claw marks on his back — as other students served as lookouts
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Wait can you run on your High School track team?! There’s no way I’m lacing up next to a kid I just watched win an Olympic Gold Medal 😭😭😭.
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Keep talking, I’m listening.
Will Smith on potential 'Fresh Prince' reboot: "I'd have to play Uncle Phil"
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Most of your time as the parent of a freshly baked human is spent keeping it from trying to unalive itself.
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Whole gang pulled up on homie like “Ask your human if you can come out and plaaaay!” 😂😂😂
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Look what happens when you talk to a grown man.
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Dr. Umar not even a real doctor.
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Bro in VR?!! How is a human THIS talented?! EXCUSE ME?!! 🔥🔥🔥
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Proposing to your nerd queen with a Tesseract 😮💨😮💨😮💨.
Now that’s cool 🤩
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I absolutely love seeing Black Women love on Black Women! 🥰🥰🥰
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This is my favorite portrait at Hogwarts.
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I’m not the brightest man in the world but there are at least three things you’ll never see me do; 1) Put a woman’s bra in the dryer, 2) Fight on a plane or an airport, and 3) Film my self finding a drug lord’s money stash. RIP to them.
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Baby I’ve had ADHD for almost 38 fucking years and I ain’t NEVER seen no shit like this. You are on DRUGS!.
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Wait…. I know I’m a poor and this ain’t none of my business but THEE Quincy Jones only had $500M???.
Legendary producer Quincy Jones left behind a $500 million fortune for his 7 children, with each receiving $71 million 🙌🏽💰
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I think Sam the Onion Man is one of the most slept on romantic characters in literary history. It didn’t matter what problem Miss Katherine had or came up with, Sam’s answer was the same, and is still one of the coldest lines you can say to a woman…
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Imagine waking up @ 7:20am to be to work by 8:20am. You only get a half hour for lunch & it’s back to work until 4:00pm. You’re told you HAVE to do more work after you get off that is due in the am that could take anywhere between 1-3hrs. This is what we do to CHILDREN.
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Yall not gonna skip over the absolute GENIUS that was from this man 😂.
Issa Rae reciting the lyrics to “Pound Town” is the pinnacle of the BARBIE press tour. I will hear no arguments.
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There’s no such thing as spoiling children. Their lives should be filled with nothing but goodness and joy. Being a kid is your first and last chance at pure happiness because being an adult is fucking trash.
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The fact that he is the child of Judith Love Cohen, the NASA aerospace engineer whose work saved the Apollo 13 mission, is never not amazing to me.
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No, I actually want money.
You think you want money but you actually want power.
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Hate to be that guy (no I don’t) but there would be no waking up if a planet that large got this close to Earth, we’d all have been dead long ago.
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I can not stress how amazingly talented you have to be to play this on a bass. Wow.
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America is the ghetto.
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I’ll never live this down 😔
Funniest twitter interaction you’ve ever seen ?.
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OMG GET OFF OF HER! 😂😂😂.
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Why is this so clear?! How high am I?!.
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I didn’t think this song could get better. Boy was I wrong!.
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Just so we’re clear in 2014 Rubi Rose was 17 years old. SEVENTEEN. In 2014 The Game was 35. Travis Scott was 23. Kendrick was right.
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Aye she heard EXACTLY everything he meant but didn’t say. I truly love us 😭.
Oh that sausage dog was trash lol….he wanted that camera out his face 😆
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Buy her a better setting spray my guy, Ulta has ‘Morphe Continuous Setting Mist’ for $16. Be blessed King! ✊🏾
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So here’s something I know about woman who enjoy reading and books this much… it may be her birthday but Jake just spent $800 on himself. 😮💨 IYKYK 😭😭😭.
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How does it feel to be as miserable as you?
I can not wait for these two to divorce. Hands down the most annoying couple of all time.
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Me: “Lemme see them thangs…”. Her: *shows me thangs I’ve seen 1000 times*. Me:
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When A’ja Wilson pulls me to the edge of the hotel bed talkin bout “C’meeeere why you being so shy?”
Man when the WNBA players start getting $100m’s and tricking off and flyin niggas out on the road>>>.
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Healthcare.
Who you want free, Tory Lanez or R. Kelly?.
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Never forget that the first Memorial Day was created by formerly enslaved Black folk in Charleston, SC less than a month after the Confederacy surrendered. On May 1, 1865 more than 10,000 freed slaves gathered at Washington Race Course and Jockey Club, parading around the race
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Y’all disrespect Thanksgiving every year by going from Halloween straight to Christmas and that’s why ya Mac and Cheese gonna be dry. God don’t like ugly.
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Buddy should’ve sat there with his family and minded his own Caucasian bidness but instead he wanted to get lippy so my mans had to stand 4 hooves down on his. 😤💯
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Only one person breathing that could pull this off today.
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An African American Hymn!.
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RT of you’re not furious.
People are furious that Johnny Depp joked about assassinating President Trump
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Beyoncé regularly gives song credits to any and everyone who even tangentially touches her tracks.
In the mood for some random Black industry facts. What y’all got for me?.
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Maxwell was absolutely INSANE for these lyrics. Omg.
Maxwell wrote the best break up song with Pretty Wings and this man bodied it 🥹
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A shift in the space time continuum was felt when this dropped
what's the nastiest read you've ever seen someone give😭.
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If these aren’t properly cleaned you just worked out in a COVID Container. Namanasty.
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As a man whose had to work hard to unlearn the programing we’re taught, I’m telling you, if a man can get this from you without anything being required of him, he’ll use you until there’s nothing left and then when you’ve given all you have he’ll get someone else. Plz be smarter.
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Brazilian basketball player Ingrid Vasconcelos is 6’4 in heels. Short women are dangerous smmfh.
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Nah this man literally murdered several generation of plankton and then danced with glee as he threw their lifeless corpses in the air…. Colonizers are maniacal.
Bioluminescent plankton on a beach in the Maldives .
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My 5yr old daughter only responds to compliments in the affirmative. 👤: “You’re so pretty!” . Her: “Yes!☺️”. 👤: “I love your hair!”. Her: “I do too, it’s beautiful! 😊”.
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Every night my 5yr old daughter FTs me before bed for Bonnet Time™ where we put on our bonnets (durag now that I cut my hair) together and say good night. Tonight I surprised her with a pink durag since she switched to pink from her black one. She was too tickled lol 😂🥰
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The fact that an unfertilized egg literally RUPTURES through their body as some sort of sick punishment for not making a fuck trophy is super wild to me.
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She’s a 10 but she’s a huge Harry Potter fan. She’s a 9¾.
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Y’all wild different cause it would’ve been me and Kim having a discussion.
My nephew told me some kid spit on him at the mall playground today and his mom showed me pics of the kid who did it and it was. Saint West. Thank you for the spit Mr. West my nephew probably deserved it
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Adam Levine is finna be going through it bucko. Holy smokes this woman spilled all the beans. That naming the kid part is effing SICK. Yikes.
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Times were had to this song. The amount of ass thrown was monumental. Roscoe Dash’s verse is legendary 😂.
Waka Flocka’s “No Hands” featuring Wale and Roscoe Dash is now certified DIAMOND 💎
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Your booty after eating that pink sauce from TikTok
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@ImKnotTheOne @physicsJ People HATE when I post this video but I have to because science. Enjoy! 🤗
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Yeah, in the African-American community, this is an offense punishable by death. What do you mean you already had the baby?.
SURPRISE! A Tennessee woman captured the heartwarming moment her mother walked into the hospital room and realized that she had already given birth to her new grandchild 👶❤️
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*Don’t nobody [I WANT] want me fr.
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The lies of white women have burned down scores of neighborhoods and filled tons of graves….
Wow!. A TikTok video of a woman accusing Hubbard Inn's employees of being violent went viral. Yesterday, Hubbard Inn addressed the accusations by releasing the video below. After her video went viral, a bunch of ambulance chasers on TikTok were offering their services to help
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Luther Vandross “Never Too Much” (1981). This song will always make my heart smile.
what is the most “feel good” song of all time??.
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God was really in his bag when he made Black women.
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Dear Lord, please show me the person I am supposed to know and shower with love like this and give me the means to do so. Amen.
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This is a very specific adult problem and I relate deeply.
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Kids be putting in 10-14hr days and then are being asked to recall info outta they ass for a quiz or a test. Not to mention if they play a sport, instrument, volunteer, or do any other extra curricular activity. Bro and some work?! Nah… that’s nuts.
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Hey y’all I’m Bruce, I’m a novice Beekeeper living in Wilmington, DE. I’m looking to get in touch with other Black Beekeepers here on Twitter. If you see or know of any, tag ‘em for me. (Please note this account is not dedicated to any one thing, I’m random AF 😭😭😭)
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It’s the free range children that really jams my Glock.
Trader Joe’s is too overstimulating 😩 it’s employees everywhere, organic kids running around.
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Listen, they gonna miss me every time cause I’m every Negro, it’s all in me… or whatever Whitney said.
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This movie was so fucking good.
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Y’all gonna have to forgive me for being in Women’s Business™ but, this is absolutely FIRE and I need to see it melanated, specifically in Black 😍
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Keep your prayers, I’ll take two of these instead.
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“AYO PEACH ROMPER! I KNOW YOU HEAR ME, YOU GOTTA A GIRL YO?!”. Me:
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