I didn’t post a rip my legs off pre race photo but update: I WON! My last race of the season, 103 miles in Cody, Wyoming. I won a bottle of whiskey, $$$, a backpack (from my sponsor) and a bolo tie award 🥇

The doc today basically said our baby is going to be a pro athlete the way he’s moving around. now I just need to figure out which soccer team will take him at 2 years old

@gothichelvetica I didn’t even want one at that point lol

@theTobinMason I didn’t even get one

LAFC is always so boring. In my not so free time I need to design a concept

@dbrownhess Il chianti

Sharing on behalf of my friend who is fostering Milo and he will be up for adoption soon. His previous owners brought him in to be euthanized because they didn’t socialize him so he was barking constantly at other dogs and people. He’s 2 years old and would be best in a home with no kids and someone who has patience to train him. Please share 💙

@veganlobotomy I see the resemblance

Because our neighbor has 2 mesquite trees, we now have to hire a lawn maintenance person because that shit gets EVERYWHERE. Please be a descent human and not plant a mesquite tree.

@PicturesFoIder One of the only artists I’ve seen where she sounds better live which is hard to believe cause she’s already incredible

Haven’t seen rain in so long that everyone forgot how to operate a vehicle

After 9 years, we finally have rain in Vegas!

@wanderingscottw Omg it’s beautiful 🤩

@fuzzyfromyt Who tf is Jackson Chourio

Going to my first @NBA game in March! Raptors vs Suns 🤩

It’s been like a month since the plane crashed on lost and Hurley hasn’t lost any weight and Kate doesn’t have arm pit hair

They eventually told me I could leave because they said “oh it’s just inflammation, take some Tylenol and you’ll be fine”….ok but I’ve had this for almost 10 years. Fast forward to now and I was randomly scrolling Instagram and see a reel from a girl who had the SAME symptoms. A few people commented whom were actual doctors and said it is a syndrome called Precordial Catch Syndrome caused by growing pains. 🤯 has anyone ever heard of this?

Maturing is realizing you don’t need a lil treat every time you run errands. Good thing I’m immature