Pat Eizenga
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我叫艾帕特, 你呢? 见过碰瓷的, 没见过这么样碰瓷的. Creator of Sunflower 🌻 Simulator, UT Tyler ACM Chapter President, twitch streamer and gay boi extraordinaire 🧍♂️
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sunflowerSimulator Development: day 4 (dream.txt, life updates, action menu))
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#DemExit
today. I'll be registering as a Green for the first time when I get settled in Texas.
@DrJillStein
is bae.
#JillNotHill
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@haterperson6714
@noodlehoes
Calculus typically makes the final exam(s) worth 70-85% of the grade. Not too much different from that except the essay you at least have as much time as you want and no pressure
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@transideologist
@Link01T
@sleepesocialist
Right? Rather than a clear goal to work towards (communism/abolition of capitalism) let’s just cynically assert that that’s how humans be and implicitly call for the annihilation of competing groups
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@lilgrapefruits
Same with when a girl says she’s a top. Like she doesn’t mean she likes to peg or otherwise penetrate. She means she likes to ride sometimes maybe be a little bossy
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@mehoy_menoynoy
@laserboat999
Dude, I need to get on that state propaganda grind. Two hours a night, maybe You’ll see me rich as hell in 5 years
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@Kryptid0
@haterperson6714
@noodlehoes
Yeah, but having 2 months+ is very different from having ~2 hours to demonstrate a semester’s worth of knowledge
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@authorlynndavis
@Renarchat
I assume we would do the same thing that we do with wood. Treat with a lacquer or polymer, keep it indoors away from the elements when possible, etc
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@Henrysdam
@Bright19Rainbow
@mrmackie___
@LilNasX
Or convince them that they’re straight till they’re 15 and have to go through several crises to discover it?
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@H1TWOM4N
Teenage girls are just insanely perceptive like that. They do this with gays too. Just across from you in history and they ask you to your face “are you gay” like I was gonna grapple with that for a few more years but sure let’s talk about it now while the teacher’s calling role
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@greatomordia
@turboleft
@BlastiedFlames
@sesmith
@lolacoaster
You guys are not thinking this through. The way to really grow together and still assert the independence you need to flourish is by having your partner in a different Time.
I personally prefer to date historical but there’s nothing wrong with dating future versions too!
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@SpectreProXy
@jeremysmiles
Maybe this is my American assumption but that feels too on the nose and obvious. They’ve only just now discovered it so if it’s racial it has to be spicy and rarer like Ashkenazi Jews
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@big_figgot
@KatyMontgomerie
@gay_lumberjack
In hindsight, what would positing ourselves as “the good ones” while throwing our very few/scant allies accomplish?
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@JUNlPER
@SallyMayweather
Don’t most schools have the kids vote, why are they mad she’s popular
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@bavani_i
@Genshinmem
Yeah I think horrified girlfriends with swords brandished doesn’t seem super healthy
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@aletrades80
@dru_00
@b1g_damage
If you’re still in the same friend group, town m, church or social circle and it’s not like you’re hanging around the high school looking for people to date
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@ContraHuman
@inherent_itgirl
Yeah there’s clearly huge cities in the background and this is the food production area, they don’t look unhappy about being where the magic is made though
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@Ljsman23salty
@doomergf
@bebopmouse
@Vamp_Page
This would have been a much funnier joke if I had bothered to click her profile and then gender her correctly. I apologize.
Point being you should definitely hit her up!
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@zonexkiller
@inherent_itgirl
Ah so it’s just an academic exercise in justifying likes and dislikes?
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#iVoted
for someone honest. For those voting, deny Clinton any wins today and keep doing so until she decides to
#ReleaseTheTranscripts
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@Landiggy11
@IAmYourNextGen
@An_Aria_Blooms
Dude, you on every thread shaming anyone with anything critical to say about Democrats. I hope you’re getting paid
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@notlittlebrain
@KilliaLoL
@prouddegenerat3
@Tamaya_VT
@_Floodlight
Right? China and India each have 3x as many people so the numbers still reflect less consumption
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@_circuitry
@THENoneadidal
@inherent_itgirl
Everyone on Twitter: “that’s such a Reddit ass take, Reddit moment, what a Reddit movie”
Everyone on Reddit: “Twitter is a cesspool. I don’t use Twitter, too toxic, too bad all the twittards are trying to cancel X now”
You’re all just people on a website
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@anxi3ty_01
@NutmegStOfMind
@thatnotmypickle
@ItsRetrop
He looks even faker in that pic. If it weren’t for the feet I’d be like “that’s a stuffed animal”
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@TapOchekRIn
@HoYoLAB_Mimo
Cosplayers are notoriously in charge of the state department and military
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@Papapishu
What would you recommend for baby’s first raspberry pi project/activity? Because learning seems so daunting when people are talking about bananapi or soldering or droid or whatever that I feel like I need to take a whole college class to start
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@aghenis
@onlyjuns
@Deltexterity
@kevineusebio
@TenLetters100
@GoodReddit
Not very “clean” if you ask me
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@paaigeann
@EmpressLaina
Why you gotta médian rent if you ain't making médian money. Thé cheapest apartment are affordable.
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@Bloo95
@KBababouie
@theequeerfaerie
@odysseyoracIe
@IndieWire
Do they fuck in Queer Eye? I thought they just jujed up som tacky straight guys apartment and outfit or something
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@paintedaugust
I came to this thread just to make sure everyone was leaving Chongyun and Xingqiu alone. Pleasantly surprised even in a hater thread nobody hates my boys
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@ConfusedAndOver
@ThinDieselle
It’s usually the rejecter saying some wild shit or putting down something mundane
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@doulbedoink
@soup_gun
It’s me. Gay guy who struggles in love looking for my exceedingly bitter straight man to fix my life with spreadsheets.
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@KatharineSimps1
@C_aliPali
@aviceration
@tylergaca
Clean up, clean up.
Everybody do your share
Clean up, clean up
Everybody, everywhere
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@big_figgot
@KatyMontgomerie
@gay_lumberjack
I grew up in a world where I constantly feared being the next Matthew Shepherd. And other outcasts, from trans people to juggalos, were much kinder to me than the rest while I figured all this out.
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@inteyvats
To be fair, none of this is that evident in game and shouldn’t scare you. Why would the average Genshin player know who rhinedottir is? When/where are you told Alice can travel through worlds like the twins? How is Kaeya anything but a loser party boy cavalry captain w/o a horse
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@felafnir
@kyleleehufnagel
@knectick
@Chinchillazllla
Jfc, that’s specific, recent, and believable enough that it ran a chill down my spine
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@nise_yoshimi
There’s a lot of Fontaine girls coming out maybe someday you’ll shut up about cocogoat
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@DividendRyan28
@MarcovHoekelen
@petergyang
Yeah but when the AirPods came out I was like there’s a huge difference between that and the $5 wired headphones I pick up at the gym
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@TheoRettich
@inherent_itgirl
I don’t know they seem to have their needs met. They’re clearly not working the field by hand, they’re using cool robots? No religious iconography to be seen. You seem to be responding to a premise that isn’t there. They have abundance.
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@Itmechr3
Idk I’d say NPR deserves the label. Shouldn’t dance around the truth just because it might inconvenience someone
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@ValStanding
@mynnoj
@ProgNewDealer
@yet_so_far
“Business meals” you mean they don’t take off the clock lunch breaks like the rest of us? :o
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@sara_freeman1
@SearchLingo
@Eline_K
@slye
@sheacanbake
@galengidman
It’s good it turned out so well for him though, I heard there’s nothing she does better than revenge.
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@_DntFindMe_
@cvltf41ry
@phycorockchick
@marlasversion
@cursedhive
Dude have you ever met a man? You don’t really have much choice unless you wanna be single forever you gotta remain as chill as possible for at least 6 months
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@tartagliare
The anniversary rewards are silly. there’s an anime, a concert, GETTING TO PLAY THE GAME FREE, is the reward. I think because Mihoyo is Chinese they might behave differently than other Japanese/American gacha games and Genshin doesn’t view itself as a png gacha in the first place
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@xamethyste
@lilgrapefruits
Omg you’re one of them. A switch is a product by Nintendo or a wooden stick used when disobeying grandma. The word you’re looking for is “versatile” and pretending to be dominant is not a “top”, maybe a dominant/power bottom or
@maybe
just.. “a girl”
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@AvramTheWriter
@Ralphabet_Soup
@mzhangclan
@jdebbiel
He sold his soul in order to become the hottest of the Kevins. Now his eyes just do that sometimes
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One of those coworkers actually filed a case with the NRLB which Dillas then settled, resulting in THIS FLYER being posted on the employee information board!! Now any new employee walking into this TEXAS based right-to-work business can see “wait, we can have a union here?” (3/4)
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@HiaLoves
@sorbetrats
@tartagliare
Russian soldier uniform cause he’s Shenznayan does not a Nazi make? I’m confused
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@ettingermentum
I’m empathetic toward this because when you watch an entire party establishment coalesce to repress a candidate, hell a “movement” (not once but twice) you invest most your life into, it’s easy to see suspicious behavior from all authority after that.
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@ZackHugsBack
@greenje10617153
@quendergeer
When you eliminate half of people’s interests it gets harder and harder to make it “queer only” and have “people”
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@selentelechia
Your bio would imply your love of compound words extends to even your own offspring
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@The____Doctor
@MinceraftSbeve
@wolloped
@eelwitch_
Yeah if you’re just gonna create a bourgeois republic with all the same issues
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The actress that plays Lady Baili in
#WhoRulesTheWorld
deserves whatever the Chinese equivalent of an Oscar/Emmy is.
Her end was haunting, chilling and her command of my emotions throughout was masterful
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@Frog_Tess
@JaredTStrick
Uncomfortable with piracy but comfortable with monetarily supporting these special interests is just selfish hedonism and really fucked priorities tbh
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@IceCommunist
@hayxtt
Where you’re born does not determine how much of an asshole you are to people
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@Z4Z3R0
@TheSarahThe
@JackDexterity
@jules_su
Nate silver is currently arguing that Trump should be allowed to commit crimes with impunity because the “norm” of prosecuting political opponents would be “worse”
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@2002Poc
@Paigepilski
@AnonCarrot_
@LionsSpectre
@Sonia7759490532
There’s also like 7 different options in between your 1 and 2
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@gayest_tone
@c_z_z_
It really is a small subsection of “heavily online” millennials vs gen z alpha kinda default being heavily online
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So about a month ago, I posted this thread on the local subreddit for my town as well as my other social media accounts after I quit Dillas, a local restaurant because of their anti-union/anti-worker “no gossip policy 🧵 (1/?)
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@Nicktheancom
@TallDarkLatino7
Nah I’m looking for a “dictatorship of the proletariat”. I forget who coined the term.
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"I endorse Jill Stein as the Green party president and I'm glad that her VP is an indigenous rights advocate." - Dr. Kent Mesplay
#GNCinHOU
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