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@ParkerD243
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3 months
@kriissaa_krae @MaxACTenor @XuvaArath @BrotherFlourish Flexing designer perfume to activists putting their bodies on the line to protest injustice is some of the most hideous behavior a rich white lady could ever meaningfully express on social media, congrats you’re a disgusting looking and acting human being
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@Dapper_Tux @TheOnion it's actually extremely funny and correct
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@mister_shroom @yascaoimhin @farhip @huegolden not him but i believe in a one state solution, that state is palestine and can never be israel. can't have "one state, equal rights" using the government that did apartheid.
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@RandomMGSFan @nadinebluex @_claypot me, looking at the coolest use of a hundred year old trope ever made: "this sucks, actually"
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@tattooedsaint1 @babadookspinoza I will literally never apologize, I will fight tooth and nail to make sure your victory is short lived
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@guy_withdumbhat @north0fnorth @Bench_Samuel Sounds like as with everything they believe, that was a personal choice that they should own the consequences of
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@EricVBailey @HeylKatme they are specifically talking about the fact that as a netflix released movie, people paid far less attention to glass onion than they did knives out, because movie theaters create a captive audience less likely to miss details and netflix ensures that people only half remember
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@mister_shroom @yascaoimhin @farhip @huegolden well first of all, a lot of them are just going to straight up leave. a lot of them are there to speculate on land first and foremost, and the second an unfriendly gust of wind approaches them, they're back to america and europe. but second of all, assuming there's a new govt and
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@ebNASgbXPo @jtimsuggs Because of actions taken inside the cockpit that shut off the valves automatically. It’s 100 years beforehand, and the fire starts while the mekneks are out there trying to fix other issues and it was also similarly put out quickly, though less automatically.
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@hueoops "elites appointed" (won an outright majority of the country's popular vote and nearly every single district)
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@EricVBailey @HeylKatme he is making a comment about general audiences coming online in recent days and misremembering things about the movie that could very easily be attributed to pulling out your phone, a thing that people my age do regularly during netflix movies. it's not about him, or me, or you.
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@mister_shroom @yascaoimhin @farhip @huegolden constitution that presumably equalizes political rights between the two populations of people and ensures that no discriminatory laws can legally pass muster, then whatever laws and customs they propose, provided they conform, would be passed. that's what secular democracies are.
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@A6Pilled @Cherrykickstart Ukraine was so cool before you existed
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@mister_shroom @yascaoimhin @farhip @huegolden since a large majority of israelis are literally only there so they can do active crimes against humanity, the ones that try to perpetuate that would likely be arrested or deported. but the ones that stop get to re-adjust and denazify provided the new government doesn't fumble.
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@ErokNastyCat @lenaskzorel Ahsoka could also do shit like that in Rebels, and she very proudly proclaimed herself to not be a Jedi. You want Star Wars factions to be so boring.
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@1Andrew_J @GayestTiefling @is_ihate so AIPAC, through the vessel of completely unrelated uninterested rich donors that just really really really align on the issues in this case
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@ebNASgbXPo @jtimsuggs the fire looks like fire. the dumb argument is that people have focused in on one example of practical effects instead of, oh, i don't know, any *substantive critique of the show?* i have problems with its editing and pacing but overall come out enjoying it. what do you even have
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@HaagMatthijs @Brandon_Bird his own character and IP. by your own definition making any sort of long-running series, like for example a television show, would not be original after the first episode. neither events happening in sequence nor events happening in isolation with shared characters are unoriginal
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@tattooedsaint1 @babadookspinoza I’ve been watching all of the children with their intestines hanging out of your body thanks to the IDF. God I hope you get what’s coming for supporting the most evil country in modern human history.
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@teslabusdriver @morr93150104 @Megatron_ron he died believing in something, something you blue check dipshits couldn't fathom
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@realBOTwriter @camandfilm Probably not incorrect, but say he did learn English fluently enough for an interview, his answers still might not reflect his views, and would make him less comfortable. Like, a lot of baseball players speak 2 languages with the team, but only their first language in interviews.
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@jebmaize17 @TalkinBaseball_ @dfeely14 @Jomboy_ @Jolly_Olive @RyanCohen24 @wegoticejack @wegoticezo if Atlanta is smart, they will have a succession plan in place for TDA's retirement, his introduction to the staff, and being ready to take over as manager the moment Snit retires, a la Jerod Mayo with the Patriots. It makes too much sense.
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@sophiaponders @JoshuaPHilll Israel would have crumbled by 1950 if it weren’t a US vassal state
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@Patryk87837486 “Groceries” :| “Groceries, communism” >:( “Groceries, Japan” :DDDDD
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@ChadNotChud Either Democrats win and keep power forever while fascism barks at the door, or they lose one election. That’s not sustainable and you know it’s not sustainable. That’s the point of this post. Vote now and prevent it but eventually the Rs will eke out a win and it all falls down.
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@onionpowder even when this image is appropriated i still hate it, thanks for the gem
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@LiterallyCanada @posting_forever And she’s making fun of them, why is this not a two way street to you
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@GremlinJr02 @MistrSh0ck @Msetya13 And even if he wasn't the cause of death, I don't think brutalizing people because of hypothetical drugs in their bloodstream is good.
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@ettingermentum quick question are they still gonna blame 23 year old communists for losing the most winnable election of my lifetime in a historic blowout
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@LuvKells1 They wanna see pictures of children so bad. Raises a lot of questions.
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@CricketSurfing @higherxdesign @MorePerfectUS the same way the dollar store does in food deserts, by being the only game in most towns. are you pretending to not know how regional monopolization works or do you not actually know?
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@SCentralized people who very clearly do not like star wars should not be allowed to dictate what star wars does and does not do. i'm glad they have been roundly ignored. unfortunately, i still have to listen to them.
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@pobiwankenobica @spencersacolyte They seem to have been stabbed in the heart. The same place the knives went. Almost like multiple things can be used to kill.
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@AllegedlyWinter @SneederOfFeed @sanguineblood @Chicken_Face1 it's called a rack. god i love when old barbaric shit was so common it got the honor of having a one syllable word also you're correct send that person to the rack of shame
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@Ravinesh_Anand @GaetanoScirea6 @AbaDardan @KHAMCHANH @matushhh2210 @uhusofreedom You guys keep projecting your own prejudices onto Palestinians like that’s going to convince us to abandon our sense of right and wrong.
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@GayestTiefling @1Andrew_J @is_ihate armchair political junkie discovering campaign finance's whole racket for the first time, god i wish i was born this naive
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@RileyRegarded @HeylKatme i don't think that's what they said, and i think you know that isn't what they said
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@BlueMemph1s @PlasmaPistolCEO yeah, that's... why lucasfilm decanonized it a decade ago, so they could make new canon like what is this trying to prove
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@1Andrew_J @GayestTiefling @is_ihate which makes your literally pretending like AIPAC isn't one of the three most influential lobbying groups of the past half century in the country behind the AARP and oil guys highly suspect
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@SigloDeLucha @KabbVillage @CongressCleanse @DrKarimWafa "palestine should all lay down their arms" is probably the only answer he's got. and it's not a good one.
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@Inhumansoflate1 @gayest_tone this is exactly what we say and i cannot help that i was born here but i can absolutely help change it
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@ThomasWrrld we gotta be the most hated team in sports. if not hated, disrespected.
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@CricketSurfing @higherxdesign @MorePerfectUS jesus christ you actually believe the free market works like that. i envy your naïveté.
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@realwackygal the world trade center just did that
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@anglescore @dklmarxist zoomers being allowed to misremember culture on the internet and remake it from the ground up because recording and properly couching misinformation has never been easier is one of the greatest sins we grapple with in modern times
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@SCentralized Convinced that these people hallucinated a cut of the film that does not exist to come to the conclusion that some of the best dialogue series-wide sounds “AI generated”
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@theCHAZZchannel @Ky1eKatarn he has a wife, also if you're gonna be homophobic at least have the courage to say actual slurs
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@posting_forever the call is coming from the inside the house, it literally always is
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@ChadCurrie1371 @LordAslanThe2nd Dawg you’re just fucking evil
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@The_CrapGamer @CultureCrave @denofgeek do you ever get tired or are you so sad and pathetic that nonstop posting actually gives you energy
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@DillyandTruffle @mylifedotnet @that_jet @AlienToStudy @VyphaR @GalacticaDrama1 she didn't exist in the old canon to be or not be a skywalker. in the only half of the star wars canon that she exists in, she's a skywalker.
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@MikeAdxx LaMelo on the court makes me believe in God as a Hornets fan. Keep this man healthy because he and Brandon were electric together.
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@MrSneakyGuy @onewiththegif they show the oxygen gas line that it's coming from in the same shot. you're actually just a liar
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@BWalkerTTAGGG @killerguerilla if the amount of crimes against humanity you did was measured in light pollution
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@ThePhysicsMemes @ZephShoir @eyeamwema @DonaldEBeaneJr @skyler_higley You publicly confused the concept of being “social” or “antisocial” (the personality type) with “socialism” (the mode of economic and political organization that involves worker control over the means of production) in a really embarrassing way and are now yapping about nothing
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@Redrobot3dX @Nobbie_OCs man what the fuck does this have to do with anything
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@DominicCollado @ComradeStu They asked for Yeltsin.
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@Pepipopa @posting_forever "gaza doesn't want khamas, khamas is unelected and undemocratic, khamas are too violent, someone else should step up and defend gaza" (who exactly is going to do that is never specified)
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@saloman12 @NobleQAli @JesseBrown "he's being blocked because he's jewish" is a claim that can be directly refuted by jewish people being allowed into the camp. he was blocked because he'd be an agitator.
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@Joe_Brennan_ i mean, he kinda is? i like that they left it up to interpretation but i always thought the "phantom menace" would be the guy lurking in the shadows, that no one believes could be under their nose, pulling the strings from the beginning.
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@ElijahYoung9876 @weather_forkast i don't know if you've ever been told this, but leftists like old architecture too, we're the fucking YIMBYs of the world we want old victorian shit right next to shintō shrines next to modern skyscrapers because architecture is based and cool, stop making this a personality type
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@saloman12 @NobleQAli @JesseBrown and this is a claim that can be directly refuted by every other race's admission into the camp, and their denial from the camp, based on whether or not they're there to disrupt. why are you making this so easy to knock down.
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@ideas_adrian @Keithgaynor1 @BlindJoeDef @malsaafin a lot of them did. and not only did they, but they aren't directing it to the perpetrators, they're directing it towards palestinians, because ultimately their racism and genocidal behaviors aren't even pretended to have justification from the holocaust. they're just evil.
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@NatalieRevolts hopeful for an EFF sweep
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@Emperors_Closet @souljaboypellom @SCentralized holding out for things to get better after 7 years of hating almost every single decision a franchise has made isn't normal behavior in the slightest and if they weren't completely diseased human beings they would have dispersed long ago.
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@CrestonChi @SCentralized damn that's not even remotely an answer to his extremely simple question
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@heroofhyla @LizardNettle @Interrobang_2 which is why "middle class" as a distinction is not only meaningless but actively harmful. you are either an owner or you are a worker. you either have some control over the means of production or you do not. it's made so that people can hate the poor and aspire to be rich.
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@Hazcan159 @Allisayiscool @PunishedJake2 wow the one in kotor is just as generic a space suit as the one in acolyte, because it's a space suit the other three aren't space suits. two are just masks and suits of armor, and the other is literally just a robot. also, probably so you can see her face during the flashback
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@orelladeporco the fact that something like this bothers you makes this an unironic emphatic yes
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@Hazcan159 @Allisayiscool @PunishedJake2 how else are you supposed to make a pressurized suit that you walk around in space in that also shows the actor's face if they put a red stripe down the middle of it and called it a sith suit or some shit would you clap like a seal
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@xero0718 @teslabusdriver @morr93150104 @Megatron_ron and he would have died a nobody, same as you and i. his death brought millions of eyes upon the injustice of people we've never met and helped to expose the depth of my country's involvement in a foreign genocide. copping to his family to try and downplay his martyrdom is sick.
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@aresmen1 @realBOTwriter @PunishedJake2 the worst thing about the advent of technology is that the humble locker began to die out and so too did our ability to shove you into one for saying stupid shit like this
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@BlackRedGuard1 she primaried a worse democrat out of a job, someone should do the same to her.
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@saloman12 @NobleQAli @JesseBrown i'm sorry you've decided to believe in something so facially incorrect. the divide is us versus genocidal maniacs. the latter have the backing of every western government, and the second a bunch of college kids tell you to kick rocks you think you've experienced oppression. lmao.
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@Wonton_Goodsoup *checks the visibility over northwestern iran* oh
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@JayoftheJungle2 @BrettKollmann That does not make the throw less absurd. It makes it more desperate, which adds to the magnanimity of how good and cool it is that it worked.
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@N120XenoPlus @Phigra_Newmo @trooper_2005 accepting the fact that they exist and noting down their oddity and trying to come up with fun explanations for why, while not lingering on them for *checks watch* 25 years is probably the healthier way to go about it.
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@uhhhhhhhhhnope @jimcrastination @joekjoek The fact that you two are getting wildly different results with the exact same search is direct proof that google is broken, not a refutation of that
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@posting_forever why do so many otherwise good and sane posters follow bisexual EU flag hitlers
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@mister_shroom @yascaoimhin @farhip @huegolden faced with the proposition of a new government or constitution, they'll either leave, fight, or accept it. what percentage of those people do each of those three things determines the future, and i'm not clairvoyant. so i don't know. but there, that's my answer to all the above.
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@ayo_platano israel's biggest overseas hater, and they will always have my respect for it
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@RabbitClockk @db_witch people gave up on the game too quickly to ever find stuff like this out
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@BromTitus @retneysholocron the only, and i do mean only, reason i would leave a new hope untouched is because it would look so jarring next to the entire rest of the film. maybe i'm just boring, but i can't imagine a single way you could take the bones of that original fight and improve it without butchery
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@posting_forever why is this a trend, do they think people just talk to one another on airplanes
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@skullfukc @LovelyLeninist @Nexuist Neither does our government’s ability to do manned space flight without a corporation. Guess that makes us both losers.
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@Cope_C_Wanklord @Cherrykickstart you had two chances to get the name right and fucked it up both times, lmao
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@300mirrors You’re such a sniveling little liar it’s hilarious The Force does not belong to the Jedi, and a myriad of cultures could have a myriad of names for it and ways to describe it. What you’re describing is that you’ve discovered cultural diffusion for the first time in your life lol
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@Babieca09 @Cherrykickstart i wish i had stopped reading after the word "legitimate"
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@MrAndersen37 @jtimsuggs i'm used to people lying about this movie on the internet but i'm not used to people lying about not being able to tell the difference in the quality of the posters of the movies they represent. it's easily the best done version of that concept for star wars, and it's not close.
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@onewiththegif The reason I know this weird surge of hatred for the coolest looking thing ever is completely astroturfed nonsense is that it took several days after the airing of the episode for anyone to even decide what it was they actually wanted to complain about this time.
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@Modernmarxist05 repeating over and over in my head that i don't gotta hand it to them
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@ElijahYoung9876 @weather_forkast admitting you're wrong in your assumptions about someone is a sign of weakness so i can see why you never do that.
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it's really cool how zionism brainwashes people into coming 3 seconds away from committing vehicular manslaughter until the human element took him over for just long enough that he broke, and not long enough for him to stop macing the shit out of people. and we're the violent 1s.
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As I was walking up to PSU in Portland, Oregon, a car turned down an alley in front of me where the crowd of protestors were standing. On the dash was a can of bear mace and the license plate holder read "we the people". This wasn't an accident. The driver accelerated towards
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@CrestonChi @SCentralized >retweets end wokeness i know everything about your life, down to your grades and high school and up to how many people will be at your deathbed, from that one piece of information you're an open fucking book
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@bjorkingmypean @astrohxncho lot of things going wrong, and not for the reasons that fans of whatifalthist would think. teachers ratting out their students engaging in protest, grant money drying up and successful research becoming an exercise in marketing, and the student loan crisis would all fall under it
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@SigloDeLucha @KabbVillage @CongressCleanse @DrKarimWafa yup. there is no peace as long as there is an israel. the solution is a one-state solution, one state free of apartheid and discrimination. and such a government necessarily must purge itself from all zionist influence, war criminals and religious hawks alike.
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@Hazcan159 @Allisayiscool @PunishedJake2 all come together to construct the idea in your head of what darth vader should be. it's one guy's mannerisms, one guy's vocal tenor, one guy's face and one guy's backstory. it is the least comparable thing in the universe, even to other masked characters like din djarrin.
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@DerekPederson3 @mattlieb @Augiedamous don't you have a war to die in in that russian exclave
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