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Project Manager, Stock Owner. I comment on pop culture, news events and like & retweet awesome landscapes.

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@CrestonChi
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6 months
@jtimsuggs Those were always Lando's clothes is the mostly canon answer.
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@thestustustudio "what's the deal with students these days"
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@Brandon_Bird A guy named Van Wilder has been playing someone named Ryan Reynolds for 20 years now.
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@CrestonChi
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@LoriLightfoot You will not be missed. Shame on you for what you did to our city.
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@CrestonChi
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@CultureCrave @DEADLINE Korean Sci-fi movie makers be like...
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@CultureCrave I dunno. Idris being Bond would be outstanding.
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@CrestonChi
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@dom_lucre I thought Carter was holding on just so Biden doesn't Eulogize him.
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@CrestonChi
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@RobSchneider The former prime minster of Japan, one of Trump's friends Shinzo Abe. They had no problem calling that what it was.
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@CrestonChi
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3 months
@MaceAhWindu nah, this show makes me understand why Palpatine got rid of the Jedi.
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@CrestonChi
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@BillAckman They knew how bad Biden was this entire time and have been lying to their voters and donors.
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@CrestonChi
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@SCentralized Huyang when order 66 happened: "This is like the 35th time the jedi order was wiped out, we going to be alright, or at least I will be"
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@CrestonChi
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@JoeyMannarinoUS Because Trump will see all their White House e-mails and internal chats for the past 3 years or more and then release them.
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@CrestonChi
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@GraceRandolph stop acting like this is our fault.
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@CrestonChi
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@JaymalGreen he was protecting mom. free them
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@JackPosobiec they pre-printed the ones with his name didn't they?
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@CrestonChi
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1 year
@FightHaven go to front tires, unscrew cap on tire, put key on little metal pin. if they come at me, someone else can pull the cart away and i run.
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@CrestonChi
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@StupendousWave Vader's insurance agent on his suit be like... wtf bruh you are a sith lord. try harder.
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@CrestonChi
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@hodgetwins If i was costco, id just cancel his membership
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@CrestonChi
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@fasc1nate This would make a great movie.
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@CrestonChi
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@CalltoActivism Something seems off here. Suspend and fire if improper and that's just cause i don't know their procedures. Which to me looks improper.
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@rPrequelMemes Unlimited Power
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@CrestonChi
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@WriterPaulBond none of these numbers are true and real.
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@CrestonChi
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@realswtheory that's the theory content we been looking for.
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@CrestonChi
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@IsabellaMDeLuca Non-player Character. When you play a videogame, its the random world characters you meet with that have scripted responses
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@CrestonChi
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@EmmaVigeland XY = guy XX = chick Exploiting a birth defect is still exploiting a birth defect.
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@stclairashley We need to know the fallen Maga and the injured person. They must be honored
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@CrestonChi
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@jere7my Audience doesn't know Marion is alive, until Indy finds her. That's the difference and learning that difference will help you cope with how empty and generic the Disney Sequels became after the moment Starkiller base fired.
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@crazyclipsonly always a masker
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@JillFilipovic This is why they know they can get away with lying to you and it was the same liars that told you everything you know about trump. so, its not a good situation you are in.
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@CrestonChi
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@DGretta_Author Short it then Mr stock rocket scientist. You had a chance to get in last week
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1 year
@detectfights He may be done with school, but he got ole' skooled.
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@CrestonChi
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11 months
@MaryAnnAhernNBC No one voted for this.
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@CrestonChi
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@ChicagoContrar1 @ChicagosMayor "they have soccer games y'all" - excuse "not had a mayor like me" - excuse "a black wife with 3 black children" - excuse Resign then amateur.
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@CrestonChi
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@UmarBzv Thomas Edison be like, i'm gonna end that candle snuffer guys entire career.
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@CrestonChi
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@politico Which of your editors thought this would be an own aganist JD? Cause that one needs to get the lay off treatment
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@yashar @antc_tea If he was so close, why did It take him this debate to realize this?
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1 year
@CWBChicago If the women was an actor for a tv show and she was getting a subway sandwich in -30 degree weather. It would be national news for one month
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@CultureCrave @thisisinsider Barbie is female "Zoolander" and its going to be a hit.
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@angeloinchina To be fair, Kiev does not build their buildings with popsicle sticks, trash and mud.
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@not__vee This one is a great example also.
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why is japanese advertising so much better
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@Logically_JC If Biden was really ahead and you could quantify that. You wouldn’t need to post this.
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@JackPosobiec The most watched podcast ever...
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@TheFirstOkiro I already figured it out. They will "Tokyo Drift" it. The Short Round movie will have the return of Mutt Williams who wasn't killed in Vietnam but POW. The end will reunite them all in some side adventure cause Indy and Marion are on a second honeymoon in Thailand
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@CrestonChi
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@JaymalGreen Tough on our Streets vs. "But...Pull Them Over for a Seat Belt" Which do you want? Cause you will not get both, ain't no one got time for it anymore.
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@CrestonChi
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@simonateba Simon I bet I you post a clip a little longer than 30 second you might have more context.
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@CrestonChi
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@Breaking911 Nadler’s waist is abusive to pants
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@CrestonChi
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@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 There are drugs in those carts. Hot dogs are a cover. Ask the right question and one their friends come by and give you the drugs you want.
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@CrestonChi
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@TopLobsta @elonmusk when you understand none of the elites got vaxxed either or got the on camera saline shot for clicks. it all makes sense. Pureblood 4 life.
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@CrestonChi
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@unusual_whales it would have been easier and cheaper for Disney cruise lines to rehab one their Ships with a star wars theme.
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@CrestonChi
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@CPD1617Scanner It was national news when Jussie faked his attack blocks away from where this occurred.
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@rassie_dot_dev They have McDonalds there for people like you.
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@CrestonChi
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@ChicagosMayor ✔️Lowest Approval Ratings of any Chicago Mayor ever.
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@AmiriKing Only thing that could save Budweiser are the “real men of genius” ads they used to have decades ago. Funny and self deprecating twist. That’s all otherwise there are other beers if one even drinks anymore.
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@ChicagosMayor ✔️Half of Michigan Avenue is still empty store fronts
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@MAstronomers Took You Long Enough
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@JaneOst_ finish the show, its worth it. it really is fallout 5.
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@joncoopertweets Stories that never happened...
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@TaraBull808 you made plans with someone days before, no contact and on the date and time agreed on, they were there.
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@CrestonChi
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@BMeiselas instead of debating just have them both play a round of golf and live stream it
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1 year
@thatstarwarsgrl I think this one is better.
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why is japanese advertising so much better
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@CrestonChi
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@sw_holocron I'd like it if 85% of the game isn't some jumping puzzle.
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@CrestonChi
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@BillMelugin_ Waterballon slingshots. They are $ 25 on Amazon.
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@ChicagosMayor I hope by this time next year. You have resigned. if not the year after that.
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@CrestonChi
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@ChicagosMayor I’d really appreciate it if you did not try to cope with your personal guilt issues on the tax payers dime.
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@CrestonChi
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@BillAckman They been hostages for nearly 6 months and no one says the number or names. its bizarre.
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@CrestonChi
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@sw_holocron If Stinky Jabba's son isn't referenced at least once in this series...
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@ChicagosMayor you need to really understand that this migrant stuff will insure that the current crop of alderpeople and yourself will guarantee you will not be re-elected. especially you.
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@CrestonChi
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@SCentralized Those kids grew up never knowing the Empire.
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@CrestonChi
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@JackPosobiec This is why we do not have a mugshot
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@CrestonChi
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@DavidBegnaud Summer of 2023 was…2 months ago
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@CrestonChi
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@AlexanderSoros It going to cost a lot of your daddy's money.
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@CrestonChi
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@JackPosobiec That had been the most iconic trump snl skit. There is the prince/pauper one where Donald trades places with the janitor. The Phil Hartman/Jan hooks trump divorce skit. And the green acres singalong with Ellen and the lady from will and grace at the Emmy’s.
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@CrestonChi
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@CWBChicago Deportation is and will be the only solution to this migrant problem. Illinois government really needs to accept that solution. What is occurring now is beyond the initial intentions. Stop blaming the southern or red states cause this time next year it’s become doubtful Biden
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@CrestonChi
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@realswtheory Srsly I like Jyn more and more each time I see rogue one
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@CrestonChi
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@billmaher I dunno, if the leaks are true thats seems a big story.
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@DariusJohnsonTV @ChicagosMayor @cbschicago He should resign. Like by the end of the week.
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@FoxNews Gotta keep that coof relevant so they can mail in their ballots.
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@Capsicle1949 Like Karen Gillan is a legit movie star.
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@CrestonChi
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@MrAndyNgo @TheQuartering @TwitterSafety @ellagirwin @BrittanyVenti @TheQuartering need to be unlocked. its goofy this has gone on for as long as it has and the reason for their banning is foolishly applied if there was any foundation to begin with.
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@CrestonChi
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@unusual_whales There are many privately owned laboratories in this country that would take water tests. Just fyi. Emlab is one that comes to mind. Someone from Ohio just needs to put water samples into containers, fill out a chain of custody and mail it
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@GeoffRBennett You are welcome. Come back when you can. Bring money
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@CPD1617Scanner Amazing video. That camera deserves some recognition. It took that hit and was back on the job almost immediately
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@CrestonChi
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@MaryAnnAhernNBC @GovPritzker @POTUS The least cruel option for the State, The City and the "migrants" is deporting them to their countries of origin and suspending any and all asylum claims for a period of one year or more.
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@CrestonChi
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@bariweiss this is like totally normal for trump.
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@AMAZlNGNATURE It’s really an awe amazing place and one is lucky to go there if they can. Like standing there on a summer day you understand why the Greeks believed their myths.
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@rPrequelMemes Just call them your niece and nephew and the council won't ask about it.
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@disparutoo you forgot the 4 minutes of credits so they can watch their names before the next episode timer switches to the next
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@Rainmaker1973 that kitten be like...im just gonna hide here k?
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@fox32news Loyola should still record it as she graduated.
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@CrestonChi
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@CWBChicago Again, if these bicyclists want to have a protected route to bike in the streets and not the bike lanes they been begging to be installed for some sort of event, they can pay the city for the permit and police security. Until then mass biking outside their lanes should be
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@JamaalBowmanNY Cause you all didn’t clear the storm drains
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@CWBChicago Same guy responsible for the shoplifting problem
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@CrestonChi
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@MiaFarrow Yeah but you ex-husband dated your step daughter so...
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@fasc1nate About 480 feet high. Elon’s starship rocket height with booster was 390feet high.
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@stclairashley “Real men of genius” was the only way out
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@rPrequelMemes On tatooine it’s not cheating if it’s a different species.
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@DiscussingFilm So he is PreHeating?
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