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Pragmatic progressive. Queer. Nintendo fanatic. Schnauzers. Reading. Cooking. LEGOs. Traveling. I do what I want!

Wizbang, Oklahoma
Joined June 2019
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Joe Biden has canceled more student loans than Bernard Sanders and Liz Warren. Discuss.
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My mother dropped me off at the airport earlier and handed me $200 for a little spending money on my trip. I’m 50 years old… 😂😂
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Alexa, play the Dixie Chicks…
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@DentAlex33 Nope. Didn’t need the money at all.
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@cdseghetti I definitely took it!
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@1WesRebel @cammyleflage Rebel. LoL. They still flying their flag?
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@bigdogpjt See a mental health provider.
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Anyone voting third party in November hates gay people. That’s how I, as a gay man, see it. 🤷‍♂️
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I don't wish to "punish" Democrats by voting for @DrJillStein . I am voting for Jill because she represents me best.
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Are the far left about to enter the suicide bomber phase of their protests?
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@chasmm Always!
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@NHWharfRat @queerBengali You’ve never voted for a Democrat in your life.
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Y’all tired of the Bernard Sanders Memorial Supreme Court yet?
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@RockShrimp Someone forgot to switch to their alt...
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@proreviewer1 She wouldn’t bake those cookies back in 92.
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@RxaperIV I’m playing Splatoon 3 right now. Nintendo is very much still selling consoles and games. 🥴
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@LingZhiTweet My mom always brings snacks like that when we fly out to Vegas (we go together every year since I turned 21).
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@sharrzen @RepBowman The House has passed tons of legislation. Perhaps your ire should be directed to your Senators.
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@gourav17069 @JoeBiden People with brain damage.
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What happened to the gEnOcIdE in Gaza?? It seems to have disappeared like a fart in the wind.
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Rashida Tlaib should be kicked out of the Party and removed from any committee assignments. She can caucus with the GOP or no one, I don’t care.
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@ThinkAbtThingz Having a $14 mimosa right now. 🙄
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@nickslayling I’m not enabling another Trump term. Sorry to disappoint you.
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Aside from his work with 9/11 responders, Jon Stewart sucks ass. Change my mind.
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Breaking: Jon Stewart is returning to The Daily Show as host ahead of the 2024 election.
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@LeciaMichelle11 That chest would never be clean enough for me to eat out of.
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LoL
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@briebriejoy We know. You only care about yourself. This isn’t news to most.
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@Freegarenskinz1 @blythlie Love the blue check marks. Easy to spot the d-bags.
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@WBTVSteveO @lizzietexan @caro_vina @AlexanderPayton @Shane29008046 How about you don’t worry about what people post and shut your hole?
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@CPTMoorgan I find your story of knowing how government works not believable.
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Crazy right?! Here’s two packs of tuna I bought yesterday. Fucking Biden.
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@POTUS I just paid $18.75 for a cookie. It was $17.75 last month and $15.75 in late December. Before you became president, it was $3.75.
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51 trips around the sun. Eh.
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Maggie Mae passed early this morning. We made the decision to let her go as time and her heath just became too much for her. She left easy and with much love from us. She was a good girl. ♥️
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@hamza_elboudali Did you consider putting little yellow stars on their pics?
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@lorigspeaks @brikeilarcnn @dccc Her paycheck is more important to her.
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Did they do it? Is Palestine free yet?!
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@BernieSanders Bernie has no problem about lying about releasing his medical records.
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Her unraveling and decent into madness has been something to witness.
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Danny secured the pup. She’ll be coming to live with us in mid May.
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@smencimer From which university did you get your medical degree? Also are you going to name whomever gave you her medical records?
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Somebody got their first haircut!
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@cloptinothe @MattMurph24 Yes. If you’re 13 and think you’re edgy.
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@LowcarbLiberty @RetiredInLV2020 @ScottSocks2 @Travis_in_Flint @MattWalshBlog I guarantee you the people with the kids are the ones complaining more.
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@twiztidnec @JohnLeguizamo Mediocre white guy chimes in!
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She’s very tiny. ♥️
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@AdrianReeder7 I usually get them something. Shirts, magnets, etc.
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@ReaganMovie Does it include selling arms to Iran?
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@Shereste @CarlyPildis Not everything you disagree with is “grooming” Karen.
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@HeidiNBC Like Trump even wrote this. Does anyone believe he knows who Emerson was? 😂
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@opinions2234 @Madiii03 You say that but I’d never bartend or wait tables for $15-$20 an hour. That’s a huge pay cut.
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@KaiseratCB When are Royalists not seething about something??
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Waiting on Dann to get home. #SchnauzerGang
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More pics of the pup. Two more weeks! 😍
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My husband keeps sending me black schnauzer puppy pics. 🙄
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@thebradfordfile @JoeBiden He’s been out and about giving speeches. Also out riding a bike. Can you imagine President Tubby riding a bike? 😂😂
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@Suburbanmom37 Very lucky. And my pop too who’s turning 84.
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@388shark I live in Oklahoma City but the southern border has very little, if any, impact here. Yet everyone is in a froth about it. 🤷‍♂️
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Birthday lunch!
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Bernie Bro has thoughts about cults…
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@esglaude You miss Trump.
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Happy tongue out Tuesday!
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@JimInhofe As soon as a baby is birthed you don’t give a shit about its welfare.
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@RepKendraHorn Thank you for potentially putting your country before you seat! Honorable.
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@carobrissett Zero is the correct answer.
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@xKiIIua @NintendoEurope @Nibellion Delaying the game isn’t supposed to do anything for Ukraine. It’s just to release it now would be in bad taste.
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Last picture of Maggot I took early last night. She was always very youthful. Even at 16 she didn’t have any grey on her coat or face. We should all be so lucky. 😛
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@bigdogpjt Says the crazy person who thinks a look alike is doubling for Mr Biden. 😂
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Neighborhood watch.
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@RedScarlet_Red Apparently you’re paid by the GOP since you never have any smoke for them. 🤷‍♂️
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People on the FaceBook schnauzer group are chastising my husband for getting a dog that’s “obviously” too young. This isn’t our first rodeo with a puppy, she’s 12 weeks old and weaned. 🙄
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Remember a year or two ago when everyone kept saying “the kids are alright” or “these kids are going to save us”? I knew it was bullshit. Just like my generation and the one after.
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@mike_mcgb @NinEverything Get out of here with that high tech wizardry.
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@deepblueocean_1 @Ebeth1800 @TiffMoodNukes People who know you in real life make fun of you behind your back.
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@Bakari_Sellers They’ll choose the white guy.
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Took Lola in to see our vet just to make she’s healthy. She 3 pounds. 😳
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Not to be too explicit but she finally had her first poopy. All the first day boxes have been checked. I can rest easy until tomorrow, where the stress will start anew!
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@puffpuffpolitic @DrJillStein Why do you hate me for being gay?
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Got an updated pic of the new hound. She’ll be joining us the weekend of May 17th.
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Update on the Maggot, for the two of you asking…. She’s doing very well on the heart medication. She’s been running and playing with Ellie, and attacking me and Danny.
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Made Sloppy Hoes tonight. Normally I’ll add bell peppers to the mix but they’re $50 a pepper here! Fucking Biden…
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@HoarseWisperer My husband survived layoffs at his job this week.
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Maggie’s back home.
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@SenMullin The minimum wage is $7.25 in Oklahoma. Maybe you should sit this out.
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My little dancing girl. #SchnauzerGang
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I know plenty of LGBTQ people who are Republican turds. They all have the same thing in common. Any guesses?
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I am absolutely disgusted that Joe Biden has declared the most Holy of Holy days - a self proclaimed devout Catholic - as Transgender Day of Visibility. The only thing you should be declaring on this day is ‘HE is Risen’.
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@SusanSarandon Well you got what you wanted in Texas…
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My friend brought his new pup to the patio bar. Mocha. She’s a tiny Chiweenie.
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@TAHK0 One more Last of Us remake will solve everything!
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Just got the word a friend of mine was found in her home tonight deceased. Dead at least a couple of days. How horrifying. Third friend of mine to die in as many weeks. Absolutely crazy, two were in their early 40’s. Fuck.
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Mom got me some ornaments. Any idea who these are?? 😛
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It’s hard to believe, now, that Ellie Bean was ever this tiny. #SchnauzerGang
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I keep expecting to run into two twins that want to play wandering around these halls.
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@asklanafirst @CBSEveningNews Because you support big government controlling businesses.
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@ZandiSussex After Charles a mop could be king.
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I keep waiting for Lola to get cute. Maybe she’s just gonna be an ugly dog! 🤷‍♂️
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@puffpuffpolitic @DrJillStein You enable a Trump second term, you hate me. Full stop.
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